I'm really not a scumbag

After the drink, the salad was served, followed by chips and tuna bibimbap.

The main course of the set menu was fried chicken with snowflake cheese and fried chicken. A portable single-burner stove was placed on the table with a portable gas cylinder the size of 500ml ml mineral water.

The bottom layer is covered with cheese and onion rings, the middle layer is cooked rice cake, the top layer is fried chicken legs and fried chicken wings, and the top layer is covered with flake cheese.

Rice cakes, fried chicken legs, and fried chicken wings are all freshly made. The rice cakes and the crispy fragrance of fried chicken are mixed, which makes people unable to help their appetite.

The waiter came over to light the fire and heat the cheese. As the cheese at the bottom of the pot melted, the thick milky fragrance surrounded the tip of the nose. The two girls who didn't want to eat fried chicken at first couldn't help but start swallowing saliva.

Girls generally worry about getting fat and are more resistant to fried food.

The food that can be fried is particularly fragrant and very appetizing.

Especially when the fried chicken was mixed with cheese and rice cakes, it seemed as if a chemical reaction had taken place. At first, I was very disgusted with Lin Fang, so I only invited myself to eat fried chicken rice, and I was the first to do it.

She snatched the chicken drumstick that had just been covered with brushed cheese from the waiter and took a bite.

Click!

The teeth cut the brushed cheese. The milky flavour was just in the mouth, before it had time to melt, the crispy skin of the chicken legs was torn apart by the teeth. The soft and tender chicken underneath did not wait for the teeth to forcefully spread out, full of gravy The tender chicken is popped together, mixed with the crispy skin and cheese, forming an incomparable deliciousness.

Mi Lier's eyes lit up, chewing delicious, while shouting: "It's delicious! Suck..."

Because the cheese fried chicken tastes so good, the rice grains secreted a lot of saliva in her mouth. When she was distracted to talk, she almost couldn't hold her mouth, and the food almost leaked out. Fortunately, she reacted fast enough and sucked hard. All sucked back.

Goo!

Seeing that the rice grains were so sweet, Bai Zhi held a try, and took a bite with a chicken leg.

After taking a bite, Bai Zhi's satisfied eyes narrowed, she quickly finished chewing, swallowed the chicken in her mouth, and said: "Wow...it tastes really good, delicious!"

Lin Fang got the affirmation of the food from the two girls. There was a different kind of happiness for the successful feeding. He smiled and said, "Not bad? The main store of this store is near my high school. It has been open for many years. I think As it went from one store to more than a dozen branches, they only made ordinary fried chicken at the beginning, and gradually they made cheese fried chicken. The taste became better and better, and it became special..."

"Hmm..."

"Hmm..."

The two girls casually listened to Lin Fang's talk about ancient times, their mouths kept small, focusing on the fried chicken.

The six chicken legs were robbed by the two of them within a short time, and then they went to deal with the chicken wings.

As for the rice cakes on the plate, the fries on the side, and even the huge bowl of tuna bibimbap, neither of them came across.

It is conceivable that this plate of fried chicken with cheese is to their appetite.

After talking about the history of the fried chicken shop, Lin Fang recalled his high school life. When he stopped to explain, he found a large plate full of fried chicken and only a few rice cakes were left.

Isn't it?

When I proposed to eat fried chicken, didn’t you all reluctantly?

Lin Fang watched the two girls who were eating and leaning against the back of the chair, holding a drink, drinking without a sip, and looking satisfied, feeling speechless for a while.

It seems that every girl has the potential to be a foodie.

If they eat less, it's not that they have a small appetite, but something is wrong!

Lin Fang hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Would you like to eat it? I will order another fried chicken."

"No way, next time..."

"No, this fried chicken tastes really good. You will ask me to eat it next time."

Lin Fang: "..."

Pooh!

It’s cheaper for you to eat it once, but you are still thinking of me asking next time?

It's almost the same next time you invite me!

I'm Lin...I'm Lin Fang, but someone with ancestral training!

Even if the fried chicken is eaten up, the rest can’t be wasted. Lin Fang picked up the tuna bibimbap, put the cheese rice cakes and french fries into the bowl, added some salad and stirred them together, and ate it with big mouthfuls. stand up.

Lin Fang didn't spend much time before ending the battle.

If you don't eat meat, you always feel a little bit off.

