Inari wants to live in peace

Inari-sama.

On a sunny day in spring, I sat down on the edge of a house built deep in the woods through my sleeves in my usual witch clothes and drank a cup of green tea.

It was a peaceful life as usual, but today unusual visitors arrived.

"Hmm... maybe it's time."

As the visitor's arrival time approaches, he or she will not be able to calm down.

So, when you raise your heavy hips from the edge and stand up, put the water bottle into the dishwasher and press the button.

Then, when I looked at the old pigeon clock hanging on the wall, cleaning the room, organizing books, folding laundry, etc., it was 9: 30.

Then I noticed a lot of footsteps approaching, and soon afterwards I heard a nervous middle-aged man's voice coming from the front door.

"I'm from the IHK I promised!"

"Ah, yes, I'm coming."

I walked toward the sound of my voice and opened the sliding door of the front door.

There, against the backdrop of deep and quiet forests and large families of wolves, IHK's interview staff and caretakers, as well as Kintetsu, were in a ragged mood.

"I heard you could cover Inari-sama's daily routine and came..."

"Yes, it fits. But even though it's a normal life, it's not unusual."

Speaking of what I'm doing, it's like cooking, laundry, cleaning, and hanging out with a crocodile.I spent the rest of the day at home, reading cartoons and novels, surfing the net, playing video games, and other nerd hobbies.

It may be very unusual as the supreme ruler of Japan, but as a common people it would be a common day.

I didn't really think it would be the last frontier left on Earth.

Two thousand years later, seabed exploration of the entire planet has almost been completed, and the development of the lunar dome and space colony has already begun, along with plans to go to Mars with manned exploration rockets.

In other words, the hidden frontier on earth is no longer anywhere in the world.

What attracted the attention of romantic seekers was the residence of the Inari god, who had not been allowed to enter for more than 400 years, and whose private information had been severely shut down, and whose mystery was wrapped up in the general public.

(I didn't really intend to do a TV interview, but I can't help it if the world wants to.)

In reality, I secretly exhale from the television staff, and if I expose my nerd hobbies, it will become the image of Inari God.

Therefore, various goods such as video games, cartoons and novels are packed in cardboard and hidden deep in the warehouse.

And with his usual nicotine smile, he turned to them and invited them into the house with his little hand out.

"I can't offer you a lot of hospitality, but please stay inside."

"Ah... yes, but Inari-sama doesn't care about us.As usual, please. "

That's what the professional director of the show says, so I do convince myself in my heart that unless I approach from them, I don't mind doing what I normally do.

But I didn't think so, and I didn't act with a particular purpose.So the director asked along the way as he walked down the hallway towards the living room to grab a cup of tea.

"How big is this distance?"

"It seems to be the 3LDK of an urban apartment.And it's not a place to leave, it's a home. "

When asked occasionally by face-to-face caretakers, it seems to be about the same size as a room in an urban apartment.

Since I am the supreme ruler of Japan, I may think that the mother house of my usual residence is bigger, but unfortunately, this size suits my peaceful life.

After all, there are many main warehouse houses built in the back of the forest instead of the warehouse, but there is no separation.

"Um, don't you feel inconvenient?"

"I live alone, so this size suits my nature.I've never felt inconvenient because I can do all the chores. "

When it is wide, daily cooking, laundry and cleaning becomes difficult and I can't turn my hands.

In that case, it would be good to hire a caretaker, but I hardly work. I rely on offerings from all over the country to maintain my life, and their salaries come from Inari Taisha Shrine.

So, I'm sorry for being selfish and squeezing the other side's cash flow, so it's just enough that I don't have a chance to be active except when I go out.

In this way, I walked a short corridor because it was 3LDK, and arrived in the living room in a short time.

I stand in the open kitchen in the back, take out the water in the dishwasher, pour water into the teapot, quickly boil it, and add a fresh green tea in a crispy motion.

The kitchen is designed to suit my physique, so it is very convenient to do housework without riding on a step.Long live the accessible housing.

"Nevertheless, it's a seasonal appearance.How long has it been built? "

The program director once again asked him if he was carefully transporting the rice-embellished Obon with hot green tea for the number of people and grass pancakes taken out of the cupboard.

When I heard that, I looked back at the past in my head, in order.

"Well, I rebuilt it together with Inari Taisha Shrine in 1919..."

