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[13th] Coupling

“If you get this done right, I'll issue you an autonomous pass. So you don't have to sneak out like you do now. You can come back anytime you miss your school. ”

“I could just escape, but...? ”

There's only a difference between sneaking around and being brave.

“It's pathetic of me to have to tell a student to leave the school. Strong student. You will never leave the school the way you want to do now. The real maiden died a long time ago. The only woman reborn in the fantasy world can use her power here. ”

“... and your son? ”

It's a bit of a strange question, but I shouldn't have asked it.

My son was born in this world.

If we go out there, will we lose all our power?

“No, your sons are fine. The creatures of the fantasy world are divided into two broad categories. Half the soul was born based on the book of life records. It's no exaggeration to say that they were artificially created for the education of the post-graders. ”

Monsters who make unlimited copies for XP supply are a typical example of this. These are the comrades of the warrior who vanished from the Demon King Pedonar's hands at once.

You don't know that.

“Another is the birth of a pure fantasy continent. The vast majority of them, except monsters. Pizza is divided into spirits, like toppings on top of the world, but it must be a perfect soul. Even if the parents who gave birth to her are false spirits. ”

I understood the description well.

But what I have to say is set.

“Here's your reward! ”

Autonomous access cards in the fantasy world were useless to me in the first place. When I graduate and return to Earth, I won't pee in this direction.

So I want you to offer me a more valuable reward.

“I think it's the most rewarding thing a teacher can give a student... But you can't help it if you don't want to. But I really want to give you this as a bonus. Who knows? I'll miss this place after graduation and I'll look back. ”

“It's a damn good fortune to be back! ”

I hate that kind of meaningful talk.

“Let's talk about individual rewards this time. As I mentioned before, I'm a healthcare teacher. So the only reward I can give you is going this way. Of course, if you can tell us exactly what you want, we can introduce you to a teacher who knows your field. ”

“... and then I think to myself, ”

It's a nurse's gift!

Do you have, like, a 4-dimensional pouch of soft hot packs?

“I know enough about the image of a healthcare teacher that you can imagine. It's probably because of the gifts I gave you before, but health ( ⁄ 2) has a very comprehensive meaning. It's all about health. ”

“I'm very healthy. ”

My shingles that are always ready are also very good.

“What about your surroundings, even if you're healthy? Parents, friends, siblings, lovers. Even the fairy princes who have eternal life get sick and die. You're no exception. You won't die because of that unprecedented fraudulent race trait, but you can continue to live with bone disease, unfortunately. ”

“Teacher, once that's resolved, it's a god. ”

It's too much.

Healthcare is ultimately your responsibility. Like a person with a bad lifestyle who suffers from a waistdisk and a neck disk.

Nothing in the world is free.

How comfortable would it be for someone to study and exercise for me?

“Do you know the harmony and rationality of Yin Yang? ”

“I know a little. ”

I have not reached the end of the ethnic groupings, like my black classmate, but I am proud to know more than average.

“What I'm offering is coupling. ”

A pair of couplings fell from the palm of the nurse's hand, shaking one hand towards the air.

... the design was a very unusual coupling.

The coupling I know is about sharing two rings that look the same. But this wasn't it.

The decorative part was convex and the other concave.

When the two overlapped, the figure '8’ appeared.

“It is ∞, not 8. Please refrain from underestimating what the producer hears. This coupling symbolizes an infinite band. ”

“Infinite.... ”

It was a classic detail.Coupling was also a trick by merchants trying to sell rings in the first place.

If these rings only contain simple symbols such as' eternal love, ’then we will overcome our disappointment and doubt the health care teacher's ability.

“... of course it's not an ordinary coupling. But a strong student. It's not good to just be functional. There are so many things in the world worth designing and branding alone. ”

“We'll think about it slowly later. So what does it do? ”

The nurse sighed and replied.

“True power comes from coupling with your partner and overlapping these parts like yin and yang. I'll tell you in advance, no homosexuals. ”

“Sex change?”

“... I commend you for finding an unexpected convenience. ”

But I haven't heard what true power is yet.

You don't think men and women merge, do you?

“I don't do anything that extreme! This ring was made by a man whose beloved wife was taken from him. I worked hard to prove that yin and yang were not just a means of reproduction. ”

“So what does it do? ”

I don't know the number of questions.

“Drug warrior. Purity 69% Romanium Ring is common? It's worth it to mop around like that. I haven't heard of it yet, but as long as I use the legendary metal, it's never an ordinary ring. ”

“That's what you need to know. ”

I gave Pinzan to the first spirit who advocated for the healthcare teacher, and I noticed that you had to answer quickly.

