I'm really not a scumbag

Must have!

Lin Fang didn't even think about it, but happily agreed, opened the door and got into the co-pilot.

The degree of the cocktail is not high, only three to eight degrees, and the volume of a bottle is only 275 ml, which is not easy to be intoxicating.

But Lin Fang felt the mountains sway after getting in the car, and he felt sleepy and tired, and he felt that he would faint at any time.

"Brother, what's the matter with you? Seeing you are so red, are you drinking?"

"Drink a little..."

Lin Fang tried his best to open his eyes and glanced at the girl in the driver’s seat next door, but couldn’t see the other person’s appearance. Except for music, he could tell that the other person had long hair, and he could barely see the girl’s curve. It was vague, and the outline was not clear.

"Hehe, it's not like you just drank a little like this!"

The girl glanced at Lin Fang curiously, and asked curiously: "It's going to be dark soon. You are going down the mountain at this time and you have drunk so much wine. Isn't it a broken love? Let me guess... …Is green?"

"How come? I'd rather be green than people in the world, don't guess, it's not a broken love, not being green!"

"what is that?"

Lin Fang felt sleepy and couldn’t open her eyes. The little girl next door was still asking herself why, if it weren’t for this, it would be hard to have any other way except her ride. Back to Jincheng, Lin Fang really wanted to get out of the car.

"Talking with someone in the hotel, accidentally drank a little alcohol, I was worried that something would happen when I fell asleep, so I had to go down the mountain by myself."

"Oh~~~"

The female business woman gave a deep "Oh", her voice was extremely long, and her voice was full of jokes.

"Is that man a man?"

"Girl! My ex-girlfriend's sister! Little sister, why do you like to guess so much?"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't open his eyes, Lin Fang really wanted to remember the other person's looks, and then if he had the opportunity to meet him next time, he could hide as far as he could, and never meet him again.

"I don't want to guess, I just ask, will you tell me the truth?"

"This...probably not..."

Gan!

With you, this girl is giving me a trick. Is this doing me a trick?

The boy is out, so he really needs to protect himself.

If you are not careful, you will be given a routine.

I'm so hard...

"Doesn't this end? Hehe..."

The girl glanced at Lin Fang with a smile, and seemed to find it very interesting to molest Lin Fang. She turned her head and continued to look at Qian Lu, and said: "Then let me guess: you are worried that after drinking, you will be with your ex-girlfriend's sister. Is it because she is old and ugly?"

"No!"

I beg you, don't you guess?

What do you want to ask, can't you just ask?

That is to say, he was in a semi-drunk state. Lin Fang felt his head buzzing after thinking about it a little bit. He had no choice but to tell the truth: "She is in her thirties, right? She is at the best age for a woman, mature , Intellectual, beautiful, wise... and my ex-girlfriend looks about five points similar, but it’s a different style."

"Are you serious?"

"I'm serious, why?"

Lin Fang glanced at the other person suspiciously, drunk-eyed, but actually couldn't see the other person's appearance. He did this only to show how serious he was.

The girl smiled evilly and said meaningfully: "Then you come and explain to me, what the hell is succulent? Have you tried it?"

Lin Fang: "???"

How to try Duozhi?Do you want to talk about the experience she had pitted?

It seems that I have not been pitted, I just think her attitude reversed too quickly today, there may be problems, and there is no evidence.

"Oh~~~"

The girl made a meaningful "Oh" again, jokingly: "Your expression, you think I shouldn't ask, right? Yes, I understand, everyone understands!"

I know your sister!

Did i say something?

What are you talking about?

Are we two talking about the same thing?

If it wasn't for the dizziness, Lin Fang really wanted to get out of the car and take the ride of such a weird girl, which seemed unsafe... I always felt like she was driving, but there was no evidence...

Seeing Lin Fang not speaking, the girl glanced at him, raised her eyebrows, and then asked, "Hey! Don't ignore me! Driving by yourself is very boring. If you don't talk to me, it makes me unhappy. , Then I can just drive! If I am too tired, I will stop and strike at will!"

Ye Haitang prepared a table full of good dishes. Lin Fang didn’t eat a bite, so he only drank a bottle of cocktail. The base wine of this thing was whiskey, and it was mixed with 3% fruit juice. It tasted good. Unexpectedly, the stamina is so great.

