It's Munchkin Healer

Oh, my God.

The voice of the thief surprised me.

The man who dropped his head fainted, and the men sitting around stood up.

Mi, are you crazy? What the hell are you doing?

You crazy bitch!

You passed out in one blow, didn't you?

“Son of a bitch! ”

“Peter! Ha, you passed out, didn't you? ”

Several voices overlapped.

The drunken men glared, and the players blamed the thieves.

I'm sorry about the bandits, but I had no choice.

I hear you can handle it.

Especially when I couldn't see any of these jokes.

“This one put up a fight first. So why are you staring at people? I thought I was scared to death. ”

I threw the bowl with a bloody smile.

The cripple that hit my head was surprisingly firm.

Instead, it would have blown up another one.

[Tiring!]

[[Plural] title is active. Increases all stats by one level.]

HP: D C (144/144)

Strength: D C

Agility: D C

Will: C B

Mana: D C (156/156)

Huh?

At that moment, the Vengeance Title was activated.

I haven't been triggered since I got out of the dungeon.

What is it?

Is it because you avenged the thieves?

The activation conditions of this title were difficult to understand.

Sometimes I forgot I even had one.

What, is this a fight?

They put up a fight first. Old-fashioned people who don't know the world is changing · ·

There's no facilitator, and there's a fight? Pahaha! This is going to be fun!

Setup fight! Setup fight!

“What, is this a fight? ”

“They were loud first. It's the same!”

“Fight! Fight! ”

Other players and warriors shout.

Everyone was advocating for me.

How dare you beat me? Half the time?

Oh, this is how you get revenge, huh? This!

“This is crazy. Did you just make a fool out of yourself? ”

“Look at this guy. Corrupt warrior?”

“Corrupt warrior or not, you're dead today. ”

Three men surround you.

Two with swords, one with spears.

I didn't see much of him.

It's all my food.

Oh, you misunderstand. I didn't do anything. Purely because of my warrior setup. Don't make eye contact with my warrior.

What? I'm sorry.

Hehe. I'm sorry. Foot.

Profit!

The thief's voice is ridiculed.

It seemed surprised for a moment, and it was a pleasant voice.

Okay. Okay.

Let's keep going, shall we?

I loosened up with a bloody smile.

I didn't have to use a spear.

There's nothing to call the facilitator! There's three of us!

You're dead today!

“Holy shit! ”

The first to run was the man with the sword.

I paralyzed myself, avoiding everything.

[5, 3. Total 8. Success. I used a special poison.]

“Hundred million?”

I put my foot on the ground.

[5, 6. Total 11. Success.]

Qajik!

Shock like a concave file on a floor.

Next, the man with the spear rushes in.

[Degururu · · ·]

[3, 3. Total 6. Success.]

[Double. Roll the dice again.]

[4, 2. Total 6. Cumulative 12. Success.]

Hook!

You move your head away from the spear.

“Huh!”

Thanks to you, the man who stabbed the spear shakes his head.

At that moment, the man's foot stomps on the bottle, rolls around, and falls to the ground.

Of course I can't let you do this.

Finish with a crooked face.

“No, no, wait! ”

Out of the way!

[5, 2. Total 7. Success.]

What? What?

Who the fuck are you?

Surprised voices shout.

“You bastard!!! ”

The last man with the sword ran.

He reached out his hand and paralyzed the man.

[3, 5. Total 8. Success. I used a special poison.]

“· · · Ugh! ”

That's it.

It's so fresh, so fresh.

Are these guys just making noise?

At first, I thought about checking the settings, but I didn't have to.

It was a very tasty battle.

That's it?

Hurrah! This is amazing!

“What, what? Are you a wizard?”

“Paralyzed magic? Or ice?”

“Didn't you see the fist just now? Maybe it's Munk!”

“He's got a spear in his back. ”

Hundreds of people were chatting.

“Yawn.”

Yawn came out.

The average stat goes up to C. These daisies are no match for you.

I sat on a fallen man and shot a paralyzed man.

“Hey."

“Yes, yes? ”

“How much do you have? ”

“Yes?”

“You ruined the restaurant. The four of you pay for the repairs, and you see all the way down here? Give me the medical bills.”

He pointed to the freshness of his fist.

The man swallowed the saliva with a white bored face.

“No it is · · · · · · · · · ·. ”

“Aren't you going to answer? ”

“Yes, yes! I will!”

“And now that you've caused a commotion, you can have a round of beers. Gentlemen! These people here are having a beer! Sorry for the noise! ”

I pointed to the people around me and shouted.

Those who looked away cheered with a glass.

Kahahaha! Those bastards. I used the restaurant all by myself.

That was fun! I was angry when I heard it too! The Master is quiet, I see.

Wa-ha-ha! That's funny!

“It's been fun since midday! It's not a match. ”

“I'm annoyed at you for saying that. Oh, thanks for the beer! ”

“Free beer! ”

“Queehaw!”

Yeah, it is.

Cheer up.

I feel good about this.

I got up, smiling bloody.

Then he released the paralyzed man.

[3, 4. Total 7. Success.]

“Here. Save up and pay for the drinks and the repairs. Give me the rest. ”

“Yes, yes! ”

A furious man jumps out quickly.

The man withdraws money from his fallen comrades and calculates things for the owner of the restaurant.

Of course it can't end like this.

I approached the man who first exploded.

“Heel.”

“Ugh!”

The man who fainted woke up.

The man looks around and opens his eyes wide.

