I'm really not a scumbag

Oh... can you instigate this?

Whoa... can you still instigate like this?

Nima, is this okay?

After reading the case, Lin Fang was shocked.

There is nothing to say about the case, it is a very simple dog-blood drama in which a real girlfriend steals a bag while carrying a real girlfriend.

The classic thing is that the writer of the case is very good in writing, and the core principles are integrated into the case without any trace, and the brainwashing work can be easily completed. In the end, the reversal is successfully completed, and the family of three has been happy since then. Happy life.

Lin Fang searched the Q group against the uploader ID of the case, Gu Yuehan, and found that this awesome group friend actually retired, and did not know when he left the group, hiding his merit and fame.

He originally wanted to ask a few words in the group, but felt that it did not fit his "King" personality, so he searched the chat history, but he did not expect to find out the reason why the group friend left the group.

It turned out that the two "family members" of this group friend were too enthusiastic, and they liked firing cannons to celebrate big and small things.

For thirty days a month, the sound of artillery in his home continued, and it was a shame that the two of them had to DBUFF every month because of blood loss, and rest for a week, otherwise, this group of friends might be the first fallen sea king in the wingman group.

Lin Fang added Gu Yuehan for a while. The other party didn't pass, and he didn't care, so he put the matter behind and went through the whole case carefully.

The principles mentioned in the case are not complicated, and the core is still the three nos: no initiative, no rejection, and no responsibility.

The strength of Gu Yuehan's case lies in his understanding and practice of "not taking the initiative", which gives Lin Fang a feeling of enlightenment.

He believes that men's "non-active" is not "inaction" in behavior, but "non-utilitarian" in subjective consciousness.

Many boys can’t catch up with girls. It may have something to do with being handsome, short, having no money, stupid mouth, and thin-skinned, but it has nothing to do with them.

The really fatal problem is the subjective "utilitarianism". I have just met a girl and haven’t seen each other three times. I don’t have a door on my lips, saying that I want to chase someone, and I want to comment with others unscrupulously. The figure and looks of the girl.

Because of subjective utilitarianism, there is even lack of respect for the chosen goal.

And the purpose of chasing this girl is simply because this girl is good-looking and can show off after chasing her hands, without thinking about the future at all.

Lin Fang blushed unconsciously when he saw this.

Before the world line crossed, he also had this problem.

Feeling a little pain in his face, Lin Fang decisively skipped the relevant content in the case and jumped directly to how to deal with two girls who look down on each other at the same time.

Feeling certain in his heart, Lin Fang put away the phone, got out of the partition, washed his hands, and returned to the dining table.

In less than 20 minutes when Lin Fang squatted in the toilet, because without Lin Fang, Bai Zhi and Mi Lier had already been fighting for 300 rounds.

Women always pretend to be habitually in front of men, even if they are married and live with their husbands for a lifetime, they will not reveal their deepest secrets until the moment of breathlessness.

They will only remove all disguise in front of women whom they regard as rivals, with full firepower, and reveal their most violent side.

When Lin Fang came back, he only saw Bai Zhi and Mi Li'er with light smiles on their faces, sipping their drinks, without knowing how much they vomited in less than twenty minutes. An insulting sentence that needs to be silenced.

"Let's go."

Lin Fangtong made up his mind and decided to bleed once. He greeted Bai Zhi and said, "In order to thank you for shopping with me, and also bought this comfortable clothes for me, I intend to give you a small gift."

Mi Lier didn't wait for Bai Zhi to agree, she leaned over, looking expectantly: "Brother-in-law! Where is mine? Where is mine? What little gift are you going to give me?"

Lin Fang glanced at the rice grains in surprise, and said: "I said it was a thank-you gift. I was very satisfied with the clothes that Bai Zhi helped me choose. I was tired of shopping with me for a long time. I should give her a gift. What's the matter with you inside?"

Bai Zhi had originally intended to refuse. In her opinion, Lin Fang had already thanked herself for inviting her to watch a movie. Besides, when Lin Fang wanted to buy her a gift, she had already chosen to refuse. At this moment, it is reasonable to say that she should not accept.

However, because of the existence of the rice grains, and even more because of Lin Fang’s phrase "what's the matter with you", which directed against the rice grains, Bai Zhi's heart was relieved for a while, compared with the quarrel and quarrel, he smoked an ice cube directly. It feels refreshing.

