I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"I think I'm gonna catch up with you later."

Captain Keri Oil, who is narrowing his eyes and looking forward in the lord's seat of a loaded hog car that cuts and pushes the wind - his father speaks out to his family.

"That merged hierarchy lord has helped you to the head, Captain"

"Right, Lieutenant. I can't deal with that one. The other demons will be able to sharpen it."

Even though we're a couple, we call each other captains and deputy captains in public, the fathers.

"Seriously, Red"

"Oh, my God, white."

My brothers are confidently grinning as they scratch up their red and white heads.

You've grown in a while, both of you. It's very uncomfortable for the two of you because you're the only one who remains small.

"I'll do my best."

"You don't have to impose ashes. Don't worry, I'll be active for that matter."

It is Mr Sulrim who says so and hugs him from behind. He's still spoiling me with a gentle smile today.

At first, I sold the charm to get the curse lifted, but now...

"Thank you, Sister Sulrim. But don't push it."

"Yeah, leave it to me"

Watching that smile makes me happy.

To help me and my family, the feeling of doubting her for betraying the King of the Underworld disappears, and all I have now is trust and love as much as my family or more.

Sulrim, if your sister wants you, she really wants to be with you one day.

"You're wrong in the world. Why is my brother hotter..."

"Right. That body won't satisfy you..."

Stupid little brothers are looking at us with a flickering envy and saying something, but let's ignore it.

"You were too focused on appearance to polish the contents."

"But, Mother. Men and women fall in love on the outside first, don't they?

"I'm just like red, too. I don't care what you think, it's about appearance."

Mother Filmina is nagging, but her younger brothers seem unconvinced to argue.

I know what you're trying to say, but I don't think people are all about appearance.

"You guys don't know anything. The charm of a man is here."

Were you also listening to your father in the throne? I've been pinching my mouth, looking back at my chest with my thumb.

"But hey, even Michelle is that face, so you're just hot"

"That's right. That's right, the man in question is his face."

My brothers don't seem willing to give in a single step. I do think Mr. Michelle would look good in the eyes of the same sex. I know how it feels to be secluded.

"Red, white. If it's about appearance, it means Mr. Hackon's not hot, right?

When I said that, they shut up. [M]

Mr. Hackon, a square iron box if you want to compete by appearance, is talking about what happens. The hottest of my people is definitely Mr. Hackon.

"Well, if they say that, they won't even make a sound."

"Come on, Red, it's our loss"

Because people are an example that matters on the inside, Mr. Hackon.

It's a strange thing to think about right now, isn't it? A magic item in which a person's soul can serve a variety of rare items as well as food and beverages. They said I got help, too, and my family has been saved many times.

"Hackon, I hope it's time to be unearthed. He owes me a pile. If you don't make it back, I'm in trouble."

"Right, Captain. We need to repay our children and ours."

My mother is moving next to my father and sitting down. I don't care what you say, I think we're good friends. You know, my dad gets laid on his ass a lot, though.

"When Hackon rendezvous, they'll teach you how to be hot."

"Oh, that's a plan."

While you're saying that, you're not gonna get a hot day like Mr. Hackon.

However, I don't think the idea of learning mindset and thinking is a bad idea. I want you to tell me a lot too. [M] One day, I want to be a gentle, manly adult like Mr. Hackon.

"It inspired me to melt this frozen heart, Demon Prop. Again, I want to drink that sweet drink, and I won't spare your help."

Sulrim, I hear your sister likes Mr. Hackon, too.

Really strange people? Right, Mr. Hackon?

"All right, that's it for nothing. We caught up with the end of the demon."

I see a bunch of demons a few hundred meters ahead.

Looks like one of the slow-footed demons in the herd is a little detached from the others. They say the enemies being manipulated take precedence over orders, so I think it's possible to scrape them from the rear now.

"What we need to do is defeat the demon at all. But don't give up your life. The number one priority of the Fool's Bizarre Regiment... is to take care of your life."

