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[13th] Snow Ball

“If you want to know how a superficial man knows the dots on your butt, be patient... ”

“Wait! I've got something to hold on to! This is a very sensitive speech to pass on. ”

“Let's start with a drink. I'm not trying to be sane. ”

“sane? What the hell.... ”

“Liquor.”

“... Yes. Sure."

Saint C said yes reluctantly.

The men who were buzzing around and opening their ears and listening looked at me like a ghost or a great being.

“Bartender, is there more than a 20-year-old Black Dragon? ”

It's a fruit juice with a lot of juice that makes me feel much better when I drink it. At first I swore like sparkling water, but soon my hangover comes out.

Because it is made from fruit that is too bitter to eat in life, it is often the only fruit wine that succeeds in mass production and is often used as a drink to distribute a little bit to soldiers going to war.

Or,

I order hot packs for daily use

However, since this liquor is so famous, there are very few noble daughters or princesses who fish here.If you catch it, you should think of it as "pretending to fish" because you like the target.

In other words, this black fruit wine is like Valentine's Chocolate.

▶ Admiration: Strong Student can even drink. So there were a lot of colleagues who suggested it to me. But don't get me wrong! I'm an alcoholic! I've always stayed alive and cleaned up.

The teacher's liver looks beautiful!

“I'm sorry, sir. There is no Black Dragon liquor. I'm proud to say I've worked on this for quite some time, but I've never heard of alcohol by that name. Do you...?"

“Don't get me wrong. The bartender's presumed precious identity.... True, but it's not a precious drink. ”

“Huff! Yes. ”

It seems that the fruit wine 'Black Dragon’ has not yet been developed in this age.

It was a national drink, commonly found in taverns on any continent.

I can't help but think about another drink...

“Angels are a race, not a precious one. I want you to do a proper self-indulgence. Suspicious adventurer.”

Saint C gave the word "adventurer" a poisonous laugh.

“A noble emperor can become one of many adventurers from that moment on if he takes off his heavy butt and takes off on an adventure. What you do for a living is important. Too bad you can't see it. ”

“Two days ago, with your abilities... Huh?"

Saint C, who was pouting, suddenly opened her eyes.

But I'm surprised, too.

“Do you see my stats? ”

Not the chosen warrior, but Saint C?

“You were clearly an adventurer. What did you do in those two days?! Why would you do such a ridiculous job...! ”

“You really do see it. ”

I answered her with a slight nod, then ordered the most ferocious drink on the shelf behind the bartender.

It's no wonder Lady C is surprised if she really sees my abilities.

That's what I do now.

Race: Legendary Angel

⁄ Level: 999 +

Job: Dragon King (Dragon Warrior Level )

⁄ Skill: Gifted ZZZ Faith Z Razor Shark MAX Training MAX...

Status: Magic Blade, Witch, Elurin

Become the King of Dragons.

It is presumed that I have taken the Frost King Eshnov's throne - by subduing his body and mind.

I'm not familiar either. I always knew I could take over my job this way because I was a "warrior."

Occupational effects increase level when fighting against 'dragons’.

It may seem trivial compared to its magnificent name, but it can never be ignored that it gains an advantage over the dragons, the most powerful creatures in the fantasy world.

Of course, I'm strong without this job.

Feud was wrong in the first place.

What does one already strong enough to defeat the Dragon King do with a buff that increases his advantage against the Dragon Warriors?

This job is like a job.

▶ Rebellion: Strong Student. Think bigger. You don't have to fight one-on-one! When many dragons rebel, the Dragon King can effectively conquer them!

Oh, you're a smart girl!

That's right. You don't have to fight one-on-one.

When slaughtering many dragons, there can be no better job than a dragon king!

▶ Humiliated: I didn't mean it like that...

Anyway, my current job was the Dragon King. Although it was unusual that I wasn't a dragon, I was a dragon king.

“How can you be the Dragon King when you're an angel? ”

“Why do you think I would give you a gentle answer? ”

“You're upsetting me. ”

“I'm asking you to teach me the basics explicitly, but you can't be polite. Is my common sense wrong? ”

“Well, that's... Excuse me. I was so surprised that I had no idea. I apologize for my immaturity. ”

Saint C, who was persuaded by the logical objection of a MAX class warrior, bowed her head and apologized to me.

I replied with a smile from a righteous warrior.

“I'm the one who's sorry. You're awfully neat in front of a rare beauty. I'm not drunk yet, so please understand. ”

“... you speak very well. ”

“Thank you for saying that. A drink?"

“Yes, please. ”

Bam!

We gave and received our first drink.

Alcohol can be alleviated by defensive skills such as' Antidote 'as well as' Resistance ’.

But if you're not going to drink, why drink?

Unless it is a real emergency situation, it is polite to turn off your skills for a while at the tavern.

And me?

I'm not very good at drinking.

You're more than just ordinary people, but you can't beat monsters like the label of a liquor whale pretending to be cute and tiptoeing like water.

After being drunk like that....

“Now, wait a minute! Where are you...? ”

“Every time I look at your back, I feel it, but your straight spine is so pretty. ”

My manners are getting a little worse.