Bai Zhi stood up decisively, smiled and nodded: "Okay, as long as you give it to me, I like everything."

Give you a shit, do you like it too?

Miss, is your tea art performance too much?

Mi Lier gave Bai Zhi a fiercely white look, then stood up, next to Lin Fang, and said, "Brother-in-law! I don't care! I don't care! I want a gift too. You can't be so partial to an outsider, I'm your housemate!"

Oh, bah!

Do you want a face?

The sister of your ex-girlfriend, it's fine to act like a baby at my ex-boyfriend, but what do you mean?

What's wrong, when my ex-boyfriend and your sister used it, you didn't use it. Your sister shared it with him. You want to use it too?

Are you ashamed to return the person in your house?

tui!

Bai Zhi moved his hands and feet for a while, sighed, and said, "Since I didn't work as a criminal policeman, the skills of controlling the enemy and capturing the enemy have been unfamiliar. I have to find opportunities to practice."

The gentleman... the lady did not stand under the dangerous wall, Mi Lier resolutely shrank behind Lin, vowing to make tea... vowing to carry out the act of acting like a baby, she said softly, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, look, look, This woman wants to hit me, you can't leave it alone!"

Ouch...

Lin Fang was a little flustered by the rice grains, and his will was a little shaken unconsciously.

Stop it, you!

Just talk well, don't hit people with the ball!

Lin Fang took a deep breath, restrained the throbbing in his heart, took a step forward, pulled the distance from Mi Lier, smiled and continued to say to Bai Zhi: "Don't pay attention to her, like a child, let's buy gifts first. ."

what?

ignore me?

Mi Lier opened her mouth slightly, watching Lin Fang drag Bai Zhi to walk past her, her heart was full of discomfort.

What made her feel even more upset was that when Bai Zhi passed by herself, she actually gave herself a smile.

In that instant, Mi Lier brain filled countless contents.

She felt deeply: She was offended, she was trembling and cold!

I'm so mad, my old lady is going to be serious!

It was at this moment that Mi Lier really planned to snatch Lin Fang into his hands.

As for whether to use it or lose it after grabbing it, let's talk about it.

Don't look at the previous few times when I met Lin Fang, Mi Lier molested Lin Fang in various ways, and his words revealed a somewhat ambiguous taste.

But in fact, she really didn't plan to do anything with Lin Fang.

Mi Suier could see this very clearly.

But at this moment, Mi Lier was irritated by the double ignorance of Lin Fang and Bai Zhi.

Mi Lier followed Lin Fang without a word. She wanted to see what tricks Lin Fang would play next.

Regardless of what Lin Fang said to send Mi Lier back, Mi Lier said that one person can't sleep alone. In fact, it is less than nine o'clock and the shopping mall has not yet closed.

Lin Fang wanted to choose a gift for Bai Zhi, he had a lot of room to manipulate.

As mentioned in the Haiwang Baodian, giving a gift to a girl is a college question. If it is right, it can increase the relationship. If it is wrong, wait for it to be complained in the circle of friends and be included in the blacklist for breaking up.

There are two kinds of gifts, not to mention that they are universally correct, at least they are guaranteed not to be wrong, that is: cosmetics and flowers.

It's just that there are too many types of cosmetics, let alone straight men, even scumbags can't be omniscient.

At this time, the least error-prone way is to find a big-name counter and ask the sales lady which lipstick is the most popular and most likely to be out of stock. Just buy it.

no stock?If it is out of stock, buy it!Buy it for pre-orders!

The lipstick number that is out of stock at the counters is definitely not available for online shopping.

Lin Fang upholds this guiding ideology and directly took Bai Zhi to a very popular lipstick counter, and said, "Miss, please help me get a lipstick. The best sales in your counter, the easiest to break. The one that is available."

The lady at the counter glanced at Lin Fang, her eyes shining.

This man is so handsome in formal clothes!

She directly took out a lipstick from the counter and handed it to Lin Fang, saying, "Sir, this is the best sold at our counter and the one that is most likely to be out of stock. This is the last one!"

Another lady at the counter looked at her colleague angrily, and her teeth were almost broken.

That lipstick was the last one, but she had already mentioned it and told her colleagues to reserve it, and she had promised her best friend to keep it for her.

