In The Name Of Fang

Like a kitten’s mouth...

Kitten mouth...

kitten……

Xia Yuzhou was silly when he heard people say this for the first time.I took out the breakfast dumplings I just bought, stuffed it into half of my mouth, and chewed it to find my own voice: "You can really talk."

The students entered the classroom one after another.

In the first class in the early morning of the university, many people bring breakfast and eat quickly before class.There are also more arrogant ones who eat while listening to class.However, this kind of situation does not exist in the "Tie Bao Gong" class. You must eat thoroughly and throw out the packaging before the class bell rings.

A boy ran in in a panic and tripped on the doorstep.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" The boy quickly flapped his arms, spinning rounds in the air like a propeller.The body was stabilized, but the soy milk in his hand came out.

"Yeah--" The girl in the front row screamed and hugged her head, and the soy milk cup wrapped in a plastic bag came straight into Xia Yuzhou's face.

"Pop!" A gloved hand stood in front of Xia Yuzhou, and steadily caught the soy milk that was flying in.It was like a scene in the bloody blood that shocked everyone.

There was a moment of silence in the classroom.

"Fuck?"

"Wow!"

Xia Yuzhou swallowed the bun in his mouth, took the cup of soy milk from Si Jun, and blew a whistle: "Cool!"

The wrestling boy blushed and ran over: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Xia Yuzhou returned the soy milk to him: "Yes, buddy, you just turned 360 in the air, master."

"Hahaha..." The people in the classroom suddenly laughed.

The boy also laughed, and sat down beside Xia Yuzhou by the way: "My name is Cai Chengbi, a sophomore in clinical...Huh? Si Jun, it's really rare that you had breakfast."

Student Cai was halfway talking, saw the buns on the table, and looked at Si Jun slowly and slowly taking off his gloves and putting on class.

"You two know each other?" Xia Yuzhou thought this classmate's name was familiar.

"Well, a classmate. You two eat pickles. I took them in the breakfast shop. This shredded pickles is delicious." Cai Chengbi enthusiastically took out another small plastic bag of pickles.

Si Jun shook his head slightly, indicating that he would not eat.

"You didn't have breakfast?" Xia Yuzhou asked him in a low voice.

Si Jun paused and showed him the empty packaging box: "I have eaten it." A small milk carton, drunk cleanly, slapped and folded into squares, and packed in a paper envelope.

"Drink milk on an empty stomach, what would you do? Come on, eat a steamed bun." Xia Yuzhou picked up a steamed dumpling and stuffed it into Si Jun's hand without any explanation.

Si Jun looked at him, then at the steaming steamed bun, and slightly pursed his lips.

"It turned out to be you, brother!" Classmate Cai saw the name in the class, and his eyes flashed.

"what?"

"Are you Zhou Shu's brother? Shu's brother, that's my brother too!" He said, letting Xia Yuzhou eat pickles more enthusiastically, and tried to contribute his own tea eggs.

"Oh, you are that dish... Well, classmate."

"That's right, I'm the one who is the one, hahahaha!" Classmate Cai didn't care about his nickname, and drank a few mouthfuls of soy milk.

The two were chatting happily, when Si Jun next to him suddenly got up, clenched his fists and frowned.Before Xia Yuzhou could react, he ran out of the classroom and went straight to the bathroom.

Xia Yuzhou was taken aback, and quickly followed over to take a look.

Si Jun obviously vomited, gargle by the sink, and held the countertop for a while before taking out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his mouth.

"What's wrong?" Xia Yuzhou was startled.

"There is garlic in the steamed bun." Si Jun looked uncomfortable, his eyes full of physiological moisture.It was also at this time that Xia Yuzhou noticed that his eyes turned out to be dark blue. After being covered with water vapor, it looked like a midsummer night sky washed by rain.

"You can't eat garlic?" Xia Yuzhou still sees someone so sensitive to garlic for the first time. It's not that he doesn't like to eat, but the kind that he can't eat and will vomit immediately after a bite.

To apologize, Xia Yuzhou bought him a bottle of yogurt from the vending machine.It just so happened that the class bell rang, and without giving the opponent time to refuse, he slid it directly into Si Jun's hand and ran back all the way, pulling his wrist.

The teacher just stepped into the classroom, glanced at the two people who were sitting still in a panic, and slowly took out the list.

"Tie Baogong" is well-deserved, and there is no nonsense coming up, so I'll call it first.When you click one, you have to get up and recognize your face for the teacher. After all 44 students click, they will remember them all, which is terrifying.

"In our class, 50% of the usual points, which is 50 points. One missed class, 10 points will be deducted; homework will be deducted once, and 20 points will be deducted."

There was a gasp in the classroom.Normal courses do not account for more than 40% of their usual scores, which is to leave room for those who can take high scores without attending classes.50 points are not enough. If you miss a certain number of times, you will drop out of the course and you will not have to take the final exam.

Teacher Tie was satisfied with the silence of the students in the audience, and turned on the multimedia device to start class.

The content of the first section of the elective course is mostly about the meaning of this course, and there is no important point.Xia Yuzhou quickly ate the buns while the teacher turned around to play with the computer.

He is a very sleepy physique. He has to sleep more than ten hours a day, so he rarely chooses the first class in the morning.And this class is the first quarter.

"Reproductive medicine has made outstanding contributions to human reproduction..."

The teacher's voice drifted farther and farther, and various human organs, babies, cells, and paramecium were fighting in front of them, and they fell asleep without knowing it.

"Xia Yuzhou, come and talk." The sound like Hong Zhong's question pulled Xia Yuzhou back from the quagmire of paramecium.

