I’m an Adventurer! ~Musou Skill is Plane Magic~

Serene chicks who had their stomachs full of food, had their bodies wiped, and were dressed in clean white cloth crawled into my bed and slept in large letters. I don't feel any wild shards anymore.

Well, if you're going to live in human society, maybe that's better. It's going to be a lot of trouble if the wild runs wild.

When I thought about it while sleeping defenselessly, Christella came next to me.

"So this serene is going to be a subordinate? What's your name?

"Hmm? Hmm, that's right... then, because I was peeping," Pee-chan. "

"Well, that's a lovely name! I think it's good!

Prompt execution is my creed. Intuition is important for designers.

Woo and Pee. Hmm, the baths are good, and it's a pretty good name.

But Christella followed me with a smile, but everyone else has a subtle face. What do you want me to say?

"I don't know if it's cheap. No, I'm not complaining."

"Atai has no comments."

Oh, ufufufu.

"No."

"... 'Pee-chan'?

Well, that's just like having an opinion, Kikka and Samantha. Later on, with Argna, he was sentenced to ear-moving. I won't stop moaning until you (with a nice voice)! Elf, I've never done this before!

Besides, Daisy, "honey" and "yes" are once.

"Sleeping well."

"(Hmph)"

"It's cute! It's a cheeky punk!

"Sleep Cold"

He decides it's not too dangerous because he's asleep, and gives permission for the children to get close to the bed. Whoa, Sarasa hand-wicked Pee-chan's tummy. This girl is pretty smart, too.

Well, seeing Pee-chan's behavior just now, it seems that there is no danger. Except for what looks and eats, it's not that different from those kids. Maybe it's okay to eat the same thing as us. Let's try it one by one.

When everyone was looking at the sleeping peas and getting dusty.

"Pee... daddy... mom..."

!!

Pee-chan's bedtime remarks solidified the air on the spot. No, the women's movement, excluding the children and Argna, stopped.

And then, some pungent signs began to drift around. Wow, this may not be good.

"Whoa, whoa, Pee-chan, Mom's here."

"What are you talking about, Pee-chan? My mom and I..."

"I can't help it. If you say that, you can make Atai your mom."

"Oh, ufufu. I'll give you a hug when I wake up."

"... I didn't know you were going to be a mother at this age"

Each speaks to the sleeping pea and stares at each other. That sharp gaze looks like sparks are scattering... and it's really hitting each other with magic! Daisy, who is usually a big girl, is really hit by magic.

The magic that collided at everyone's mid-point is spreading like a pale spark. Hee, what happens when magic that has not been converted into magic hits you? Well, maybe that's not what you're observing.

"Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, since I am the slave-head, you don't have to force me to do it.

"No, no, I won't let the busy slave master do any extra work. Don't worry, we'll be" Mom "properly.

"Oh, I'm best at housework like 'Mom'. Leave it to me."

"Ah, you're good at housework, too! You can even make cute clothes! I can't give up my seat at Mom's!

"... what a mother needs is not technology, but love."

The magical sparks that scatter among the five do not appear to subside. Rather, it's getting more intense. Regardless of Christella and Kikka, it is unusual for Luca, Samantha, and Daisy to stand up for themselves.

I know why. 'Cause I'm Dad. "Dad" and "Mom" are basically one set. I think you're fighting over the seat of "Dad," or "Mom," my partner. I'm not a nib protagonist in love comedy, and I know that much.

I'm glad to hear it, but I want you to stop fighting in front of the kids. It doesn't seem to be good for education. Come on, you're all making fun of yourself.

Should I call you and stop? No, I know. When a man talks about a woman's struggle, it burns even more strongly than putting out the fire. And it flies around, causing a huge flame. After that, only the burnt fields remain.

This is our escape route. Pee-chan pushed the back of the children with their back hair pulled, and me and Woo-chan left the bedroom behind.

"I'd rather have a toad than a mother."

Argna has been evacuated. As always, it has a high crisis avoidance capability.

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After taking the kids out to the living room, I decided to leave the Mansion and go to the Adventurers Guild. U-chan and Agna are together. By the time he gets back, he'll be settled. I hope so.

The purpose is to register Pea as a subordinate. If you don't register properly, you'll be mistaken for coming to raid the city and put Pee-chan in danger.

In addition to that, it also has the purpose of collecting information on recent affections and local areas. Adventurer Guilds are useful for gathering information because only state-owned organizations can get a lot of information in quickly.

The sun is still high just after lunch, and the shadow falling on the cobble is short. It is already past the early summer and the summer is near high, and it is hot.

"Ugh, it's still hot in the city. John's place was cool and comfortable. It's getting cooler again."

"See you soon. I can't leave my newborn Pee-chan now."

Mia ~

Argna is very confusing. Mimi and shippo are both dripping and powerless. She's tall, too. It looks like a cat.

Argna says it's hot, but I'm not. The temperature is probably close to 35 degrees, but the air is dry or not that uncomfortable. If I knew Japan's tight summer, I'd still be in comfort.

U-chan's tongue is out, but it doesn't look so hot. Usually cats are more resistant to the heat and dogs are more vulnerable to the heat. Does this mean it's a fantasy?

Within the Adventurer Alliance, it wasn't as hot as it should have been. The request form on the bulletin board is sometimes flickering. There's wind coming in from somewhere, and it seems to be lowering the temperature. I wonder if it's the wisdom of the South.