"Ouch, I'll take care of it, dude. Evil is slaughter."

"My demon spear wants blood tonight."

Influenced by the play my brothers watched in the clima. I seem to have liked Mr. Hulumi since he taught me the decision dialogue, having understood to some extent what Mr. Hackon said in the world.

I get a little worried about my susceptible brothers.

"First, you unleash magic."

"I'll help you too"

Sister Sulrim stretches one hand into heaven with her wand hanging from behind her back.

A large amount of water is released from the tip of the cane, and a huge rubble of ice pours down on the torrent-soaked demons. The demons who hit him directly seem to have died instantly, but the demons who were fortunate enough to avoid the ice debris freeze their wet bodies all at once.

"Mixed magic, daughter-in-law... duh duh"

I heard my father whining softly.

"Captain, did you say anything?

Oh, my mother's staring at me and turning away.

"I can't believe you're my wife... Poop"

Sulrim, your sister is pouring a hot gaze at me, but let's not touch you because your fathers said you should flush it out without stepping in deep at times like this.

"Well, shall we do it too?"

The hog truck stopped and Dad and his brothers got off.

I'd like to help, too, but I'd better avoid close-range fights with this body. Remove the spare bow conceded from Mr. Shui and connect the arrow.

I've been good with bows for a long time, so if you're good enough to hit demons, fine. It's just a weak child's body, so I'm guessing the power.

A dozen demons who were out of magic range move on relentlessly crushing their frozen companions.

The other demons are going to notice this noise, but the other demons keep marching silently and don't even look this way.

Again, Mr. Hulumi was right. The demons who decide they've been attacked are attacking us, but otherwise we're ignoring them and moving on because we'll obey orders.

We can destroy each and every one of them, so we can cut our enemies enough, let's do our best.

The movements of the fathers are familiar, burying their enemies with utter danger. We're all getting stronger...... so I resent this helpless body. But if there's only so much I can do right now, I'll just do what I can.

He releases an arrow into the brain of a frogman demon who was dropping by nearby. I just stabbed him shallow, but my brother stabbed me with a spear in the gap my opponent frightened. This way, I just have to contribute a little bit.

When you defeat all the enemies that have come your way, jump on the loaded hog car again and follow them.

And magically attack, eliminating enemies coming towards you. I'm doing a repetition of this.

If you take it from the tens of thousands of mass-looking demons, it may not hurt or itch where you've defeated enemies of this magnitude, but now you just have to sharpen your power a little bit.

By reducing enemies, it's not pointless if you can help one person or another in a later total battle.

I guess everyone in the family thinks the same thing, one person, fighting without complaining. With such pride in his family, a translucent figure suddenly appeared between us and the demon as he approached behind the enemy in an attempt to mount a fifth attack.

That was someone dressed strangely. I'd still prefer a black leather piece with stripped shoulders, but silver chains wrapped around my body. Honestly, I think it's hard to move.

My face is painted black with my eyes and lips, and my dark hair is stretched down to my lower back.

I've never seen this translucent person. My dads look like they've seen it for the first time. I stopped the loaded hog car on alert and jumped off the carriage.

Who are you?

"Ha, I'd say I don't have a name for you who betrayed the king of the underworld, but I'll name you for once. Yeah! I'm Cayolings! It's that Kayolings lady, famous for her screaming singing princess.

I am surprised to see the woman, including myself, who calls her a screamer.

Is translucency like a Necromancer, as a meditation of the eyes in words and deeds? I've heard that individuals who are necrotic and intelligent are powerful demons, so contrary to appearance, they may actually be pretty nasty demons.

"Long time no see, drug general Sulrim."

Do you know your sister? When I looked up unexpectedly, I looked at them with a disappearing look of emotion.

"Yes, they were caught, but you managed to escape, little general."

Now, your sister did speak with the little general. Is the opponent one of the five finger generals?

When I tightened my mind, I bowed as I felt my sister's plush back.