Lin Fang felt dizzy, feverish, sleepy, but hungry. In fact, he didn't have much energy to talk to the girl. Due to the attitude of the other party, he had to deal with it.

It's better for this girl to stop and strike. It would be a tragedy if he drove Lin to put down the car and didn't find the shop in front of the village.

"What do you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk about your ex-girlfriend and elder sister-in-law! You said, is your ex-girlfriend's body good, or your elder sister-in-law's body?"

I TM...

If you were a man, I would have punched it, it's just too wretched!

That means you are a woman!

"I do not know."

"do not!"

Seeing Lin Fang’s attitude, the girl suddenly became full of curiosity, and slowed down: "Don’t you know, according to my opinion, according to common sense, your sister-in-law’s career line should be more prominent. Women, since childhood How can it not stand out after you play it? But, it’s hard to say elsewhere. The years are killing pig knives, black fungus and purple grapes."

Lin Fang: "..."

After a moment of silence, Lin Fang rubbed his face vigorously, trying to make himself more awake.

Once this woman turned up, it was terrible.

Lin Fang didn't know if the other party was talking about this topic intentionally or unintentionally. How could a woman talk about this topic casually with a strange man riding a ride?

Isn't she afraid of losing money at all?

wrong……

I should worry about this problem now, it seems that I am right...

I am half drunk and unable to resist, so it's impossible that she actually wanted to...

If the other party is a beautiful girl, clean, Lin Fang actually doesn't mind losing a bit, so he will go along the river and say goodbye to each other at dawn.

But Lin Fang is now drunk and can't see the other side's looks.

Even if the other party's voice sounds good, but the voice is sweet, and there are more girls who don't look good. They were happy at the time. When I got up the next day and found that I was pushing the tank angrily, it was a regrettable one.

Lin Fang didn't dare to take this risk. He said, "Thank you very much for taking me a while. I feel better now. Could you please put me down where there is a light in front."

Click!

In response to Lin Fang, it was the sound of the safety lock being locked. The girl grinned and said, "That's not good! The way is to save people to the end and send Buddha to the west. It is so easy to encounter such an interesting thing, you hook My curiosity arose, but it didn’t satisfy me. This is not enough!"

Lin Fang vaguely saw the girl driving the car licking his tongue. He couldn't see clearly, and he wasn't sure.

In the darkness, he couldn't help but curl up his body for a while, and he felt that the other party was treating him badly.

"What do you want to know?"

"Who are you more comfortable with? Old sister or ex-girlfriend?"

Am I thinking too much?

Lin Fang suspected that there was a problem with the question asked by the other party, but he could only bite the bullet and said: "You tell me first, is your car going to Jincheng?"

"Oh! Oops, did you go to Jincheng? This is my car to Anya!"

"Stop! Could you please put me down!"

"Hehe... I lied to you! I also went to Jincheng, the famous Jincheng Province. I should go to see and see!"

Jincheng Province is a joke. The source is that in the early years, people from surrounding cities who went to Jincheng would be ridiculed by the local indigenous people as "bent-footed poles" and "earth farmers". Later, some people retorted and said, "You Jincheng Province That's great", so it spread.

"Oh! Don't change the subject!"

The girl who was driving gave Lin a white look and said, "Say it! Answer my question honestly!"

"It's all over. To be honest, I don't remember feeling uncomfortable with her."

Lin Fang shook his head, trying to make himself awake, but it was very difficult, he said: "I don't like being with her sister, and her sister doesn't like me and doesn't want me to be with her. Actually, There is no need for the two of them to compare together!"

"Oh……"

The girl lengthened her voice disappointedly, apparently extremely dissatisfied with Lin Fang's answer, she said: "Didn't you say that your sister-in-law is at the best age for a woman? Mature, intellectual, beautiful, so much... …"

Lin Fang's face turned dark, seriously suspecting that the girl driving the car was not pure. She used colors several times, fearing that she would really have any thoughts about herself. In this wilderness, in her car, she was on the verge of being drunk. .

No way!

I need to be awake, I need to be awake!

water!

I need water!

