I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

A week has passed since then. The settlements have sprung up in the reconstruction mood, with massive influxes of people and money, and are becoming quite vibrant.

The new way to identify residents is to be surprised to see me. It's really easy to understand.

I was wondering how the Hunter Society, which essentially divides up this settlement, bribes all those personnel, but apparently, the material obtained from those two-headed snakes and the King Frogman Demon has become a hell of a sum.

By the way, the crusaders had been promised many rewards in advance. Instead, they said they had been contracted that all the materials dropped by the demons would be owned by the Hunter Association, and the Hunters regretted stepping on the estate.

Ultimately, it seems the hunters who were on the King's Frog Crusade received a special reward, and no one has complained since. Speaking of which, a bunch of hunters who were injured and couldn't get away bought me "Thanks to you, thank you" in bulk.

Those two-headed snakes seem to be demons called Snake Twin Demons, and they seem to live in this fresh stream lake hierarchy. Sounds like a frog human natural enemy as expected, usually the two were disputed and spared mass outbreaks, but this snake twin demon seemed to have gone away and strengthened its body while attacking a small frog human settlement.

So, it seems the Hunter Association's view that on the way to the settlement we were fighting in now to eat a frog that would be full of more, we found a settlement inhabited by humans and oh.

Well, why am I so familiar with it, because I'm in the Hunter Association president's office right now.

"And well, this is what this one reveals. Both Ramis and Hackon did well. Without you, things would have probably gone a long way, thank you."

"Oh, no, keep your head up, please"

Chairman Bear, with his hips floating off the couch across a large desk, bows his head and Ramis shakes his arms violently trying to make it stop. The wind is rolling because the movement is too intense. Don't be afraid of your powers.

And vending machines standing beside those two. This is a sight that people on Earth would doubt my eyes if they saw it.

"I wanted to explain to you the special reward and the whole story, but I need to ask Hackon one thing."

Hmm? What is it? When I get told otherwise, I get set up. When Chairman Bear's eyes take seriously, his survival instincts as an animal whisper something out of it. Vending machines, though.

I know the contents are good people, but I'm still not going to get used to the power of having giant bears in front of me that easily.

"Hackon, I heard your lord can give you anything they want as a product, is it true?"

You're overrated again. I do sometimes buy products by choosing what they might want, but there is a limitation to saying my product is' a vending machine product that I have bought '.

If I could get anything out of it, that would be what would have made that fight a lot easier if I had even lined up my pistols and weapons. I can't have anything that isn't sold on vending machines, and for once, I'm proud to have bought most of the items I noticed, but there will still be products in the world that I don't know about vending machines.

So I would also like to tell them that the response is no, but to some extent I can give it out. How should I answer?

"Welcome."

"Mm, what do you mean?"

"Maybe Hackon wants to say that he can, but he can't."

"Welcome"

Rummis' interpreters are always helping me.

Chairman Bear seems to have been good at it, too, and has nodded many times. Oh, it's like a bear eating dinner at a zoo, or something.

"Is that what you mean? If possible, then I'd like to ask for one thing. Uh, can Ramis take his seat off? I need to talk to Hackon in confidence."

"Fine, but, uh, I guess I should wait upstairs"

"Oh, please. As soon as we're done talking, we'll bring in the use."

"Yeah, okay. My mother said not if we pinch our mouths to each other's stories. I'll see you downstairs."

"Thank you"

As he hung his voice on his back as he walked away, Ramis looked back and shook his arms wide and closed the door.

Bears and vending machines in the Chamber of Secrets. If you don't cut me out, I won't be able to talk.

"Let me tell you what's going on first. Many people are now pushing towards this settlement. Originally, until three years ago, this was a more prosperous settlement... no, it was a good size to call it a town."

I realize that the number of people is increasing from the sales, but three years ago, you and the Innkeeper general were talking about something terrible.

This was an irresistible place to call a town...? The buildings around the Hunter Association are splendid, and I thought the settlement was too large for about a hundred people, no matter what you think, but I see, I'm convinced.

"Many of the residents died in that matter, and the survivors also walked away from here. The only people left were hunters and merchants. There is no tax here. They said they had already recovered the damage without fear of a single incident."

That's really good. Who's here? (i) As long as I am reliable as a resident.

"Therefore, the widespread repelling of the Snake Twin Demons without causing casualties raised the voice to praise the defensive function, bringing together people of immigrant hope and this flourishing. We plan to build new private houses and shops as well as repair damaged homes"

This is a chance to make more money. We need to think about what we're going to do with the new product and new features now.

"With more people, there will be all sorts of problems. I expect it from Hackon even in food-related matters, but I'm not so worried because the merchants seem to understand it and there's a massive influx of supplies"

Hmm. The dewstores are starting to line up before the Hunter Association. Recently, the sale of cup noodles has fallen, so I was just choosing a new product. Well, for that matter, the total sales are the same because the beverage is sold.