At this hour after lunch, the figure in the Adventurer Alliance is sparse. The adventurer who was hired in the morning hasn't come back yet, and the new request won't be posted until the evening. The Adventurer Alliance is the most exciting time. Of course, I'm looking forward to that. I don't want to be kept waiting in crowds or go into crowds.

Looking at the reception counter, it was still rattling, and the only adventurers were the counters at the same counter that were co-located within the Adventurers Guild. Have you been drinking since daytime? I envy you.

When I went to Tamara, a familiar receptionist, she already noticed me and responded with a smile.

"Welcome. What's going on today?

"Yeah, I was thinking of registering a new subordinate. I was just born."

"Oh, it's getting bigger again. What kind of monster is it this time?

"It's Serene. With pale hair and eyes."

"Really? You caught a rare monster. Beat, I don't think you'll be worried, so why don't you discipline yourself? Yes, this is it!"

Tamara-san handed me the form to register the subordinate from behind the reception counter. It's as relaxed as ever, but my eyes aren't laughing. Basically, monsters are fierce, and she's been a receptionist for a long time, because she knows the dangers.

Not only the previous Goblin, but the city has been exposed to monster raids. The Adventurer Alliance will respond on the front lines, so Tamara will certainly feel the threat with herself. The fact that she handed me the paper without saying anything is proof that she trusted me. Because there is a precedent called Wu Chan. I can't betray my trust.

When I gave the paper I wrote, it was turned over to another staff member behind me. Until the process is complete, we will have a chat under the name of collecting information. There's no other adventurer anyway.

First of all, it's a big topic, a war with Jarkin, but it seems that the Royal Army, led by the village chief, overran the border and overran much of the south-east of Jarkin. Nevertheless, the major cities and fortifications were somehow (...) devastated, so there was little resistance. Why would I do that?

The walls were broken, so it seems we need to prepare ourselves for the monsters, but I was originally an adventurer and I am still the village chief who is ruling the surrounding village. The area is familiar and seems to be advancing the army without any problems.

Jarkin, whose intention is to invade, has been invaded, but it seems that there has been some major incident in the Imperial Capital and that there is now political confusion. The army is also confused and has not been able to organize a response. I wonder what happened.

In this case, the war is almost over. Then I'll ask Tonelico to import the rice. Let's get this over with, for my appetite.

Other small topics are Bunny Chanko, Lord of Dolton here, and Count Bernard-Dolton on their way back to the war. I just got back, but I'm busy.

I don't have such a deep connection, but I'm familiar. I want you to come home without getting hurt.

There were a few other small topics, but the scandal of domestic aristocracy and corruption were common stories. I don't have anything to do with it because I'm noble, but I'm not interested. It's not a lunchtime topic.

After such a chat for about an hour, the back clerk told me that the subordination registration had been completed. I waved my hand at Tamara and decided to wake up Arnya and Woo-chan, who were asleep in the conversation space, and return to the Mansion.

Now, is the situation settled?

◇

"Gunununu...."

"Mmmm...."

"Uuu...."

"Ufufufu...."

"... mu"

It hasn't healed yet. There are five people staring at each other surrounding Pea's sleeping bed. The children staring from the gap in the door are also in trouble.

"What do we do?

"Are you going to arbitrate?

"No, I think it's best to leave it alone. It's not about logic or logic, it's about emotion. I can't persuade or arbitrate."

"Convinced"

"(Kokoku)"

Basil is serious, so he wants to fix it somehow. But there's nothing a woman can do to fight. This is one of the truths of the world, a sad reality.

"Pee... good morning? Dad?"

Pea woke up. It may be quite a big deal to have slept in this tight air.

I'll open the door with a casual gesture and go into the bedroom. The children follow me from behind. Well, there's no danger. I just ate the bait.

Yeah, good morning, Pea.

"Pee? Pee?

"That's right. You're Pee-chan from today."

"Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee-chan is Pee-chan!!"

Pea jumps on the bed when she wakes up. I guess the movement is a normal child. Apparently we can't fly yet. Do I have to tell you? How do I tell you that?

"Pee! Dad, Pee, Mom!

!!

The five people who were still staring at Pee's "mom" returned to me.

"Whoa, whoa! Pee-chan, Mom's here!

My mom and I...

"Atai is my mom!

"Oh, did you call your mom?

"... call me mom."

We haven't made any progress since before we left. What were these girls doing? I wonder if this is what barrenness means. I'm never bald.

"Pee? Mom, Mom!

!?

!?

That's what Pee-chan jumped out into Lily's arm at the entrance to the room. Lily was a little surprised, but she smiled and stroked Pee's hair.

Well, naturally, I guess. I probably gave you the most magic, but Lily must have held it the longest. It's no wonder Pee-chan, who was still in her shell, felt it.

"That's right... I lost to the kid..."

"Kuh, can't we still be moms?"

"No, Pea's mom can't, but if she's real!

"Oh, yeah. I'd be better off with that. Ufufufu, ufufufu"

"... bet on the real thing"

Oh, five sets of eyes on me this time! That's the eye of a prey bird! My spine is cold, my spine is eaten! Is there only carnivorous girls in this world!?

Somebody help! Mummy!!