I'm really not a scumbag

It is advisable to chase the poor with the courage of the left, but not to be the overlord.

Lin Fang resolutely pursued the victory and said, "Dare you still?"

"Don't dare! Don't dare anymore!"

Ye Hanxiao glanced aggrievedly at Lin Fang and continued driving.

If it weren't for looking at the road ahead, she would have to keep staring at Lin Fang to let him know how wronged she was.

"Then tell me, what should you do in the future?"

"I thought I would never make jokes anymore. When I see you drunk, I will definitely help you sober up as soon as possible, and then help you lie down so that you can have a good rest!"

Hey?

Is it so comfortable and thoughtful?

Lin Fangxin was extremely satisfied, but he pretended to be reluctant in his attitude: "Go ahead, let's do this first. You drive well, I'm a little sleepy, so I lie down for a while."

"Let me put the chair back down for you so that you can lie down more comfortably!"

Ye Han smiled and did what he said, and pressed the button to flatten the back of the passenger seat.

Not to mention, Lin Fang immediately felt a lot more comfortable now.

"Okay, you can drive."

Lin Fang closed his eyes and relaxed, feeling that he could finally sleep for a while without worry.

As the effect of alcohol continued, Lin Fang fell asleep in no time.

Ye Hanxiao had been secretly observing Lin Fang while driving. He drove forward for a while, feeling that Lin Fang seemed to be asleep. She stretched out her hand, shook Lin Fang a little, and called him twice, and saw him. There was no response at all, and my heart moved slightly.

She found a place to park the car in a relatively open place in front, leaned forward, gently touched Lin Fang's face, and whispered: "Baby, do you know I think you have a hard time thinking? "

Lin Fang, who was asleep, didn't respond, and didn't hear Ye Hanxiao's whisper at all.

"You said you know? Know why you don't always come to me?"

The closer Ye Hanxiao posted, she even moved closer to Lin Fang, her breath was sprayed on Lin Fang's hair, blowing his hair, shaking slightly.

"Are your ex-girlfriends always harassing you, so you don’t have time to find me? I knew it! You are mine, I won’t let them get you! As long as you haven’t gotten married for a day, your real girlfriend It can only be me! Even if you get married, I will be your second married bride! Baby... I love you so much..."

Ye Hanxiao finally couldn't restrain the throbbing in his heart and kissed Lin Fang's lips forcefully.

In a daze, Lin Fang had a dream. He dreamed that he ordered a lot of duck tongues. The spicy and fragrant duck tongues were tender and smooth in the mouth, but they were both spicy and delicious. His saliva could not be stimulated. .

He only needs a light bite to suck the whole duck tongue into his mouth. The wonderful taste makes him want to stop, and he is deeply intoxicated.

I just don’t know what’s going on. Whenever Lin Fang wants to swallow the duck tongue, the duck tongue disappears out of thin air. He has no choice but to take another one and put it in his mouth, and then it’s spicy again. Repeat with the fragrant and tender taste.

It was wonderful until he wanted to swallow it, and once he tried to swallow the duck tongue into his stomach, the duck tongue would disappear again.

After several attempts, Lin Fang found that he couldn't swallow the duck tongue all the time. He was a little anxious. He couldn't help but put out both hands, trying to hold the duck tongue tightly to see where it was running.

The strange thing is that what Lin Fangming clearly held was the duck tongue, but the starting point was too soft, without the tenacity of the duck tongue root, and the hand felt very wrong. The root of the duck tongue was too big...

"Huh!"

Ye Hanxiao was moved by Lin Fang's kiss, and was about to ride on Lin Fang to move on her own, but unexpectedly, Lin Fang, who was in her dream, felt a serious sense of violation and woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that Ye Hanxiao, who was close to his face, had been riding on him, his clothes were disheveled, and he was trying to get rid of him.

Lin Fang pushed Ye Hanxiao away, seeing that he was still intact, and he was relieved to look at Ye Hanxiao... the scene was a bit too frivolous, he didn't dare to look again, trying to open the car door to no avail, so he simply climbed. In the back seat.

"I'd better rest in the back seat."

"Baby, I think..."

"No! You don't want to!"

Lin Fang resolutely refused: "If you want to do this again, I can get out of the car."

At this moment, Lin Fang had already realized that what he had dreamed of was not duck tongue at all.

He actually enjoyed it, and was quite satisfied with Ye Hanxiao's looks, figure, and personality.

