I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Stairs leading underground to hidden doors. As an ex-boy, it's an exciting situation.

It's like a secret base, don't admire this stuff. That's the naming sense of the Fool's Bizarre Regiment, but I think this mechanism is great. Personally.

"Heh, are you planting demonic props at the door? Is this reacting with a feeling of how to tap, or is there a procedure that only members can open and close?"

"Uh, it sounds like both. Doors don't open when people who don't care imitate and knock."

Shui replies lightly to Hulumi, who stares at the entrance and is impressed. Wouldn't this be a secret?

A sneak peek into the ground into the empty entrance and you can just see the stairs and they're sinking into the darkness beyond.

"Well, let's all go."

Michelle, Ramis, me, Hulumi and Hebui go down first.

Along the way, a light lit the stairs as Shui was hovering over the wall. When I looked at the light source, I saw something like a fluorescent light up there. I guess it's a kind of magic prop.

Is it a spiral staircase? Going down to the bottom to arc, there was an iron door in front of me. The door is embedded with a palm-sized crystal, where Shui puts his hand.

You've seen this sight in Suori's mansion. Maybe it's security using some pretty major demonic props in this world.

It didn't look like I was putting my strength into it, but slowly the door pushed open and went into the room in order.

There is a large long desk and a chair is arranged that seems comfortable to sit around it. There is also a large fireplace on the wall, like a large hall.

Chief Keri Oil sits where he hits the upper seat, as do Deputy Chief Filmina and the Red and White Twins.

"Whoa, take a seat of your choice. Hackon, I'm sorry, but can I get everyone's drinks out? It's better that way than a cup of tea."

"Welcome"

We're all good at it, so we know all our preferences. Let me be happy to offer it as a vending machine.

When Ramis finished carrying drinks to everyone, he lowered his back to my right neighbor's seat. Hulumi sits next to you on the left.

Looks like Michelle was after the neighbor, looking at me with envy. You need to get used to touching others a little more.

"Whoa, you all sat down. Welcome to Fool's Odd Regiment Azito. Well, nothing, but forgive me. There's no one else we've got together today, just trying to tell us what we're after."

You mean you can let me know what the captain wants. I'm interested, so let me focus and let you hear it.

"First of all, you're welcome. Remember, when you dominated this dungeon, you could only make a wish out of the number of Hierarchist coins?

It's the most important part, so everyone seems to have forgotten and nodded a lot once.

"The one who is reached at the bottom. I will grant you only one wish. Promise me that you have crusaded the Lord, who guards the hierarchy..."

Chief Keri Oil nodded satisfactorily at the words Hebui had read out in good faith.

"Oh, yeah. If this is all I have, I'm frowning, but dungeons exist everywhere, not just here. In fact, some teams have reached the bottom of another dungeon. According to the story, they really got one wish fulfilled."

Is the dungeon dotted everywhere? I'm a little curious to see if the mechanism feels the same as here.

"But there's no evidence that we've reached it."

"Hebrew was pretty informative, wasn't he? You know there was a dungeon in the southwest country."

"Is this a dungeon that suddenly vanished about ten years ago?"

"That's it, that. That one disappeared because it reached the lowest level and made its wish come true. This is information I heard directly from the participating members."

The dungeon disappears when the wish is fulfilled. That is......

"What, if I go down here to the bottom level too and get my wish, I'll disappear! And the fresh stream hierarchy!?

Rummis, who reached the answer, stood up in momentum as he blew his chair.

I haven't shown that much reaction, but Hulumi and Michelle also have a surprised look.

Will the dungeon disappear? What happens to the people who do business here? No, if it suddenly disappears more than commerce nagging, is someone in the dungeon going to die?

"Captain, what happens to the people in the dungeon when the dungeon disappears"

He kept his whole body on his back with his arms together, and Hulumi expressed his doubts with a sharp eye.

Most people, including me, seemed to have the same suspicions, and their gaze is gathering at the head of the regiment's mouth.

"Looks like we're gonna be forced out of the dungeon. Don't worry, there's no such thing as vanishing with a dungeon."

Good. The inhabitants of the Qingliu hierarchy were involved and died, is it not? If I had, I would have stopped helping you dominate the dungeon.

"Well, that's reassuring. Oh, but if the dungeon disappears, the people who live in it are in trouble."

"Well, yes. Isn't that ready? They're like people doing business in situations where they don't even know if they're going to die. You can't complain about the dungeon disappearing and getting kicked out. Well, if we get our wish, we can give some money to the guys who got kicked out. Besides wishing, you'll get the treasure."

