I'm really not a scumbag

Hu Qingchan's self-control ability is very good, in other words, she is easier to enter the state of concentration.

That is to say, Lin Fang just took her into her arms, because Yan Bingyue was next to her, and because of other relationships, she blushed a little shyly.

But soon, she devoted herself to the plot of the old movie, and was moved by the emotions of the characters in the play.

It doesn't matter what the director wants to express, what matters is what he can gain from it.

Hu Qingchan calmed down, but Lin Fang couldn't calm down.

He originally wanted to use the softness of Hu Qingchan's genuine girlfriend to suppress his evil thoughts aroused by Yan Bingyue.

But when he really did this, Lin Fang realized that he had forgotten one thing.

He is no longer an inhumane baby. After knowing the human affairs, the happiness of an adult is at the moment when the soul is blooming.

This level of physical contact can make Lin Fang talk about it for a long time without personnel.

But now, Lin Fang only wants more.

"Little Chan..."

Lin Fang couldn't even care that Yan Bingyue was still next to him, so he couldn't help but put his arms around Hu Qingchan's slender waist, and exerted force back to make her body closer to him.

He reached Hu Qingchan's ear and made an excessive request in a low voice: "Or let's stop watching the movie. Let's go to the bedroom and play happily for a while?"

Hu Qingchan: "..."

Play with your sister!

Are you sure it's a while, not an hour, two hours, three hours?

Hu Qingchan tried his best to control his emotions, pretending that he heard nothing, and continued to watch the movie intently.

It's just that her slightly red ears betrayed her inadvertently.

Lin Fang didn't wait until Hu Qingchan's reply thought she disagreed, and felt a little depressed, but after thinking about it, he felt unwilling. He simply stretched out two demon claws, grabbed his lover's shaved shoulders, and flicked on it regularly.

Immediately, before he could be more excessive, Hu Qingchan grabbed Lin Fang's hands hard and whispered a warning: "Baby, don't make trouble, there are guests!"

Yan Bingyue: "..."

.(*︶).

I have a sentence of MMP, I don’t know when to say it inappropriate?

Do you know there are guests?

I beg you, can you be an individual?

If I'm not here, will you just do it?

FXXK!

Yan Bingyue was extremely indignant and extremely unhappy. She felt that she had to do something.

The embarrassment alone is not as good as the embarrassment of the others. Everyone is embarrassed, so my embarrassment is nothing!

Yan Bingyue decisively moved closer to Lin Fang, put a hand on his shoulder, and said in a soft voice, "Brother Lin Fang, what are you going to play with? If Sister Hu is not free," , I can accompany you!"

Hu Qingchan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Lin Fang: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Are you guys so awesome?

Hu Qingchan: As a post-95, I feel a lot of pressure...

Lin Fang: As a post-85, I feel...Bah!I am also born after 95!I am also under great pressure!

Hu Qingchan couldn't pretend that he didn't hear anything anymore, and continued to watch the movie with peace of mind.

If you look at it this way, it's all about a fire in the backyard. Before you know it, your head will be green and you will lose a lot!

"cough……"

Hu Qingchan coughed lightly, turned to look at Yan Bingyue and said, "Sister Xiaoyan, what your Brother Lin wants to play is a game that only me and him can play. Children's family can't play casually, they will get pregnant! "

laugh!You are the kid!

Your whole family are children!

Let me tell you, I'm a hacker, I have a VPN, I know a lot of license plates, and I know many teachers, don't think I have done it before, I am rich in theoretical knowledge!

Who do you look down on?

Yan Bingyue frantically complained in her heart, but with a charming smile on her mouth, she said, "Sister Hu, are you going to kiss Lin Fang? I heard my mother say that you will get pregnant!"

Hu Qingchan: "..."

Lin Fang: "..."

As a human being, Lin Fang had long forgotten when he learned about physiology and hygiene at school. He didn't even remember whether the teacher had specifically talked about how to get pregnant.

But even if his memory is vague, he can't believe Yan Bingyue's lie.

In other words, Yan Bingyue is playing tricks again!

Lin Fang couldn't help but rubbed his eyebrows. He had known that Yan Bingyue was a trouble, and he shouldn't have brought this petty bug to make trouble with his family.

