I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Even the barracks station is an army.

No, what would seem even more so now is the fact that as a working person I'm going to forget.

Anyway, everyday work is administrative, clerical, administrative. Sometimes inspections and negotiations.

But we are the army.

An army is the most powerful device of violence in a nation - well, the point is, it's an organization that exists to fight.

Years of becoming an executive of the Demon King's Army in a super-duplex expansion that wouldn't be popular even in the full age of online novels called Transworld Transformation, dialed by trucks. Even now, I remembered that the Station Bureau was also an army.

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It was not until about half a month after returning from an inspection of the Tapaj position that the gendarmerie suddenly called me.

I can only be puzzled by calls that are too abrupt. I'm not getting fired, demoted, reduced salary... I'm not, am I? I'd cry to His Majesty if I had to, but you didn't, did you?

In such anxiety, I was forced to imagine the expectation that it might be a good story to appear at the Gendarmerie Command.

"... what, um, please do it again"

But why? As such, anxiety is the expectation that 70% of anxiety thinks harder in the middle is shattered without fail.

Lord Claire Clemens, a female gendarmerie officer with glasses who said she would sit in front of her, put her hands together and elbows on her desk, taught her with a sarcastic voice and understandable.

"No matter how many times I say it, it doesn't change the content, Akitsu Akira, director of the barracks station. You are violating the rules of the Demon King's army."

……

"Um, again..."

"Are you going to make me say it four times?

Honesty for the third time cannot be taken out.

"Shh, excuse me. It was confusing..."

Or even though I'm still confused.

"Well, you can't help it, can you? We in the gendarmerie also do the paperwork necessary for the performance of our duties, because we cannot cope with sudden events."

"As I said."

"That's why I can't tell you I broke the rules."

"Just like I said..."

It also caused me to increase paperwork because I said, "Write proper paperwork." I can't argue with anything.

You just have to be reassured that some Demon King armies work seriously, you just have to think of them as skimming at times like this.

Well, here's why I was called in this time, a "warning" to me.

It's still at the warning stage, so I guess it's a "call". If this goes too far, you will be "arrested" instead of "appearing".

So what is the reason?

Pull out the information recorded in my brain memory and remember what she said.

"Lord Akitsu Akira. You are hereby notified that you have violated the provisions of Article 29-2, paragraph 5, on coaching and Article 32-2, paragraph 2, on equipment.

Yeah, I see.

I have no idea.

"... erm, exactly what kind of violation am I in"

"... don't you see? Even though you're the director?

"It's only been a few years since I've been here..."

How many minutes have we been executives without formal education in this world? You can't remember any rules within the Demon King's Army.

I know it's not a criminal law issue because it's a provision on coaching and equipment.

Mr. Clemens seemed to remind me that I was such a special "person," and, heh, he sighed small and then politely told me as if to teach a child without waiting for a retention year.

- Article 29-2, paragraph 5, of the Rules of the Demon King's Army on coaching

(Abbreviations)

All military personnel affiliated with the Demon King's Army shall regularly conduct training in case of fire under the direction and supervision of the Force Leader or Head of Instruction, and shall report to the Superior Leader each time.

- Article 32 (2) of the Rules of the Demon King's Army on Equipment

(Abbreviations)

All units belonging to the Demon King's Army shall, in case of an emergency, keep the minimum necessary weapons under the responsibility of the Force Leader or the person in charge of management designated by the Force Leader and shall remain available for constant use.

"Then Akitsu Akira. Are you doing it?

…………

I didn't do it. I didn't do it at all. I didn't do it on a level that it was delicious.

Of course. I didn't know such a policy.

"'I didn't do it because I didn't know such a policy,' you look."

……

On top of that, I'm going to read my mind. I've heard it over and over again, and now I don't care what you say when you shut up.

"Above all, you're convinced. Okay, Akitsu Akira. You know what you need to do, don't you?

……

"I know, right?

"... Yes"

I know. Yeah, I know.

You'll mean do it. You should do it. I can only do clerical work, magic can't have swords, of course, on me!

"Fine. You and the station have it this time - no, in view of the 'special circumstances' that I had, I only gave it a 'warning', but what happens next time - you don't have to tell me this either, do you?

"Yes, I'm fine"

Answering that, Mr. Clemens laughed nicely for the first time this day,

"Very good. It's better not to waste your time."

I said. Her voice is soft, but her eyes aren't laughing at all.

Gendarmerie, scared.

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A few days later.

"Soldier Station General, prepare for battle! Assemble at the First Squad with Field II gear!"

Mr. Yurier's voice echoed inside the barracks office.

"Where, where's my weapon!?

"What are military shoes so hard to wear!?

"Hey, stop training in such a bad place -!"

And confusion and screaming wooden spirits indoors.

"... surprisingly, Mr. Yurier, you're being sama"

"Master Wakaiya, who wanted to be assigned to a combat unit, is also a no-brainer."

