I'm really not a scumbag

Just when Lin Fang didn't know what to do, Yan Bingyue ran over with two packs of cold beer.

Seeing her struggling, Lin Fang almost shed tears unmoved.

Brother, it's really time for you to come!

Lin Fang stood up decisively, ran over and grabbed two beers, and he complained, "What are you doing with so many at a time? It won't be iced for a while. You have such a small strength, why fall on the floor and break the floor do?"

Yan Bingyue: "..."

Oh, man!

Sooner or later, I want you to kneel in front of me... face me!

Yan Bingyue gave Lin Fang an angry look, ran to Hu Qingchan to sit down, took her arm and immediately complained: "Sister Hu, look, brother Lin Fang always bullies people, am I that stupid? I!"

Hu Qingchan rubbed Yan Bingyue's head and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's drink first, and I will help you come back later!"

Yan Bingyue smiled and nodded happily, "Thank you Sister Hu, okay!"

Lin Fang put two packs of cold beer on the coffee table and said, "I'll help you wash your glasses for beer."

"No need to……"

Hu Qingchan was about to say no, who knows that Lin let go quickly, grabbed the cups that she and Yan Bingyue hadn't taken a few sips, turned and ran, there was no chance to stop them.

Seeing this, she had to shake her head and chuckle.

Of course Hu Qingchan knew why Lin Fang was so nervous, and this was exactly what she wanted.

If the boyfriend refuses to accept discipline, he will become obedient after being scared a few times.

The whip always hurts the most when it is about to be drawn on the body.

Lin Fang ran back to the kitchen, did not rush to clean the cups, but found out his mobile phone to go online the first time.

He didn't even ask the question himself, just a quick search found that he was not alone, and there were many people who were as confused as himself.

Question: My girlfriend said she is very reasonable, so let me not be nervous, what should I do?

Answer: A, remote control; B, keyboard; C, washboard; D, durian; E, none of the above, I will break up.(High praise first.)

Lin Fang looked at this high praise reply with a solemn expression.

How can these men's knees be so soft?

Didn’t the ancients say: a man has gold under his knees, he just kneels to the sky and his mother?

Not only do you kneel your girlfriend, but you also use remote controls, keyboards, washboards, durians... the equipment is so colorful, how can I feel so embarrassed that I have never kneeled before?

Lin Fang decisively ignored the first highest praise and replied to see the second highest praise.

Question: My girlfriend said she is very reasonable, so let me not be nervous, what should I do?

Answer: Fuck her crying.(High praise second).

Lin Fang: "..."

Mean!

Can we still play together?

You guys, I'm afraid that you have never been beaten by your girlfriend!

Lin Fang silently turned off the phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, picked up the cup and washed it carefully.

It's just that, compared to the panic when he first entered the kitchen, he was already confident at this moment.

After all, listen to people's advice, eat a full meal.

Although these netizens are quite mean, what if the method works?

Use one first, then kneel down... man, give your girlfriend a soft spot, not ashamed.

Lin let go and washed the quilt happily, but when he returned to the living room, he found that the two women had already drank it.

They didn't even wait for Lin Fang to bring the cup over, and didn't urge them, they just opened the can and directly blown on the bottle.

The point is that Lin Fang also delayed searching the Internet and washing two glasses in such a short time. Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue had already killed four cans of beer.

One mention of six cans, two mentions and one dozen, this is one-third less.

Lin Fang looked at the clean cup in his hand, feeling that it was no longer in use, so he simply put the cup on the side of the coffee table, and pulled a stool to sit on the other side of the coffee table.

He didn't want to sit on the sofa right now and huddle with two women who were obviously a little bit up.

No matter how good the amount of alcohol is, I can't take a mouthful.

Especially Lin Fang picked up an empty wine can and glanced carefully, and found that the wine was actually a red can of Wusu beer.

The alcohol content of this thing is not high, but it is very good.

If you get bored with another bite, it is easy to pour a friend who doesn't drink well on the wine table.

It can be called the boring donkey of the beer world, and it's fatal.