If there was no such little thing, he and Hu Qingchan would have been in love with Hu Qingchan, and Hu Tianhu had omitted 10,000 words.

Where do I need to be like this, I can't reach my throat and my lungs, scratching my boots!

Hu Qingchan's mind was only confused for a moment, and she soon realized that Yan Bingyue couldn't understand the affection of the two of them and deliberately made trouble. She couldn't help but laughed, and deliberately agreed: "Yes. Kissing will get pregnant, so you Protective measures must be taken. Otherwise, the aunt may have to consider holding a grandson!"

Originally, Hu Qingchan thought that Yan Bingyue would be more acquainted with such a counterattack.

Where did she know, she still underestimated the show operation after Dandan.

"what……"

Yan Bingyue exclaimed, half covering her mouth, looking at Lin Fang in surprise and joy, and screamed, "Brother Lin Fang, it turns out that I am pregnant with your child! What can I do? In the hospital At that time, why didn't you tell me? Huh... But you have Sister Hu again, I don't want to be a third party, what should I do... Huh..."

I beat you to death!

Lin Fang didn't expect that Yan Bingyue would have such a show operation, he was dazed.

But soon, Lin Fang realized that he had to explain... No, explanation is concealment, and concealment is true.

I can't explain!

The habitual thinking of the former otaku almost drove Lin Fang to make the wrong response. He quickly sorted it out in his mind and decided to try the wingman group's sea king method.

Lin Fang looked at Yan Bingyue calmly, and said, "Unexpected saliva contact, without emotional factors to catalyze it, will not lead to pregnancy. Don't worry."

Yan Bingyue: "???"

Hu Qingchan: "!!!"

Okay, Lin Fang, you really are a scumbag. You can think of such an excuse?

Worthy of being my man, this explanation that goes smoothly, really caught my heart!

Hu Qingchan felt that Lin Fang under her body had recovered her physical peace due to mental tension. She looked back at Lin Fang, gave him a meaningful look of encouragement, and sat down next to him, giving him a chance to play. .

"Baby, go on, I will watch the movie first."

Uh……

Lin Fang knew from Hu Qingchan's eyes that Hu Qingchan had guessed what was between him and Yan Bingyue.

However, she didn't care.

Could it be said that this is the unique exemption expertise of scumbags?

Scumbag Specialty Exemption Specialty——As long as you are by my side, you are still my boyfriend. I don’t care how many women are outside of you. I don’t care what happened to you and other women?I only have one request, don't bring money out, don't come back with illness?

My girlfriend can't be so sensible!

The girlfriend of the scumbag is fine!

If it were left in the previous life, Lin Fang would definitely think that Hu Qingchan was trying to catch him, and there were other detrimental tricks waiting for him.

However, in this life, Lin Fang felt that Hu Qingchan really didn't care.

It seems that being a scumbag is also good...

Brother Cheng warned!

Medical professional sisters are warned about thirty-seven dollars!

It's good to be a scumbag, but if you don't balance the Shura market, it's better to have only one girlfriend at a time, mainly for safety!

Lin Fang took a breath, first glanced at Hu Qingchan, and saw that she continued to watch the movie really attentively. The rattan pepper duck paw in her hand only gnawed halfway for a long time. Obviously she was really watching the movie.

Turning his thoughts, Lin Fang turned his head and looked at Yan Bingyue again. This stranger actually put away the pretentious innocence just now, and happily ate the nuts as if nothing happened.

Yan Bingyue is really happy.

Although she couldn't push the boat along the river, she really ran to the bedroom with Lin Fang to play some two-player game, but somehow she separated the overlapping sitting postures of Lin Fang and Hu Qingchan with a show operation.

If the two of them continue to show up like this, Yan Bingyue feels that she will really get angry.

I have just been discharged from the hospital, so it stimulates my heart, which is very bad for my body.

Seeing Yan Bingyue eating nuts intently and not looking at him, Lin Fang couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "Xiaoyan, I will be back to Jincheng tomorrow. I have something to discuss with your sister Hu later. If there is nothing wrong, I will send you back."

"No need."

