I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Soldier station.

"Logistics" in English.

And the source of "Logistics" derives from the Greek word "λογιστικι" (there is a theory).

The meaning is "commercial arithmetic" and "rationality".

In other words, the stations, the logistics, are destined to develop things by analyzing them "mathematically" and "rationally" from their sources.

In modern times, computer spreadsheet software or software dedicated to it is used in the construction of military stations to calculate and do it fairly closely. Every time a war breaks out, some kind of problem erupts, and crushing that problem upsets my mind about a new one.

Combat units seek combat power.

Troops at the barracks seek rationality.

And when those two gears meet well, they can win.

"- So! This! Absolutely! I don't think it makes sense!

"Dear Akira, move your body before you move your mouth"

"No more! I can't!"

And finally, my body stopped listening. You look like you're gonna fall for lying on your back on the ground.

Now, even though I'm a clerk, it's combat training.

I am letting combat training say that once the modern army would be a barracks unit.

Block enemy stations and weaken enemies. This is more than a common tactic from ancient times to modern times, we should also allow the barracks troops to defend themselves to some extent.

I don't want anything more than self-defense because I'm not a specialist unit, but I'd rather not be able to do anything.

I know the reason. Very well.

"But, you know, it's not. It's a combat unit to protect the rear troops. The clerk can't hold anything heavier than a pen."

"If I suck, I have a bunch of paperwork heavier than a sword?

"It's a metaphor, a metaphor"

That's why this is tough.

With the exception of Mr. Yurier, who is confident in his health, and Mr. Sophia, who was trained as an escort to His Majesty, many of the station officers, who were not military personnel from the outset, are overwhelmingly short of strength. Including me.

When it comes to it, the first thing to do is make strength.

"Look, Dear Akira. I have fifty more abs. If you're resting too much, I'll give you a hundred more."

"Oh, ghost..."

This is work, this is work. What, it's still cute when I think about the company's rookie training in a shack in the back of the mountain where people are separated from each other. I'm not sure what the waterfall row will do for me.

Besides, in this case, it is Mr. Sophia who is responsible for keeping my legs down and counting the number of times I get abs.

It is Mr. Sophia wearing a military uniform wimp.

You don't have to tell me the rest, do you?

"Let's make it 150 more times"

"Why!?

"No, because Master Akira seemed to be thinking of something that wasn't good"

You bastard.

Well, good. I just have to do my best to be able to enjoy it 150 more times.

- But I can't. No matter how much you reward me, I can't give hundreds of abs to a clerk who doesn't have the strength.

I scattered it in vain eight or four more times.

"... that's pathetic"

"No, I can't. Normally impossible."

I say do this on a regular basis, so the rules and the doings within the Demon King's Army are horrible. And the gendarmerie, which admits no exceptions, should not say anything horrible.

"That being said, it's the rule. Naturally, we have to protect it, and we have no right to deceive it, do we? How many officers have you reported for breaking the rules?"

"Yes, it is."

But I want to skip. If this is enough to drain your health, it is 69.57 times better to face the paperwork.

Is there something I can't do?

How to not be complained about, legal, and not go through a lot of trouble......

"... Mr. Sophia. Can you revise it according to the rules of the Demon King's Army?

"............... Um, Dear Akira. I have a bad feeling about it."

"No, no way. It's no big deal."

"That's what Akira thinks most of the time. So, what was it?

It is Mr. Sophia, who holds his head and even sighs, but listens to the rest of the story. Not someone's word, but seriously, angel, goddess.

"Can you revise it in accordance with the rules of the Demon King's Army?

"Are you willing to delete the item 'train me regularly'?

"You're talking fast. Or we could make an exception. Well, anyway, I'd like to decide that the station doesn't have to do combat training."

If you're violating the policy, you can change the policy. It's very easy to understand. If it's an emergency, it's a super-legislative measure, but whatever you think, it's not an emergency right now, so I'll rule it out.

"I don't think I can. At least 'soon' is not possible"

"Can't you?"

"Yes, indeed, by the rules..."

Looking up at the universe, Mr. Sophia reminds him of the rules within the Demon King's Army. I can't believe she's memorizing all the rules of the Demon King's Army... sounds like it.

Article 108 of the Internal Rules of the Demon King's Army Provisions on Amendments to the Internal Rules of the Demon King's Army.

Amendments to or additions to or deletions from the Rules within the Demon King's Army may be effected by deliberation of that Amendment Committee and the approval of at least two-thirds thereof, by establishing an Amendment Committee composed of the Demon King and at least twenty members selected from senior officers as provided for in Article 32 of the Rules within the Demon King's Army.

"... you can't"

"I can't. Finally, even if it can be amended, it will not take effect until all military circulars have been completed, so it will take at least a year."

"... Wow"

Yeah, I can't. Normally I can't. How many times do I have to train in the meantime?

"I don't even think there are many officers in favor of an amendment just to make the station easier."

"That's right..."

