I, become a god, new world

"Hey," the oil started.

Ye Xie calmly rubbed a small handful of onion, garlic and ginger from the auxiliary materials into the pot, and suddenly, the faint fragrance began to float.

"Da da da", Ye Xie broke a few eggs, poured egg whites into the pot, and sprinkled a little edible wine, and then started shaking the pot with his hands, shaking the pot evenly, and the fragrance increased.

"Boom" and "Sila", Ye Xie quickly poured carp and cod pieces.

Ye Xie's right hand shook the pot on the fire, and the fish cubes rolled up and down in the pot; her left hand held a spoon and spread it back and forth among the fish cubes from time to time, and also digs out the sauce bowl and seasonings from the vinegar bowl on the side. One point, add it to the pot and stir fry.

The scent is getting stronger and stronger, Ye Xie stared at the pot, his attention was highly concentrated, and the fish was almost ready...

"Who are we! It's a group of stronger and stronger... (from the song "My Door")" Suddenly a violent cell phone ringing rang, startled Ye Xie and made his hand stiff.

And because of this stiffness, the tumbling fish pieces in the pot all escaped from the flaming oil pan, splashing everywhere, and a lot of sauce splashed on Ye Xie's gloomy face, (it must be very painful) Ye Xie’s stir-fried cod carp ,destroyed……

The mind urged the power of "ice" to surround his face, Ye Xie stretched out his palm to wipe the dirt off his face, and walked silently to the tap to wash.

"There is no absolute success or failure, there is a dream..." The phone ringing still rang, but it suddenly got stuck.

Ye Xie took out the millet he bought in his pocket and clicked "Connect" without even looking at it.

"Who! Is it Miss Tiantong or Miss Sima or Big Big Wolf?"

"...Why do I have to be behind them! Also, what the hell is Big Gray Wolf? I am Rentaro, Rentaro! You should remember it for me!"

"Is there anything wrong? You can finish it within 4 words. I won't wait for a few words."

"Four words! This..."

"Dududu, dududu, dududu..." Ye Xie hung up the phone directly.

"Who are we! It's one..." Ye Xie clicked "Connect" again.

"The speed is over."

"OK, don't hang up! Don't hang up! That, that..."

"Hurry up, otherwise..."

"Hi! That means you should have received a letter today! What should I do to prepare? I have rarely participated in meetings before, I don't understand."

"...For this?"

"Ah, that's right!" You are nonsense!Just about this, just interrupted my cooking for this!Do you know that my cooking is very hard and expensive!

"Well, there is one."

"What? _?" "Wash your neck clean!"

"Ha (◎_◎;)!?" "I must cut off your head as a urinal, you soul..."

"Toot toot, toot toot..." Lentaro, who felt that his life was in danger on the other side, hung up directly, leaving Ye Xie to press his anger into his stomach.

Shaking his head, Ye Xie walked to the refrigerator on the side and opened the refrigerator to take out the frozen featherless turkey. (Don’t ask why this is there. As a great foodie from China, Ye Xie said he has a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator) The turkey feast started... An hour later, Ye Xie brought out a plate of dishes and placed it on the seat, and finally pulled out a large plate of turkey dishes, which made Kaos a little weird.

"Aren't you talking about stir-fried cod carp yesterday? Why did you become an angry bird~"

"The ingredients are not enough, so I should make turkey."

"Huh? That's okay, anyway, your cooking skills are very good, I believe this angry bird must taste very good!"

"...This is a turkey, not an angry bird, I said."

"It's almost there anyway! I'm going!" After saying that Kaos picked up a knife and fork and cut into pieces and opened a piece of turkey, ah no, Angry Birds, it's not right, um, it's the turkey, and then used a fork to send it to the entrance. in.

Without speaking, Kaos speeded up his eating speed, and even appeared afterimages. All this was silent. Before Ye Xie moved the tableware, the turkey was wiped out.

Wiping his mouth with a napkin, Kaos said in Ye Xiejiao's consternation: "The taste is not bad, then let's start the dinner!"

