Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed

Some people had already started mourning Jiang Ran in advance.

After all, this time, it wasn't just one or two deranged criminals or deranged serial killers coming after him.

It was the head of all these deranged criminals and deranged serial killers in Aisen Town coming after him.

They were gathering every deranged criminal and deranged serial killer in Aisen Town together.

So, using even your toes, you could tell he was absolutely doomed.

Of course, where there were mourners, there were also those who were upset.

After all, Jiang Ran had previously committed two brutally bloody cases.

Which had earned him quite a few wealthy female fans.

These wealthy female fans really didn't want Jiang Ran to die so soon.

This group was absolutely fanatical.

If Jiang Ran were standing right in front of them, they'd probably really go for it—getting intimate with him, taking a taste of what he was like, seeing if he was any good.

At that moment, in the public chat section.

Ultimate Rich Kid typed: 【I'll make a bet with all of you. I bet Jiang Ran won't die. Even if every single person in Aisen Town sets a trap for him, he still won't die. And he'll fight back and win.】

Ni—Black Supremacy: 【Bullshit. I don't believe it.】

De—Long Live Prussia: 【That's one hundred percent bullshit... fighting back... just look at the seven or eight people in this room alone. Every single one of them has blood on their hands. Do a little digging into their criminal lives, and you'll realize they're a room full of demons. And let me tell you the scariest part—not everyone in this room has even arrived yet.】

Fa—Emperor Napoleon: 【Jiang Ran is definitely going to die. It's not that he's not strong, it's that there are too many ruthless bastards here. He can't handle them, and he can't beat them. Forget the others, just look at the ringleader of Aisen Town—Gates' life story.

Gates is a half-American, half-UK mixed-race guy, a graduate of Oxford University in the UK.

A complete top student, super high IQ.

And his family is wealthy too.

His girlfriend is a model, beautiful, with a great body.

This guy is what ordinary people call a winner in life.

Tall, rich, and handsome.

But who would've thought this guy was a total psychological freak?

He loves the feeling of holding life in his hands.

He's killed at least 50 people, all within two years of consecutive crimes.

Just Gates alone—if he has some secret scheme against Jiang Ran, how the hell is Jiang Ran supposed to defend himself?】

Ultimate Rich Kid saw the introduction to Gates and was completely dismissive.

What trash, only fifty people? Do you know how many Jiang Ran killed with a single hammer swing each time back at Alice Apartment?

But because he still had an hour before he could speak in the public chat section again, he couldn't type a reply.

...

Afternoon, two o'clock.

The sun in Aisen Town was still bright and warm.

In this little town, the pace of life was so slow it felt like human life itself was being stretched out.

At that moment, Jiang Ran drove to a park on the outskirts of Aisen Town.

He parked the Mercedes outside the park.

Then he walked into the park, heading for a green patch of grass on a small slope where the sun was shining particularly brightly.

He lay down there, hands behind the back of his head.

Facing upward, eyes closed, soaking up the sun.

Not many people passed through this park.

Maybe because its location wasn't great.

People preferred to go to the park closer to the town center.

While Jiang Ran was lying there, he suddenly felt a shadow block the sunlight hitting his face and upper body.

He opened his eyes and saw a foreign woman, bent over, grinning at him.

It was hard to pin down this foreign woman's age, since they often looked like they were in their twenties even when they were just teenagers.

But going by appearance, she looked around twenty-five or twenty-six.

She had a Latina beauty vibe, skin a golden wheat color.

Her face was pretty, and her body was just as good—curvy in all the right places.

"Hello, handsome, need some special service?" (English)

The Latina beauty asked with a smile when she saw Jiang Ran open his eyes.

Jiang Ran shook his head. "No need." (English)

The Latina beauty, rejected but not giving up, said, "It's really cheap. Fifty euros for the full package. What do you say?" (English)

Jiang Ran slowly closed his eyes. "No need." (English)

Seeing that Jiang Ran wasn't budging, the Latina beauty actually crouched down, one hand groping Jiang Ran's upper body while the other headed south toward his lower half.

Jiang Ran sat up, annoyed, and pushed both her hands away.

Then he reached into his pocket, pulled out two five-euro bills, and handed them to the Latina beauty.

"I don't need anything. This money is for you to buy a drink. Can you stop bothering me now?" (English)

The Latina beauty pouted, looking displeased, pocketed the cash, and trotted away.

Seeing her leave, Jiang Ran lay back down on the green grass and continued sunbathing.

But not even five minutes later, the Latina beauty was back again.

"Why are you back?" (English)

Jiang Ran was a bit annoyed.

The Latina beauty pulled a white card from the generous cleavage between her breasts.

"Some Asian gentleman, same as you, asked me to give this to you." (English)

He took the white card with his right hand.

It was just an ordinary piece of cardboard.

There were some Chinese characters written on it.

Jiang Ran scanned them and read them out loud:

"Jiang Ran, this is Xiao Zhang. Tonight at 8 PM, come to the abandoned steel mill in the southeastern part of Aisen Town."

After reading that line, Jiang Ran's eyes showed no major reaction. He asked the Latina beauty, "Where's the man who gave you this card?" (English)

The Latina beauty replied, "He left. He's already out of the park." (English)

Then the Latina beauty added, "Sir, are you sure you don't want to have a go with me? I'll be honest with you—that gentleman who gave me the card already paid. He told me to make sure you had a really good time." (English)

Jiang Ran put the card away.

Then he lay back down on the grass and said, "I don't need it. If you're really that professional, just lie down next to me and keep me company while I sunbathe." (English)

"Oh. Okay." (English)

The Latina beauty immediately lay down beside Jiang Ran, and her hands started wandering again.

Jiang Ran pushed her hand away and said, "Don't touch." (English)

After that, the two of them just lay silently on the grass for ten minutes.

For those ten minutes, neither of them made any inappropriate moves—they just lay there.

Then, Jiang Ran suddenly spoke to her, "What kind of person do you think I am? Just your first impression." (English)

The Latina beauty turned her head, stared at Jiang Ran's quite handsome profile, thought for a moment, and said, "You're pretty handsome, and you give me a really good vibe. You're generous too. I didn't do anything for you, and you still gave me ten euros." (English)

"I see... so do you think I look like a bad person?" (English)

Jiang Ran still had his eyes closed. He felt the sunlight warming his eyelids, making his whole eye area feel incredibly comfortable.