I just have to think of another way.

How to be legally skipped. How efficiently you can skip. A solution seems to be required from the barracks station.

"Well, that goes on training as such. After the abs is marching training. Shall we do some training after that?"

…………

Quickly, before I run out of strength. Somehow, we have to do something.

Modern Japanese knowledge that only helps at times like this. It's a cross-world summons for what? If we don't use modern Japanese knowledge, we have to say, "Do we need to have transferred/reincarnated Japanese from different worlds? There's nothing wrong with a local protagonist," he slapped me -

... what, yeah? Modern Japan?

"It seems that something similar did happen in Japan... Oh, yeah. You had that hand."

"... Dear Akira?

Yeah. Let's go with this hand.

There are a few problems, but there's hand-wound and ready, all the time.

"Mr. Sophia. Can you do me a favor?

---

A month later.

"- It's the gendarmerie! Everybody, don't touch anything!

"All of them! And is Akitsu Akira here!?

A disrespectful gendarmerie unit came aboard who could not give manners to our station station. Claire Clemens of the gendarmerie is the one who leads the way and gives instructions to her men. Glasses.

"I'll be here. Long time no see, Mr. Clemens."

"Hmm. What are you greeting with swallowing? I gave you a warning."

"'Warning'?

"Forgot?

You can't even forget it. Because I've been stuck with that problem for the past few months.

"Akitsu Akira, director of the barracks bureau. I'll arrest you."

"For what sin? You don't remember."

"Violations of Articles 29-2 and 32 of the Rules within the Demon King's Army. I should have warned you."

Yeah, yeah. It's okay, it's okay.

"I remember. But that's why I listen." It's like I don't remember. "

"I don't know what... The Bureau of Military Stations has not carried out the training prescribed in Article 29-2 or so. You don't even seem to have aligned yourself with regard to the weapons provided for in Article 32?

"I'll give it back just like that. What are you talking about that I don't understand? I got the report, didn't I?

Both with regard to training and with regard to equipment, reports are compiled and submitted to the appropriate department. The contents are generally as follows:

"Akitsu Akira, Director of the Demon King's Army Station, created November 20, 1699.

Demon King's Army Station Bureau, I am pleased to report that I have completed my "training in case of fire" as provided for in the Rules.

In this training - (hereinafter, report the problems that have surfaced in the training) '

Yeah. Nothing wrong with that.

It didn't mean the format was fixed, and it could be suspicious by the way because I wrote it for the first time in minutes. But...

"Right. I'm putting out a report, but it doesn't make sense without the reality. Or do you think it would be okay if we had a report?

"No way. There's a real situation. Otherwise, forgery of official documents will increase your sins."

"But there's no such thing as the fact that you guys did combat training."

"Ah, yes. That's true. We do not train in combat (...). So, what's that?

"... what?

"No, 'what?' It's true, even if they say so."

I didn't train you to fight. I did the first few times, but not the rest.

Mr. Clemens said, "Could you possibly be an idiot?" I'm turning my face over here. Hmm, apparently we haven't been able to share the information.

Well, let's try to remember it again here.

Rules on coaching, Article 29-2, paragraph 5, of the Internal Rules of the Demon King's Army

All military personnel affiliated with the Demon King's Army shall regularly conduct training in case of fire under the direction and supervision of the Force Leader or Head of Instruction, and shall report to the Superior Leader each time.

"We prepared for the 'state of fire' as stipulated in Article 29-2, paragraph 5 of the Rules of the Demon King's Army, conducted regular training and reported it to the right place."

"But you're not training for combat, are you?

"Yep. 'Cause Article 29-2, paragraph 5, says," Train for an emergency, "but it doesn't say," Train for combat. "

Say it, show it with a nickel laugh.

Everyone in the opposing gendarmerie opened their mouths gently.

"Yes, no, but you are. This" state of fire "refers to training for sudden combat, or combat training."

"Training in case of fire is not" combat training in case of enemy attack. "

When it comes to a "fire emergency" in which our garrison troops are attacked, it is a matter of sending supplies efficiently and quickly when there is sudden movement on the front line and supplies are massive and quickly needed.

"To this end, on November 20th, we conducted 'Soldier Station Administrative Training to Deal with Emergencies aimed at Improving Readiness'.

Specifically, training on how I can quickly create how to respond to requests for supplies and how to send them. "

"… but there is no precedent for such training. Besides, the other troops are in combat training with Kitin. The Human Resources Bureau, the Wartime Medical Service, and the Transport Corps. The only reason the station doesn't train in combat is because..."

"The capabilities required by the troops are different. I'm not sure about the other departments, but if you're at a barracks, that's affairs. We followed the rules and conducted training."

I wouldn't have been able to say this if the rules had specified "combat practical training". But Article 29-2 (5) does not say that.

If it's not written, you don't have to.

But the gendarmerie took the liberty of "interpreting" it and "training to deal with a fire" as "combat training".

