I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"So, you're willing to change your mind?

I wonder what you've come to do since the morning. Repeat last night?

"No..."

"Ugh"

"Sangu"

"I don't know what the quarrel is, but I've been told no."

After all, English is not translated into local language. I knew it because other people have tried it, but I'm sorry to make up for the lack of words once this gets through.

"Hey, take this a little seriously. While I'm soliciting you like this, I won't let you hurt yourselves... but Sulrim and the king of the underworld aren't sweet. Now I'm forgiven because I'm trying to convince you, but it's only been a week or so."

If you keep rejecting them, will the demon king army guys take forceful measures? Well, you do.

We're hostile, so there's no reason to keep those who don't obey alive.

"You know, the deadline is a week. Don't forget."

That's what Kelli Oil Corps Leader walks away.

The last word seemed to be telling me more than threatening. It's like...

"Within a week... I think I'm telling you to run..."

Did Pitty think so too?

The deadline is up to a week. In the meantime, escape routes and means must be secured.

It would be unlikely to conveniently appear at the home of an enemy who wants to expect the Ramis to come and help but doesn't even know where they are.

When that happens, I want to first grasp the internal structure of the home base. We need to find out how many enemies we have. What can I do for it?

Think about it. Think about what I can do as a vending machine.

"Mr. Hackon... Rice... You can have it... I'm hungry..."

Oh, I'm sorry. Breakfast time was long past.

You say you can't fight when you're hungry, so let's get your stomach filled first.

Staring at the cheeky pity that looked delicious at the prepared dish, one more idea came to mind.

Don, the door sounded open, so when I turned my gaze, the red and white twins appeared in alignment.

"Hackon, dinner and drinks, please! And give me a little more discount."

"That's a lot of money. Please, Master Hackon."

I will return the amount of the product because the two people are depressed.

"Whoa, Mr. Hackon, are you serious? Eh!

"I'm gonna eat you up. Ooh."

You didn't eat very good food, you two are devouring your favorites. The figure looks like Shui in a moderately hungry state.

"It's an apple."

"Whoa, whoa."

"It's the best magic trick ever, Hackon!

I gave them a cocktail from me. I chose something sweet and easy to drink, so they would be able to drink up as much as water.

Yeah, yeah, drink as much as you like. Here's a little alcoholic sake, too. Oh, that's a nice drink, don't hesitate to do this one.

An hour later, there were two intoxicated people in Gudengen.

"It's Hackon. Ooh, listen to me. Even us. Ooh, the dungeons. Ooh, it's important."

How many times. This story. Is white a tangled liquor, I should have kept my alcohol a little less.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

Red is the crying Uedo. I wasn't so bad when I gave him a drink before, but I guess it's a pretty stressful result here.

As a result of extracting information from the two lighter mouths, there are a few things I found out.

The four Keri Oil Corps chiefs are not welcome here. I'm in enough position to put him down for no choice because he needs it for a dungeon offense.

There was a question as to why we were letting humans attack dungeons if we had good manpower, but if demons from outside contend, they say the dungeon's power over demons is weakened.

So even if you put in your own demons, you are likely to be unilaterally ravaged by demons in the dungeon.

Sulrim is a heterogeneous race called the Snow Elite, but he doesn't handle demons, so even his demonic opponents in this dungeon can fight normally. This is convincing because Kikoyu did the same.

However, if your powers against demons are only halved against your human opponents, it's fine. It would be a little easier for the King of the Underworld if it weakened us there.

"Here it is. Ooh, there's a General Five Fingers. It's so prestigious and annoying."

It's no bother that all the King of the Underworld's subordinates are here.

"But hey, neither King of the Underworld nor General Five Fingers have seen you lately, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh."

"Little finger and ooh, index finger and ooh, you don't have a thumb. Oh, why is that?

He seems to have spoken to himself and questioned him, with two drunks looking at each other and tilting their necks at the same time.

Little fingers are enemies caught in the dark forest hierarchy, aren't they? Now it's in the dungeons of the Lake Hierarchy of the Clean Stream. Are the rest of the parent generals and the difference generals unknown opponents but not here?

General Pharmaceuticals is about Sulrim, so the other middle general says he's staying at this base. Let's not forget.

"Kokoma's"

"Ooh."

"Ah, a lot of it. Ooh, the bottom end is just bone, it stinks, though."

"At least a hundred, uh-oh, you're not here. Those bones, they don't even talk to me, they're sad. Aah."

I'm gonna keep you drunk, but these two stink.

But the information is beneficial. Since the king of the underworld is a skeleton, is his subordination a Skeleton legion? Is it true that in this world it was called Bone Man Demon?

"Yes, sir."

"Hey, hey, hey."

"Except for the skeleton, there are humans, yeah. I wore a creepy coat."

"Ugh, I don't know if it's a human or a human-like species, Gush,"

Does the skeleton feel like it is moving only following simple orders? It's troublesome if they're all properly willing, but if they're not thinking, they might be able to figure it out.

Then the problem is human beings or seemingly races.

Drawing information from it also to the drunk opponent, the two fell asleep completely intoxicated.

Wasted a lot, but it was a meaningful time. I recorded all this information in the Security Camera, so I can pull it out at any time.

"What are you gonna do, you drunk... door... left open..."

True. The door is open and the two of them are asleep. Normally, it's a great opportunity, but the internal structure is unknown, and we don't know where the enemy is positioned.

Besides, I can't move on my own, so I feel better not to sooner.

"Poof."

"It's Pitty... what..."

"Shards."

"Fuck."

"I don't know... maybe..."

"Hmm."

A little bit of Hakon is starting to speak. I've had plenty of chances to exchange words since I was brought here.

"Sleeping... to a boy... I can't be naughty..."

I didn't ask you to do that. I'm dying my cheeks and illuminating what I misunderstood.

"Tupo"

"Hakutachi"

"To me... Yakuza... to escape... help?

"Hmm."

Fine, fine, Pitty. Perhaps it's time for Hackon Primary Certification.

He seems to understand, he's checking my twin bodies.

"There was this..."

"Come here."

It was the schematic of the base that poked me in front of it.

In addition, the number and location of enemies are indicated. Maybe the Red and White twins were being made to look around, too. I've recorded all of that, so I can check at any time.

When I remembered, I didn't need it anymore, so I got it back. There seemed to be no other important items, and Pitty caged them inside as usual back on the shield.

This is perfect for the position of the Keri Oil Corps chiefs and the structure of the base. Later, we need to figure out how the skeleton responds and what kind of opponents humans are.

As I was putting my thoughts around the future, the door, which was half open, opened wide.

"I don't know what these kids are doing."

There was Deputy Filmina, who looked down cold at the children.

When I punch the magically produced water in the faces of the red and white twins, I'm jumping up in a hurry.

"I need to talk to you guys later...... Mr. Hackon, Mr. Sulrim is calling, can you accompany me? Mr. Pitty's fine."

Am I the only one calling?

There's only one downside to saying no, so let's stick to it here.

I also wonder what you need from me. There will be no scraping right away because if I have to, I can stand it in the (junction)... I'm sure.