Lin Fang took a deep breath, and said in a soft voice as much as possible: "I'm a little thirsty. I wonder if there is water in your car to drink?"

"Do you want to drink my water?"

"Ahem... forget it..."

I do not!

I will never drink your water!

You colorist!

Lin Fang was about to sternly refuse. The girl touched a water glass and came out, looking at him in surprise: "Forget it? Do you think the glass is on my saliva?"

"No. Thank you!"

Lin Fang saw that he could barely see the outline of the cup, and quickly took it over. He unscrewed the lid, took a sip, and was about to swallow. The other party suddenly said, "Aren't you afraid of me putting medicine in the cup?"

puff……

"Ahem..."

Lin Fang spouted out a mouthful of water, and was blown by the cold wind outside the window, turning into water mist, and then rolled onto his face again, a chill, which made him a little sober.

There was a flash of light in his heart, and Lin Fang put a little water in his palm again, patted his face a few times, and felt more comfortable.

He returned the cup and said, "Thank you for the water, I'm much better."

"Is it really better, Lin Fang?"

Lin... Lin Fang?

She called me Lin Fang?

Lin Fang opened his eyes fiercely and tried to look at each other.

The other party has a gentle and gentle face, with medium-length hair, fluffy and foreign bangs, and a small, palm-sized face, full of jokes. Who is Ye Hanxiao?

"Ye Hanxiao?"

"Well, it's me, baby! Hehe...Is it surprised or surprised?"

"Let me get out of the car!"

"Don't let go!"

Ye Hanxiao noticed that Lin Fang was a little angry, and said that it was impossible to let Lin put down the car at this time.

Just kidding, am I stupid when you are a sister?

Put you off at this time, then we must be completely over!

Oh...I knew you would wake up, I shouldn't have given you water!

I shouldn't even tease you, just let you fall asleep in the middle of the car and wait for you to fall asleep.

After I XXOO you, I will beat you back and let you be responsible!

The more Ye Hanxiao thought about it, the more annoyed she felt. He felt that he shouldn't be naughty for a while, and had to prankly ask those weird questions. As a result, he didn't ask anything in color, but instead made Lin Fangzhi sober.

She felt that she had simply missed two hundred million.

"Baby, I'm sorry, I was wrong, it's all my fault! I also got a call from my sister before going up the mountain. Who knew when I arrived, my sister said that you were gone, and the call to you could not be made. I had no choice but to keep looking along the mountain road. Fortunately, you didn't catch someone else's ride, or I wouldn't see you! I blamed me for being late, I should have come earlier so that you won't go down the mountain alone! "

Ye Hanxiao put his posture very low, admitting mistakes as soon as he opened his mouth, and took all the problems to himself, like a strict wife, making Lin Fang feel a little funny.

Lin Fang had seen similar scenes many times, and he hadn't crossed that time. At that time, all he saw were men in such a low voice in front of women. He didn't expect that he could actually enjoy this kind of treatment.

"Where did you go wrong?"

"what?"

"Ah for what?"

Originally, Lin Fang just subconsciously said something, but when he saw Ye Hanxiao's surprised expression, he became interested, and said, "To ask you, where did you go wrong!"

"I... I was wrong..."

Ye Hanxiao didn't feel that she was wrong at all. She just felt that Lin Fang was angry. She thought about making him happy anyway, and then she took the initiative to admit her mistake.

When asked by Lin Fang, she suddenly felt a little numb.

who am I?

What am i doing?

What am I wrong?

"You don't know where you are wrong, so what else is there to say? Stop and let me go down!"

Ye Hanxiao: "..."

Hey?

How does this conversation feel familiar?

Without waiting for Ye Hanxiao to think carefully, facing Lin Fang’s reproach, she quickly said: "I was wrong because I didn’t tell you the first time. I was wrong because I should pretend to be a passerby and make jokes with you. I really know Wrong, baby, don't be angry, okay?"

Seeing Ye Hanxiao's sincere and fearful apology, Lin Fang felt relieved, but also gave birth to a trace of understanding.

No wonder that when I chased girls before, when they were angry, they couldn't coax them no matter how hard they were!

Such a good opportunity for ripping off the bar does not take advantage of it. What a pity!