“The part about sexual harassment is so vague.... And every time? I've felt it all along, but you're a very unusual person. ”

“You're the one who said that. ”

“No, I'm perfectly normal. ”

If I was completely drunk, I wouldn't have thought of blowing my spirits, but Saint C, who had just returned to the top, said in a clear tone.

It was a waste of money on alcohol.

“It's been two days. He was very grumpy when I tried to marry that young man and that cute girl. Are you jealous because you like that young man? ”

“What an unpleasant misunderstanding! On the contrary, I don't know why you, an outsider, care about us, but I can say with absolute certainty that we have nothing to do with each other. ”

I was really determined to make a clean face.

I don't think she's jealous of the label. It was a slight provocation to get the story out.

Why would an outsider care?

It's important that you don't give yourself a chance to feel this question.

“On the contrary... Do you like cute girls...? In professional terms... ”

“No! You've got it all wrong! How can that be interpreted?! ”

“You said you were the opposite. It means you like women if not men. ”

“You have a choice you don't like at all?! ”

It is said that liquor can be consumed with skill skill, but it is said to be intoxicated.

The blood pressure of Saint C that went up once did not go down easily.

She began to complain to me as much as she could, the ‘outsider’.

“The world only knows first place. ”

“I have a feeling. ”

“My ability and his ability were one paper difference. It was a rivalry between winning and losing. But the difference started with the prize match. ”

The final winner will receive the most generous prize. And second place gets a little drop in prizes.

So far, so fair.

However, the winner of a generous prize will grow significantly, and unfortunately, the loser will grow even less.

As a result, the first place is first place and the second place is second place in the next match. And the difference between 1st and 2nd place is even wider.

What if it keeps repeating like this?

“I am now one of the many women he seeks, let alone a rival. ”

“Oops…. You got hit by a snowball. ”

“Snowball?”

“It's my hometown specialty. ”

It comes from a snowball that grows bigger as it rolls.

My boss rolled at restless speed, raising snowballs, but Saint C was pushed by him and stopped on the way.

"Next time, you win!" ’Do not underestimate me.

Snowballs are calculated as benefits.

Number one is forever number one.

I didn't mean it like that.

I was able to get a lot of information in my conversation with Saint C

They weren't a "warrior party" yet. For now, I'm close to an elite group of adventurers.

They're all candidates for war.

But there is only one true warrior. And the most prominent warrior candidate was the senior who swept the top prize of all exams.

You're such a pussy!

“The more I think about it, the more annoyed I am! Bartender! Here's a drink! The fiercest! ”

Saint C, who got drunk with her skill, started making me drink again. Then, he didn't recommend it to me, and I gasped.

I was in a hurry to ask her about her sudden behavior.

“Do you know about the staff? ”

“Teacher?”

“Someone who wants to kidnap you into the fantasy world and teach you something or teach you a lesson. ”

“The fantasy world? ”

“Hmm?"

You may not know the teacher by the difference in terms. But why does she keep asking the word "fantasia world"?

But I'm done asking questions right now. It's because her condition that doesn't keep her from getting rid of alcohol was getting worse.

Unwary and defenseless.

That's why I had to ask with such sensitivity.

“Which of your group is not an adventurer? ”

“A lot.”

It was a rhetorical answer I disliked quite a lot.

“Who taught you? ”

“There are no teachers. I've excelled at home. But yes, there are people who have taught us to adapt quickly to this world. ”

“Who's that? ”

“That cute girl you were brokering two days ago. ”

Here again with the label...?

“Is she an adventurer? ”

“He came before us into this world. ”

“Yourself - Hmmm! That's how you introduced yourself? ”

“Yes. But is there a problem... Ah! Do you like cute girls like Ranubel?! ”

“Sorry. My hand slipped. ”

There are some things that no man should ever say!

What a terrible thing to say!

Sanctuary C, who had her face red with intoxication, protested with a crawling voice, turning her head away from me.

“You've got a lot on your hands. If you don't do it properly, you'll get angry. ”

“Does that mean it's okay? ”

“Interpret it however you want.... Ha! That's it. Follow the booze with that rude hand. ”

Saint C gave me an empty glass.

Her remarks about fair retribution offended me, but I endured it as a helpless warrior.

believing that an opportunity will come.

“But where was I? No, I don't know why I'm telling you this.... ”

Bang!

The torso of Lady C, whose eyes had been unfocused, was shaking dangerously back and forth, and she slammed her forehead onto the table and fell straight down.

“Oh my…. ”

The opportunity came sooner than I expected.

I hugged the spine of Sleeping Beauty C between Nos. 4 and 5.

I could see the bartender giving me a meaningful look while wiping the glass.

I told him in the language of a gentleman.

“You don't have to tell me, do you? ”

The righteous warrior still does justice today!

How can I leave a beauty in the middle of a tavern full of black wolves?

I decided to help at my own risk.

“Yes, let me introduce you to a thick bedroom with sound barriers to help guests sleep quietly. But what am I supposed to do with this? There is only one bed. ”

“It's okay. I'm not going to sleep. ”

I do not understand the staff members who do not rank first among the righteous Heat Blood warriors.