Yes, as if to create a "militia" with the minimum necessary strength by interpreting the "non-reservation of force" prohibited by the Japanese Constitution.

Hey, that interpretation of the law has something I want to apprentice. Anyway, it seems that some people can argue that even intercontinental nuclear ballistic missiles are the minimum strength they need!

Well, my reasoning this time is the opposite of that, I just did a literal interpretation.

Besides, it also goes through the muscles that this reasoning should go through.

"Oh, yeah, yeah. The captain of the Teaching Corps has been notified on this matter. So I got an autograph."

"... Huh?

The eyes of the gendarmerie were dotted again. I'm glad it's easy to understand.

The signature of the captain of the Teaching Corps, who heads the Demon King's Army coach, says, "The barracks unit trains in affairs, but you have no problem! I said," I got it. "

How can a gendarme complain about that that has nothing to do with coaching?

Yeah, well, I got it signed. I also told you that it would be more pleasing to make it a grand one because the daughter of the captain of the teaching team is going to have a wedding.

Well, it doesn't matter because we're talking about it next time.

"We followed the text. I also got the signature of my superior. Any complaints?

No, right? There can't be, can there? I won't let you tell me.

".........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

(chewed...)

"But it is. Article 32 (2) The rules on equipment state that 'the minimum necessary weapons must be kept and kept available for constant use'. You, you didn't do that!?

Yeah. This one reacts as expected. And apparently, there's no blame for that with regard to Article 29-2.

Although Mr. Clemens inquires with a confident smile, he has already taken care of it.

"I am. Here. Here."

"... what is it?

"So it's this' pen '"

"............ what? No way...... Akitsu Akira. You're not saying a pen is a weapon, are you?

Ha-ha-ha. No, no, no.

"Isn't that right?"

"That's where you say 'there can't be'!? Why would a pen be a weapon!?

No, even if I say pen, it hurts a lot if I hit it because it's ahead of me, right? You can do it if you want to, it's a fine weapon!

That is rational for boulders, but there is actually more proper rationality.

"Mr. Clemens, by the way. I'd like to ask you one thing."

"... what?

"What's the definition of 'weapon'?

"............ what?

Yeah. Today I said, "What? It's just this guy. When I first met him, I thought he was more sensible, but surprisingly bah... no, maybe it's a shame.

"Unfortunately, there is no provision for 'weapons' in the rules of the Demon King's Army..."

………………

Mr. Clemens shut up. In fact, because you are right. What doesn't stipulate "weapons"?

For example, the Japanese Criminal Law and the Gun Sword Possession Control Act (Gun Knife Act) prescribe what kind of guns and swords are subject to control, and specify when they may be "possessed".

but it was a medieval army until recently.

There was no definition of "weapon" in such Demon King's Army internal rules.

"I checked to see if it was defined by other agencies to define 'weapons' than it was in the rules of the Demon King's Army, and there was only one case"

That's what I said. I put out some material from the drawer and showed it to them.

The title is "A list of 'weapons' used within the Demon King's Army". There is a kick-ass "pen" item in it. By the way, the creator-,

"Creator" Demon King Army Station Bureau "!?

"What's the problem?

'Cause there's no provision for weapons. We have to make it ourselves - it's not what we have, it's what we have.

"But this is a big problem!? You can't be forgiven for this!

"Then define it according to the rules of the Demon King's Army."

This is what happens when there's room to be interpreted. Most of all, it is the gendarmerie that interprets it in a discretionary way.

It should also be noted that amendments to the internal rules of the Demon King's Army must be resolved by establishing an amendment committee to gather senior officers for deliberation. And it'll take at least a year for it to take effect.

"... but..."

Mr. Clemens is in trouble to see if there are no more ingredients to dispute.

As it were, she would have "tailored the station station for criminals with no sins whatsoever". That sounds a little pathetic.

"Well, this time there is something wrong with us regarding our failure to share information without informing the gendarmerie to that effect. This time, I'm sorry."

"- No, this way. I'm sorry for the rush."

Say, me and Mr. Clemens bowed their heads at about the same time.

But I was a victorious, declaratory apology, whereas Mr. Clemens's was humiliated.

"That's something you don't think this hand will get through again and again......!

She shrugged so much and left the station without arresting anyone.

…………

Ha, ha, ha, I thought I was going to die...

Working with the gendarmerie is physically and mentally tiring. I don't want to do it again... but I think I'll probably have a second look at Mr. Clemens like that.

"I'm tired, I can't do this anymore"

"Because you don't have the strength, Master Akira. Shouldn't you still work out in training?

I want you to give me a break about that.

Later on, it appears that the gendarmerie performed an opinion on the revision of the Rules of the Demon King to His Majesty Hell Arche. Apparently, that guy, he's willing to make out.

If we don't get serious about this one, this time we're going to get stuck in a cabin.

"... I feel like I'm trying in a different direction."

Though Mr. Sophia said that, it's probably my fault.