"Speaking of the ninth year of Taisho, is it 1920 A.D.?I mean... it's been over a hundred years!? "

Unlike me, the show staff seem to be quick to calculate.

I've spent a quarter of my life in this house, and I'm so impressed that it's taken me too long to feel attached.

When I knew it by myself, the director, who pulled his face slightly, turned to me and shouted in a hurry.

"No... Inari-sama, by the way, do you plan to rebuild or refurbish it?"

"What? Nothing else?"

"Then ask an architectural expert to investigate the house! Please!"

Not only the imminent show staff, but also the nearby guards and caregivers come to Guigui.

So I will do it if it is convenient for the other side.... and I had to shake my neck vertically.

At that time, I was going to be careful not to give an attitude.However, when I saw the video at a later date, it was clear that not only the expression was sinking, but also the fox ear and tail were dripping.

Back to the story, while I was moistening my throat with the green tea I put on the table, Fox ears picked up several people going out of the living room and in contact with the architect.

In the unlikely event that it is rebuilt, it is known that I am incomplete, and if you do it at a minimum, you will not have to suppress the cash flow of Inari Taisha.... and I decided to flush it without worrying.

"By the way... what kind of life does Inari-sama usually live in this house?"

"Take a walk in the sanctuary forest with your family or sunbathe by the edge.And then there's cooking, laundry, cleaning, and so on. "

When I sat down in the cushion and sipped hot green tea, the show staff coughed up and asked me, but I was able to answer the question quickly because I had anticipated it.

"I see. What else would you do?"

When asked about other things, I wonder if my relatively good hobby is not only to cook morning, noon and evening, but also to make sweets, and to take a nap with the wolves.

After I get lost thinking about this in my head, I decide to go here on a simple line.

"Well... a little reading."

Instead of breaking the image of Japan's supreme ruler as imagined by the general public, I presented the reading that I often use when I have trouble with hobby questions as an answer.

It is not surprising that anyone should be reading a book, so it will apply to everyday life as a god emperor.

"I see. Reading? Are you still reading poetry and literature?"

But then again, the show staff went further.

By the way, there was a choice between lying here or nodding in silence.

Unfortunately, I hated lying.

Therefore, I didn't feel like agreeing with poetry or pure literature that I hardly read, and it was certain that the plating would peel off if I pursued it any further.

Then I breathed slowly and deeply to calm my feelings so as to minimize the image decline of Inari God while the wound was shallow.

"Hey... boy and girl cartoons.And I also love light novels. "

"... huh?"

Answer the truth, but it's chaotic and embarrassing.

Where is the supreme ruler's hobby of reading and fishing entertainment?

Well, there was a prime minister who liked Rosen Iden over there and over here, but when I actually came out of that position, it seemed like there was a fire coming out of my face with shame.

So I can't see it from myself, but in reality, the fox ear may be bright red.

"We watch not only online surfing, but also animations and feature films, as well as video games.

I also asked Hanako Yamada to play with me. "

"Eh?... eh!?"

In order not to find out during the interview, the cartoons and consoles were stored in cardboard and hidden behind the warehouse, but I didn't think it would be bad if I didn't lie.

But after that, become a field and a mountain.The shame diminishes due to the reopening, and the red face gradually returns to its original state.

I wasn't accustomed to lying.

I have always been passionate and have acted freely, so I should always be honest with myself.... that's what I thought.

Afterwards, my full geek hobby favorite goods were exposed under the daytime, and I was photographed lying down reading comics and novels, and playing video games together.

And then I introduced the most obsessed videos, and I talked to the V Tuber who had only watched in the shadows until now, and they found out anyway, and it's gone a lot.

My in-game account is connected to the internet, but I do not accept any friendship requests.

Needless to say, when a game of cooperation comes as a gift, you'll want to hang out with your friends in Waigayagaya.

So when I am free, I invite the Kintetsu and the caregiver on a whim.

By the way, my daily routine is seven days off a week, unless it is troublesome.

Business ends in less than an hour every morning, except for bad weather such as rain or snow.The location is IHK's special studio in the corner of Inari Taisha Shrine.

Therefore, they give thanks from various countries, express their opinions appropriately with genuine talks of postcards full of stories, and speak frankly about what they thought after watching news programs and newspapers.

... well, whatever it is, how I live on a daily basis is exposed to the daytime by IHK interviews.

Of course, Japan was not the only country to know the whole world, and the majesty of the Emperor of God had collapsed and it would be terrible in booming, so I became afraid of war.