After all, the flavors, drinks, and ideas of the fierce ones who have survived Japan's wide variety of beverage industries seem fresh and so far have prevailed over beverages from other worlds.

"I'm sorry, I missed the point. It's time to call it fate. Currently, the most head-on case is related to sex. Except during the breeding season, we bear demons have such weak desires, but humans don't. With more people, supply can't keep up with demand."

Were you talking about that system? That's why I pulled Ramis in.

The information that Chairman Bear is a race called the Bear Demon is also valuable, but let's put that aside now. Um, I've become an iron body, so I seem to be free from those desires, but I know it's true.

"Besides, there are hygiene problems, and when the disease spreads, reconstruction work lags behind. Because if we tighten up the controls, we'll have another problem. I understand it's an unscrupulous favor, Hackon, but is there anything you can do about it?"

That's a really lame offer. Ugh, um, disease control has a verse in mind. However, I am not familiar with the circumstances of this world, so the question arises as to whether something similar exists.

Let's give it a try and see how it reacts.

Since this is a box-shaped product, do I have to add features? Uh, is it okay to "handle boxed products"? Hmm, this also allows for box-shaped treats and cigarettes. The problem is I've never smoked a cigarette, so I just have to give up selling cigarettes.

Shall I add the products and put them in line?

"Well, is there going to be a product replacement like this? Hmm, what the hell is this box? Is this Hackon's secret?

"Welcome"

"Then let's try to buy it. There seem to be three types, but should I buy them all? Ten pieces of silver doesn't seem cheap."

It's about 1,000 yen a box in Japan, so I set the price to match the beverage, but if it seems too expensive, I'll also consider changing it.

"You're going to empty this box. Is it a small bag with slices? Do you break this and take out the contents?"

"Welcome"

"Hmm, you don't seem wrong. This seems a little hard to handle with this hand. Right, let's say I call her just fine. Shirley, come on."

In response to Chairman Bear's call, a one-way door was opened that was installed on the wall, not on the hallway side, from which one woman appeared.

The evening dress that sticks to my body has slits all the way around my waist, and lustrous feet like smoothly stretched ceramics are hidden from me every time I walk. With both shoulders stripped off and bold cuttings on the chest, I have eyes that come to mind in the valley of my rich breasts.

In a style that is not an exaggeration to describe as ideal, women who are likely to be jealous from the same sex were not just in shape. I haven't lost the look on it either.

Flushing glossy dark hair on his back, his eyes are slightly open with a sleepy feeling somewhere, but paired with thin red wet lips, he exudes a spectacular hue.

Oh, this guy, he's a relevant businessman over there. I can assure you so. I have an attraction as a woman.

"Oh, I wonder if this is Mr. Hackon. Nice to meet you, my name is Shirley. I'll take care of you this time."

Colourful to the face I laughed at. If you're not a vending machine, you won't get a decent eye. I can only imagine how my legs are assembled when sitting on the couch, doing it for the seemingly invisible critical.

"This is the product presented by Hackon, but it's hard to handle with this hand, don't you mind if I do it"

"Of course it is. It's a product for us, isn't it? I wonder if we're going to break this place... Oh, this is some strange material. How funny it is to stretch and shrink."

What is this disloyal feeling?

"You have a wet liquid on one side. What's this for?"

"That's refreshing. Speaking of which, there was paper in the box. Read it."

"I'll take a look. Oh, that's what you mean. It was illustrated, so it's easy to understand and helpful"

I want you to stop smiling lusciously. Vending machines are about to go wrong.

"Oh, you got it. What is this used for?"

"This is to be worn over by the palace and inserted into the woman's secret. Depending on the type of box, it seems to correspond to the size of your palace. If it's so thin, it's a great delicacy that doesn't get in the way of behavior and prevents disease."

I'm a boulder pro. Did you spot what a condom is in one shot? He doesn't seem to flatter me, he seems to be seriously pleased.

For the record, by the way, it is divided into SML sizes by the box. Why are there three different sizes of products that line up only the items I bought during my life? Let's just say glory, pride and reality. Everyone in a man's life has tried it under the assumption of production... right?

Shirley seems to be checking the size, number, and price of each box, and she's nodding small when she takes notes.

"We will definitely make a purchase. If there are any other products I would like to recommend, I would like to take a look."

And I have no choice. If they say that much, we'll have to get it out. Well, I've never bought most of the adult-related products either, so I can't get that many products together.

Then, after having managed to establish a business meeting, Mr. Shirley left the chairman's office with his hips twisted. It sucked to be whispered one last word: "If you were human, I'd have dealt with you myself, I'm sorry".

But then to Ramis, who merged,

"That, the hackon body is a little hot. Something delightful happened."

My whole body got cold when I was told, and I was in a hurry to see if my thermal insulation was broken. For the first time today, I thought that being sharp was good and bad.