Inari wants to live in peace

Inari-sama.

It was a day some time after two thousand and twenty A.D.

I continued to be the Emperor of God, judged the trouble that occasionally came with my intuition, and gave quite a serious expression to the vague instructions.

Still, as a result, it seemed to be working well, and as usual, I dragged into the sanctuary forest and enjoyed a relaxed and peaceful life while playing with the dogs.

Recently, however, the gods and demons of the world have appeared in Japan as they do every day.

Therefore, this country, which has been at peace for more than 400 years, has also been in a hurry.

Fortunately, the gods who went down to Japan were very polite and did not cause any major trouble with the local population.

Speaking of what I do, I can't say that I am a tourist if I go to visit the religious facilities where I am enshrined, or if I exchange them for Japanese yen by selling goods from different worlds, and look at various shops and shop.

However, it is mainly my role to appraise items that do not exist on Earth. Until manualization progresses, we must frequently go to the exchange bureau installed at Inari Taisha Shrine.

I really want you to give me a break for increasing my work.

But Jesus and Buddha, who came down for the first time, were good gods, and said they would consult whenever they were in trouble.

Besides, other visitors behave in compliance with Japanese law, so I can say that things are going well so far.

We may be able to throw a round at government agencies and tourist associations, as well as religious officials, in a few moments.

Incidentally, when I said that I no longer had to go out because I had a basic manual, there was no such thing.

There are a certain number of gods and demons who do not abide by Japanese law.

Incidentally, the guards have managed to calm down the middle-aged man who is about to step into the sanctuary forest of Inari Taisha Shrine.… and suddenly a government official contacted the 3D communication device placed at home.

For now, I'm the only one who can decide whether it's human or extraneous.

Even Jesus and Buddha have as much credibility as weather forecasts in Japan.

However, still, compared to the sharp credibility of various parts of the world, Japan is on average higher, and 70% of them are quite impressive.

Above all, the two advisors in trouble are now in heaven, and this is my home, so I should go myself.

If you don't use magic and miracles, what's the common man's point of view?... but if you are a god of destruction and curse, there will be absolutely no damage around you, so you will never use your power in the human world.

With that in mind, stop vacuuming the living room at home and stand on the charging cable.

Then, he took off his cooking clothes, put his sleeves through the familiar witch clothes, and then walked slowly to the entrance, wearing his usual waste clothes, aiming for the outside of the sanctuary forest.

I look back on my journey.

When I think about it, after I smiled at Jesus and Buddha, there were a lot of self-proclaimed gods all over the world, and I was very surprised.

It was reported daily in the newspapers and on TV, and it was very busy.

Until now, God and the devil had been believed to exist, but only Inari God (false) had been drawn to heaven and the magical world, and it was thought that he would never come here.

However, the light footwork of the two gods descended on the ground and the situation changed.

Somehow, when people want to ride the fashion and the opportunity to make money is involved, it is no wonder that emerging religions are born in large numbers around the world.

Especially the countries of the East Asian continent were terrible.By proclaiming himself God over me, Inari forged an argument that we should obey our country.

But, well, where does Japan blow? If you have any complaints, come directly to me, and I'll respond provocatively...

And since the rest of the world will take a ride with us, we will die on our own, like another fish launched on land, under economic sanctions that we have forgotten several times this time.

... well, this is a massive incident that claimed to be God all over the world, but in less than a month it will all disappear.

For some reason, it seems that the range of activities of people from different walks of life is limited to Japan, and it is not even possible to maintain flesh in other countries.

Exercising force in such a state is out of the question.

Furthermore, Japan is a home for Inari gods, and there is no room for self-proclaimed gods now.

-Where the hell are you?... and a wide variety of perologists, such as ears, tails and feet, are sure to come in for a compulsory inspection.

Then, not only the front but also the back are carefully examined, and more detailed information than the person is revealed.

If this is going to connect us to the next continent... I'm sorry.

I feel pathetic about this, but I will never help you.Because I know the tragedy of Japan in the future… but that's not true.

The Japanese people today are the same as my family who have lived here for more than 400 years, and I have no intention of condoning enemies who harm my family.

The severance of national communications can be described as his last mercy to his country, which cannot be understood.Pull clear across the border and fire if you cross this line a little.

So I called on them to spend some time in peace, regardless of each other, but I often wear Ichamon, so honestly, it's depressing.

In that regard, there is a cause for the coalition countries that have been crying recently.

Why don't I just ignore the humanitarian considerations and forcefully rule over the phone as usual?When they asked…, they lost their words and were stunned.

Since then, the countries of East Asia have also been less biting into Japan, but since it's only a recent story, there is still a lot of energy there.