When Lin Fang realized this, it was as if he had been bitten by a snake. He quickly threw the empty wine can aside, trying to weaken his sense of existence.

Red wine, white wine, and foreign wine are not empty, but beer...he is really allergic.

Lin Fang pours ordinary beer in one bottle.

Switching to this kind of life-threatening Wusu, Lin Fang felt that not only did he pour a bottle, he might even break it!

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

No matter how Lin Fang weakened his sense of existence, there were only three people in this room. They had each opened the third big Wusu, and the two women who had touched them suddenly turned their attention to Lin Fang.

Yan Bingyue suggested: "Sister Hu, it's only the two of us who are drinking, so I always feel something is wrong, or... how about letting Brother Lin Fang have a drink with us?"

Hu Qingchan nodded without hesitation and said: "It is necessary! Baby, this can is for you, let's drink together, not drunk or return!"

Lin Fang saw the life-threatening Wusu squeezed in his hand. He only felt his scalp numb. This was not a 330ml small can, but a 500ml can.

Just smelling the scent of beer coming out of his mouth, Lin Fang felt his eyes flash and his brain was a little confused.

Before drinking it, Lin Fang already felt that he was not sober.

He hesitated and reminded Hu Qingchan: "Xiaochan, have you forgotten? I'm allergic to alcohol, what if I get drunk?"

"Hahaha..."

"Hahaha..."

I don't know if the effect of Dawusu's upper head is too good, or the two women drank too quickly, and both showed signs of drunkenness.

Hearing Lin Fang's words, the two women were poked and laughed inexplicably, hugging each other and laughing wildly.

Lin Fang looked at them with a question mark, really didn't know what was funny.

After a while, Hu Qingchan wiped the tears from his laughter, and babbled: "Baby, this is my house. Just go to sleep when you are drunk. What can I worry about?"

Lin Fang: "..."

You have forgotten, I will return to Jincheng tomorrow.

What if I miss the plane?

Do you take the high-speed rail back again?

Before Lin Fang could think clearly, he felt the beer in his hand being held up to his mouth abruptly. Yan Bingyue was right in front of him, smiling evilly at him like a little devil: "Brother Lin Fang, you Just drink it! If you don't listen to Sister Hu, you will be spanked!"

My Nima...

Goo!

Gurgle!Gurgle!belch……

Lin Fang was inadvertently filled with several sips. He just wanted to put down the beer in his hand, but he didn't want his armpits but was suddenly attacked by Hu Qingchan. Her ears heard the crisp laughter like a silver bell: "Baby, You are in the middle of the game, continue to drink...hahaha..."

Are you a little stupid...

Lin Fang had only time to turn such a thought, and was filled with a whole pot of Wusu softly.

pause!pause!pause!

The allergic reaction was far stronger and faster than Lin Fang imagined.

For ordinary beer, although Lin Fang poured a glass on his face and a bottle, he still had some time to react. If he could wash his face with cold water in time, drink some milk, hot tea or something slowly, he would still be decent. Fainted.

When this pot of Wusu went down, Lin Fang only felt that the blood all over his body seemed to rush to the position of his forehead all at once, stunned, fainted, sleepy and collapsed!

The whole process was extremely fast. Lin felt that everything in front of him seemed to have lost the signal in a very short time. He tilted to the side and fell down without surprise.

Bang!Snapped!Cang!Cang!

"Huh? Yeah! Brother Lin Fang..."

Yan Bingyue only had time to catch Lin Fang, no matter how much noise the empty beer can in his hand would cause when it fell.

Because of her petite body, Yan Bingyue kept up with her reaction, but couldn't keep up with her strength. She almost didn't hold Lin Fang and let him fall to the ground.

Yan Bingyue worked hard, but barely supported Lin Fang, unable to stop Lin Fang from leading her to lean on the floor.

"Sister Hu, help us, hurry up and help us..."

"Haha..."

Hu Qingchan didn't know when she drank another big Wusu. She heard Yan Bingyue's cry for help, turned a blushing face, pointed at Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue and laughed.

