I'm really not a scumbag

The most indispensable thing in the land of abundance is gourmet food, which is also grilled skewers. Binyi and Shanle are able to break through, and they are even regarded as food symbols. They are named at the forefront of many barbecue stalls, which naturally has its own uniqueness.

Lin Fang went to buy bubble tea first, and then went to the community convenience store downstairs to ask for a case of beer. When he returned to the door of the unit building, he happened to ran into the takeaway guy standing downstairs and calling.

The two sides met to confirm their eyes, Lin Fang smiled brightly and said, "Handsome guy, do you want a five-star praise?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

The takeaway boy nodded repeatedly, thinking that he had met a good person.

Lin Fang: "Do me a favor, bring up the beer, I will give you a five-star praise!"

Takeaway brother: "..."

I have a MMP...

Others deliver food. If they come, they just repair the plumbing. AVI, repair the computer. AVI, change the light bulb. AVI. How come it is my turn to have to carry a beer if I want a five-star praise?

Go to his uncle, I quit!

"Okay, brother!"

The takeaway brother smiled and helped carry the beer upstairs.

No way, it's a good meal.

Binyi Wangji Barbecue is very famous nearby. The owner is Binyiren, who fully utilizes the characteristics of Binyi Barbecue. The aroma that can't be wrapped in tin foil is very attractive.

Lin Fang opened the door, before he had time to change his shoes, his hands were empty, and the bubble tea and barbecue were snatched away by the two long-awaited Lin Dad and Lin Xiaomei.

"Hurry up, bring the beer in, your mother is thirsty!"

Lin Fang glanced at Fox's fake Huwei father silently, couldn't help giving him a roll of eyes, but had to do it.

When the Empress Wu came to court, his father could only act like a tiger, and it is better to be honest as a son.

"Come on!"

Lin Fang brought the beer in, took two cups and placed them in front of his father and mother who were already sitting on the table, and poured another one for them. Then he sat down and wanted to eat more.

Unexpectedly, my mother moved the barbecue placed in front of him and placed it far away from Lin Fang, and said: "There is too little barbecue to eat. You can just soak a bowl of noodles for yourself."

I ordered three servings of tofu, leeks, potato chips, grilled eggplant, and small sausages.

Beef, mutton, spare ribs, pork nose, tendon, and pork belly, I ordered three of them.

With this amount, let alone four people, six people can eat a round belly.

Admit it, mom, you're still angry and want to be greedy, Lin Fang!

Mother Lin seemed to hear Lin Fang’s heartfelt feelings. She dipped a bunch of beef into her mouth, dipped it in a dry dish, and drank a sip of beer smoothly. Then she said casually: "My son went to work the first day. I didn’t eat the big meal I ordered, and the red envelope I prepared was not delivered. It was uncomfortable, it was really uncomfortable!"

"I eat noodles, I want to eat noodles!"

Yes, mother!

In order to keep your breath away, I will eat instant noodles.

"Yang...Yang..."

Lin Xiaolei chuckled while holding the pearl milk tea happily, and finally grimaced at Lin Fang.

Lin Fang's eyes rolled and said, "Mom, my sister sent me a message saying that barbecue is so delicious and much better than your cooking skills! Especially when paired with pearl milk tea, it's so delicious!"

"I didn't! He was talking nonsense!"

Lin Xiaolei was so excited that she quickly denied it.

Lin Fangwen, you dog, you dare to cheat me!

Are you too floating, or am I unable to take the knife?

"You go eat noodles."

"Mom! I..."

"What's your mother? I'm not your mother! My cooking skills, that is, I didn't starve you to death. I don't deserve to be your mother. Go eat noodles!"

"Humph……"

Lin Xiaolei got up angrily. She wanted to take away the bubble tea, but she didn't want to. Lin Ma cut off her last thought.

"Put the milk tea down! I eat these foreign things every day. I am not long and my chest is not long. In the future, even if the blind cat meets the dead mouse, and meets a blind man willing to marry you, he will starve my grandson! "

Hey!Mom, I warn you!

Although you are my mother, you can't ginseng cock either!

Are you afraid that I will ask the doctor to pull out your oxygen tube?

Oh, oh, I’m so rebellious, sin... sin...

Lin Xiaolei gazed at Ma Lin in a huff, stood for a while, her eyes fluttered, and she shrank her head and followed Lin Fang to the kitchen.

"Lin Xiaolei..."

"I didn't think about anything, mom, you believe me..."

Lin Xiaolei screamed and it was not too late for the instant noodles. She ran away and rushed into the bedroom. She closed the door without saying, and locked the door.

"This kid..."

Ma Lin was stunned for a while before she said, "I just want her to eat this tofu with milk, why is she running?"

"Hey! Xiaolei, don't you know that child? If it wasn't for some treacherous thoughts, you were so scared? Maybe you secretly call you a tigress in your heart!"

Snapped!

"Well, you Lin Yonghe, you have been secretly calling me a tigress, so stand up for me!"

"It's not... my wife, it's not that I scold you, it's our daughter who..."

"I will let you stand!"

Lin Fang hid in the kitchen while eating instant noodles while watching a show.

Lele alone is not as good as the others. I'm sorry dad, I just wanted to cheat the little girl, but I didn't want to cheat you. Your old man didn't keep his mouth open. You cheated yourself. Don't blame me!

Under my mother, we are all ants, and we who are united around my mother are really a family that loves each other!muah!

...

There was nothing for a night, and there was no need to go to work the next day. Lin Fang planned to sleep late. Who knew he was awakened by his mother's door slamming early in the morning.

He tried to bury himself with a pillow and continue to sleep, but his mother's perseverance slammed the door, and her "kind" greetings made him so noisy that he could no longer fall asleep, and he had no choice but to get up.

"Mom, I don't need to go today..."

Lin Fang originally planned to confess that he didn't need to go to work, but when he said that he felt aroused in his heart, he took it back.

If I tell the truth, my mother would definitely not believe me. I would only think that I was expelled from the law firm on the first day of my internship, and I would probably have to join my dad for a mixed doubles.

Last night, my dad stood for half the night and was on fire. If he was given a chance, I was afraid I would become a punching bag...

"No need to go?"

"Don't go so early!"

Lin Fang changed his mouth decisively, smiled, and said, "I can go out later."

"Then get up early to eat, breakfast is ready, steamed buns, cooked rice porridge, the vegetables are leftovers from the barbecue last night, eat it!"

I knew it!

Seeing the "rich breakfast" on the table, Lin Fang had a headache.

My mother is true too. I can eat the barbecue last night. If I can't finish it, I just throw it away. I have to save it until the morning meal. It's really troublesome!

But when Lin Fang saw Lin Xiaolei, who was frowning and frowning, he almost burst out laughing at the steaming overnight bubble tea in the bowl in front of her.

Wow ha ha ha, Lin Xiaolei, you have today too!

Note①: Thanks to "Yixinghai", "The Overlord of Dragging Dogs" and "Book Friends 20170415205139922" for their rewards!