Yan Bingyue replied to Lin Fang casually, with a naive expression on her face, ran to Hu Qingchan's side, and asked with a smile: "Sister Hu, I think your house is pretty good. Has the other one been rented out?"

Hu Qingchan retracted his gaze and glanced at Yan Bingyue. After hesitating, she decided to tell the truth. She shook her head and said, "Not yet. Not long after I came to Beijing, all my energy was devoted to studies and work. Chores in life.

I'm not afraid of your jokes. I originally planned to cook by myself, but I bought a lot of ingredients and left them out and didn't move much. Basically, I was eating takeaways. There was so much to learn and I didn't have time to take care of them."

"bingo!"

Yan Bingyue snapped his fingers, and said happily, "That's great! Sister Hu, would you rent me another room? It doesn't matter if I pay more for the rent, I have money!"

Hu Qingchan: "..."

Hearing these words, Hu Qingchan suddenly felt a little stuffy in his chest, which was a bit uncomfortable.

Of course she knew that Yan Bingyue had money, and she indirectly sent this money to Yan Bingyue!

Hu Qingchan said faintly: "That's not necessary, if you really want to rent, half of the person will do."

Lin put aside madly winking at Hu Qingchan, telling her not to agree, but he didn't expect that Hu Qingchan agreed!I really don't know what to think!

Of course Hu Qingchan saw Lin Fang's small movements, but deliberately pretended not to see them.

The enemy of love is of course the safest to put under your own eyelids. If you put it outside as a demon, the top of your head will turn green at any time.

Hu Qingchan can compromise with Fu Hao, but she never thought of compromise with more women.

If you want to join in, you can show your ability to prove it!

"Then one and half!"

Yan Bingyue readily agreed: "Sister Hu, how to pay the rent and how much I will transfer to you immediately!"

Seeing that the two women quickly reached an agreement on a joint lease, Lin Fang felt very depressed.

He felt that he shouldn't send Yan Bingyue to the hospital. Wouldn't this become Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, the farmer and the snake?

I take good care of you, but you greedy my body.

If I don't give it to you, you will dominate my girlfriend to make her use it?

What a shame about your post-dant operation!

Lin Fang got more and more angry, staring at Yan Bingyue bitterly, wishing to eat her.

Yan Bingyue and Hu Qingchan reached an agreement and paid the rent immediately. She was quite proud of getting the right to live in this house, but when she saw Lin Fang’s unkind eyes, her scalp was numb and she felt a little guilty. .

But after thinking about it, Yan Bingyue stiffened again.

Lin Fang will return to Jincheng tomorrow. Whether he can meet again at that time, Lin Fang has the initiative.

According to Yan Bingyue's understanding of Lin Fang, if she wants to see him again, she can only rely on her hacker team to create chance encounters artificially.

But if you do that, how can it be convenient now?

You can hide from me, can you hide from your girlfriend?

Anyway, I have already made plans to be a little wife. I can’t coax you well, and I can’t coax your girlfriend?

If I can't beat her, I will join her!

As long as your girlfriend accepts me, sooner or later will you not be my person?

hiahiahiahiahia...

Xiao Jingxu, who was stared at by Lin Fang, was quickly left behind. The more she thought about it, the more she thought about it, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that her operation was like a flying fairy from the sky, a magical touch.

Therefore, Yan Bingyue decisively ignored Lin Fang, and simply sat tightly with Hu Qingchan, serving tea and water, and feeding them all kinds of food, without considering herself as a patient who had just been discharged from the hospital.

Lin Fang only watched for a while before he fell into a daze again.

He really didn't understand Yan Bingyue, and didn't know what she wanted to do.

Fortunately, the lunch delivery delivered in time allowed Lin Fang to get rid of this embarrassing state of confusion.

Lin Fang took the Northeastern dishes delivered by the takeaway brother and put them on the table one by one.

The staple food is dumplings, leeks, sauerkraut, and mustard greens with three kinds of minced meat, one of which requires ten.

The characteristic of Northeastern cuisine is its large portion. Don't look at it, I only ordered 30 dumplings in total. This solid is six taels, net weight!

Even if you don’t eat vegetables and just eat dumplings, these 30 dumplings can satisfy three ordinary people.

