I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Pitty, who has no idea what's going on, is busy looking around the room, but this isn't the place either, so let me put the explanation behind me.

Captain Keri Oil is slashing the red and white twins' ropes with a dagger to free them from bondage. I can't help stopping it, so I just have to shut up and watch.

Looks like the two of us who were losing our minds woke up, and they're all staring at me.

It's not like you're winning like Sulrim, what are you thinking, though you look just a little sad?

"Well, shall we first explain and confirm the situation? This is a certain hierarchy in the dungeon, where the king of the underworld is based."

Which hierarchy is a secret? The sky you can see over the window lattice is cloudy and in a high position so you can't see what's going on outside.

"I was attacking the final hierarchy, and I ran out of food and supplies, and I needed your help. So I made it look like I was soliciting Pitty, and I thought Hackon couldn't do anything about it either"

"Pitty... besides..."

Pitty's voice is depressed as she peeks through the gaps in her shield.

"Whether Pitty and you meet up or not, the truth is that you've been waiting for me to believe I'm gonna find that place."

"You're doing better than I thought, Red"

"It was a miscalculation that the Hackons were stronger than I imagined, white"

"Guys, I didn't see you."

I'm glad to hear your praise, but honestly, it's not a pleasant situation.

Thanks to the presence of the Keri Oil Corps chiefs when they say it's an enemy land, I don't feel that critical... what can I do for a vending machine?

"No hassle rushing, Hackon. Explore the final tier with us, please."

"Zane."

"Can't you do that?"

"Zane."

I'm sorry, but I'll give you an instant answer. I understand the anguish of the Keri Oil Corps chiefs, who want to help their children. But I don't feel like betraying the people in the dungeons I've been taking care of for that.

I'm perfectly sorry for the help of the King of the Underworld who did that, even if it didn't do him any direct harm.

"Well... well, I thought Hackon would say that. Bye, Pitty. Will you be one of us again?"

If you pull back slightly, will you now solicit Pitty?

"Pitty promised to... help the Hebrews..."

"If you can help us, we'll have the right to make one wish come true at dawn of the dungeon offense. There's only one wish for the four of us. I have extra coins for the Hierarchist."

The shield overlaid by the temptation swayed large and vertical.

If a wish that can be fulfilled after a dungeon attack is real, it will be possible enough to turn around Pitty's thinkers.

"It's possible to make that guy your own thing."

Approaching the shield, Captain Keri Oil utters a sweet word. That's a whisper similar to the devil's temptation.

Can't this be done? Pitty's desire would be to keep the thinker to himself. Her answer is determined because she was offered the means.

"No... his feelings... on his own... that... on his suspicious powers... if he relies... no..."

In an unexpected response, I stared seriously at Pitty's face.

Strong will resides in the eyes glimpsed from the gap in the forehead.

Her dependence on thinkers is not a compliment, but I don't hate sincere thoughts about love.

"Honestly, you're stubborn and don't give in to that. Well, you have time. Think carefully. Unless you guys are one of us, we can't let you out of here. I'll be back tomorrow."

Those were the captains who said so and turned their heels back, but the twins crept back and stuffed.

"Ah, Hackon, sell me something. Let me eat that fried meat."

"Me and me."

Hmm, even though it's hostile, customers are customers. Selling is not a rush in itself, but selling honestly is also an obstacle.

So I changed the product.

"Hey, Hackon! It's all water! Don't be mean."

"You've got meat and sweet drinks! Please."

The red and white twins follow and beg. The captain and the deputy captain also seem to want the product and are afraid to stare at us without saying anything.

Um, because you're a captured person, do you also come up with the possibility of being exposed to physical danger if you rebel too much? I'll replace the product properly here.

I decided to line up the products with good sales all the time and sell them normally.

"Welcome"

"Oh, thank you, Hackon. Shh, what are you buying... hey!

"Tatsuya! Ten silver coins at a time is terrible!

There are vending machines that make products more expensive on ski resorts and mountains. Enemy land prices.

