Inari wants to live in peace

Witch Apprenticeship

Today, a few days after serving at Inari Taisha Shrine in Tokyo, I have become more or less accustomed to my work.

I think it's time to tell you what's going on, but as far as witches are concerned, it's almost the same as the shrines and Buddhist temples all over the country.

And since all the seniors in the workplace are good people and take good care of themselves, they are able to work in a good mood, and since Inari-sama chose them directly, it is also thankful that they will not be subject to envy or jealousy even if they are respected.

If you're going to hit the caretaker with a negative feeling, it's like challenging the god emperor's choice.

Dear Inari, not all of your choices are correct.... but unfortunately, I have never made a wrong decision in the past, so I am sure it is not.

However, even if Inari-sama moves as instructed, it sometimes fails.But it is because those who fail to take advantage of the teachings are immature.

This is like thinking of a black company that exists in a country other than Japan, but I benefited from the opportunity to grow both physically and mentally by trial and error, and it was bound to succeed if I did not give up.

In addition, by exploring a completely different possibility from failure, Inari-sama's fluffy teachings have a different meaning, and a wide variety has grown.

Therefore, modern Japan has a loose rule where the free will of the people is respected.

However, when Inari-sama felt the signs of abnormality, he raised his heavy waist and issued a specific order, which quickly resolved the situation.

It used to be good to think only of Japan, but now that international exchanges have become active, we cannot live in peace without reaching out to the world situation.

Therefore, it seems that Inari-sama's frequency of raising her heavy hips is obviously increasing.

Thinking so, people around the world as well as Japan may not really be able to sleep with their feet facing Inari-sama...

Returning to the explanation of the caretaker, because Inari-sama was chosen, falling and growing over the cushion means painting the god Emperor's face with mud.

Moreover, since my current position is close to that of a Japanese representative, I am naturally, physically and mentally tightened, and I feel like trying my best.

The Emperor, who can now be said to be the center of the world, rarely appears behind the forest.

But it's not like he never comes out, and he always goes out on a good day.

It is not an early morning jog… but a forcefully formalized ritual of cleansing.

Inari-sama wakes up every morning at five o'clock and runs through the outer perimeter of the Taisha Shrine without rest.

Then, after entering the studio in the precinct and broadcasting the program, he hid behind the woods and relaxed until tomorrow morning.

Having said that, I returned to the Inari Shrine dormitory after the cleansing ceremony, sinking my body to fall into a cushioned chair arranged in the break room, and breathing roughly repeatedly.

There are about twenty other witches here who are comfortable with their thoughts, such as those who went to their showers, their rooms, or were on daily meals.

"Look... it's the third day, but after all... it's hard."

"I know. I thought so at first. Yes, Ship"

"Ah, thank you, senpai."

Senpai, who became a caregiver a year earlier than I did, brought me a first-aid kit, so I took out the ship and used it.

The current circumferential distance is as much as 20 kilometers because it includes a spacious forest in the collection of religious facilities such as shrines, Buddhist temples and churches.

Besides, Inari-sama is much faster than humans, so I got separated and fell off early.

"It's a road that everyone goes through, and Yamada-san will get used to it soon."

"... I hope so."

Your breathing is gradually calming down, so you can take off your sweaty witch clothes.

Then, carefully stick the ships you received from senpai one by one to your thighs, which are swollen into bread and feel muscle fatigue.

Senpai seems to have already taken a shower and felt refreshed, but in my case, I ran through the outer circumference with a biliquette, and when I arrived in the break room, my energy ran out.

It takes a long time for you to breathe and be able to move again.

"Is it true that the old Inari Taisha Shrine was less than half the size?"

"Sounds like it's been renovated over and over again in 400 years, and now it's on the scale."

Because the distance of the cleansing ceremony became longer every time, I couldn't keep up with senpai, and it was at first that I ran, but at the end it remained almost the same as the pace of walking, and my complexion was blue and my breath was constantly sweating.

In addition, senpai, if you are a newcomer, you will get used to it if you run every day on the road that everyone goes through, both Kintetsu and the caregiver.I could only run to the end for the first time.... apparently.

"Once upon a time, it was pure..."

"Indeed, it seems that the ritual of purification was finished early in the past.

But in modern times, road construction is progressing, and the caregiver can run with athletic shoes, so either way? "

Senpai answered before he was stupid, but listening to it makes it difficult to decide between the present and the past.

Inari-sama has not changed the set of witch clothes and waste for more than 400 years, besides, it does not fade or wear off, so I am convinced that driftstone is a divine instrument.

But in fact, there are other small dissatisfactions, and because I am tired, I follow Poirot and come out of my mouth.

Kintetsu...

"Did you think Kintetsu was cheating on a reinforced exoskeleton?The ritual of purity is a matter of life and death.

I'll leave my gear with the militia just in case, and keep an eye on the surroundings. "

Reinforced exoskeleton is a device that helps people move and is also used in medical care.But it was originally developed for militia infantry.