Me and Mr. Sophia look at it from the side.

There was a call for examples, so I also had to do regular combat training and doings at the barracks station. But I haven't done anything before, and more than half of the bureaucrats are folk from under the castle.

As a result, I was in such a mess.

This is the second time, by the way. The first time I said, "Uh, what's the joke? 'Cause everyone told me so. Although we had no choice, we all seem to have forgotten that we are in the Demon King" Army ".

So this is a good opportunity - I'd like to say.

"Blah, the clerk is sure to lose at the time of the war..."

We're an army, but a rear unit.

The fact that the rear unit is in the fight is only when the combat unit presents a picture of the final battle that says it will be devastated and the front will be broken through.

I can't, I can't.

"Do I have to do this regularly...... It's depressing."

"I know how you feel, but I'm fortunate to have done so to that extent." Master Akira doesn't know the rules of the Demon King's Army in humans, "" We've been busy for a while since the creation of the Station, "" There's a lot of civilian origin, "and" Rear troops who don't envisage combat, "so after missing me for years, he also missed me in the form of a" warning "this time."

"Yes, it is."

That being said, I don't like anything I don't like.

But I'm the chief of bureau, Demon King's Army rule number one - somehow, I'm the chief of the unit. I have a responsibility to supervise the training - no, I don't think I can pretend to supervise it. It's times like this that you abuse your authority...

"Hey, Mr. Director and Mr. Sophia! What are you doing! You say field ii species gear! Always on the paperwork. Get ready with that gear!

I can't. I can't because Mr. Yurier's hanging out.

"Yes, sir. Field ii species equipment...... what is field ii species equipment?

"No, Mr. Director, you always send yourself to troops all over the place. Yeah, but in Mr. Director's case, it's for officers, so don't be a species I."

"Really...... No, either way, I don't know. I can't remember what the real thing is because I'm just looking at it in letters..."

Even if I can understand the word YasennishSoubi, I don't know what that is. That's deep. That's philosophy. It's my fault that Mr. Yurier, standing in front of me, is looking at me with a terrific face. Yeah.

Oh, but wait.

To say that Mr. Yurier is straining out and partitioning the training, the military uniform she's wearing now--

"... is that field ii species equipment?

"You finally noticed!?

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm totally sorry about this.

Shall we get dressed quickly so as not to burden Mr. Yurier any more?

"... so where is it"

Yeah, you couldn't have had me prepping the one I'd never seen. I'd rather be scared if I could.

But there is Sophia, an excellent secretary and deputy (and socialist).

"If it's Akira's uniform, it's in the room. I'll get it."

Say, Mr. Sophia goes into my room next to the office. She was back in about ten seconds, brand new and a little dusty on her hands. Certainly like something like that was in the closet in the room... like it wasn't.

But how do you know where such clothes are? He answered the question before asking me.

"This is what was prepared here since Master Akira was summoned and decided to work here. But I had never seen Akira wearing it, so I thought I'd stay in there -"

"Are you saying you had an idea? Thank you."

Sure, I've been wearing a suit since I got here. I used to go in a suit on an occasional front-line inspection, and I was abbreviated on days when I couldn't wear it for various reasons, such as laundry.

Well, this military uniform I'm putting through my sleeve right now will only continue to wear as much as training.

Demon King Army uniforms are strangely well designed for some reason. Especially for officers. I'm not sure what to use it for. The string chapters are stuck together, so it's unnecessary.

"- Hey. Um, what do you do with this string?

"Oh, that's an ornament. I'll put it on, so don't move."

"No, that's fine. I'm sorry."

"That being said, I'm going to be late for training. This time I will."

"Excuse me."

"It's okay. Phew, now Master Akira needs to practice wearing clothes."

"No, I'm not a child..."

"At a time like this, it's the same thing - hey, I can do it"

"Thank you for everything.... Doesn't Mr. Sophia have to change?

"Ah. That's what I'm wearing right now. It's a costume for an undersecretary with a commander."

"That uniform wimp, it was for the deputy, wasn't it? If you think it makes sense, you don't see much."

"I'm not sure wampi...... but right. I don't wear many others because I have more moveable clothes"

"Then why are you wearing that, Mr. Sophia?

"Simply because you like design. It's not as good as Akira's uniform, but it's a bit elaborate."

"Sure. But then again, it's unlikely that I can make Sophia wear clothes."

"It's easy if you get used to it. Whatever. Next time..."

And that's what she was about to say, and I noticed that Mr. Sophia and I were looking at each other at the same time.

Looking beside him, there is Mr. Yurier and many other members of the Bureau staring at this one with his jito eyes.

Mr. Yurier said with his jit eyes, in a low voice.

"... Ready?

"" Ah, yes ""

Thus, it was only 13 minutes after the arrival of all the members of the garrison at the First Battalion.

As for the target time of not more than five minutes to assemble at the practice field, let's say that the tea is properly clouded and a report is prepared.