"Enjoy this."

"Hiya, it's me! Shit, shit, but I can't help buying it."

I regret it, but my mouth must have reminded me of the taste of the product. I put in ten pieces of silver coins as I swallowed the saliva.

The twins ended up buying me three at a time.

Chief Keri Oil and Deputy Chief Filmina also buy some and walk away.

That's not a bad sell. Is there also an offensive means of lightening their nostalgia this way?

Looking indoors again, but one latticed window a little higher. The metal doors the captains left. There's not a single other piece of furniture. It looks like it could be about eight tatami in a landscaped room.

Um, I'm fine outdoors, so I'm not dissatisfied with this environment, but the problem is...

"Here... I don't even have a bathroom..."

Pitty sitting inside the lower shield with her upper shield removed is squeezing her hand against her lower body.

Captains, you forgot Pitty existed. It sucks to leave a woman in a room without a bathroom.

"Duh, what am I gonna do... now... I'm gonna do something... only..."

I wonder what you're thinking when you see an empty pet bottle.

Seems pretty chopped up, my thoughts are getting weird.

"Poof."

"Pitty... it's..."

Maybe the captains left it at ease because I'm here, too.

I set up a "Disaster Bathroom" for her close to the limit. I manipulated this very popular from female hunters for adventure with "mindfulness power" and installed it next to me.

"Uh... this is... what..."

It sounded like my voice was trembling over whether the limits were close.

"So come on."

I can't say it well because I have limited words, but I want you to understand this somehow.

I'm just leaning my neck, and you don't seem to understand. I have no choice, let's put it plainly.

There is a bag in a perforated chair placed inside a simple tent, and the material is laid on the bottom with a high absorption rate and deodorant effect.

I took mineral water there, opened the cap and poured the contents into the bag. Then, only the bag was removed and placed on the ground with the top bracketed.

Set the bag spare in the chair again and then gaze at her.

Fully understood, Pitty rushed into the tent and closed the entrance. At a time like this, women don't seem to like being heard, so I changed the form to "Jukebox" and kept the classic song playing.

I've also solved the toilet problem safely, so I prepared a meal and I'm already going to bed today. I was wondering what I was going to do because I don't have a bed, but it looks like I'm going to sleep in my shield.

I put out a few bath towels and lay them in my shield and Pitty is staring at me.

"Thank you... Hackon is... sweet..."

I can't read emotions because I'm blind, but I seem happy. It would be better if you were happy.

I could hear her sleeping round in the shield, so I added two bath towels and put them on top.

When inflating the balloon with the Balloon Vending Machine so as not to wake her asleep, she turned off the audio, moved it, and when the inside of the junction was filled with balloons, it became a cardboard vending machine and floated into the universe.

When I floated puffy, I saw the outside over the window lattice.

Darkness. It's dark and you can't see anything. Let's do the same thing in the morning or noon and find out again.

I got off the ground and became my usual vending machine, but I never do. I don't feel like sleeping in enemy land, and do something during the night.

"Hey, are you awake... what the hell!?

"What... what... what... what... what..."

Captain Kelli Oil, who came to see how we were, and Pitty, who woke up in that amazing voice, are looking around the room and opening her mouth.

Colorful flowers were lived indoors in vase substitute pet bottles, and balloon art I did before and waste I bought at an airport was arranged on the wall.

And what about the hand tufted, fans and yukata affixed to the wall to decorate the murderous room?

Of course, it was all sold on vending machines. These souvenirs are sometimes sold at airports and tourist destinations, so if you see them, this is what you have bought without hesitation.

"Wow... beautiful... if this is it... I think I can stay for days..."

Out of the blue, Pitty is happy for me. You can't lock a woman in a prison room like this.

If Hulumi had more features now, he could have switched to a glorious room.

"What do you mean, you know where you stand?"

He was captain Keri Oil with a frightened face, but he also seemed relieved that we weren't frightened.

Whatever the place is, I just do what I can as a vending machine.