But the colleague took it out, and it was impossible to hide it back. She could only cover her face and wondered how to explain to her girlfriend after get off work.

I can't say...it's only bleeding!

Lin Fang didn't pay attention to these details. If he did, it would only increase his determination to buy. He smiled and nodded and said, "Okay, wrap it up for me, can I pay by WeChat?"

"Yes, sir!"

After Lin Fang paid the bill, he put the lipstick directly into Bai Zhi's arms and said, "I don't understand the little gift for you. Just buy it. Don't dislike it."

"how come?"

Bai Zhi hugged the small handbag with lipstick tightly, and said with a satisfied expression: "As long as you give it, I like it!"

The rice grains that followed, saw this result, and her teeth were almost broken. She had just visited this counter in the afternoon. This lipstick number was difficult to buy. She came several times and was out of stock every time.

Even when she came in the afternoon, this color number was out of stock, why is it in stock now?

Mi Lier didn’t want to look at Bai Zhi’s nasty face, but she was really angry. She couldn’t help standing in front of the counter and questioning the counter lady: “Waitress, this lipstick, just the color number he bought, give me Come one!"

The lady at the counter kept a professional smile and apologized: "I'm sorry, miss, first I am sorry to inform you that the lipstick that the gentleman bought just now is the last one of our color number. Our other color numbers are also beautiful Yes, you can choose as much as you like. In addition, our official name is "salesman", not waiter!"

The last one?

Your last sister!

Mi Lier felt that her lungs were about to explode. She was not a good-tempered girl. It was one thing to pretend to be good in front of Lin Fang. She didn't feel that she had a reason to be good in front of others.

"I'll say it again, I want this color lipstick!"

"Otherwise, let me give you this lipstick. I don't usually wear lipstick very much anyway. Lin Fang...I will forward the gift you gave me to Mi Lier, you...you won't blame me? "

Ouch, shit!

I really need you to send...

However, this slogan number is really hard to buy!

Otherwise, just push the boat along the water and accept it?

No way!Can't accept it!

Wouldn't I lose if I received it, losing to this woman's tea art?

Isn’t it tea art?It's like someone who can't

Mi Lier's eyes stared at the paper bag that Bai Zhi handed over, very tangled.

This lipstick is very good, especially this color number, the effect of applying it is almost bursting.

Because the effect is so good, it is almost normal for domestic counters to be out of stock. The e-commerce purchasing page often shows that the stock is out of stock. Even if you want to buy at a higher price, it is difficult to buy.

If you are really willing to increase the price, it is not impossible to buy it, but you can spend too much money to buy a lipstick from the purchasing agent. I don’t know if it is a genuine lipstick. Rice grains are still unwilling. Her monthly salary is only that little, basically It was all spent by her buying cosmetics.

If she hadn't danced part-time, she wouldn't have the money to buy clothes, so she would rather wait than add money to buy lipstick.

But now, you can get a pleasant lipstick without spending money. Isn't it fragrant?

Mi Lier gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, stretched her hands forward, hugged Lin Fang's arm, and increased her coquettish force: "Brother-in-law! Look at her, she is bullying me!"

Don't shake it!Don't shake it!I faint...

No, I'm dizzy!

You hug and hug, what do you shake?

The gift someone just received hasn't been covered with heat, and will be given to you after changing hands. Why are you bullying you? Are you okay?

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Lier and felt that there was a problem with her logic.

The rice grain looked at Lin Fang, and Lin Fang also looked at the rice grain.

Brother-in-law, I'm all here, but if you have a conscience, you should understand me too!

This woman gave me the gift you gave her. If I accept it, won’t I be compared by her?Isn't it clear that she is more important in your heart than me?

The game can be lost, Luban must die...

When the two people looked at each other, Lin Fang obviously failed to receive the message conveyed by Mi Lier accurately, he just felt a little baffling.

Bai Zhi, a violent policewoman, has been provoked by you several times. It is really polite not to do anything.

Now because you like it, people take the initiative to forward the gift they receive to you, and take the initiative to reconcile, you actually don’t appreciate it...

The moment this thought appeared in Lin Fang's mind, he suddenly woke up: No, I didn't make the scene right now?Mi Lier's reaction was completely normal, and it was clearly a classic reappearance of that case, but it was Baizhi...