Golden Experience

When Bamboo returned to Coral Castle, the professor was eating the cake on his own.

"What is this cake? Why are you eating this alone?"

"We're all busy. You can have sex with a girl, unlike you."

"I'm not flirting.I don't want to be told by someone who's just eating a cake. And alone. "

"It's like I'm monopolizing it, but unfortunately this is a punishment game.This huge amount ─ ─ "

"Where are the others?"

"Listen...."

It is a problem if the professor is monopolizing the confectionery, but it is not a problem if he is eating it in a punishment game.

I don't know what I did, but the scenario where a professor gets punitive games seems natural.There is no doubt about it.

"I know Rare was going somewhere, but what happened to Bran and the others? Where's Merisand?"

"Everyone went out.Miss Bran was abducted by Miss Lyla.Miss Merisand is cruising with Miss Envy. "

"I have no idea what you're talking about.Make sure the report is accurate. "

"I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong."

Then I talked to the professor about what happened during Bamboo's absence.

I heard about it, but I just found out that I didn't understand it well.

Not every member seems to be acting alone, and there is no risk of running wild and becoming important.I'm not sure if there's a brake role or not, but it's just a combination.

"Well, I can't help going out.But I don't know what to do.... "

What's going on?

"No, there was another group after a player named Crystal Princess.I tried Septum if I could.Was it Hagarenixen? They want to stop the Golden Dragon from resurrecting, so they want to gain more combat experience.

I said I might not be there because I knew Rare was going out, but then I met Blanc or Merisand. "

"I see. So you're back because the girl left and the man came."

"Hey, how do you say that?"

"But if you came to see Miss Rare, didn't you name Miss Lyla?I think the direction is the same as the appearance preference. "

"Well, before I could say that, they called me a masochist, except for Octo-san."

"I see. The contents are important."

I don't think it's that kind of dimension, but it doesn't apply to anyone who wants to watch a match at a tournament and fight Lyla.I doubt my sanity.

"Even Zenobia and Geraldine are fine, but they still don't sell their faces very well. I'm not here."

"Hmm. If that's the case, it's my turn."

The professor put down the fork and wiped his mouth.

Looks like you're looking a little rough.

"Damn, you heard me.No matter how nuanced you think, you want a woman.I thought you said it was important. "

I wish I could be?

"Are you crazy?"

"Fufu, well, just look at it.Ratatosk is an agitator. If it's necessary to agitate, even its appearance should be a weapon. "

"No, that's why the contents..."

The professor stood up ignoring Bamboo's cliché.

"Transformation"

The height shrinks as you declare it.

I wonder what it's like to go back to Tanuki, and that's not really the case.

Apparently, this "transformation" is not a word change for "pervert", but a "transformation" of a skill that Bran also used.

Ratatosk is called the "double-tongue", and it seems to be a species that specializes in deceiving the opponent.

A few seconds later, the cute boy in the professor's suit stood there.Excessive sleeves and trousers hem.

"I've never seen anything like it anywhere...Is that a research building? I forgot if it was Ain or Zwei. "

"That's right."

The professor answers with a high voice.It is only natural because it is the body of the boy before the change of voice.

"But that's a boy. It was a woman they wanted to see.I knew you weren't listening. "

"Hmm. Mr Bamboo's common sense is a virtue, but too much common sense is enough."

What are you talking about?

It's usually a harsh way to put it.What is wrong with common sense people?Isn't it better than insanity?

"Calm down, I didn't mean to say that.

Very well. This game has a strange safety on it.Even if a man and a woman have the same sex, the player can't do this sexually.At best, it's Mt. Seki-no-Yama that does silites all night.

If so, how valuable is gender to the player? "

"Mm, if you say so ─ ─ No, really?Sex is important. Think common sense. "

"No, it doesn't matter.What matters is not the actual gender, but the perception of who saw it.If it looks like a woman, it doesn't matter even if it's a real man. "

When the professor said that, he took something out of the inventory that was frustrating and quickly began to change.

I knew it with my voice, but I still haven't heard my throat before my voice changes.Because of Homunkurus, the whole skin is small and white.The shape is also in place, and there is a professor's figure when viewed by each part, but the overall balance is different, so it is not so much the same.

Rather than being a rejuvenated professor, I feel like a child born miraculously as a result of marrying a beautiful woman.

It is precisely the red-faced beautiful boy who is dressed freshly.Although it was the same sex, it looked strangely glossy, and I had trouble judging whether it was okay to look at it, and the bumb couldn't move.

─ ─ How about this?

After changing clothes, making up, wearing a wig at the end, and finishing a clever check of each place with a hand mirror, the professor said.

What was there was a beautiful girl who could not complain.

"... don't get used to it.How dare you, your hobbies are real and feminine...? "

"I'm sorry, do you wear women's clothes?This is a hobby. "

"... well, if that's what you say, then so be it.I don't want to pry.

But are you going to leave in that outfit?It's supposed to be a guide to combat.It's not even my area of expertise. If you move hard, you'll see a lot of things. "

"Hmm. No problem. I'm wearing drawers under my underwear and I don't see anything dangerous.In addition, the inside of the skirt is packed with a lot of ruffles, and since it is packed with extremely fine wire, it will not be rolled up more than necessary.And it's hard to make sure which sex you are without seeing the hazardous materials.As long as it is not confirmed, it can be said that both possibilities are always included.

That's why I named it "Schreddinger's Skirt."

"Apologize to Shreddinger!"

In addition, it is not a box but the contents that are not observable, so if you say Schreddinger, it is not a skirt but a dangerous substance inside.

I thought, but when it became a danger for Schreddinger, I felt more and more sorry for Mr. Schreddinger, so it was difficult to put it out.

"... that's enough. Even better, Gawa can talk..."

"Of course, there's nothing missing. Ah.Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. "

Even though it was a voice that could be said to be a girl enough, it gradually increased due to the adjustment of the professor, and finally turned completely into the voice of a woman.

"─ ─ I wonder how this works.I think it's probably cute. "

I can't say anything.

However, the professor nodded satisfactorily from the state of the bamboo.

"Sounds good. Okay, I'll go.─ ─ Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about the rest of the cake here, but please clean it up for me.Lila, this is a fine job that onee-sama told you not to skip. "

"... oh, oh"



Outside voices can be heard in Bamboo's heartless cake.

Is this hell?No, it might be heaven for Hagarenixen players.

"─ ─ I don't know! Thank you so much for today!"

"─ ─ Uh-oh!"

"─ ─ Ahhh, the last song is coming!"

"─ ─ Uh-oh!"

What about the challenge?

After all, is it okay for women to do anything?

I'm telling you, he's not even a woman.

Suppress your desire to say so and move the fork.

I'm almost done eating my cake.

Then we'll go out.

"... can you stay in hell like this?I'm going to the MPC. "