"You two are so stupid, you are about to fall to the ground, and you don't know to stand up! Are you trying to laugh at me so as to inherit my second landlord position? Hahaha..."

Yan Bingyue: "..."

Are you crazy!

Your boyfriend is so drunk that he looks like a bear. If you don't say help, you actually laugh at us, you...

Huh?

Yan Bingyue shook her head and took a closer look at Hu Qingchan who was laughing, and found that she actually opened another can of beer, regardless of the two of them, and continued to drink.

I'm going... Is this drunk?

Yan Bingyue couldn't help but feel the urge to hit the wall. Tian was pitiful. She just wanted to trick Lin Fang and make the atmosphere at home a little lively, so as to dilute Lin Fang's sorrow about going away.

She never expected that Hu Qingchan would cooperate in this way, not only helped to get Lin Fang drunk, but also got drunk herself.

Sister Hu, aren't you making trouble?

You two are drunk like this bird, what should I do...I...

Yan Bingyue took a quick look at Hu Qingchan. She had drunk the fourth big Wusu and was dazzled looking for wine, but she passed the beer can several times.

This……

Yan Bingyue took another look at Lin Fang, who was about to overwhelm herself on the ground, and she was a little shocked for a while.

This seems a bit unethical, right?

It seems to be taking advantage of the danger!

Yan Bingyue simply gave up the lifting, and let Lin Fang push herself on the floor, his lips covered her face, and he was lying on her body.

She could feel how hot Lin Fang's body temperature rose due to drunkenness.

It was like an oversized warm baby in his arms, and soon Yan Bingyue was all sweaty.

But at this time, she didn't even have time to pay attention to these details.

Yan Bingyue only knew that Lin Fang was pressing herself and pressing her mouth against her face. Every breath he exhaled passed between her mouth and nose. This kind of intimacy, this kind of indistinctness... is all her life. For the first time.

call……

How to do?

Yan Bingyue couldn't help letting out a rough breath, feeling her heart beating fast.

Obviously she was not drunk, but the dizziness and hypoxia that came from her brain from time to time made her wonder if she was also drunk.

If time stops like this, it seems pretty good.

Boom!

When Yan Bingyue was immersed in the intimacy between herself and Lin Fang, she suddenly heard a muffled noise.

bad!

Yan Bingyue suddenly remembered that she and Lin Fang were not the only two in the room, there was a third party...No, that third party was Lin Fang's true girlfriend!

So annoying!

Yan Bingyue stood up unhappily, supported the floor with both hands and looked up, and found that Hu Qingchan was also lying on the floor. There is no doubt that this is also a bad drinker, and has already bid farewell to the last reason, simply neat. Falling to the ground drunk.

Really!

Both of you are drunk, am I left to clean up the mess?

This feeling... is pretty good, hehe!

I can finally enjoy Brother Lin Fang alone for a while... Yeah!

Yan Bingyue lowered her head fiercely, and she found that she didn't know if it was because of her own support that Lin Fang tilted her head and slid to her chest.

A strange feeling of shyness made Yan Bingyue want to escape, but was at a loss.

...

Yan Bingyue lay flat and rested for a while before regaining her senses, first tried to push Lin Fang aside, and then got up to clean up the mess.

She dragged Lin Fang into the master bedroom, put him on the bed laboriously, and repeated the action to put Hu Qingchan on the bed.

When she wanted to go back to the living room and tidy up the coffee table before coming back, she suddenly dragged her from behind and dragged her to the bed.

"I hate it, I'm so skilled when I'm drunk, Brother Lin Fang... Sister Hu?"

Yan Bingyue thought it was Lin Fang who was going to be fooling around again, and subconsciously groaned. When she saw clearly that the person who pulled her down was Hu Qingchan, her heart became cold, and a string of cold sweat couldn't help coming out of her forehead.

Fuck, what should I do?

What happened just now, as well as my performance just now, how should I argue with Sister Hu...?

"Um~~"

Hu Qingchan gave a dream, but didn't open her eyes at all. Across Lin Fang, she threw her leg onto Yan Bingyue's body, and squashed Yan Bingyue's petite and soft body a few times, as if she felt satisfied. No more movement.

