I Am Your Natural Enemy

All the tables, chairs, stools, and drinkware exploded in the impact, turning into dust.

The several thugs heading towards Wen Yan howled and turned into black-gray skeletons, disappearing in the impact.

Everything here seemed to have switched channels, one moment it was splendidly bright, the next it was dark and dilapidated, the scene constantly flickering.

Wen Yan frowned slightly, he had no intention of taking action, he just wanted to understand the intel.

Wen Yan raised his head, looked at the Demon God hiding in a corner of the ceiling, took out his phone, and used the newly acquired blessing on it before dialing a video call to Gauss.

"Hey, Gauss, I saw a demon, he said he doesn’t have horns, I’m not sure, can you take a look?"

Wen Yan slightly adjusted the camera to capture the Demon God using all limbs to support himself in the corner of the ceiling.

Gauss just glanced at it and uncertainly shouted.

"Valak?"

The Demon God on the ceiling slightly froze, focused on Wen Yan’s phone screen, where a big face filled the entire screen, he stayed silent.

Wen Yan turned back to take another look, rather shocked.

"So, this is the Demon God’s disgrace, Valak, who keeps failing in battles yet keeps fighting?"

"That’s him, look at that squatting action in the corner of the ceiling, that’s his signature move.

This signifies he’s getting serious and intends to eliminate the enemy completely."

Gauss said this with a frown.

"Of course, this used to be an action many devils and demons liked to use, quite effective to scare people.

But ever since his deeds spread, even little demons feel this action is quite embarrassing.

Even I know it, you probably get it now?

No idea why he still uses it, it’s almost like revealing his identity."

Wen Yan turned back again, and the prompt changed accordingly.

"Demon God Valak."

Wen Yan couldn’t help but laugh.

He now understood why a Demon God would be summoned here, why he would respond to a summoning.

Because now even ordinary people wouldn’t bother summoning Valak, not due to power issues, but because he’s deemed useless, incapable of achieving anything.

This guy’s reputation in Europa is almost equivalent to a jinx in Divine Land.

Regarding Europa and Ah Mei’s side, Wen Yan wasn’t familiar with many things, these so-called Demon Gods, the ones whose names he could remember could be counted on one hand.

The one he knew best was this Valak, because he was watched as entertainment.

During the era before The Last Dharma, these Demon Gods were preparing for something big, had been prepping for a very long time, to accomplish a descent.

Other Demon Gods made grand events, making quite a name for themselves.

Only Valak, chose a monastery as his descent location, originally meant for ultimate desecration.

But unfortunately, that unremarkable monastery was the headquarters for all of Europa’s exorcists not allied with the Church.

It was such a disaster, as soon as he descended, he was righteously mobbed, after being beaten, he was immediately sealed in the monastery.

After many, many years, during the S2 season, that monastery was bombed, and Valak’s seal was broken.

Unfortunately, that coincided with the very bottom of The Last Dharma Era, hit hard by the current version.

The dignified Demon God Valak faced with a mortal little girl, punched and beaten again, and sealed anew.

A few decades later, finally due to an earthquake, he was physically unsealed, painstakingly using his power, he crawled out from there.

Unfortunately, the first person he encountered was Europa’s first legendary exorcist after Spiritual Qi Resurgence.

Again beaten, this time not sealed but banished from this world.

He later thought his luck was bad, decided to start with minor disruptions, and recover some power first.

Sadly, over the decades, summoned dozens of times, descended, and then beaten, banished.

The dignified Demon God reduced to a tool for exorcists to exploit bugs and boost performance.

To the point where he became familiar with some exorcists.

Now, whether devils or demons, even evil spirits slightly knowledgeable, find the move of climbing the ceiling vertically with one’s back against the wall too low.

This is an authentic hell joke known even by Gauss, who doesn’t align with any other demons.