After that, Kaos started to eliminate the food conquest again, completely no longer the dullness before, and Ye Xie who reacted immediately joined the conquest, and started the dinner tug of war...

After eating, Ye Xie and Kaos took a bath together.(That’s right, it’s together. It’s a hentai to take a bath together! The artificial angel is this good, the top pillow is also intimate)

Then, Ye Xie lay on the bed holding Kaos, his thoughts gradually disappeared, and he fell asleep...

Tomorrow, it will be the Seven Stars Conference~ This is the last thing Ye Xie thought before entering his dreamland...

Chapter 15: Brains are everywhere, and there are so many plots

Holding Kaos, who was eating Snickers, Ye Xie, dressed in fancy art, entered a building in a weird mood and took the elevator directly to the highest floor.

Standing in front of the gate, Ye Xie was in a complicated mood, with some emotion. The dream that she had never known for many years was realized at some point. This is the third two-dimensional world that Ye Xie has experienced. Everything was like a dream, and even a little worried that this was just a false sense of horror. If it weren't for the system and everything displayed around him, Ye Xie might still be unable to believe it.

As for the reason why he is so obsessed with the second dimension, even if the death rate is terribly high, Ye Xie can't remember why he is still obsessed with it...

If this is just a dream, I would never wake up again!With the last emotion sent out in his heart, Ye Xie took a deep breath, wrapped Kaos with his left arm, and opened the door with his right hand.

Holding Kaos, Ye Xie slowly walked into the chamber and looked around. He could see many strangely dressed policemen and many cute loli, which really opened Ye Xie's vision.

Some policemen are dressed in military uniforms, some are very sloppy, and some are very luxurious and of different levels. Should they be called policemen?

As for loli, single and double ponytails, shoulder-length hair or short hair, colorful, very colorful, let Ye Xie completely affirmed: this is definitely not a three-dimensional.

Many people looked at Ye Xie. Although Kaos was holding a submachine gun with a knife, after all, she was the "son of the curse", and there were even anti-bazookas at the scene!

Because Ye Xie is dressed in white, with black and white wings printed on his back (you know, wings of freedom!) There are two dazzling pistols on his waist, but he doesn’t have a sheathless samurai sword. This combination The collocation is very weird. Whether to use a knife or a sword, or to be cool, the purpose is very suspicious.

But Ye Xie didn't care and ignored it.

Suddenly, Ye Xie couldn't help looking in one direction, not because of curiosity, but because a short-haired girl with three to five loli was staring at him.

A tough guy with a stubborn back was talking loudly with a policeman next to him. A loli was standing beside him below the waist, and that loli was looking at him.If I remember correctly, it should be Yi Xiong Jiang Jian and Qianshou Xia Shi.

Okay, let's have fun while uncle or something.With this mentality, Ye Xie walked straight over Kaos in his arms.

Kneeling down, smiling, Ye Xie took out his right hand and touched Qianshou Xiashi's yellow hair: "Little sister, what's the matter?"

Seeing this scene, many people shook their heads, saying that the goods were not saved, many people expressed disdain, and many people who waited ignored them, thinking about the content of the meeting.

Qianshou Xia Shi was taken aback for a moment, and finally touched his stomach with both hands, and calmly said: "I'm hungry."

Upon hearing this, Ye Xie smiled, took out two packs of Snickers from his pocket with his right hand and passed them over, ignoring Kaos's dissatisfaction.

Qianshou Natsuyo took it under the dissatisfied gaze of Kaos, and then he was taken aback: "Is Neon (Japan) actually sell this kind of thing? Why are Chinese characters! What a beautiful character."

However, Qianshou Xia Shi opened one bag to eat, and put the other bag back in his pocket.Ye Xie smiled unpredictably, how could Neon be more twitchy than China!My Huaxia is five thousand years old, and I just go to Danwan Xiaoguo. Your fonts are still borrowed from my Datang!

Ye Xie didn't say it, if he said it, he would definitely offend the public!However, the anger has not yet committed, and some people are already angry!