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[13th] From you

“This world was wrong from the start. ”

I don't expect much from fancy barbarians. But shouldn't we at least live in a hygienically clean environment?

Warrior, Princess, Prince, Beauty, Grand Wizard, SodMasta….

No matter how good your job, identity, appearance, lineage, property, etc. you live dirty.

The Holy Morale Empire paid particular attention to culture and cleanliness, and those who refused to wash were imprisoned in the dungeons as traitors seeking to spread the plague.

But with one shot of regression, reset everything!

The world was always a mess. Fundamentally, it should not be solved.

And here comes the opportunity.

“You might want to do something good for the post-graders. ”

I didn't want to live a pathetic life running around like my black friend.

From now on, if I write a new history of the Fantasy Continent, it will affect the textbooks of post-grades and students.

It's not that hard.

“I will clean the world with a flush toilet. ”

I wanted to spread the greatness of Master Molan, but these barbarians were more cleansed than the blind religion.

I will subdue countries that refuse flush toilets and have strict laws governing garbage speculation and outdoor urination.

I can't convince you of this.

It costs a lot of money.

The other day, I asked the Socians to supply the flush toilet to the Holy Molang Empire.

It's not that hard to build a toilet, but it's about having both a water supply and a sewer.

It is not easy to drag groundwater or river water into a magic tool instead of a pump and connect it to all houses with pipes.

In this era, all metals are for weapons making.

It is not easy to have a spoon made of metal unless you are a royal, noble, or a wealthy merchant.

But what would the reaction be if we connected these metal pipes from house to house? To carry water and shit, if that's what it takes.

The Chancellor, Commander, etc. are swaying.

It's a ridiculous waste of fantasy barbarians' common sense.

“You should have used it. ”

Slimming toilets that are treated as luxury are not bad, but they are too difficult to source. Only a highly-trained elite slime can live in a cramped toilet.

“Drug warrior. Don't push my kids around for that. ”

The first spirit protested.

“Huh! This is a collateral purpose, as I said before, to drive out demons and angels and to create a world ruled by spirits. Who caused you to lose your powers and become a drug spirit? ”

“You.”

This stupid spirit replies without a second thought.

“But you're right. I am a corrupt spirit possessed by your drugs. This is a force majeure, so it's your fault. ”

“Why did you lose your strength? ”

“It's the bad sisters. ”

Here, he means the first demon and the first angel.

Since there was not a drop of blood mixed, it is not really brothers and sisters, but it must be the house of soybeans filled with treachery and thirst.

“Do you need more reasons? ”

“Well…. No.”

After that, it was simple.

Spirits are starting to take over the world at a rapid rate.

Ignorant barbarians have no idea the true power of spirits. It's because I thought I tied the Spirit to the ‘Element’.

Earth Spirit: Solid Control

Spirit of Fire: Energy Generation

Wind Spirit: Create Vector

Spirit of Water: Liquid Control

Spirit of the Mind: Hormone Control

Spirits' abilities are much more threatening and extensive. If we fight properly, no faction will be able to overcome us.

Life is composed of solids and liquids, and it consumes calories that are deeply related to energy and vectors. and is controlled by the hormones that are produced in the endocrine glands.

First, let's start with something light.

“The human who resists us will start diarrhea today. ”

I declare, and this shall be done.

*

From the northern tip of the northern continent of the fantasy world, the Fantasy Barbarians have surrendered to me at a very rapid rate.

It wasn't easy.

Sometimes there was even a fool who stood up to the flush toilet because he was reluctant to pay for it.

What did they say?

Sprinkle!

The basic activities of eating and chewing became painful and hell. At first, those who suspected food poisoning realized that the "Spirit of the Heart" had done it a long time later.

Hormone control!

Diarrhea was a slight taste.

“Ha, I surrender. ”

“Stop the diarrhea, please stop...! ”

“How cruel! ”

“Ugh! My butt hurts. ”

There was nothing for all five spirits.

Even the spirit of the mind that dominated the hormones immediately lifted the mildew, and those suffering from diarrhea felt the need to flush the toilet.

This is one stone!

What's left?

Only those who evaded hormonal manipulation with exceptional abilities.

The ruling class of the Great Nation was protecting itself with its own power or expensive magical items.

This needed to be another way.

“It's time to show these warriors what you're made of. ”

“Drug warrior! Diarrhea is fine, but violence is bad! Don't use your children for war! ”

The first spirit cries out in a solemn voice.

In just two days, the MAX class warrior, who peacefully subdued 50% of the North Continent, kindly touched the lumbar spine of fairy times 4 and 5.

How can you look at this warrior?

“There is no war. I'm just watching.”

It is no exaggeration to say that the Northern Continent is ruled by the magical empire, which is the source of the magical kingdom.