“Good morning? ”

“What the fuck? Turn it off! ”

I grabbed the old man without saying a word.

The man who was caught in solitude had a pale face.

“Apparently, you're confident here. Are you really that proud of yourself? ”

“What · · · ·! ”

“Shh. Quiet. Shh."

“Ugh!”

I gripped it harder.

What are you doing?

Why are you doing this? That's enough!

The voices of the protesters were embarrassed.

Unfortunately, I'm not in control. It's just a setup · · · of my character settings.

What the hell is this setup?

You see the avenger? That's the effect of that setting.

The thief relaxed.

Foot.

I like that answer.

I whispered as I saw a man with a white face.

“Hey."

“Ugh · · Darkness! Let go of me! ”

“Keep your head down from now on. ”

“What are you going to do · · · · Turn it off! ”

What the hell.

I'm a snitch.

[5, 6. Total 11. Success. I used a special poison.]

“Kuaaah!!! ”

Hiic!

Oh, my gosh!

My eyes!

Surprised voices panic.

The man frowns and rolls the floor.

Of course, if we end up like this, we don't know where to recover.

“Heel.”

I disinfected him.

Crazy, crazy, crazy bitch!!!

Hiic! Oh, my God!

Shhh!

One man winces.

Cancer.

This is how men work.

My vengeance principle is a mental attack.

Proud of yourself like this lower body is first to be dealt with.

Haha! No, no, no, no, no! Hahaha!

You think this is funny?

I didn't ask you to do that. But · · · But like this! Hahaha!

The thief laughs loudly without ever before.

Soon after, the men who had her smile slipped away, and those who had received the free beer burst into laughter.

“Wahaha! I had a good time! ”

“Is this an implementation of justice? ”

“I flinched, too, when I grabbed him! ”

“So did I! ”

“Let's have a nice, refreshing drink! ”

I sat down screaming loudly.

“Yay!”

This cold beer.

Is it because you ate it for free?

It tasted even sweeter today.

Hahaha · · hahaha!

Meanwhile, the thief's smile did not stop.

I even burst into laughter with tears.

Well, let's just say this is for protection.

I guess I'm a villain after all.

* * *

Dinner after the commotion.

You leave the town and climb up the hill.

A colorful star dropped over my head, and I felt the cold air and found a rare place.

Didn't you say you were sleeping at a nice inn today? Or is it because of me?

The thief's voice asks.

I hugged the lime and leaned against the tree.

“Just in case you want to talk to me. ”

I'm surprised. I thought you said to fuck off for the evening.

“Seeing you ignored reminds me of the old days. What happened today was personal. ”

Well, I'm better now. Thank you. Try.

“I'd be grateful. So, what do you mean, the other half? Sounds like some kind of harrietta mugle. ”

I stroked the lime and asked.

His body was warm with the heat coming up.

Players of this world. You know these are the gods we talked about on Earth, right?

“Gods of myth. I understand the feeling. It's a common setting on Earth, actually. Holy relics, foreign waters. It was my favorite genre on Earth. ”

You mutter bitterly.

Animations and novels I used to love before I came here.

It was a fantasy world that I admired so much, but the world I experienced was not worth it.

Well, that should be convenient. I'm not a god, I'm a myth. You know I can't say any more, right?

“I can't tell you the truth. ”

So it's like a spirit or something?

That's right. As I heard today · · · I'm up here filling in the lack of holiness. It's sort of like an attempt in some ways. Like taking revenge on a party with less effort.

The thief said in a serious voice.

She was always throwing jokes, but today I felt heavy.

“Well, sort of. I don't think it was depressing. ”

Hehe. That's why I was so fond of trying.

“I'm kind of charming. ”

I coughed and breathed.

But it didn't alert me.

“Anyway, I don't want to trust you completely. Keep your promise straight. ”

Well, I guess I'll have to do better. To become more familiar with trials.

“Suit yourself.”

Is that your first reward? Poison skills or simple equipment? Tell me what you want. Hehe. How can I choose a reward? This is a privilege, too?

“Armor, please. A lightning bolt. ”

Don't you think you're overreacting?

“Enough. I can't think of anything right now. It's beneficial to have one piece of armor stacked like this. Isn't that right?”

Hmm · · · You save points and you save rewards. Bad habit.

“John Burke wins. It's a proverb I learned on Earth. ”

I hugged the lime, feeling a slim body.

The thief speaks in a glamorous voice.

Hehe. I don't know if you know this, but a match of players and warriors is important. It's good for me to leave my stats and settings behind.

“Well, is there an overreaction bonus? ”

Hmm · · · I'm not wrong. Some things are good for players to immerse themselves in and others are easy for players to choose from. So it's a good match.

“Ha · · · Then I guess I didn't like the match with my player. And that's what happened to me. ”

I breathed and murmured.

The thief bursts into laughter.

What are you talking about? Rather it was a good match. in a bad way. Both of them are busy, unwilling, selfish, and unable to communicate. I think they were the perfect couple. Honestly, when you first see · · ·, you're probably right to say that you took care of yourself. You don't blame Hiller for everything, do you?

“Enough · · · · My mental health life is already zero · · · · · · · ·. ”

Phew. Okay.

The thief smiles and replies.

But it's changed. That's what it's like for me.

“Of course.”

I close my eyes with a warm lime hug.

I drank alcohol during the day, so I ran away.

And I slowly fell asleep.

The thief asked me to keep my ears open with a soft voice.

Good night. Try. I'll keep an eye on him.

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