I, become a god, new world

(Birdman, a good analogy! So...)

"Huh? So what?"

(Since you’re okay, then, are you full? Excuse me to sleep, don’t you know I’ve been miserable by those two these days! I’m chatting in my ears all the time, with earplugs in my ears. Useless!)

"I don't know, it's strange that I would know. I'm not familiar with you (although not in some ways), and I'm not the old king next to your house."

(My home is in the outer suburbs, and there is no other room next door! Although I don't know what your X is, it is definitely not a good thing. But ah, I am very unhappy now!)

The subtitles shook violently a few times suddenly, then calmed down, but...

"Ding! Unless the task is forced to'Quiet'."

Qi Anger: The other party who is chatting has fallen into irritability, please calm down as soon as possible.Method one, self-exploration by the host; method two, deduct the points within the range that the host can bear.Reward: unknown.Punishment: After 72 hours of motherhood, the opponent's favor with the host decreases.

Nianghua seventy-two hours, isn't it three days and three nights? I only tasted the forbidden fruit with the holy emperor, and now I am still asleep in a bed!If in the early morning of the second day after the incident, the Holy Son suddenly found out that I had become a woman, what the hell was everything!

You TM absolutely are making me laugh :-D!If I can know what to do, do I still need you to propose method two!Forget it, I will try.

"I said bad second-year junior, you are wrong!"

(Do you know what is the second form? You dare to teach me a lesson!)

Seeing this scene, Ye Xie was in awe: the second disease

Refers to a self-recognition mentality.The second grade is the Japanese name for the second grade of junior high school. The second disease is understood literally: certain pathological self-awareness of the second grade teenagers, in fact, it is not limited to the second grade, and it may not be regarded as a disease in the formal sense. A nickname.Because the second disease is not a strict definition, people who come into contact with it through different ways will have different understandings, and there are both praise and criticism, and there is endless debate.This type of consciousness secretly strengthens one's desired state (such as maturity, rationality, and difference), and secretly rejects undesired states (such as ordinary, guilt, and powerlessness).For example:-I am different from others.——It is not me who is wrong, but the world.——This is maturity.——If there are counterexamples, please refer to the three above.Basically this is a situation that many people have experienced (or are experiencing).It even developed an exaggerated statement that "people are not worthy of juvenile"."

(Ha! What the hell!)

"Secondary 2 actually has a more mechanized explanation: the transitional period between children and adults, the general term for a self-centered thinking mode, behavior mode, and values ​​that are unique to the transitional period between children and adults, is a kind of enthusiastic mental state in the process of growth. It can be compared to having a fever-like condition. Because the onset period is around the second grade of junior high school under the Japanese education system, it is called secondary disease. People with this symptom are called secondary disease patients. It is also possible. It is said to be people who complain about reality but do nothing. Because it comes from Japan, it is especially popular in the ACG world that has extensive contact with Japanese. Many people who understand Zhongji as arrogant think it is a cute attribute of the character In fact, there is still a difference between Secondary Two and Tsundere. Although it is reflected in ACG, Secondary Two is still derived from reality and not entirely from anime. However, from various circumstances, this kind of so-called People may have'disease' more or less, or have had it before. As long as the mentality is correct, they will not be sick. Only when it develops too much can it really become a sickness that makes others sick."

(So ​​what! You chatted with me just to break Secondary Two! Is this related to me!)

"So to sum up, I think you are a second-degree teenager. Well, by the way, according to the official theoretical explanation, you can already be regarded as a legendary "brain hole infinitely incurable depth of second-degree disease patient". , Um, legendary level, legendary level. The important thing is said three times!"

(You're endless, right? I don't want to be defined by a hopelessly abandoned house type guy!)

The moment he saw the subtitles, Ye Xie clenched his fists, and then fell silent, saying that I can dispose of the house, and that I am incurable (didn't you mention it first?), but the two are combined. It's not working (by the way, is there a difference?)!

"You are lawless and have no lower limit (isn't it you) wantonly be the reality and illusion without distinction (it seems to be you too) lofty and self-respect without courtesy (well, both of you) , What right do you have to call me!"

"Boom," Ye Xie's consciousness space shook violently, and then began to tremble tremblingly (not the girl opposite, ah no, it's because of the youth, think about the angry girl in the previous chapter Huh~...Well, in other words, should I be a male or female in the end of Jihui Ikuyo ~ laugh)

I rub, did I say a forbidden word?how could it be possible!Absolutely not!

Uh, yellow hair!I'm going, this, this, it shouldn't count, it should, it should.

The space continued to tremble. Although it didn't break, Ye Xie suddenly felt the endless trembling deep in his heart (not from the girl who went back to Sixteen Nights, but from the girl~), and became more and more uneasy.

Isn’t it taxing?I give it, can't I give it back!Okay~_~, Ye Xie still thinks that the opposite party did it back to Sixteen Nights!

"Ding! Host Y points*10000 are deducted. Due to the special circumstances of this time, the host Y points are insufficient, and the system will give a partial deduction."

