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[9th] I'm not a boy! Not yet a woman!
Fantasy stats were great.
The princess recovered after a few hours of fatigue after a long night's sleep if she was a normal person. Magically heal bruised buttocks.
The princess who opened her eyes smiled and said.
“I thought my heart was going to burst and die. ”
“Is that so?”
I'm so sorry you didn't die.
I aggressively targeted her gate ( ), and after a complete collapse, I kept pushing her relentlessly.
If I had a little more, I would have succeeded.
However, as soon as I touched the Queen Dowager's Garter Belt, my body and mind calmed down as the video appeared.
The video came back to me.
This time it was a funeral, not a bedroom.
This Gatherer Belt in my hand was a gift from the first warrior to his wife, just like the previous brooch.
But this time the process was different.
My wife didn't abandon me, she died.
That too with a thrashing.
“I realized the warrior wasn't just good at fighting all night. This was the first time for a girl... You didn't feel the fear and fear of the unknown, and you shook it without cause. ”
“Well…. ”
I didn't care because I was going to kill the princess. If the Relic of Chaos had not interfered, it would have succeeded.
“Warrior, is that...? ”
The princess blurred her words when she saw the garter belt in my hand.
“Haha. A souvenir with a beautiful princess? I really want to keep it. You can't ask for a lady's underwear, can you? ”
“I can do whatever you want me to do - yeah! Yes, underwear is a bit like that! As a souvenir, I think that's just right! Y-you 're not going to give it to another woman, are you? ”
“That can't be right. ”
will be disassembled for research.
“Oh my! Even the Spirit of Water...? ”
“He's quite useful. ”
The natives of fantasy finish off by washing each other with a towel dampened with water, but I use the water spirit to wipe away any traces that were buried all over my body.
“Warrior, please come again any time. ”
After getting dressed and leaving the bedroom, the princess said to me in a meaningful tone.
So persistent!
I answered without looking back.
“If I had the chance. ”
If the princess has a false dream, I will beat her ass again until she gives up completely.
Ah! This trip is free.
*
I used a space movement sorcerer in the Horse Tower in the Ducal Territory of the Holy Empire.
After making a quote, there was no reason to wait for half a year before the journey of the junk to help grow.
The destination is east of the central continent.
A journey to collect five uncollected Knight Nymphs.
Knight of the Earth (Swordsman)
Knight of Fire (Wizard)
Knight of the Wind (Archer) - Return
Knight of Water (Healer)
Knight of the Heart (Trainer) - Death
The archer E recovered from the auction house returned to the fairy kingdom, and Trainer E was killed by a slippery misfortune.
Three knights have not been able to locate so far.
But I had a clue from Trainer E, and I had a lot of people working for free.
“Search the east. ”
The ‘crowned spirits’ who were sexually harassing me were proudly sticking to my body for 24 hours.
Then the ordinary spirits, who were sucking their fingers around me, left to search the eastern part of the central continent.
A society of spirits.
Freedom and equality had no need to wash their eyes.
I couldn't stand by either.
Eastern Continent, moving from the Holy Empire to the Space Movement Wizard. There are countries in the land that have made their fortune trading with the East Continent.
Republic of Merchants.
A country founded by merchants who adopted the republic from the eastern continent of Fantasy.
I met Merchant No. 16 in the City of the Merchant Republic.
▶ Wonder: Why number 16?
That's a very good question, miss!
Merchant No. 16 is a trader who specializes in information only, and is the 16th merchant who recognized his abilities in the first round.
There is a strong rival, the Dark Chamber, who sometimes has deep connections, and the main product is the people's information on the Central and Eastern continents.
It is also an exciting business.
“You said you were looking for an elf? ”
“Yes."
“You don't know his looks or his name? ”
“I told you. Knights of the earth and water. ”
“That's called... Yep. Got it. ”
The merchant # 16, who gave up on me, scratched his hairless head. A habit that comes out of embarrassment, he would have made a significant contribution to his hair loss.
“How long will it take? ”
I didn't ask for any failures.
Merchant 16 is looking for my first mate, "The most beautiful woman ever!” He understands even the most ridiculous spells.
Now that I have given you a proper noun, I will not say that I can't.
He gave the right answer, as I expected.
“We cannot wait long for the mighty Su warrior who defeated the Five Catastrophes in 500 years. I will not accept any information. I've already bought the physical information of the warrior. I want you to pay for this. ”
“Nice touch. ”
Merchant No. 16, who bravely insists on selling my face.
I was arrogant but didn't dislike it.
“Thank you, we have a lot of customers who want your information. Looks, schedules, hobbies, powerlessness, personality, etc. You can get a lot of information just by facing them. So I'm going to give you as much information as I can. ”
▶ Agreed: You are a well-rounded merchant like the assessment of the Strong Student.
I didn't need time to investigate the information.
Merchant No. 16 calmly closed his eyes as if meditating in front of me. It's a search for his memory.
It is possible in the fantasy world.
Race: Human
⁄ Level: 195
Job: Merchant (Property Luck )
⁄ Skill: Intellectual Strength A Transaction B Interpreter C Reading D Unauthorized D...
Status: Search
Intelligence is grade A.
With that rating, you can remember the names, looks, and conversations you met 100 years ago.
The question is, can you identify him?
That's why I asked for the name of the fairy that Merchant No. 16 is looking for.
It's as simple as searching by name in a dictionary, just by remembering the name in your head.
But I don't know his name.
This will give you one more job.
“I found it. A knight of the earth and water. They're the five greatest knights in the fairy kingdom. And to my surprise... Haha! I heard it's dark under the lamp. I didn't know until you told me. I can't believe those great knights were caught in the Dark Chamber and sold into slavery... ”
If you want to find the missing fairy, go to slavery!