It's a pity that Ye Hanxiao has a very difficult sister. Something is going to happen to the two of them tonight. Lin Fang is worried. Don't even want to take out the bank card in his pocket tomorrow.

Just for a night of greed, I spent a full five million, and the price was too expensive.

Lin Fang thought about the good thing of getting both human and financial resources, but just thinking about the difficulty, Lin Fang decisively gave up this unrealistic fantasy.

A thousand birds in the forest is worse than a bird in hand.

Isn't it fragrant that the five million in hand is heavy?

Compared with people and money, this real five million is much more practical.

"Lin Fang...you just don't want to get back together with others?"

Ye Hanxiao lowered her head to tidy up her clothes, feeling very depressed. Instead of calling Lin Fang "Baby", she called his name again.

It can be seen how serious she is on this issue.

"Honestly, I don't know."

Lin Fang thought about it seriously, and said, "Your sister has always disapproved of us being together. Originally, I thought, we passed by like this. I don't know what happened today. She asked me to go to the hot spring hotel. After a one-hundred-and-eighty degree change, I suddenly told me something to let me be with you, and that we should leave a son and a half for the Ye family..."

"You promised?"

Ye Hanxiao raised her head fiercely, looking at Lin Fang who was sitting in the back seat, with a look of expectation and a pair of eyes gleaming, showing how much she expected.

"No!"

Lin Fang said amusedly: "If I agree, how can I leave the hot spring hotel in a hurry?"

"You didn't agree..."

Ye Hanxiao's mood fell again. Suddenly she thought of something. She raised her head again and asked curiously: "By the way, what did you say with my sister? Why did you leave suddenly, still drunk, to It was not that I found you in time, I was worried that you would be drunk on the side of the road!"

"My sister and I..."

Lin Fang thought for a while, and there was nothing to say. He simply talked about the conversation between himself and Ye Haitang, and finally said: "I accidentally drank a bottle of cocktail. I knew something was wrong at the time. I was worried that I would fall into you The sister's room couldn't tell, so she hurriedly left."

"So it is!"

Ye Han smiled and said in a daze: "I said why my sister suddenly asked me to come to the hot spring hotel and told me that there was something good. When I found her, she was a little frustrated and didn't want to talk to me!"

"My sister is too cunning!"

Ye Hanxiao snorted and said, "She must have made the video. At least three pits have been buried for you to jump! The first pit is seduction. If you dare to think a little bit about my sister, then you are done. Not only can the two of us not be together, she can easily lose your job and finally send you to court!"

I'm gonna!

Is your sister so cruel?

Fortunately, I was not surprised when the sky fell, Yu Jie was clear, otherwise this pit would be really terrible!

Lin Fangxin was slightly startled, and then secretly rejoiced.

Ye Hanxiao went on to say: "The second pit is the bank card she threw to you! If you didn't talk to her in time to block her, it would not be a reward, but a breakup fee! My sister will definitely take this to me Talk about things in front of you, saying that you are coveting the wealth of our family, and then freeze your card so that you can't get a penny!"

Ah!

Sure enough!

Lin Fang nodded slightly. He had thought of this at the time, so he said it at that time.

Unexpectedly, there was a mistake, but it disrupted Ye Haitang's plan.

"What is the third pit?"

"The third? The third is what makes you stay with me, have... have children..."

Ye Hanxiao was a little shy, and lowered her head slightly and said, "My father and my mother prefer boys who work hard, and don't like those who are idle and lazy. If you agree, my sister only needs to put the video in front of my parents. , Even if the two of us can get back together, it will end up in her hands!"

"Your sister really deserves to be the boss of a distant hospital. In such a short period of time, you can come up with such a deceptive series!"

Thinking of all kinds of thrills, Lin Fang couldn't help but secretly startled.

The fault is that there is not enough preparation time. Ye Haitang is a little anxious in his mentality if he wants to finish his work. Maybe, I will plant it in her hands today...

wrong!

Lin Fang thought that he was drunk because of cocktails, so naturally he thought that what he gave Ye Haitang was also a cocktail, and finally Ye Haitang was thirsty and opened another bottle of cocktail himself.

Everyone has different physiques. Even if they are not allergic to alcohol like Lin Fang, they have different tolerance to cocktails. The reason why Ye Haitang became so eager and the plan was flawed, the two bottles of cocktails might have acted as catalysts. effect!!

After thinking about this, Lin Fang only felt that his whole body was at ease. The time, the people, and the people were all on his side. If he escaped this catastrophe, he would be lucky!

The most critical point is that these five million can be taken with peace of mind!