"Ding! The point is deducted. The current status of the remaining points is 0, 0, and 0. In order to prevent accidents, please earn the host as soon as possible, just in case."

I bought a watch last year, and it was really beautiful. You are not so bad. You are worse than that bad one!Your morals!

"Ding! Mission complete, communication? X1"

Huh? "?" What is it... Before Ye Xie finished thinking about it, his consciousness suddenly shook.

Opening his eyes, Ye Xie suddenly found that he had returned to Shengtianzi's room, but it was already dawn, Shengtianzi was gone, and the bed sheet had been changed.

"Ding! Due to the strong heart of the special character to enter this world, the host's mission except for the'Holy Grail is coming, the King of Glory' was all completed by chance and the rewards were settled."

"Ding! Due to special reasons, the world has been forcibly changed, and after testing, the previous system task had an error, and the settlement began to be reset!"

"Ding! The settlement is complete! Since it is not done by the host, a 50% super evaluation reward will be made: Y points*120,000, H points*150,000, X points*100000, gastrointestinal vaccine*99, gastrointestinal virus scavenger*499 ,, Trial Blessing Card*2, War Spirit Summon once, Stunt Draw Card*3, Mystery Gift Pack*1, Fortune Limited Time Promotion Card*2, Mould God Pro*1, Host Ability Improved, Skills Improved, Regular Equipment Promote."

It's so generous, but what happened? Under normal circumstances, the system can't give me such a good reward.Ye Xie heard the good news, but couldn't be happy anymore.Frowning, feeling uneasy.

"Ding, the host'Ice' is advanced to'freezing'."

Ye Xie felt a little bit, his "ice" seemed to have disappeared, no, it should have been sublimated, he felt that he had a stronger power, but the method of use was very vague, and he couldn't experiment here, not here!

In the next instant, Ye Xie felt a sudden discomfort in his body, and his whole body was shocked. The severe pain raged in an instant and dissipated in an instant.

"Ding! The host skill "Sword Mastery" is upgraded to "Sword·Spirit", "Firearm Mastery" and "Quick Gunner" are merged into "Gun·Spirit", and "Cooking Mastery" is upgraded to "Cooking Absolute", the host The unused skill "Blast Magic" is advanced to "Blast·Spirit". Because the host's strength has not reached the spirit world, some of the above skills' active functions are temporarily in a sealed state and cannot be used. They can be activated when the host breaks through the spirit level. ."

Hearing the information, Ye Xie's mouth trembled, his eyes fainted, and he almost fainted. This is not good news. He actually started to seal his skills!

Ye Xie tremblingly looked at his skill template. Except for "Cooking Jue", all the other skills were already in a half-gray seal state. Ye Xie only had: I am ***!

"Ding! The host equipment Xinghuang Grade Intermediate "Shenwei·Apocalypse Evil Spirit Blade" is advanced to the Supreme Xinghuang "Extreme Shadow Blade", and the gradeless "Thunder God" is advanced to the spiritual low-level "Thunder God Two Type" , Gradeless'Nepal War Sword' is advanced to the low-level Spirit Grade'War Dragon'."

This is okay, it's not that it can't be used without reaching the spiritual level, but it still can't dilute the anger in Ye Xie's heart.

"Ding! Since the host has completed all the tasks except for the'Holy Grail, the King of Glory', and the'Return' has been turned on, please arrange the funeral as soon as possible, otherwise the system will activate the mandatory function after 6 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes. To make the host return..."

In an instant, Ye Xie's lower right corner of his sight showed a number that was accurate to the second. This was the countdown to the return.

"System, does regression refer to the real world?"

(No, there is no real world at all. The world you are about to return to is a world of two-dimensional hybrids. This is just convenient for your aspirations, right? You just have fun.)

"Um... well, I hate the original world anyway, this setting is good."

(What's the matter, isn't Crystal Palace your goal? Why are you backing away?)

"No, this won't change. It's just that I found that my obsession with women in the second dimension seems to be different from what I thought."

(What's wrong, isn't this bad? This is the two-dimensional world you think about, the real two-dimensional.)

"Of course it's good. I just want to go with the flow. Of course, if I meet a woman I love very much, I will take the initiative to launch an offensive."

(Then, what about your first time getting along with someone?)

"To her... Although I am sorry to say that, I... only like it, but no love, and after leaving this world, I can start a contract. Even if I love, will she go with me?"

(...Sao Nian, you are a scumbag, but I like it!)

Indeed, Ye Xie understood that the two had only had a physical communication overnight, and it had nothing to do with love.Moreover, there is not enough time for Ye Xie and Shengtianzi to develop a relationship, Shengtian should not let go of this Japan, her mother left her the Japan, so Ye Xie thinks that it is simply not enough for Shengtianzi to do it for him To that point.

And the system thinks so too.

No longer in the mood to investigate the details of the reward, Ye Xie stretched out and looked at the wall clock on the wall. It was already 8:30, so what about the Holy Son?

Feeling a little empty in his abdomen, Ye Xie's nose moved, and he immediately smelled the scent of food, and he was slowly approaching...