What's more, there are four other dishes on the table: sauce skeleton, ground three fresh dishes, pot-bun pork, sauced pig trotters, three meats and one vegetarian.

Both the sauce skeleton and the sauce trotters are good dishes to accompany wine, and they are also good for serving meals without drinking.

Baobao meat is to Northeastern cuisine, which is roughly equivalent to fish-flavored pork shreds to Sichuan cuisine, and sour pork to Cantonese cuisine. After all, this kind of sweet and sour meat dish looks like a savoury dish like a rough man. She is a shy and lovely lady.

Even Lin Fang, a diehard salty party who doesn't like sweets, feels that the steamed pork in this restaurant is very delicious. It deserves to be a Northeast restaurant with a score close to full marks.

The food is delicious, so Lin Fang should be very happy.

But when he saw Yan Bingyuegan next to Hu Qingchan and grabbed his place directly, he suddenly felt less happy.

"Sister Hu, everyone is so happy to talk, and the food is ready again. Let's drink two glasses to celebrate our sisters' staying together. From now on, we will be a family! The liquor is too spicy, can we drink beer?"

The family is a ghost!

This Nizi actually teased Hu Qingchan to drink, and even specified that he wanted to drink beer!

Hearing the keyword "beer", Lin Fang's ears pricked, and the whole person became vigilant.

Lin Fang knew that Hu Qingchan must know that he was alcohol...no, he was allergic to beer.

Does Yan Bingyue know if she is still talking about it, it depends on what she intends to do after she gets drunk...

and many more!

What am i thinking?

Am I not sacrificing myself to feed a tiger?People are greedying my body!

Lin Fang wondered whether he should follow the boat and pretend that he didn’t know anything... he suddenly met Hu Qingchan’s smiling pretty face, he cleared his mind, and decisively refused: "No, I’m allergic to alcohol! You just got out of the hospital, Xiaochan paid To go to work, none of us can drink!"

Yan Bingyue squashed her mouth, glanced sideways at Lin, but did not insist, but said to Hu Qingchan with regret: "Brother Lin Fang disagrees, Sister Hu, it seems that we can't drink this wine. ..."

"Why can't I drink it?"

Hu Qingchan smiled and shook his head and said, "He is allergic to alcohol. He doesn't drink it. We drink it. My case has been completed and I can take two days off. Today counts one day, and tomorrow counts one day. But you, just discharged from the hospital, can you drink?"

"Of course I can!"

Yan Bingyue smiled and patted her chest without hesitation and said, "Sister Hu, you don't know, I'm recovering well! If it weren't for worrying about being discharged from the hospital, I can only go back to school. I was discharged!"

"Oh?"

When Hu Qingchan heard a certain keyword, his brows twitched, but he turned his head and glanced at Lin Fang, then smiled calmly and said to Yan Bingyue: "In this case, then you go get the bar, which is in the refrigerator. You decide how much you want to drink and I will accompany you."

"Sister Hu is proud!"

Yan Bingyue stood up happily, and went to the kitchen to get beer.

are you a pig?

Lin Fang secretly scolded Yan Bingyue who ran away, and explained to Hu Qingchan with a dry smile: "Xiaochan, I really don't know that Xiaoyan is recovering very well, she can be discharged two days earlier. I always thought, She can only be discharged from the hospital today..."

"No need to explain. Look at you, why are you so nervous?"

Hu Qingchan grabbed Lin Fang's hand with a smile, and said softly, "I'm not the kind of unreasonable woman, I believe you."

Lin Fang: "???"

That's it?

Can't it?

Is my girlfriend really so reasonable?

trap?

Is it an illusion?

The two lives, Lin Fang’s experience of dating together, so far, the progress is 2.

The first is to pay well, and the second is Hu Qingchan.

On the surface, it seems that Lin Fang has more than N predecessors.

But for Lin Fang, who doesn't have the corresponding practical skills, these peach blossoms are more like a heavy crown. I don't know when they will be able to crush him to death, like Brother Rucheng.

Faced with Hu Qingchan's gentleness at this moment.

Lin let go of his consciousness, and applied all the possible girlfriend routines in his previous life Microvision.

Yes, it must be so!

Don't lie to me, how can my girlfriend be so reasonable!