I Can Speak with Animals and Demons

Three goblins and I stare at each other in the woods.

You're both alert to your opponent, you don't move.

By the way, Mr. Bird, who had stopped on my shoulder, flew out of fear.

You thin lover. I don't do white bread anymore.

"Hey, that's a human kid, right?

"That's a man, too."

"Yabe, you're a human! They're coming after us, aren't they?

'You bet. They're attacking us without asking questions. "

Hiccups and goblins have a conversation. From these goblins it seems that humans = creatures that attack. It's not so different from our human perception.

From where they don't strike all of a sudden, the temper of these goblins doesn't seem rough.

Does that make sense to you? You want me to talk to him? No, I want information now anyway. Let's wait a little longer.

"What do we do, kill?

"You're gonna have to do it."

"Have you ever fought a human?

"'None'"

'That's right. Our only weapon is Marutai. "

"If only this guy had enough! Fortunately, the other guy is a kid. The three of us can handle it."

"But human beings are magic, right? Are you okay? '

With the boneless Marutai in his hand, the three goblins will still not attack. Are you timid or don't you get your opinions together?

There's no way a kid like that could use magic.

"Er, but I told you, Gil died in a round roast."

'Well, that's him, that's it. I was unlucky.'

Do they remember that the enemy is in front of them? I talk so much that I think about it.

"By the way, you're not attacking that human."

"Yes, no."

You're not moving.

A round goblin shrugged and my consciousness turns towards me again.

'... Are you scared of us?

"Maybe we have something to 'intimidate' at some point!?

'If so, I'm convinced the other person won't move!

And when the goblins see each other's faces, they further distort their ugly faces.

"Then try to be strong."

"We can do it with intimidation." 'Cause that was only supposed to work underground for sure.'

With that said, the goblins slowly come close to me shaking their shoulders with their big crotches.

I don't care how I walk, but I'm a dick.

"Wow! Kickin 'Cho!

"If I defy you, I'll make you a guitar metaphor!

"Well, I can't tell you anyway."

I didn't know there were people in this world who used words like Gian. And that's the goblin.

"It's telling."

"" 'Huh!

When I reply clearly, the goblins reveal their amazement by turning their bodies against each other.

Looks like a bow that was too defiant and squeezed.

'... hey, I just figured out the human language'

"So am I."

"Yeah, I did hear 'It's telling' now."

Goblins with a decent look. Is it because I am in a hurry that I am moving my big ears patty?

'Do you want me to talk to you again for a second?

'Right. There can be mistakes. "

"Yikes! Bye, dumb-ass, asshole!

Could there not have been a better curse? Well, given the intelligence of the goblins, maybe it's like this.

"…… I'll give that word back exactly as it is, fucking goblin"

The goblins who hear my words and make my body tremble like a mess. Shit, are you mad already? Wouldn't the boiling point be too low?

I think so. I prepare to cast a spell by Magic Language.

'... Yabe! I understand the human language!

"Me too! Could we have gotten intelligent?

"" Intimidation "" and improving intelligence enough to understand the human language!

"'' Hi-yee-yee!? We're goblinking!?

Goblins screaming joyfully without worrying about how I look like that.

No, because there isn't. Because of the power of my All Language Understanding.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

"'' What!?

'... Could it be you, actually, Goblin?

'Sure. It's tiny, and you might have a nose, an eye area or something. "

"Could it be half?

"Does that mean my face is ugly?

"'' Superior! Get on the fucking surface!

"Call me anytime! Don't give him back!

I stand by instantly and the goblins stare at me with an angry look.

"There are three of us."

"I cried. I won't forgive you, will I?

'That's right. We're gobbling, aren't we?

Do you still think it's gobling? Mostly when I woke up in the morning, I was gobbling! There's no way I can tell.

I guess it's goblins around not following this idea. Intelligence remains intact.

I say "Magic Language" to the goblins who smile black.

"[La Volca Marno]"

My right arm is instantly engulfed in flames when I say so. Momentum and burning flames move as if they were willing, in the form of big hands.

'... hey, my hands are burning so bad, huh?

"Oh, you're not hot!

'Stop it, in these woods! What if there's a fire?

'That's right, that's right! Think a little, idiot!

"Are you retarded to use fire or something in the woods!

When I saw the flames, I got angry with Goblin Hayaku. I wonder what this irrationality is.

Sure, because my magic relies on the 'magic language', the controls are suspicious, but I don't imitate burning around.

"Hey, idiot! It's close to a tree!

It burns! It burns!

"Whoa!

I noticed the goblins pointing their fingers at me.

Dangerous. At some point the flames were getting too big and almost burning into the trees.

"'Ugh'"

My magic disappeared and I breathed heavily without worrying about the fire.

"You're really human! You were about to catch a fire!

"How much is your intelligence! Ahem? '

"You're really a goblin!?

"You can use magic, Hobgoblin, right?

He and the others, you can say whatever you want. There's no way I'm a goblin!

That's right on my mind, so now I use magic of different attributes so I don't get mad at you. What you use is intermediate magic of earthly attributes.

By the way, the magic attribute I can use is six. I don't know if this is also a blessing for the goddess Meriarina. Normally, it was a success. I keep it a secret because I'm the one who shows it to Brother Gillion.

"[Lo Zeldo Eik]"

"'' Whoa, whoa! An earthquake! ''

The earth falls about the foot of the goblins. The goblins who put their feet on the ground are naturally caught in the collapse.

"It falls to the bottom of the Naruto!"

Goblin's sad scream echoes.

Is there any reason for that? It would be about five meters deep at most.

"Pain! I hit my back. '

"My butt might have cracked in three."

I hear voices like that coming from a submerged hole. Did Goblin have a butt after all? No, I don't care about that.

As I glanced through the hole, I saw a goblin with a sandy body. They look up at me and they throw their anger at me again.

'Hey! What are you going to do when the ground gets loose!

'That's right, that's right! Think of all the holes you've made!

"Don't you know that?

I wonder why. I'm supposed to have an absolute advantage, as they say.

Yeah, say it, say it like this. Is it some kind of nature conservation group or something?

Don't you understand that I'm in charge of the murder?

Let me out!

"Get it out! Then give me the rice!

"Fill the hole!

Turning to the goblins who call me Lower Bubble, I ask.

"……… What happens if I fill the hole now?

Then the goblins look at each other and think.

No, because that's not where I'm going to think about it.

"Well, we can't be buried in the dirt either."

"Don't be buried."

"Buried."

"And who are the wizards who can bury that soil?

"" 'You. Hobgoblin' ''

The moment I hold my voice together and point my finger at it, I just narrow the hole.

"'' Oh, my God! I'm sorry, okay! ''

There was a loud scream in the woods.