It's Munchkin Healer

“That's creepy. I'm not proposing. ”

You hug the lime and mutter.

because in a certain sense, we're entrusting each other's fates. I'm just telling you the truth. Why, are you ashamed?

“Do it right away. ”

Hehe. I'm sorry.

The thief replied with a relaxed voice.

Ha · · ·

How do I do this?

If you think about it, there is no guarantee that he will keep his promise.

There is no guarantee that you will not betray us when you return home for the second time.

Then we take hostages.

“Fine. I'll take your weakness, as you took mine. You can't just say that. ”

Well, are you afraid I'll betray you?

“Of course.”

Well, good. You've helped me, and there's no way you can react if I'm betrayed. You need a leash to hold me down, don't you? Necklace? Hehe. What are you talking about? I have no taste for this.

“About time.”

Okay, then I'll tell you how you can die with me. Reveal that you hear voices from other players. Then I'll be judged by the best.

“How can you believe that? ”

Because you're kind of a bug. Isn't it natural for abusive players to be punished? That's not a bad feeling, is it? Taking the life of God. I'm also carrying this burden. That's how much evidence you're after.

The thief laughs in a mischievous voice.

Okay. Okay.

That's not bad.

I stroked the lime and took a deep breath.

“One last thing. Don't touch my personality. I don't want to be manipulated by you again. ”

It doesn't matter. By the time you hear our voices, you're out of control. I'll just name you as my own warrior, and I'll name you as your protector. Doesn't it look like a wedding report to you?

“Ma'am.”

Okay, well, it's not going to change as much as I'm worried about. Hehe.

The thief laughs carelessly.

Then he said in a serious manner.

So let's move forward with the contract. I'll take one of the facilitators and transfer ownership. One more person will know your secret. Not bad, huh?

“What? You're the only one who knows my secrets, right? ”

Don't worry, you know him.

“I know? Ah.”

This reminded me of one of the facilitators.

Facilitator who caused a dungeon riot without seeing any outstanding titles and skills.

There was that glitch.

“Are you talking about the little guy? ”

What the heck? Don't talk to me in front of you. Peekzilla.

“But do you really need a facilitator? Can't we do this alone? ”

You have control of your warriors, but you have control of your systems. Besides, you have this facilitator's weakness. Are you scared?

“I'm going to be scared. It's safe, right? ”

Sure, you don't trust me, do you?

“If you do, you'll be searching all three. Call.”

Okay, facilitator call.

The thief's voice calls for the facilitator.

My heart was pounding.

If it's my destiny to come anyway, I'd better control it.

The thief who did me favors and the little master had some control.

A familiar voice resounded into the workshop.

Yes! Thank you for coming. Ugh, bandit! You summoned me, too? Do you know how long I've waited? Thinking about the content for the thief, exploring the dungeons around him and looking for a day to serve again · · Owing?

The voice of the thin facilitator rises.

As soon as I heard.

He's no match for me.

“Hello, sunshine. ”

Ha · · haha · · · This is a strange situation? What is this, a dungeon? Is it like a temporary dungeon? And you didn't hire a warrior without me, did you? I was trying to help you recruit a warrior first! Hahaha! What a shame.

“Don't ignore it. ”

What an exciting dungeon! A dungeon made of one homunculus, even a soliloquy warrior. But this warrior! You don't own it? Are you familiar with the setting? Are you familiar with the slime?

That's right, that's the healer.

There was an awkward silence.

The thief replied with a relaxed voice.

I told you I came up with a fun game. It's that content.

This, this, this is ridiculous. Aigoo! You shouldn't have done this! Ah! This is what it feels like to be prepared! The House of Terror! You tricked a warrior into talking! Hahaha! Fun! It's so much fun!

“I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to you. It's the facilitator.”

There seems to be some confusion on my channel. I'm going to go in and out for a while.

I'm already in the same boat.

“Yeah. We're a team now. ”

He added with a smiley face.

Are you listening to us? Guys, we need to report this right now! Why, why did you call me? Why are you getting me involved in this? Please let me go · · · I'll pretend I don't know! Please, you're a thief!

Listen, it's not a bad story for you, either.

Phew · · I'm done · · · disappearing like this · ·

The facilitator wept with a crying voice.

I smiled as I listened.

I felt that I could definitely be hit.

“Don't cry. You pretended to control me two months ago. He's been an accomplice ever since. ”

You, you, you! You miserable earthling! How dare you face me? How dare you!

“Why. What happened last time wasn't enough? ”

Yippee!

The angry facilitator shouts.

Why is he such a comedian?

It was somewhat disturbing.

Okay, calm down. We're done here with Hiller. This is what I'm proposing. Content that is controlled by the facilitator as intended. Characters who can control content or behavior without limiting probability. Aren't you jealous?

Still · ·

It's irregular in your scenario. Not tied to settings and probabilities.

But you can't do this! · · · · · · · · · · If Choi knows!

Just by mixing up the conversation, we're done. Besides, it's hard to skip pretending to be content that you control in the last game. Don't you think?

Heave-ho!

The facilitator cried out.

Just hearing it made me laugh.

Here's my plan. I will build my myth with this fellow. The facilitator uses him to create the scenario he wants.

No · · ·

Think about it. Has anything happened since the last content? The Wizard and the Warrior's complaint was no joke. You're alive because of the score I gave you.

Still · ·

This is an opportunity that the other facilitators cannot capture. Ironhill has been the talk of the year. Remember, Hiller created that content. Right, Tries?

“Suddenly, ”

I answered briefly.

Maybe it was true that he became famous.

The facilitator who ran the field dungeon by himself? The main character in the dungeon is Hiller?

Yeah, this guy here is a mythical Irregular. Not indirect intervention, but direct intervention.