"Well, let's not talk about my sister!"

Ye Han smiled and pouted, and said a little discouraged: "With her, it's so hard for the two of us to want to be together! Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Huh? No...nothing!"

Ye Hanxiao glanced at Lin Fang in a flustered manner. He kept silent about the issue, and turned the subject away: "It's too early. I'll continue to drive. Let's go back to Jincheng first!"

Maybe he was concentrating on thinking about the solution and driving again. On the way, Ye Hanxiao was not harassing Lin Fang. He obediently sent Lin to the downstairs of Ding Taixing, and did not continue to pester him, saying good night. Leave by yourself.

Lin Fang drove home and found that the bag of spicy quail eggs was still in the car when he got off the car. He carried it upstairs.

Opening the door, it is rare to see Lin Xiaolei kneeling beside the TV with a basin of water on her pitiful head.

I don't know what she did that angered my mother. My mother sat on the sofa watching TV and eating sunflower seeds, turning a blind eye to Lin Xiaolei, who was kneeling beside her and begging for mercy.

On the side, my dad stood behind the sofa and pinched his shoulders to his mother. He couldn't help but persuade him: "My wife, it's almost enough. Look at how pitiful Leilei is. She has been kneeling for a long time. Her knees are almost swollen. You are in the third year of high school, and for the graduating class, will you bear it?

After being persuaded by my dad, my mother was obviously a little hesitant. She was hesitant to see, Lin Fang pushed the door in, and saw the scene in front of her, decisively adding fuel to the fire: "Mom, Lin Xiaolei has done something wrong. Is it kneeling and the top basin?"

"You ask her!"

My mother's anger that was about to calm down, she slapped again. She threw the seeds in her hand and stopped watching TV. She turned her face and asked Lin Xiaolei to confess.

"I didn't do anything..."

"You repeat what you didn't do!"

Lin Xiaolei's words stimulated her mother again, she stood up abruptly, took off her slippers and planned to walk over to give her a meal.

"Mom, the gentleman speaks but doesn't move! Can you stop hitting people? Even if I learn from Lin Daiyu and speak a little more tactfully, saying that your noodles are not delicious, we have to be reasonable, right? You made me kneel again, and Let me raise the basin, and I still want to hit me now, is it too much?"

Yo!

Yes!

How dare to dislike Queen Mother Lin's cooking skills?

Still learning from Lin's tone?Do you really think that if your surname is Lin, you can be Lin Dongdi?

Even when he died, he was still stiff!

That!

Lin Fang almost didn't smile and nodded seriously, "Mom, Xiaolei, she really shouldn't be. This is the spicy quail eggs I honor you. Whether it's served with noodles or with wine, it tastes excellent. !"

"My son knows that he loves me!"

When my mother saw the spicy quail eggs that Lin Fang handed over, she only smelled the fragrance of the opened pockets, she couldn't help her eyes light up, and told her father: "Old Lin, the quail eggs are really good. Go and get the wine, let's drink two cups."

"Hey!"

Dad also smelled the scent of spicy quail eggs. He only felt that his tongue was full of fluid, and he happily went over to get the wine.

Lin Xiaolei, who seemed to have been forgotten by the whole world, knelt there, angry and hated.

"Lin Fangwen, you are a scumbag! You were born from the same root, why is it too anxious?"

Lin Fang pretended not to hear Lin Xiaolei's roar, and said to his mother: "Mom, when I came back, I saw a branch of He Ji Yuxiang Noodles not far from the community. Would you like to ask for one for you and dad? bowl?"

"He Ji opened a branch?"

My mother's eyes lit up again. The fish-flavored noodles in this restaurant are superb, the bottom material, the noodles, the smoky fish...

Just thinking about it, my mother swallowed a little, but she was a little hesitant: "We have all eaten, and we eat noodles for dinner. Isn't it a bit bad to eat noodles for supper?"

"It's okay, He Ji's lamb skewers are also pretty good, just eat more meat!"

"Okay, then you can order."

Gu...

Just listening to the discussion between Lin Fang and his mother, Lin Xiaolei can think of how delicious Lin Fang's takeaway is.

Let’s compare it with the clear water noodles that my mother cooked. It’s a little salty and tasteless. You can eat a bite, it’s simply delicious on earth!

"Mom, I was wrong, I want to eat too!"

Lin Xiaolei's drool as she listened beside her decisively acknowledged.

(Free words: There will be an update on my birthday tomorrow. It is expected to be written after 12 o'clock in the evening.)