Until I lost my temper to be violent and obedient, I was intuitive, but I might be waiting for the next generation... and I breathed a lot as I walked through the sanctuary forest.

Returning to reality, I was walking through the sanctuary forest relying on the map displayed on my smartphone and headed to the scene where God seems to be present.

My home, Inari Taisha Shrine, is a quiet neighborhood separate from the hustle and bustle of the city, as the forest expands with each expansion.Well, the bugs are loud.

Anyway, if you don't put a flag on the map of your smartphone, the average person will never get out of the woods.

In my case, there is a means of sensing my mind and going outside the forest with it as a destination, but there are gods and demons descending every day throughout Japan, and it seems that there are still a lot of real gods gathered at Inari Taisha Shrine.

It is very convenient to put a flag on the map, considering that there are too many objects to narrow down, and even if the target is self-proclaimed.I had to double check with...

Arriving from the sanctuary forest to the vicinity of the destination in this way, a tough uncle with a disgruntled face surrounded by security guards found me with a hiccup face from the back of the forest and gave me an unfamiliar name.

"Oh! Finally! I'm here to play!

"Yippee?... you think I'm mistaken for someone?"

It is a gathering of people in the area as a matter of course, and since I feel the spirit of God and the devil in a glimpse, I think it is a mostly interesting sight to see, and I can easily perceive that I am satisfied with the wild horse.

"Misunderstanding? No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"No, no, so I really don't know."

It was really something, and when I leaned my neck and went out to the cobbled path from the bush, there was a crowd of worshippers in addition to the guard, and I saw people shooting with smartphone cameras.

I can't see far behind, but maybe there's a TV camera or an interview team somewhere.

"Ah... I see. The effect of erasing part of the ex-human memory.If so, it's only natural that you don't remember her. "

"Um... why did you do that? No, but who are you?"

I didn't think that people would suddenly tell me they were ex-humans in a place like this.

If so, is it also my real name?I don't care about that now, but his voice is loud, so it is very unpleasant to keep sounds around.

"Oh, yeah! I'm Susano Onomikoto!

The soul god of Uga, the body of Inari God, is my daughter!

That's why the Spirit was given the same Spirit as his grandson! Nice to meet you! "

Indeed, according to the stories heard from the priests, it seems that the soul god of Uga is the main body of Inari god.

But it has nothing to do with me being such a fake, and I don't intend to mention my name when I was a human again.

Therefore, I honestly want you not to call me too loudly.

"Hah... I certainly feel a sense of spirituality, and there's no mistake in Susanoo-sama."

I've been talking to you a while ago, but even if you suddenly say that you're my grandfather, it's nothing, and I don't want to say hello anymore.

Speaking clearly, I couldn't help but notice the troublesome god.I just felt...

"... and I'm tired of it, so why don't you let me back off?"

"Ah, yes, this man is not calling himself a real Susanoo.I promise. "

That said, I called the guards who surrounded me, but I was very doubtful if you would follow my words when I found out.

(We've been waiting for your exit from the credit crunch!It's supposed to be...

Humans talk about God and think about the people, but they're still agitating, and they won't forgive me.Hah... this is going to be the worst prison gate or burning.)

In the meantime, I will consult with Jesus and Buddha, who exchanged telephone numbers with mail ads, and after leaving the Emperor of God, I will quickly escape before being sentenced to death, and ask them to hide near the heavens.

I can't die from being burned by fire, and I don't have a single wound, but it doesn't hurt at all, so I'm not the type to feel pleasure in such a special play.

So when it comes to that situation, I'm going to run away.

"But you're really getting stronger than you think you are!I'm so proud of my grandfather! "

Susanoo, who is free after the enclosure has been lifted, observes me laughing with a smile.

Since he is a middle-aged man with a strong appearance, it is a picturesque decision to look at a fox daughter and a toddler.

Or is the judgment safe because it seems to be familiar to me?

"The family of Inari God is what the fox deified, right?If so, isn't it strange that humans have power? "

It didn't mean anything in particular, but I regretted not being told.

I am only a little surprised by my own remarks as to whether there was pride enough to challenge God.

"Besides, if you work hard, even a tiny person will surpass Susanoo.... maybe. "

It was a routine behavior, but I was somehow angry because I was clearly looking down here.

Or did you feel physiological aversion because you suddenly appeared and treated me well?I don't know the details, but I made a speech that was too provocative, so I couldn't pull it off in the future.

"Hmm... are you gonna do this with me?"

"... if you'd like"

Honestly, I have a strong feeling that I did it and now I regret it slightly.However, I was very refreshed because I could say what I wanted to say emotionally.