In addition, Kintetsu is supplied with the latest version, and when it is worn, it can exert more force than humans, and even if it moves even more intensely, it will not tire much.

I heard the neighborhood guards say that technological developments have led to miniaturization, that if they don't care about the output they get, it won't stand out even if they wear it under clothes, and that they can afford to circle the outer circumference.

Still, I thought it would be better, but it was unexpected.

"But the neighbors are pathetic, too.Even if you can force people apart, it doesn't change that it's leggy. "

"Ah... that's true."

Weaker than Inari-sama means being protected.

In other words, the significance of Kintetsu's existence has not improved consistently after more than 400 years.

However, it is not entirely useless, and it is not necessary to protect Inari-sama. It is definitely very useful for eliminating intrusive external enemies and flying bullets.

There is also a boarding type combat frame that improves the functionality of the reinforced exoskeleton for lunar construction.

Did you see that, Inari-sama, the predecessor of the mobile suit?No, this is closer to a tactical plane.... and said excitedly with a full smile, it goes without saying that the guards were also very happy.

But sadly, Kintetsu didn't have the opportunity to board Inari-sama's favorite battle frame and play a big role in octagonal hexapod.

This is because intelligence agencies and militia will not be able to deal with it before the external enemies put a blade to Inari-sama's throat.

The fact that it is not the front that is praised by the Emperor in reality, while receiving strict training that is only commensurate with the latest military uniform, invites me to grieve.

"But when I say that, they're all the same."

Well, of course Inari-sama can do everything alone.

On the first day of arrival at Inari Taisha Shrine, Senpai took me as the new caregiver and was given the opportunity to interrupt Inari-sama's residence.

Behind the sanctuary forest is a top secret, and her private information has not been revealed to the public.

"It's just the right size to live alone, but it won't take me a day to do housework..."

"" I understand! ""

Someday, other seniors came to me and nodded with approval.

Naturally, Inari-sama lived in a small bungalow house.

Moreover, unlike a rural house, it is a 3LDK that is close to an urban single-person apartment.

"I saw it in person, but it was considerably smaller than my parents' home."

"I felt that, too.And you're surprised to say that it was narrower at first, and there were only big rooms and warehouses. "

Senpai chatted with that and this, so he nodded to me when he heard it.

Inari-sama's residence is shaped like a bungalow with 3 LDK apartments, and is considerably more compact than that of a general household.

Besides, I am used to housework and self-cooking, so I clean up everything myself, so I don't need a caregiver in the first place.

"Speaking of which, I went to deliver milk, newspapers, and all kinds of offerings with Kintetsu."

One of my seniors suddenly changed the subject, so I listened with an interesting expression.

There are only a limited number of people in the sanctuary forest, so when Inari-sama has a package, the caretaker and Kinsai team up, and the wolf guides the way while watching the surroundings and goes to your residence.

It's almost like oniichan and oneesan on courier service, but everyday it involves cleaning rituals and entering the studio, and then there's only courier service, so there's no choice.

Until you destroy Inari-sama's peaceful life, you must not want to take her out and take care of her by yourself.

... no, I just wanted to keep it to myself for 24 hours from morning to good night, so I secretly reflected with you.

Regardless, it is not delusional, but returns to reality. One of the seniors suddenly raised Inari-sama's topic, but another witch put a spear in there.

That's that Kinsai kid, right?

"Nh... stupid! No! I didn't think anything about him...!"

"Heh... hmm?"

Senpai looks at a witch with a smiling expression, but since it is a job that often moves in pairs with a synchronized nearby escort, the topic will inevitably come closer.

I heard that it is not unusual for Golden to get along with each other because they are heterosexual.

I haven't worked together since I've only been in office for three days, but do I go out with synchronization myself?

"Ah, better than that! I always put it in the courier box and leave!"

Inari-sama wants a peaceful life, so don't bother to speak up from us even though you don't need it.

Therefore, it was an implicit rule that the courier should go quietly and leave immediately after delivering the luggage without saying anything.

"But by chance, the laundry was being dried by a garden drying rod!He came all the way over here to show me his face! "

Seriously!?

Usually, it was a fairly rare event to show up to the entrance where the courier box was placed, as it was located on the opposite side of the front door, facing the sun, or enclosed in the house.

"Thank you very much... for everything!"

"" "I'm so jealous!!!" "

The opponent is a true god who has been the supreme ruler for more than 400 years, and it is a great honour for the Japanese people to be thanked directly by such a woman.

If it is a rare event to see, it is super rare to be spoken up and thanked.

Incidentally, SSR has been handed over to everyone to eat confectionery that is about to expire, and has been asked to play the game cooperatively until UR, and various other events have been confirmed.

When I heard the story of such senpai's experience, I was filled with expectations that Inari-sama might be able to speak up if I had worked for a long time...