It's just that the two girls have sat full and sat for a while, Lin Fang was too embarrassed to let the two of them look at their own food again, so he had to resist the desire to order more meat and asked the waiter to tidy up the table. It's refreshing.

After drinking and eating, the two girls glanced at each other, feeling that they could finally continue to press... to continue to communicate.

"Brother-in-law, who is this woman?"

"Lin Fang, what's the matter with this inexplicable woman?"

Lin Fang: "emmmm......"

The drink was left for a long time, and Lin Fang ordered another ice separately and added it to the lemon seven.

He took a strong sip, and the iced Ning Qi was on his head, and the ice rushed straight into his forehead, which immediately made people awake.

Lin Fang glanced at Bai Zhi and Mi Lier, and said, "You finally remembered to ask?"

"Uh……"

"Emmmm..."

Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er looked at each other, both a little embarrassed.

When I was in the cinema, there were not many people with black lights, and there were not many audiences. They were quarreling rather than quarreling. Every word of you and me felt that you did not perform well. Why did you think so much?

Now that I was full and drank iced drinks, IQ was back online, and I realized that I still don't know who the woman opposite is.

Thinking about it carefully, this thing is really embarrassing...

Lin Fang took another sip of Lemon Seven and swallowed Bing Shuang and bubbles into his stomach. The whole person felt very comfortable, and then he said again: "This one on the left is a rice grain, a rice grain of rice, one of me The twin sister of the ex-girlfriend. The one on the right is Angelica dahurica, a kind of vanilla, that is also a traditional Chinese medicine. My...an ex-girlfriend."

Bai Zhi: "..."

Rice grain: "..."

I don't know why, they heard Lin Fang's introduction to each other, and their hearts were inexplicably irritable, and they wanted to beat Lin Fang.

Even if he had just been fed, he was still in the process of liking Lin Fang +++, and he couldn't help but want to hit someone.

If it had just crossed the world line, Lin Fang would definitely not see the strange expressions of the two girls.

Lin Fang at this moment can be regarded as a man with a story who has been trained by various goddesses.

Although not as good as the various authentic Sea Kings in the wingman group, he has learned so many hands anyway.

The scumbag... this is a necessary skill for a good man, he has learned very well.

Lin Fang saw that the expressions of the two girls were wrong. He knew that there was a problem with his introduction, but he didn't dare to remedy it. At this time, he would look for supplements, but the description would get darker, and the more leaks would be. That remark just now.

"Then what... Milier, it's late, shouldn't you go home?"

Mi Lier: "!!!"

Drive me away at this time, so that you and your ex-girlfriend can relive your old dreams and go to the hotel to play a friendly game of reviewing the past and learning the new?

Ah……

You are dreaming!

Lin Fangwen, is it okay for you to tease me?Must tease ex-girlfriend?

Is my pectoral muscles not as big as hers, or is my ass not as big as hers?

You scumbag, huh...With me, I advise you to die as soon as possible!

Mi Lier's eyes grumbled, leaning towards Lin Fang, and said softly: "Oh! Brother-in-law, it's still early now. I can't sleep when I go back alone, otherwise...you go back with others and coax them How about sleeping?"

Humph, I want you to go to the hotel to play a friendly game, play a chicken...

Pooh!I'm a lady, I can't speak dirty words!You play a hammer, you play!

Bai Zhi smiled and watched the rice grains performing the tea art performance. Although his heart was already magnificent, he still stabilized his expression and kept the surface calm.

Goo!

Lin Fang looked at the rice grains, and felt a little movement.

When the two girls were quarreling in the cinema, Lin Fang had no chance to intervene, so he could only sit on a chair, tighten his toes, and act as a human cushion of rice grains. He gritted his teeth and felt the thrill of the horror film.

But in the end, the itching of the boots is just to quench thirst by Wangmei, and it can't reach the lungs.

If there is a chance to go to Mi Lier's house and sleep with her...to coax her to sleep, Lin Fang is still very willing.

Snapped!

Bai Zhi took out a bottle of sleeping pills from her bag, patted a bottle of essential oil on the table, smiled at the rice grains, and said: "When I am alone, I often sleep poorly. The doctor advised me to either do a foot massage. , Or take half a sleeping pill, it is easy to fall asleep.

I have tried, and both methods work well.Now, I'll give it to you, I think it will work well for you.Lin Fang, our house, won't go to your house.After all, loneliness is prone to accidents."