It seems to be an irrelevant rule in the fantasy world.
“Speaking of which, is it already sold? ”
“Yes. A fairy and fairy knight of a fairy good land was sold for a very high price. The merchants from the Eastern Continent were competing, and it was exciting. And the Knight of Water... As a woman, it was not attractive enough, so it was sold cheaply. ”
Male and female discrimination and topography have spread throughout the fantasy world!
“Do you know who it was sold to? ”
“It's not hard to tell, but the Knights of the Earth will be hard to find immediately. She was already on a boat and left for the Eastern continent. But if you're a water knight, you can still see it today. ”
My goal was to be a knight of the earth.
According to Trainer E, the Knights of the Precious Land will know a lot of the queen's secrets. The Knight of Water was Dum.
But they've already left for the Eastern continent. What do you think?
I decided to meet Dum.
“So where are you? ”
“I'm at the theater. ”
“Theatre?”
Not a bread mill?
*
Beautifully contaminated neighborhoods, cinemas are among the most frequent dating courses among intimate lovers.
There are similar cultural facilities in the continent of Fantasy.
Traveling Players, Circus
But not as widespread as the Earth's cinema.
In the underdeveloped continent of Fantasy, you say to your customers, "It's fun, come see!” It's because it doesn't work.
Unpaved roads between cities and cities, towns and villages run dangerously close to monsters and bandits, and there is no way to promote them.
So it operates as a mobile theater.
touring and servicing the populated cities.
I headed to a large tent built next to the city gates.
You hear a man's cry from the inside.
“I am Elfheim, Fairy King! I will build a fairy kingdom made up of only the fairies I love on this earth! ”
“Ugh... ”
“Do it quickly. Do you want to starve again today? I am Elveheim, Fairy King! I will build a fairy kingdom made up of only the fairies I love on this earth! ”
“I am the fairy king.... I can't! I'd rather insult myself! ”
Is that a practice room?
I infiltrated quietly without permission, clearing my sights.
Two men were really practicing inside.
“Hey, fairy. Loyalty to this country is fine, but this is a human land. There are no fairies to be trifled with because you played Elveheim, the fairy king. Besides, you're not the current king, are you? ”
When I was young, I wore a primitive garment made of leaves by an old middle-aged flower who sounded quite resounding.
He sighs and hardly persuades the elf.
“That's not the problem. ”
But it doesn't look like much.
“Or what? ”
In the middle-aged question, the elf glanced down instead of the answer, sweeping through his clothes made of twisted leaves.
I know I've been to the fairy kingdom a few times, but rural fairies don't wear such primitive costumes.
But it was the only part that allowed us to know what we thought of the life of a fairy.
At that time, the elf exclaims as if vomiting blood.
“Why should I act like a man? I'm not a man, I'm a woman! You guys stood me up naked on top of a statue like cattle and checked out my shame! Then why...! ”
It was a woman.
I didn't notice it because it was flat.
The middle-aged woman who naturally made a playful face to melt the noblewomen's soy sauce scratched her cheeks and excused herself.
“Even if you say that.... The fairy man was too expensive for our extreme funding. I've played the fairy king so far. I'm too old to play the fairy king anymore. And then I found you in the car. It's flat, so it's cheap and perfect for grooming as a man... ”
“Gaaaah!”
The fairy lost her mind and attacked the middle-aged flower.
“Sh, calm down! ”
“You'd better hit me! You bastards! You have to trample down someone's last dignity to feel better! * Sobbing *
... what a mess.
▶ Sniff: That fairy lady. That's very pitiful.
Teacher girl, that's what they call violent.
I showed up in the practice room.
My appearance was surprising enough, but the middle-aged woman who was bewildered by the luminous fairy's slender wrists was not ready to do so.
That's why Class S warriors decided to help out a little.
When calming violent fairies, I have not been able to find a more effective way.
Tak!
I smacked the fairy's back with the back of my hand.
Conventionally, I almost hit my cervical vertebrae between 6 and 7, but I did not repeat the same mistake when I was a trainer E.
“Cough…. ”
The frenzied elf faints with a lather.
The middle-aged woman lays her finger on the tip of the saggy fairy's nose, checking if she's breathing, and then lying flat on a nearby wooden box.
And he told me.
“Thank you so much for your help, sir. ”
“We have to help each other. ”
As a just S-rank warrior, it is natural to help the indigenous people who are in trouble because of the aggressive attacks by fairies.
“But I'm sorry. Today the play is over... Come back tomorrow at noon if you have time. As an example, we offer the best seats for free. ”
What do you mean, "thank you" and not "thank you"?
This middle-aged woman was quite conceptual.
I liked it
So I decided to use a big toebox.
“Apparently, I can't find an expensive fairy man to replace her. Is that correct?"
“That's right.”
“Then I'll buy that fairy for a man's ransom. ”
“Huff?! ”
I couldn't hide my surprise by swallowing the middle-aged woman's breath in my speech.
Because fairy men are three times more expensive than women.
Two big reasons.
Single female lords who refuse to marry for political or personal reasons find fairy men to solve their succession problems and desires.
And….
Price for performance.
Fairy women give birth to excellent hybrids once every two years, but fairy men have no such constraints. You can save as many human women as you want.
That's why men are more expensive than women.
“How do you feel?”
“I love it! ”
You already hear the sound of the elf crying when he wakes up from his fainting.
“Don't treat me like a man. You wicked Humans... ”
Class S Warrior has won the Nymph Knight!
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