I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

I tried to get new features once in a while.

I've wanted this feature for a long time, but it was stretched out when I was too busy. I've been calming down a little lately, so I chose it out of the blue.

"If it's around, it's over."

"All right, all right, come on, seven, seven, ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o"

"Zane."

Yes, it is finally possible to use this audio for its original purpose. We've added a hit feature, one that everyone once expected to win another when the 777 numbers are aligned.

Since the introduction of this, sales have grown by nearly 30%. There are few entertainment facilities in this settlement, so people who fit in continue to say it's such a simple slot.

There are other frigid rumors spread that if there is a hit amongst residents, luck will come for a day, and more people seem to be buying with their luck attempts.

If you can enjoy it as a little spice of everyday life, it's exactly what I'm after, but one of the regular guys got more hammered than I expected, and I'm still buying in the product for nothing today.

"Calm down, calm down. Now, that's the last of it. Statistics so far show a high chance of winning water. So buying water is the shortcut to winning."

I think that's because you overwhelmingly buy water more often, Grandpa.

It is Grandpa, one of the three regular morning crowds, who breathes roughly with his congested eyes and puts his finger on the button and is in the mood. Until now, I've often come with my grandmother, but after implementing the hit, I can have one in the early morning hours when no one is around, and turn the slot at least six times to go home.

Incidentally, the slot function of the vending machine allows the installer of the vending machine to change the probability freely.

And as for bean knowledge, there are rumors that if you want to win a slot, you should choose an unpopular product.

Although it is a system of slots, a law called the Prize Labelling Act determines the limit for prizes in the general sweepstakes, which is 2% of total planned sales.

This means that up to two bottles can be offered as a win if 100 bottles of the product are sold.

Well, if you say what you want to say, you're lucky in the end. If you really want to guess, if you invest money in the momentum of buying up everything, you're bound to win. Oh, I'm putting my chances of hitting here at 2%. It could be described as a pretty conscientious setting in Japan.

"Give me everything I've ever had, everything I've ever had in my life."

"What are you doing, Grandpa..."

Ahead my grandfather looked back with a hazy face, there was an old lady waving her wand up with a smile on her face. Have you finally found out? Well, if you leave the house early every morning, this is what happens.

"Damn, if you have an old bad habit and even a woman's ass is chasing you...... haha, your illness is recurring or something"

"Yes, no, Grandma, no. Look, look, I'm going to buy you some soup, too, Aww!

A wand swung down the top of my grandfather's head making excuses. Fine, I beat him with relentless momentum, but will he be all right?

"You can rest assured that I will heal you if you break your head."

No, Grandma could use the "healing light" of protection. Then you're safe... you're safe?

"Damn, you're not forgetting what day it is."

"I get it. I'll take it... one last time"

"Oh, jeez, yee, sam."

As the old lady twisted and pulled her wand, she saw the light of a blade shining dull from inside. Oh, that's a scepter. Grandpa is completely hip drawn to the old lady who sets up the knife that emerged from the wand with a soft smile.

"Hey, okay! Grandma's arms don't get stylish. Okay, I'm sorry."

"You figured it out. Let's go, then."

Many times I seem to regret it, my grandfather pulls at me as I look at this one as a flicker. It usually felt like my grandmother was following my grandfather, but was she actually drawn to my grandmother's ass?

Grandpa today, you were slotting more than usual. Looks like she has important business with her grandmother's mouth, but was she running away from reality because she didn't want to go to that?

If I can talk, I'd like to ask you one of my stupidity, but vending machines can only sell things.

While I was concerned about my grandfather, when he was offering the product as usual, the settlement was stained red if I noticed. Sunset or... inside the dungeon, but the sun rises and the sun falls, as is normal. And I guess the fact that I'm no longer uncomfortable with it means that I've become familiar with other worlds, too.

He's busy with Ramis today, and he's been playing unattended near the Hunter Association all day.

Recently, restaurants and stalls have often heard stories about the flavour of dishes being enhanced by vending machine products. I don't have food related products lined up in the evening to night because I think it's a good thing the settlements will be enlivened.