Fifty percent of the land I haven't merged in two days was the territory of this empire.

But I won't be able to pass it on today.

Because...

“My dearest people! Don't worry, flush toilets will protect you from evil creatures and spirits who claim to be warriors by selling suspicious items. The Magic Empire has overcome countless crises so far, and it will again. As Emperor of the Magic Empire, I promise! I will fight with you until the end, without giving up on you! ”

... the Magic Emperor stood on the palace terrace and cried out.

A speech full of lies.

Leave that alone and the name of the warrior will be weep.

I intervened quickly.

“My ignorant people! Don't worry, flush toilets will keep you separate from the good guys and spirits who claim to be warriors by selling the perfect stuff. So far, the Magic Empire has committed countless frauds, and it will again. As Emperor of the Magic Empire, I promise! I will not protect you until the end, but only me! ”

The emperor of the Magic Empire, who was an exceptional sorcerer who might have become wise if he had remained sympathetic, stopped the hormonal manipulation.

But what about the voice?

The ‘sound wave’ that comes out of the mouth spreads at 340 meters per second to vibrate the eardrums of those around it.

Sound waves follow vectors as they vibrate.

What if the Wind Spirit interferes here and touches the vector?

“Huff! Has the emperor gone mad?! ”

“Run! The emperor is in danger! ”

“Oh, my goodness... ”

“The emperor has abandoned his people! ”

As soon as the emperor spoke, the people of the Magic Empire panicked when they heard my twisted speech.

Even the emperor who did not know why the people were angry was confused, and even while suffering from diarrhea, the nobles who endured loyalty alone were very disappointed.

And at this point,

“Greetings, people of the Magic Empire. I am the righteous and good warrior His Majesty introduced. In addition, I hereby declare that I am the true Statistical Winner of this country. Look at this glowing Seal on my finger! ”

Thank you, nanny.

The gene you gave us is working.

A Class Z forge adds power to this, fascinating foolish magical empire people and nobles.

Hello, warrior? You're trying to save the world, right? This isn't exactly a warrior's adventure...)

Stupid goddess, listen to me.

Do you think it makes sense that a nutcase who digs up graves and ruins and steals treasures like a grave robber saves the world?

If you are a true warrior, you must fight fair and square.

“How can a miracle like this...! ”

“This country is not over yet! ”

“An heir to the new emperor...! ”

“Of course! That's why you were so strong! ”

In just two days, there were no indigenous people who did not know the 'Righteous Warrior’ who subdued half of the northern continent.

They responded to me.

It is interpreted that I am strong enough to rule all spirits because I inherited the blood of the Great Wizard, the First Emperor.

“Oh, my... ”

The incompetent emperor who ruined the important speech sat down, clamping the buttocks in place to see if the legs had loosened.

And I couldn't hold on to the throne much longer.

In doing so, a 65-year veteran of justice benefited the North Continent by spreading flush toilets.

But it's not over yet.

This is because the continent remains as threatening an impurity as the Demon Lord Pedonar.

“You, you, you are banished. ”

I kicked you, Ranubel, and Alex off the North Continent.

Of course.

“Wait a minute! He didn't do anything wrong! ”

There was a complaint pretending to be cute.

“What did you do wrong? ”

“Yes!”

“You are the one who breathes. ”

“Et?! ”

Shocked by the woman's choice of me, she left like she ran away in a boat without much complaint. Then there were his comrades and supporters who followed him.

Of course, there were others.

“Lady C. Aren't you coming? ”

“I hope you don't call me that. ”

She turned her head slightly to the side without looking straight at me, and said with a dull tone.

And, you know...

“But I can't help it if you like. ”

“Hoho?”

“Well, what is it! That means! I've always said that as an adventurer, you're good at what you do! Of course, it's not that I don't like your ability as a man! ”

“Yes, it is.”

In my light answer, Saint C frowned.

“I'm telling you, I think it's a lot bigger than the number one physical violence solution to any problem that doesn't work for me. You could be the real warrior they want you to be. ”

“Sufficient swearing. ”

What kind of warrior do you want? That's unpleasant!

“That's a compliment for being brave! How awkward I am for compliments.... ”

“I don't care. ”

“Oh, yes. ”

Saint C, who had a face like a carrot, tightened her lips.

It's time to move on to the next step.

“Sunbae, you must leave as you wish.”

I am the main actor of this era.

If my master leaves like an exile and defeats five catastrophes on other continents and builds a reputation, my plan will be disrupted.

So I sing.

The Mermaid King will teach you the song of domination as you watch the boat leave the harbor.

“Good bye, Good bye. Good bye ~"

The boat that is welcomed by beautiful sea mermaids will sink in the middle of the sea.

Next time...