I’m an Adventurer! ~Musou Skill is Plane Magic~
Episode 155: The Comedy Adventurer is Born!
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It's probably famous for recognizing people who move for the first time since they were born. But I do feel like I've heard "I recognize my mother". Why are you my dad? I mean,
"Peep! Daddy, I'm hungry!
I'll talk to Mecha.
Even though it's just been born, it's already about five years old, but it seems to have the same intelligence as it looks.
Horses and deer seem to be able to run around in hours to escape predators, but is that an amazing version? Is that you, Mace? I mean, Selane is the predator. Hmm, I don't know.
In fact, subordinates other than livestock, such as cattle monsters, horse-like monsters, and chicken-like monsters, are not very major. Especially since there have been few cases of subordinating monsters like attacking people, Serene has not leaked a lot of news, and the Adventurers Guild has no registration at all. That's why I have little prior knowledge of growing up. It's just a well-known ecology: "Eat fish," "Attack people," "Fly in the sky," "Sing fascinating songs," and "There are only females." Hmm, it's a normal dangerous monster.
In the first place, the ecological investigation of monsters is not very advanced in this country. Fieldwork and breeding are super dangerous. This time it will be a valuable example. It may be useful for future generations. I'll put together the materials as much as I can.
"Luca, bring me some dried goods. And some raw meat."
Yes, I'll have it with me soon.
It is a problem that I am hungry. You could attack a city man on an empty stomach. If you hurt the public, you'll have to kill them without asking questions. If I brought you here on my own, it wouldn't be pathetic.
Maybe fish would be good for food, but monster meat would be fine if it absorbed magic. It's probably for breeding to attack people who don't have a lot of magic elements, but perhaps the best reason is because it's easy to target. Beautiful naked girls with only the upper body, and it would be easy to take a sailor who seems to be hungry for women. I don't have a hand. Wings, though.
"Samantha, soft cloth and tarai. Kikka spreads water there."
"All right, I'll get you a nice one. And a cloth to hide your chest and hips."
"Yes, because it's slimy, right?
The chicks have just hatched and are still moist and wet. Thin membranes and shell fragments are stuck everywhere, so you should wipe them off.
Samantha, who understood my intentions, is heading for the right cloth. I'm pretty smart to think of the cloth I wear. The tone is lotus leaves, but she is a kind and caring daughter. Well, I'm not sick enough to get excited about my five-year-old naked. No, seriously. Seriously.
Kikka has recently tried to adjust the temperature of water made by water magic. It would be useful if you could make warm water and ice water.
So far, it can be adjusted from about 90 degrees to about four degrees. But we haven't made any ice yet. It seems difficult to imagine because it is not a fluid.
The purpose of this time is to wipe your body, so warm water is the best. Kikka's pretty good, too.
Cristala, Argna, and Daisy are holding Lily, Sarasa, and Kirara, respectively. Basil seems restrained and stands behind Lily. You're a good brother.
"Thank you for waiting. Dried goods and meat."
Luca brings a large plate of dried goods and meat. The dried goods are round-dried like shark fish, which is often caught around here, and the meat is like pig pig pig meat. The fillet looks like yakiniku. They both seem to have picked something that would make it easier to eat. Luca is also very distracted. All my daughters are smart daughters.
"Peep! Dinner! Rice!"
"Hey, wait!
Serene chick trying to storm a plate I received with my right hand. Press and hold your forehead with your left hand. This is not particularly malicious. It teaches vertical relationships. It is a discipline.
When a creature acts in a herd, in most cases there is a leader who leads the herd. In other words, there is a vertical relationship, which means that there is a chain of command from the upper to the lower level. And Serene is also a monster who acts in a crowd. That means there must be a vertical relationship.
Animal vertical relationships are predominantly expressed by dietary priorities. The leader eats the best and the rest in order from the top. In other words, the person who feeds you is the superior. That's why Wu also listens to Luca.
Hmm, maybe that's what love often says: "If you grab your stomach, you win". Humans live in swarms. I don't feel like I can defy Luca and my mother. I'm scared.
This time, I "waited" for the serene chick to understand the relationship. If we don't get it right, we might run wild without listening to orders. Then we'll kill him. Poor thing, but this is for Serene. Even if it's a little harsh, you need to discipline yourself. Love is not just kindness.
"Pfft! Dinner!
"Wait! Wait!
"Pee....."
Holding down with a slightly stronger tone, Serene's chick relaxed and crouched on the spot as if she had given up. But my eyes don't get away from my plate.
Hmm, it seems like you already understand some vertical relationship by not biting or intimidating. Do you feel the same magic as Woo-chan? No, I suppose you've been listening to outside information since the time of the egg, considering you're already fluent. Fetal education? Because it's an egg. Shell teaching?
It seems pretty smart to be able to do this with about a month of learning. Speaking of which, Sai Lane on Optical Camo Island said he fished out Aristotle and the others with a voice imitation. It must be originally a highly intelligent monster. I just can't take advantage of it in the wild.
It seems calm, so I will feed it. Firstly, dried fish. Grab one and take it to the chick's mouth.
Pfft! rice ♪
My mouth was wide open and I bumped into it. I thought I'd be eaten by my fingers.
She is inflating her cheeks and chewing them deliciously. Looks like my teeth are growing properly. Ah, I ate every bone. Well, it's a small fish that can be eaten entirely. A chick would be fine if she had all her teeth.
Next is monster meat. Confirm that the dry matter in the mouth has been swallowed, and then take it to the tip of the nose. Originally, I thought I might not eat meat because it is fishy, but without such worries, the chick did not hesitate to eat meat. Well, I guess the inland harpy is the same kind. The harpy seems to be carnivorous, so it's no wonder Serene eats meat. I mean, you ate humans in the first place. And after mating. Metcha is a carnivore, in many ways!
"Phew! This is delicious! More!"
I think I like pork. Nikoniko and I are in a good mood to ask for the next one.
"This is pig meat. Yes."
"Pfft! Ooh, yummy ♪ ♪"
I sang something. Even though it's just been born, it's strangely rhythmic. It doesn't seem to be a spell song because it doesn't seem to be riding magic. It seems like she's just singing with joy and instinct.
Speaking of which, in my previous life, my boss said, "It's hard for kids to sleep and sing while they're eating." Is that what this is about? It won't take much trouble for this kid to eat, but he might start flying around eating. I need to discipline you now.
Ah, what about the flying training? Normally my parents teach me, but I can't fly with wind magic? Of course, neither Kikka nor Argna can do that. Well, I'm in trouble. Even though she was unmarried and a minor, she didn't think she would suffer from child-rearing.
"Pi ~ ~ Dad ~, smelly ~"
Well, should I think about it later? Now you have to be happy with the birth of a new life. Come on, it's meat.
Hmm? Yes, Wu's meat, too. Luca, please! At the Grand Prix!