The thief starts to make his rounds.

With each pile of words, the facilitator lost his words, and there was an increasingly awkward atmosphere.

Can I help you now?

I opened my mouth pretending to be unfathomable.

“Bandit, may I say something? ”

Of course, the protagonist of this content is trying.

You nod.

And he said with a sly face.

“Hey, fuck you. ”

This has been going on forever!

“Other facilitators use rewards and tools to attract content. But it's not as easy as it sounds. It can be affected by variables and flows in the opposite direction as intended. ”

When did you get there?

“Listen, I've seen you before, but your agility and storytelling aren't bad. It just lacks the ability to induce it. But what if I help you? I'm postponing your scenario. Players are delighted with the scenario and the scenario moving forward as you planned. Aren't you excited? ”

No · · ·

“If you don't like it, don't. Thief, shall we call the other Masters? ”

Sleep!!! Is this really safe? If it's dangerous, can we get out?

What if you're careful?

“As long as you don't squirm. ”

I smiled and replied.

There you go.

I'm in.

As I saw the other day, he had thin ears, desperate in his own position, and more greedy than that.

It's a good one to use.

The facilitator in the same boat said.

I don't know what happened before? The Bandit asked us to sign a contract, and the Bandit paged us to play a game! Here's the deal! I'm transferring ownership of the warrior here! · · Former owner ·

“It's me. I'm my owner. ”

Could that be it? What was Hiller's name? I can't.

The facilitator's voice was bewildered.

The thief smiles and replies.

I knew it. It's not Irregular for nothing. No ownership. Touch the system and just name each other. Just like everyone else seems to be my hero. Just so I can give you a reward.

Oh, no, this can't be right.

Just do as you're told.

“Make it quick. Don't panic.”

A smile spread over the facilitator's voice.

Is it the influence of the title of the outcast?

I felt better for some reason.

Yes, I have completed the Protection Castle registration. I know you're a special friend. What else do you need?

That's enough for today. Let's talk again when the content is ready. Just don't forget to watch your mouth.

“Yeah. Watch your mouth. ”

Hnng · · · You! It's too short a word! You arrogant bastard!

“Have a cuckoo. ”

Profit!!!

That's enough. Go.

Shhh · · OK So what are you gonna do about this place? I don't think we should leave it.

We have to destroy it. Hiller here will do that for us.

Okay, we'll be with you on the next content.

Yeah, let's go in.

Yep! Haa · · How did this happen · ·

The facilitator disappeared after saying this.

After a brief silence,

Foot.

“Phew!”

You hear two laughter sounds.

“I did the last time, but she's a little short. It's easy to use.”

It's just lack of experience. It was my first time playing the game.

“Well, what should I call you from now on? Hiller or a thief? You're not a thief anymore. ”

I asked the thief who became a healer.

Then the thief, who was making a sound, replied.

Well, when you're alone, call me a bandit. I can't tell you the truth.

“Not bad. I'm used to it.”

Okay, can I have the dungeon dealt with, then? I broke it because it's complicated.

“Leave it to me. What do I do? ”

It's simple, and it's my first gift. You see the homunculus on the table? If you kill it, it'll be about 120 points. That will close this dungeon. Of course, someone might read the trail, so I recommend you burn it from the inside.

“You want me to start a fire? ”

There's nothing you can't do, right?

“Of course.”

You smiled and poisoned the flask.

The fierce venom swallows the silver doll, and the doll is poisoned.

[23 points. Boss: You got rid of the dwarf in the flask.]

[Dungeon cleared! Clear Point 96. Automatically distributed according to the number of party members.]

[Distributed Points: 96]

Not bad for a contract gift, huh?

“I don't know. I haven't eaten anything recently. ”

Hehe. It's fun.

Fuss · · ·

A dark smoke spread into the room.

Soon, a bottle full of poison cracked open.

Goodbye. I'll come back later.

“Let's do that. ”

Hehe. Hello!

Thung, Thung, Thung

The blue light disappears at the end of this speech.

The workshop hops around the yellow light of the lime, and the lime glances at the drop of water.

Tylon?

‘Phew.’

My heart was pounding.

When I think about it, it was strange.

A deal with a player.

But he didn't tell me everything.

They don't know.

I can hear my dice.

And I can change the number of dice.

If they betray me, I will not stand idly by.

* * *

One week after the deal with God is done.

The facilitator says he saved the dungeon and heads back with the thief to the first dungeon.

What I'm acting on is Hiller getting the dungeon intel to save the party.

Holy shit. Who is this? Isn't that Ashir's pig?

Wa-ha-ha. That's ridiculous. Who brought Vanir the hick? Facilitator, are we having a dog or a cow party these days?

A dog or a sona? We're out of pigs. I think it's a pig! Just like you!

This is real!

“The furry one. Can you run like that? I wish I was a pretty wizard. No luck.”

“Phew. Why did you think that? I couldn't think of anything else to do but look at your head. I think there are two suns. ”

“My head? This hairy pig is dying! ”

“Hey, Hiller. You don't have to be bald. You and I are the only ones who can get into the dungeon. ”

Two guys arguing from the start.

Vanir Village, who opened his mouth first, was a bald prosecutor, and Ashir Pig, who answered, was a pair of axe tankers with a stubborn beard.

I brought two men with Dungeon intel as bait.

They were in this mess from the start.

All right, everybody, calm down. Let's get in the dungeon. Our facilitator has prepared an interesting scenario. If you play the game, you won't be able to save yourself.

“Here you go, brothers! Calm down! I'll take care of you from behind, so don't fight me yet! Let's go!”

I asked them to do what the thief said.

Ha · · ·

Noisy players and noisy guys from the first game.

I don't think it will be a smooth game.

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