"Reproductive medicine, your specialty, contact..." Cai Qi lowered his head and reminded in a low voice.

"Here you are the one who learns oral cavity. Tell me about it." The teacher raised his chin at him.

Xia Yuzhou stared up and shook his head: "The usefulness of reproductive medicine for learning oral cavity is that the oral cavity is also a reproductive organ."

"Haha!" Someone couldn't control the laughter, and stopped immediately after laughing twice. The classroom was so quiet that needles fell.

Tie Baogong pointed at him inconceivably, his fingertips trembling: "What do you mean by mouth?"

Xia Yuzhou instantly became sober and coughed dryly: "Ah, it is not classified as such in medicine, but it can be considered as such in ethics. After all, people always have to kiss before they can do anything else. Therefore, when I open a dental clinic in the future, I will The knowledge of reproductive medicine can be used to persuade patients to have a good tooth, which is conducive to the reproduction of offspring."

"Puff...hahahahahahaha!"

The whole class couldn't control it anymore, and the laughter almost collapsed the roof.

Gong Tie Bao turned into a black-faced Gong Bao, and pointed at him for a while and shook for a while: "You, next week, submit a report of no less than 10,000 words to discuss in detail what the oral cavity is! The discussion is not good, you are this semester Normal hours, zero!"

"Good teacher!"

Although the teacher was selfless, he still gave him a chance to save.Otherwise, Xia Yuzhou will be the shame of a medical university who was directly dismissed in the first class, and will be admired by future generations when written into the school history.

Finally when get out of class was over, Xia Yuzhou threw the 10,000-character report behind his head when he saw Si Jun starting to organize things.Gleefully sitting on the spot with one hand on his head, wanting to see how this guy in a suit, leather shoes and bow tie can carry that box of spray back.

Si Jun packed the class slowly, took off his bow tie, and fold it neatly into his pocket.

"How did you take it down?" Xia Yuzhou thought this person would wear it all the time.

Si Jun frowned insignificantly, as if he didn't want to answer, but out of courtesy he explained: "Class is a formal occasion, and get out of class is not."

He got up, put on his gloves, hung his coat and a black straight umbrella in his arms, and easily picked up the carton with one hand.

"Brother Xia, I still have classes, so let's go first." Cai said hello and slipped away for fear that Xia Yuzhou would catch him and ask to share the paper.

Si Jun and Xia Yuzhou had no class in the second quarter, so they walked outside the teaching building together.Today is a sunny day and the sun is shining bright outside.Xia Yuzhou put on a mask in front of the teaching building, buckled the hat of his hoodie and tightened his hood, only showing his eyes.

"Where are you going?" Si Jun quietly watched him do a series of actions before he asked.

"Go to the activity center." The cultural festival is just around the corner. His sword dance program has not been scheduled yet, so he must hurry up to practice.

The activity center is specially built by the school for student activities. It has a sports hall, piano room, dance studio, conference tables, and cafes. It is the most frequent place for students besides classrooms and dormitories.

"Can I buy you a cup of tea?" Si Jun said naturally, and added to Xia Yuzhou's shocked eyes, "Thank you for helping me receive the prize."

"Oh." The corners of Xia Yuzhou's mouth twitched, and the man really spoke with a medieval tone just like his brother said.The simple matter of inviting classmates to drink drinks, he was shocked to say that it was like a date invitation, which was strange.

Si Jun handed over his arm with an umbrella and coat.

"What are you doing?" Xia Yuzhou was confused.

"Help me hold an umbrella."

"..."

"I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays and can't get in the sun."

Xia Yuzhou didn't know why he agreed, and he held up the big black umbrella to cover the poisonous sun, and walked side by side with Si Jun holding the cardboard box on the campus.

In the evening, a red post appeared on the S forum of the Medical University with a very popular title:

[Unfortunately, the scenery of Xia Yuzhou is no longer in the selection, and I become the school grass umbrella kid!

"Hey?" Xia Yuzhou laughed angrily at the title.

Clicking in, there is a back photo of the two of them, asking questions.

[Fishing Boat Singing Bowl (Me): It's just an umbrella together, why is it a little brother?

[Aijun: Look upstairs clearly, Sijun is taller than Xia Yuzhou.Normally, two people walking together should be a tall umbrella, while a short umbrella is either a bodyguard or attendant.

[The most handsome in our state: Hey, hey, I blamed me for not soliciting votes for the state and let him be bullied by Sijun.

No, it's just a selection of school grass, and it's not a fight for the throne. Are you guys?

Xia Yuzhou couldn't understand the thinking of these people. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight against the idlers on the forum for three hundred rounds. The phone suddenly rang and the caller ID was displayed as "Art Troupe Leader".

The head's voice was abnormally excited: "Yuzhou! You know the clinical Sijun!"

Xia Yuzhou: "Just met, what's wrong?"

The head can’t wait to add five exclamation marks in one sentence: "You! Go! Go and invite him to our cultural festival! Let him play the piano!"

Xia Yuzhou: "Huh? Isn't there a piano player in our troupe? I can do it without help. Why do I need to look for Si Jun?"

The team leader hated iron and stomped his feet on the ground: "Do you know who he is? He played the piano and won the international prize in the children's category at the age of 13. I heard that he is preparing for next year's Masters. Winning that is the world. Grade piano master! If you can invite him to play the piano, this cultural festival will be able to hang down the entire Yanjing University."

Xia Yuzhou smacked his lips: "Is there such an exaggeration? He hasn't become a master yet. Besides, I am not familiar with others."

Head: "Why are you unfamiliar, didn't you give him an umbrella?"

Xia Yuzhou: "...I fuck!"