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[21st] The Perfect Warrior

The beginning is always the same.

I sit on the top floor of my father-in-law's villa, with the first spirit spreading over my head.

My heap waits all day for a warrior to arrive in this state.

However, when controlling the pile myself as the main body, options are added.

Cowardly wife.

Shadow A.

Captain Fantasy.

Suddenly.

Hurry up.

But now, I've lost half of my options.

“That's the worst.”

“Husband with a fierce expression. I have some bad news and some good news. What do you want to hear first? ”

“Bad news first. ”

You should have a soft drink after eating the food that you have eaten.

Turning this upside down is pointless.

“Yeah. You know, I lost my shit with hippies. Let's say your power is down 0.48%. ”

“That's a lot lower than I thought. ”

I thought it would be 5% if I couldn't.

“Because you were tied to your aunt's powers, it felt a little overwhelming. It was a pile, so the output of the soul itself was low. ”

Yes, it is.

The vessel of the divided pile is small, so there is a limit to the power of the soul.

“Principal?”

“I was going to tell you about it. Auntie's on the run. She's somewhere in the Panthazia, but we don't know where she's hiding. ”

I was expecting that.

Now for the good news!

“... By any chance, is there anything else? ”

The cowardly wife's sarcastic expression is unusual.

“There's still a lot left. The choice between two and one for the cheating husband to make at night. In the future, if you don't want to sleep alone, you have to be nice to your wife. ”

“Oh, my...”

This is very bad news that can't be compared to power loss!

“Do you want me to keep talking? ”

“Huh."

While we're at it, keep hitting it!

“There are 13 students who graduated during a husband's fight. He died 13 times helplessly sitting on the throne. ”

“Knng...”

“If you look at your smartphone, the Fantasy Assault House has already begun to unfold. And the 13 graduates are far more powerful than their predecessors, so they're being called 13 heroes. ”

“Ridiculous. ”

If I'd handled the pile, I never would have graduated.

I was a little annoyed at the fact that such followers graduated lucky and contributory.

“Worse news. ”

“Huh! More? ”

“In addition to her husband's hometown, the School of Fantasy had accepted admissions on several planets. ”

“Kidnapping, not admission. ”

“Yes. Then I'll tell them to kidnap you. The Fantasy Education Director has been working on changing targets to other planets since the depletion of the talent to abduct, and his reputation has recently deteriorated severely due to his lack of operations and the presence of the principal. Which means, according to her husband, she began to see it as an abduction, not an admission. ”

“Isn't that a good thing? ”

It means that the Fantasy Education Academy, which is dominated by the principal, is going down.

“If this is the world of Aunt Mann, as it used to be. It could be your husband's house, and you're just gonna give up? This is your chance to be a landlord. ”

“Aha!”

“I'll finish explaining the pause. The reputable Panthazia Academy will only kidnap indigenous peoples on Earth until they recover. This is where I used to work, so it's the best place. ”

“That's too much.”

“And the really bad news. ”

“...... ”

“The gods are beginning to take an interest in the Fantasy Academy. ”

“That's the worst? ”

“Well... there are a lot of very fickle geeks who have become gods after pursuing their own perfection. Imagine an aunt and a father with perfect power flying off the handle. Not one or two, but dozens of them. ”

“That's... definitely dangerous. ”

Why did this ordeal come to me when I dreamed of returning to Earth and being a good citizen to my parents?

I sighed deeply.

“And...”

“Socia. Still there? ”

“This is the last time. ”

“Tell me.”

“Sixty-nine percent of the system was damaged in the aftermath of the fight between my husband and my aunt. You'll see bugs and errors popping up all of a sudden. I, as a developer, can't predict what's going to happen. ”

“A lot of it's broken. ”

“One of them fought like hell. Rather, you're lucky it only broke 69%. ”

“... is it over? ”

“Yes. It's over. So don't wiggle your fingers like emotional anxiety. I've been bothering you. ”

“This is my heart. ”

Bad news.

I closed my eyes calmly and organized the situation one by one.

... not very good.

It couldn't have gone any worse.

Sosia, who was driving a great MAX class husband into emotional anxiety, said in a cheerful tone.

“Now's the good news! ”

“Recite.”

It is surprising that there is good news in this situation where there is no dream and no hope.

Let's hear what it is.

“The schizophrenic aunt is still not waking up. ”

“How do you know? ”

“I'm almost out of control of the fantasia system. If your aunt were fine, we would never let her be like this. There's nothing I can do now that my aunt is sober. ”

“Oh…”

I was impressed with one question.

If you have control of the fantasia system, how come you can't find the principal's hideout?

“Sixty-nine percent said it was broken. ”

“Aha!”

“But I can assure you, And now Auntie's stuck in a fantasy school like the rest of us. An aunt's pile must be hiding somewhere on the continent as the classroom collapses. ”

“Treasure hunt.”

I thought I had made a lot of sacrifices, but after hearing the cowardly wife's explanation, it seemed like it was worth a try.

Fortunately.

Yeah, lucky me.

I later realized that Space Chairman's attention was still continuing.

That's not all.

Type: Race

▶ Title: Perfect Daemon

▶ Grade: Myth

▶ Myth 1: A perfect warrior.

▶ Myth 2: Perfect Demon King.

▶ Character 1: It is sponsored by the universe.

▶ Race 1: Perfect human being.

▶ Race 2: Perfect darkness.

A unique racial trait obsessed with perfection, like clitoris.

I did not feel uncomfortable with the arrogant declaration of perfection.