Most people living in the dungeon are merchants or hunters. There are exceptions like orphanages, but even the children are concerned because they are orphans left behind by hunters.

Besides, if the Fool's Bizarre Regiment were to dominate, Shui's wish would also come true. Don't worry about the orphanage.

"If only my wish could be fulfilled, money doesn't matter. Let's spit out the savings we've been accumulating for the regiment."

Deputy Filmina, who is tight on money, declared without hesitation. Apparently, the wishes of the captain and deputy captain cannot be exchanged for gold.

"Hmm, I'm going to reveal what I and the deputy commander want. I'm sorry you've been so deluded."

That said, when the captain stood up, he moved to the side of the fireplace behind him.

As I crawled my hands on the wall and whined somewhat, the wall slid sideways and the entrance appeared. I didn't know there was a rigging door here, too.

"Yeah, did you have a room there?!

Shui sounds surprised that he was not informed. Did Hebui just move his eyebrows pickly?

Is that it? I don't look surprised by the red and white twins. Did they know? Maybe they were taught because they seem to be old friends.

"Whoa, come here."

Is that the room you hid from the crew? I have expectations but also anxiety about what the hell is going on there.

Forbidden treasures and research facilities are the main roads in the secret rooms? You could be in a glass cylinder with a mysterious liquid or something.

With that stupid thing in mind, I asked Ramis to carry me into the stash room.

"Eh."

"What the hell?"

Ramis holds his mouth and Hulumi stares at it with his eyes open.

In an inorganic and decorative room, only a simple bed is tucked away, where one boy sleeps. It's also in a giant crystal.

A boy under the age of ten also looks dead. My face doesn't move well in blood, but I felt a vibe that made me wonder if I was alive.

Boy dresses as crude as just a hole in a cloth. Hair is gray, eyes are closed. Nice face, peaceful sleeping face.

"It's slight, but I feel signs. He doesn't seem to be dead."

Looks like Michelle gave me a sign detection. After all, are you alive?

When the captain and deputy captain stand beside the bed, they stroke the crystal lovingly.

That's how satisfied you were for a while, the captain turned his face here and exhaled small.

"This guy's my kid with Filmina."

...... hmm? What, now what?

"This child is our child."

Now Deputy Filmina said so. Uh, I couldn't keep up with my thoughts, so I looked around.

Ramisu, I'm too surprised to be rigid.

He has wandered his gaze many times in the order of Hulumi, the boy, the captain and the deputy captain.

Michelle, that's normal. You seem more convinced than surprised.

Hebui, no particular change.

Red and white twins, as usual.

I'm surprised it's just me and you. Why is everyone's reaction so thin? I think this is a shouting scene.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! They were a couple!

Right, I've been waiting for that reaction, Ramis.

We thought we were close though, but I didn't know we were a couple and even had kids. Besides the condition that the child is asleep in the crystal. You can't tell me not to be surprised.

With the recoil that Ramis gave me screaming, I could regain my composure. It's a normal mind. Whatever confession you're about to make, you won't be surprised anymore.

"Oh, I'm sorry you kept quiet. Nearly twenty years since we got married."

"Right, you"

Shoulder to shoulder and smile at each other looks like a couple. You two look great when you try this.

"Red and white are our children, too."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

No, no, no! What, you're not kidding?

"Wai. Me and White are the children of the captain and the vice captain."

"You didn't find out by surprise."

Red and white twins move next to the two of them and look at me with an innocent smile like a child whose pranks have succeeded.

"Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Shui's eyes are rumbling. Apparently, I've exceeded my brain's processing power. Rummis looks alike and stops by. Hulumi is disguised as calm but her cheeks are cramped.

"So the signs of Mr. Red and Mr. White were similar to those of the captain and the deputy captain"

Is it because Michelle was not rushed and convinced? The sign doesn't seem to exist at all. At a distance, it's difficult to identify, but if you're close, you'll know, he told me before.

"For the most part, it's a reaction as expected, but isn't Hebwe surprised? I didn't see you messing around, so I was hoping."

"We apologize for not meeting your expectations. It's thin, but I felt it."

"Really, he can't eat."

A man who can count on his shoes to stay out of it. I'm still watching the situation calmly settle down.

Let's just say I didn't see it when my gaze turned to the foot of the sleeping boy and sighed that he wasn't wearing shoes.

"Oh, that means... you two are this kid's brothers, right?

"Nya, my oldest son is this way. We're triplets."

Rummis stiffened again to the red word.

I'm not surprised anymore. I don't care how you look at it younger than the two of us, or it was actually a triplet. Let's decide to go through the facts of the shock.

Vending machines are helpful because they don't have facial expressions.