Mi Lier glanced at the sleeping pills and essential oils on the table, pushed back, and said, "Oh, I'm not used to using these things. I'm still used to someone coaxing me to sleep. I believe my brother-in-law is not that kind of person. He will not trick me. of."

Bai Zhi narrowed his eyes and nodded with a smile: "I also believe that Lin Fang is not that kind of person, but I don't believe you. I am worried that you will plot against Lin Fang!"

"What are you talking about? I'm not the kind of person you are talking about!"

Mi Lier pouted, hugged Lin Fang's arms tightly, shook it a few times, and said coquettishly, "Brother-in-law, look, look, this woman has wronged me!"

Look, this bowl is big and soft...

Not!

I do not watch!

Lin Fang forced his attention away from Mi Lier's pectoral muscles, and glanced at Bai Zhi, whose expression changed from unhappy to barely smiling, with a little nervousness inside.

There is no doubt that Bai Zhi is doing facial expression management, suppressing his nature, and pretending to be obedient.

Human nature is like a spring. Temporary suppression and control are possible, but it needs to be released after all.

The harder the pressure, the more control, once released, the more terrifying the consequences.

Lin Fang enjoyed being with the gentle and sensible Bai Zhi, but she came from a police academy, her father was a policeman, and her grandfather was a soldier. Iron and blood have long been melted into her bones.

Once the essence of Angelica dahurica erupts...

Lin Fang couldn't help shivering when he thought of that scene.

How about... let them fight again?

Anyway, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow, although my sister-in-law is good, my own life is more important!

Lin Fang looked at Mi Lier, then at Bai Zhi, and said decisively: "Bai Zhi is right. You loosened and hugged me, so what kind of decent is you? I think you are greedy for my body!"

Trying to restrain his regrets, Lin Fang pulled his arm out of Mi Li'er's arms with difficulty, and said to Bai Zhi: "But Bai Zhi, you may have a bit of a misunderstanding about Mi Li'er. She has a very strong mouth, and it's all on the mouth. Let’s talk, the mouth is top-notch, the kind that you really do, don’t worry, she dare not do anything to me."

Mi Lier: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a?"

I?I will pester your body?

Are you funny...

and many more!

Who said that I just talked, not dare to do anything to you?

There is a kind of you go home with me to try and see if I don't squeeze you dry!

Bai Zhi: "(_), oh..."

Do you think I believe she dare?

A woman can tell at a glance who is the most bitchy, she has a strong mouth?Heh...I don't know what kind of power it is!

Lin Fang looked at Mi Li'er and Bai Zhi's expressions, and he secretly complimented himself.

NICE!

Arch fire skill +1!

You two don't worry about arguing boldly, Kang busy Beibi!

Sister-in-law, don't blame your brother-in-law for being cruel. You should help your brother-in-law resist a wave of output first. After Bai Zhi's temper comes out, I will definitely compensate you!Suck...

Gurgle!Gurgle!

After a while, Mi Li'er and Bai Zhi drank cola and the other juice. They were all the same. They didn't do anything, nor quarrel.

Lin Fang touched his nose and felt something was wrong. He deliberately added a fire, and worried that he would be too late to be too late. The two girls saw his intentions.

Is it possible that because I am here, it will affect the two of them in the battle, so they will not move?

After thinking about it in secret, Lin Fang just got up and said: "I'll go to the bathroom, you two will talk first, have a good chat, don't quarrel! I'll be back in a while!"

You two are arguing hard, hard, don't give me face!

When the two of you are about to vent their emotions, I will appear again so that I can save my life!

Lin Fang wanted to go to the toilet on vacation, first went to buy the order, and after looking back for a while, he found that Bai Zhi and Mi Lier were still sitting still and there was no sign of quarreling.

He couldn't figure out what was going on, so he went to the bathroom seriously.

After entering the toilet, Lin Fang found a partition with a sitting toilet, sat on it, turned on the phone Q, and found out the wingman group, first glanced at the group files to see if there were any new classic cases, and found no new ones. Content, I opened the Sea King Collection and searched for it.

Originally it was just a waste of time. Lin Fang didn't think that he could really find a solution. What he didn't expect was that after searching, there was actually a corresponding statement in the book.

Not only that, Baodian also provides a related case, which only briefly mentions the process. Fortunately, the specific case lies in the group file and needs to be downloaded separately.

Lin Fang resolutely followed the same gourd and downloaded the case file first.