Yan Bingyue was frightened and frightened for a long time, and did not wait for Hu Qingchan to treat it like a storm, which made her slightly relieved.

It's just that right now, except for lying down on Yan Bingyue, I don't know what to do.

She never expected that it would be such a situation in the end.

...

Lin Fang was awakened by urine. He half-opened his eyes and wanted to get up to go to the bathroom, but he felt that he was locked by seven or eight arms and could not move.

what's the situation?

The dreamlike feeling awakened Lin Fang suddenly, no more sleepiness.

He opened his eyes, and was about to use his strength to break free from the predicament in front of him, but because of what he saw, his strength dropped and he closed his eyes decisively.

how is this possible!

Lin Fang felt that his heartbeat was rising rapidly, reaching the fastest heartbeat rate in his life in a very short time.

He suddenly found that he was lying on his back on Hu Qingchan’s bed. Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue were both left and right, hugging him like an octopus. No wonder he could not move, no wonder he felt like he was being held up by seven or eight. The arms are locked.

Don't four arms and four legs add up to eight?

What time is it now?

What happened after I finished drinking that can of beer?

Lin Fang didn't dare to get up, no matter how uncomfortable the urine was, he didn't dare to move. He could only distract himself by trying to recall the last lucid consciousness before he fell drunk.

He vaguely remembered that when he was about to get drunk, it seemed that Yan Bingyue ran over to help herself, and then...then something beautiful had happened... right?

The more Lin Fang thought about it, the more headache he felt, which made him want to slap himself so that he could wake up.

Is it one... or two?

Lin Fang tilted his head slightly, trying to take a look at Hu Qingchan, but suddenly felt movement on both sides, he almost urinated in shock, and quickly returned to a motionless state.

"what?"

"Yeah!"

"Sister Xiaoyan..."

"Sister Hu, I... why am I here? What's the matter? Uuuuu...I shouldn't be bullied by Brother Lin Fang, right?"

"Sister Xiaoyan, don't worry, I'll take a look for you, and we'll check Lin Fang again later to see what's going on with him."

"Uuuuu...sister!"

Lin Fang: "???"

I don't remember anything, why I bullied you...

Wait, the bullying you are talking about, shouldn't it be...

Lin Fang suddenly regretted that he hadn't checked himself first to see if there was anything more about him.

In this case, at least I am a little psychologically prepared, instead of being checked by others like I am now.

...

Two hours later, Lin Fang appeared at the Beijing North High-speed Railway Station.

He came alone and no one gave it away.

Lin Fang walked to the waiting room and randomly found a place to sit down. He casually left the suitcase aside, leaning against the back of the chair with his face covered, his mind was in confusion.

He still hasn't figured out what is going on.

Lin Fang felt that he might need a little time to stroke it.

Buzzing!

The phone vibrated twice. Lin Fang took out the phone and took a look. They were WeChat messages sent by Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue.

After hesitating for a moment, Lin Fang clicked on WeChat and checked.

"Baby, we may need to separate for a while. How about...you look around with Sister Xiaoyan first?"

"Brother Lin Fang, I didn't want to destroy the relationship between you and Sister Hu. As I said, I just need to be your little wife. You should try to get Sister Hu back first..."

Lin Fang: "..."

Why don't you go to heaven?

Do whatever you want, what do you think of me?

Living feminine products?

Oh, no!

It took Lin Fang a lot of perseverance to resist the urge to block Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue together.

They all said that they were allergic to alcohol, but these two women didn't believe in evil, so they had to pervert him.

When the wine woke up, Lin Fang didn't remember anything. The two women made Lin Fang look stupid as soon as the two women tried.

What scene did they actually want to play to reproduce, the result is not good...

The chaos on the scene is simply unsightly!

I have played all the games, but now they are all shirking responsibility.

How could Lin Fang just like these two women's minds so easily?

Play by yourself, Lord will not accompany you!

Lin Fang made up his mind, and when he returned to Jincheng, he would not contact these two bad women to death!