I deserve to be arrogant.

I felt like that.

“God.”

“Systemically?"

“No, it's really God. From the moment I inherited my father's innate self, my husband was a god. It's just been so unrealistic since the fragmentation. But this time I have a new identity. ”

“A perfect human warrior? ”

“That's right."

The eyes of the Sosia who replied sparkled.

“... What are you doing? ”

“My heart was palpitated by the fact that my husband thought he was a cowardly columnist. ”

“Hmm...”

Is this big enough to excite your cowardly wife?

I'm not sure.

“Gods born in nature, like their fathers and aunts, are weak. It wields its innate attributes without complete control. But the acquired gods that have become perfect as they grow up to be like their husbands. Just strong. It depends on what perfection you're after, but perfection is the only thing you can deal with. ”

“What's that supposed to mean? ”

“Acquired gods are never defeated by imperfect beings. ”

“Perfect?”

“Yes, it's perfect. ”

It was a logical bizarre concept.

Even though I became a party, I didn't feel real.

“Any more good news? ”

“Of course. Look. This is a picture your mother posted yesterday. ”

“What?! ”

I took Moranphon, a question as to why he was in the hands of the Socians, and examined the message.

⤷Mother: Son. Why aren't you answering? (7: 25 AM)

⤷Mother: Are you sick? Are you hurt badly? (1: 47 PM)

⤷Mother: Son. You want to die?

“...... ”

He was very angry that I hadn't responded for a long time.

By the way...

⤷I'm so sorry. I was so distracted when I found a woman of such a good destiny. (1: 29 PM)

Who the hell am I to send this lazy reply?

⤷Mother: Like my daughter-in-law said, she's really alive. (3: 34 Pm)

⤷Mother: Son. Is she pretty enough to forget her mother and daughter-in-law? (3: 36 Pm)

⤷B: The second most beautiful thing in the universe. (3: 37 PM)

⤷Mother: Who was the first? (3: 38 PM)

⤷B: Of course I am. (3: 39 PM)

Does this impersonator have a conscience?

It is certain that she was beautiful in the Royal Year, but it is never the prettiest in the universe.

How dare you!

⤷Mother: My son has finally grown up. Love ♥ (3: 40 PM)

⤷Mother: But what's taking you so long? (3: 41 PM)

⤷I: I recently got married. I was drunk and I had no choice. (3: 43 PM)

Married drunk?!

Mother, don't ever trust that impersonator!

⤷Mother: Phew! There's nothing you can do about it. Don't make her cry. Take responsibility. (3: 46 PM)

⤷B: Yeah. Thank you for allowing me. (3: 47 PM)

⤷Mother: No thanks. But what's the name of the son-in-law who loves his son so much? (3: 49 PM)

⤷I'm Sosia. (3: 50 Pm)

Is this...?

⤷Mother: Son. You have to be nice to Sosia. (3: 51 PM)

⤷B: Absolutely. If I ever cheat on you again, I want you to hit me hard with a tennis racket. (3: 53 PM)

⤷Mother: Yes. My son is a big boy. ^ ^ (3: 54 PM)

⤷B: Thank you. (3: 55 PM)

“Socia! ”

“Husband, don't shout, just finish reading the message. ”

“What have you done with my account?! ”

“I've been trying to appease an angry mother to her reckless son for 10 years. I used my head to be complimented for growing up. Isn't that great?"

“You coward...! ”

“How are you? Are you relieved now? ”

“What a relief! I told my mother because of you... hmm? Wait.”

A mother?

No matter how advanced Earth's life sciences are, we cannot prolong human life by tens of thousands of years.

And you sent me a message?

I finished reading it.

⤷Mother: Son. This is a picture of your sister entering elementary school. For the record, this is the minister of education in the corner of the photo. (9: 54 AM)

⤷Mother: This is a picture I took on the beach during my sophomore summer vacation. Girls are so cute everywhere they go. (9: 58 AM)

...

I saw a line of family pictures with Mother's annotations.

But it was so strange.

The second one that didn't fall out of each picture, it seemed like Mother and Father were getting younger as they grew up.

As the Socians interpreted.

“It's only been 100 years. ”

“Huh! Did your parents become vampires...? ”

I don't think that's what I saw in broad daylight.

What's going on here?

“Ah! You're mistaken. The fantasy dimension was 100 years. Earth would have been 10 years ago. ”

“What?! Only 10 years?! ”

I knew it would be thousands of years before the Principal!

Sosia smiled and replied with a distasteful smile.

“It's a big sacrifice. ”

“Who?”

“Time is fair to everyone. She's losing her aunt just as much as her husband is losing time. What happens if the principal leaves the church for a long time? ”

“Ah!”

“The perfect warrior was prepared to sacrifice everything, but the first angel never gave up. ”

“Good news. ”

My family is still alive.

I was happier than when I was promoted to "The Perfect Devil."

Except for the second one!

His face is dead like an old man. Cuteness was not as cute as the eyes.

I don't know what's good for him. My mother doesn't know what's good for him.

“That's the end of the good news. ”

“That's enough.”

When I regained my strength, I slowly stood up on the Demon King's throne.

I was ready to sacrifice everything, but I haven't lost anything yet.

Yes, it is.

Not yet.

Not so fast, not so fast.

“You're going to find him? ”

“Of course.”

Me and the principal aren't done playing hide-and-seek.

▶ Advanced: Strong Cadet! I have some very important news!

Have you heard from the teacher? Good or bad?

This perfect warrior will hear you!