People from different worlds seem to be fast at bedtime and close the store by 22: 00 even late, so after that I also made sure to put warm cup noodles, a can of rice noodles and a can of curry udon that I recently purchased.

There are also modes to warm up frozen foods and serve them, but if you do that, half of the vending machines will be occupied with that function, so put the other half in beverage mode or put the cup noodles down. That's the problem.

"Grandpa, Grandpa. Are you hungry? That's the only hako that comes full of stuff, isn't it? May's not on, but I wonder if that tastes good."

I hear a young girl. You're urging me to stay away from that. The claim that I don't just want to eat is also adorable. Is it a little girl?

"Oh yeah. So, do you want to buy one thing? What do you want with May?"

Hmm, isn't your voice a regular grandfather now? I'm holding the girl's hand with a full grin, as if her grump was a lie this morning. Next door is my grandmother and a three-knit grown-up woman who looks like she's in her twenties or so.

"I'm so glad I came to see you thoughtfully...... sorry for being such an unfaithful daughter"

"The most unfaithful thing about parents is that they die first. Well, I thought you were too spoiled because you were an old girl."

I'm having a conversation about heavy content. I know it's rude for me to listen to a third party like this, but I can't even block my ears, so give me a break.

Is that woman my daughter? The old couple feel like they're in their late sixties or something, but if your daughter is actually in her thirties, it's not that weird of an age difference.

"That guy, he got to the end, but hey. I really want to see you, but you're really not being honest."

"I ran off ready for an inquiry, so it's natural, isn't it? That's also with someone Grandpa hated. So, when I got back from being dumped and congratulated..."

"That's not true. He's worried about you. This place, no matter what you say, is in a dungeon where demons travel. There's just been a demonic raid lately, and it's not easy to protect. That's when you sent me a letter to see me unilaterally, so I've been worried about you."

"Really?

"Oh no. So unlock the gambling you've been stopping since you jumped out of here."

That said, my grandmother is looking at my grandfather and granddaughter, who are choosing a product in front of me.

Oh, so Grandpa has been turning slots all these days and exploring ways to attack? In preparation for the day to come, to draw the rumor that a day of good fortune will come with the thought of straw.

"Grandpa, what is this?

"Oh, that's right. If I shop here, I'll hit it once I've got three numbers, and I'll just get another one. Besides, if you win here, you'll be happy all day."

"Oh, yeah! May, I want to try! I'm sure he's around!

Hands up, the pimp and the girl are jumping. Grandpa narrowed his eyes and glared at his granddaughter and smiled. You've never seen me look so sweet.

"Then why don't you do it? If Grandpa puts a coin in it, if he pushes any product he likes. Yes. By the way, Grandpa's recommendation is water."

"Yeah, I'll try!

Let's rearrange the orange juice in the bottom row where this kid is likely to arrive.

The girl stretched her back hard and touched the orange juice button. As the juice falls into the retrieval port, the numbers on the slot start to move.

"It's seven and seven! You just need one more thing!

"That's where you hit it. If that's the way to go, I'll go too."

"Nah, nah, nah, nah... here I come! Oh, my God."

"Hey, what the hell?"

The sound of the fanfare rings and the red and blue light alternately flashes, expressing cold when warm. A girl who jumps and rejoices and a grandfather who stumbles.

I guess I can't believe the sight in front of me. Because my granddaughter pulled it off in one shot, even though I've only hit it once by pouring in scattered money before.

"Mae, if you don't pick soon, it's just gonna be too late for you."

"Then this!

The girl chose mineral water that was lined up next to orange juice.

"Yes, this is Grandpa's!

"Are you going to wash me up, thank you. Then the effect of being happy for a day in the corner will soon be over. Waste."

"Uh, why? May has been a great match for Grandpa and Grandma today! So, what a waste!

When I heard the words, my grandfather looked up at the clouds staining the sunset. At my height, I can see my grandfather's face round, but there was a glowing drop at the end of his eyes.

Grandfather and grandmother, and daughters and granddaughters. The shadow of the four walking side by side stretches long and long to the ground. The shadow disappeared, happily intertwined and wobbly.

I wonder if it's a coincidence that Mae attracted a hit, it's snakefoot talking about that, isn't it?