“I was going to tell you about that now. Indeed, the first godmother in the natural world, you can understand the composition ratio of this ring, right? That's right, it's an alloy with 69% of the mysterious metal romantium, which, depending on the owner's emotions, is the strongest and most potent. It's an authentic product that's not divided by the system. ”

“So what's the function? ”

You're starting to piss me off.

“When a man and woman come together in harmony with yin and yang put on this ring, they share most of their power until one of them takes the ring off. And we can recognize each other at any time, and we can share our physical and mental pain and joy. ”

“Sharing abilities.... ”

It was a coupling with quite interesting functionality.

It was a matter of how to use it, but the explanation of the health teacher itself was very good.

There's only one problem.

Do I have to jump in part to get this ring?

“It's never a bad offer for a strong student. I don't mean to say no, but it's very valuable to take on this job in the first place. ”

“Let me ask you a question. ”

“Yes. Whatever it takes. ”

“Is it enough to defeat the Demon King Fedonar in any way? ”

“... I know, but it's very unsettling to be asked by a strong student. But yes, the first warrior was famous for defeating the undefeated Demon King Pedonar. Process. If we defeat the Demon King in any way, this mission is over. ”

I liked everything except that I had to take on this mission.

First reward: autonomous access card.

I said it as if I was very uncomfortable, but I got a train ticket to go to Earth at any time without having to graduate.

Second, a 69% romantium coupling.

If the nurse hadn't tricked this ring, there were endless ways to use it. It's like having a super-strong hot pack that exerts the same power as me.

Able to abandon all barbaric tasks.

“Very well.”

All you have to do is defeat your father-in-law.

It means you don't have to worry about your report card!

Is it because he's been stressed by his biased report card over and over again? The fact that I can ignore it now made my heart completely calm.

“Strong student. Looks like the story's pretty much over, right? I'll give you a down payment on this coupling. I'll give you an autonomous pass when I'm done. Once you receive it, you can go to your home planet at any time. Coming back here. I pray that you overcome the crisis of the Fantasy Academy. ”

The healthcare teacher grabbed his hands and said goodbye to me as if he truly wished.

This time, I really felt like I had left, not pretending to leave.

I took a good look at the rings she received.

Romanium 69% alloy coupling.

Let's call it a convex ring for men and a concave ring for women.

I've already decided who to use it on. The healthcare teacher said that functionality is not exhaustive, but it is the logic of those who have.

Appearance needs strength to be decorated.

“Drug Spirit. ”

“… Huh? ”

“You're in. ”

I gave the concave ring to the first spirit who was naturally seated on its head.

My best partner is this spirit.

The lack of combat strength is flawed, but as a spirit for the first time, an infinite vessel, she can fully embrace my power.

In addition, I have authority and identity that I do not have.

“Drug warrior. For a small and delicate spirit like me... ”

“Is it a boy?"

“No! Why am I a man?" ”

“Put it on your wrist. ”

If your fingers are too small to fit, you can fit them in the right area.

Although the vague gender of this spirit with a fairly unusual total excretion, it should not be a problem as a man, as I assure you.

“Ah! A drug warrior is a genius! ”

The first spirit, who had just been discouraged, took a concave ring with a clear face and immediately wore it like a watch.

But so far nothing has changed.

Of course I did.

“Now, let me guess. ”

Knock.

A righteous warrior with 65 years of experience teamed up with the first spirit!

And everything changed.

*

(Good evening, warrior. You look very nice today. The weather is just as beautiful as the warrior about to embark on the greatest adventure in history!)

The next day, I heard a system message from the dawn, raising my consciousness like a doorbell, deep in my soul.

This time, it was tightly armed with a feminine voice like the 'Fantasy Goddess’ setting.

However,

“This is good weather? ”

The sky without clouds seems to be predicting a drought.

I couldn't help but doubt the morality of this goddess, who wanted to make humans suffer from drought.

☞ Please: We are recording.

Hey, System. Have you ever heard of the Variety Program?

It means a broadcast that proceeds like a live broadcast without editing or faking. And I intend to be an honest warrior without pretense.

(... warrior. There are evil dragons around here. Frost-Head Eshnov, you must give him the Mace of Justice!)

It's not him, it's her.

I gave him sex change recently.

If you are going to record in the air, you are obligated to provide viewers with only accurate information without deception and falsehood.

“Drug warrior. I want to sleep more. ”

The first spirit rubs his eyes with the back of his hand.

“When did you sleep with my permission? ”

“... Huh? I see. Is this also the effect of the ring? Somehow I feel like I'm committing a sin without your permission. ”

After saying that, I lay flat on my head.

I keep moving my arms and legs to make sure nothing's wrong with my body, and then jump out the window of the inn.

Whew!

The spirits of the wind lifted me from underneath. Extremely polite.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

And many spirits converged quickly before me.

“Welcome, my legions. Teach the demons and angels who are the true rulers of this world! ”

Your father-in-law will end up defending himself.