I'm really not a scumbag

Downstairs of his home, Lin Fang watched the happy figure of Bai Zhi leaving, secretly alert.

He found that he could not give these ex-girlfriends time and opportunities to be alone.

Especially when I drank alcohol and were a little bit drunk, these ex-girlfriends were even more terrifying than the man who moved!

I'll hug whatever I want and don't do anything else...

Whatever I do, I won’t go in...

There are more routines than men!

If it hadn't been for Lin Fang to be single professionally for 30 years, he would be able to do what he had done, and if he was still in the underground garage (two thousand words omitted), he would have been handed over by Bai Zhi!

"Xiao Lin, that was Sa Zining (who) just now?"

Lin Fang turned his head and found that it was an acquaintance with dyed red hair, who was over half a hundred years old and still dressed very brightly-Aunt Liu!

He brightened his eyes, walked over, and said, "Aunt Liu! Long time no see. Last time I heard Aunt Li say that you have accumulated a lot of girls who haven't looked out recently. You introduced them to me. I won't be picky!"

Aunt Liu, who had just come over to gossip, froze in place, and gave herself a slap.

Snapped!

"Aunt Liu, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay! It's okay! There was a mosquito just now, oh, really, summer is here, there are more mosquitoes! Ooh, what time is this, there is still old soup in my pot, I want to go back and take a look!"

"Don't, Aunt Liu! It's not good for you to avoid me like this? You also know that I have a dumb mouth and I am not good at getting along with girls. My mother is worried about me not to marry a wife in the future, and she has to worry about her hair. When it's white, you can help and introduce me a few, and I will give you a red envelope..."

"I'll send you a red envelope! Give me the QR code!"

Aunt Liu turned around, with a stiff smile on her face, she said, "Xiao Lin, Auntie is wrong! I won't ask about you anymore, okay? Could you please let me go and change someone else? , You haven't graduated from university yet, what anxious!"

"It’s late when I graduate. I’m busy working and working overtime every day. How can I have time for a blind date? Before graduating, get a good partner first and get married after graduation. How appropriate?"

Is there a red envelope?

What are you waiting for?

Lin Fang decisively took out the phone and showed the QR code.

Aunt Liu was speechless by Lin Fangtong. She reluctantly took out her phone, scanned the QR code, and turned it over for two thousand yuan, saying: "It's really not possible, you go to Aunt Li, Aunt Li There are more girls there!"

"Only two thousand?"

Lin Fang smacked his lips, and reluctantly said: "Aunt Li said the same, let me find you, and sealed me three thousand yuan."

"Wait, I'll send you another red envelope!"

Aunt Liu was in a hurry, facing Lin Fang’s QR code, scanning it again, and turning it over three thousand yuan, and said: "Xiao Lin, let me tell you, you Aunt Liu, I’m an honest person, but it’s not a bad idea. Mine! That Auntie Li, it's old and bad, you have to cheat, or you have to cheat her!"

"So... but..."

"It's nothing good! You have to trust your Aunt Liu, so I will go to Lao Li and Lao Yang in two days. If there is a good girl, I will report it to you secretly, okay?"

"Emmmm... all right."

Lin Fang's belly was about to laugh, but he still pretended to be reluctant and reluctantly agreed.

call……

Aunt Liu breathed a sigh of relief, pretending to look at the time, and said: "Oh, the old soup in my pot is really about to boil out, I'm going one step ahead!"

"Goodbye Aunt Liu!"

When Aunt Liu walked away, Lin Fang turned upstairs with a smile.

Don't kill you!

In the past, the famous eight women in the two communities, Aunt Li and Aunt Liu, liked to provoke Lin Fang the most, pretending to care about his marriage if they came or not.

Occasionally, he pretended to help Lin Fang go on a blind date, and then listed the woman's conditions and requirements, and then ruthlessly mocked him for not being worthy of those girls, every time Lin Fang was angry enough.

Now the feng shui turns, and finally it is the turn of the two old aunts to escape from Lin.

Easy to get five thousand red envelopes, easier than going to work, open the forest!

When entering the house, Lin Fang raised his head and glanced upstairs, worried that Lao Wang's wife would suddenly appear again.

He really couldn't hold it anymore. If the other party is a single woman, he can't hold it anymore. It just happens that he has a husband, and Lao Wang will come out from behind her whenever he is scared, and he will be scared to death.

RBQ, RBQ!

Opening the door, Lin Fang walked in, then closed the door and unlocked it in one go.

"Oh, Lin Fangwen, you can be regarded as coming back! If you don't answer the phone, you won't come back for dinner, your wings are hard, you are going to heaven!"

Lin Fang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, unexpectedly hearing his mother's sneer, a sharp spirit, and looking up, his mother was holding a feather duster, sitting on the sofa with a smile and staring at her coldly.

On the side, Dad Lin Yonghe stood behind his mother, squeezing her shoulders hard.

Ah!

Your old couple cooperated very well!

Before hitting me, do I have to relax my muscles and bones so that I can do my best?

I, Lin Fang, will never give in!

"Mom, do you have a barbecue? The Binyi Wangji barbecue near our house is delicious. I'll order more. How about you and dad have two more glasses?"

Lin Fang showed a bright smile, fawningly took out his phone, and said: "The pork nose tendon, beef (spare ribs), roasted tofu, roasted eggplant...come with their special dry dish. !"

"I don't eat...oh..."

My mother said she didn't want to eat, she couldn't help swallowing.

Feeling a little shameless, she glared at Lin Fang and said, "Get out of here, you are not allowed to come in!"

In the morning, she heard that Lin Fang had already started an internship, so she ate some casually at noon and played mahjong all afternoon. She planned to bring her son and daughter in the evening, and have a good meal.

Who knows, Lin Fangwen can't wait for this dog thing, can't wait for the left, can't wait for the right, the call has been unanswered, but she was so mad and hungry.

Seeing his mother's mixed attitude, Lin Fang smiled decisively and opened the door: "Mom, wait a while, I'll go outside to order food, and I will come in when the takeout arrives!"

When Lin Fang went out, the door was about to be closed. Only then did my father's voice come from inside: "Come back with a case of beer, I need ice!"

"okay!"

It's so dangerous, and escaped another disaster!

Lin Fang wiped his forehead and placed an order quickly.

This is my mother, no way!

When calling her, she said she was playing cards and should not call her.

I went home a little later, saying that I would not go home for dinner, and complaining that I did not answer the phone.

Being a son is too difficult!

Buzzing!

After Lin put down the order and finished complaining, the phone rang suddenly, and when he saw the new message notification, it was sent by the old girl.

"Brother, bring me a cup of bubble tea, iced!"

I'm used to you!

Is it useful to drink more?You princess Taiping!