Kenshi o Mezashite Nyūgaku Shitanoni Mahō Tekisei 9999 Nandesukedo!?

"Oh, Laura. Haku. Welcome home. Charlotte, where are you and Anna?

When I walked into the house, my mother Dora welcomed me.

Dora is already over thirty, but she looks just like Laura, who is ten.

Nice buddy with big breasts.

Laura believes she'll be like Dora when she grows up.

I don't see any signs of becoming a nice buddy, but in a few more years I'll look just like my mother, not just my face. Must be. Those who believe are saved.

"I'm home, Mother. You know, Charlotte and Anna became 'cheek-pull monsters'. That's why I'm trying to lock you up and keep you out of the house."

"Oh. That's tough. But Laura's cheeks are soft, so I can't help it."

"Already! Say that to your mother! Anyway, you can't let them in the house. 'Cause my cheeks are gonna grow."

And when I finished explaining the situation to Dora, just as the two 'cheek-pull monsters' began to knock on the front door.

"Why is it locked?!? Please open it!

"Hurry up and puff the cheeks. I get cheek withdrawal symptoms."

From across the door, I hear voices stuffed with cutting feathers.

"Oh well. You both like Laura's cheek so much. Let me touch you."

"Oh no! Both Mr. Charlotte and Ms. Anna, once I let them touch me, they're touching me all the time!

"Really? But if I stay out all the time, I'll catch a cold... okay, leave this here to your mother!

Dora took the hack from Laura's head and put it on her own, wondering if she had made a temperamental voice.

"Pi?

Haku, who was suddenly forced to move, raises his voice as to what was going on.

but you liked Dora's head, she sat up a lot.

"Heh... they kidnapped Haku..."

"Hehe. Just lend it to me for a second. Now you can be Laura."

"Yeah... I don't think I can..."

"It's okay, it's okay."

Dora stood in front of the front door and hid Laura on her back.

And it unlocks.

At that moment, Charlotte and Anna came into the house with momentum.

"Oh, it's Laura's cheek. Wow."

"Again, this puffy is the best. I can't live without this."

and so on, pulling Dora's cheek from left to right with a tranced look.

But after about ten seconds.

"... I feel subtly uncomfortable touching it..." said Mr. Dora!? "

"I thought he was tall with a grub...... when did he replace it?

The two finally realize and pap their hands off Dora.

"Ugh. Ever since you two walked into the house."

"I'm unconscious... I can't believe I made a mistake with Laura and Dora..."

"Haku's on my head, and my face looks just like it, so for a moment, I was fooled. Plus, your cheeks are just as comfortable. Boulders are parents and children."

Charlotte and Anna look strange.

I still can't seem to believe what I was touching was Dora's cheek.

Laura got a little angry about it.

"Already! What do you mean you can't tell from your mother's cheeks while you both always say my cheeks are the best or something! If you're only committed to that extent, I won't let you touch me anymore!

"Laura, what's wrong with making such a musty voice? Maybe he's jealous?

Dora says with a laugh at Nico.

"Well, that's not true...... anyway, if it doesn't have to be my cheek, you just have to be touching your own cheek, both Charlotte and Anna!

Laura put her face out of Dora's back and glanced at them with a kick.

Then we both get a rushed look and start making excuses with the mundane.

"Mr. Dora's cheek was certainly great, but it's still not like Laura's! To that evidence, see. We noticed right away!

"Yes. Because I'm a parent and a child, naturally I'm similar. But I knew Laura's cheek was the best."

"... is that true? In other words, it took me more than ten seconds to realize."

"Well, I can't help it! Even Laura would have made a mistake with her parents earlier!? Everyone has a mistake!

"Yes, yes. Laura made a mistake because the town is covered in white snow. We, too, made a mistake because Mr. Dora was covered in white hack. together."

"Nah...... I see! If you ask me, maybe so!

Laura acknowledged the correctness of the two statements.

I've been living in the wrong house for years.

Then there's no need for you two to get your cheeks wrong.

Convinced, convinced.

I can only forgive this.

"I'll carve the feel of Mr. Laura's cheek into my hand so I can't go wrong again. So let me touch it."

"Repetitive practice is still important. We have to make sure that even if we close our eyes, we can tell the difference between Laura and Mr. Dora."

"... there's no choice if that's the case"

Laura offered her cheeks to Charlotte and Anna.

At that moment, they let their eyes shine and pulled, stuck, and mumbled on Laura's cheeks.

It tickles, but this is also to allow the two of us to distinguish Laura from Dora with our eyes closed -.

"Because if you think about it, you don't need to acquire such weird skills, do you? Look me in the eye and distinguish me from your mother."

"Ugh. That's true, though."

"That's it. This is this."

The two keep playing on Laura's cheek, whining about things they don't quite understand.

Laura tried to ask her mother for help, but at some point she was gone with Huck.

"Mother! Mr. Charlotte and Ms. Anna are gonna mess with you!

I shake off the two hands and run a toy in the back of the house.

Then Dora was making an oversized omelet in the kitchen.

"Wow, it's an omelet!

As soon as she saw it, Laura also forgot that she was in a grumpy mood with her cheeks pulled, so happy she jumped up.

"I knew it was an omelet when Laura came home."

"Yay! Big omelette."

"Tell you what, we're all going to eat this separately."

"Er..."

If you ask me, it's too big to eat alone.

But Laura's stomach grows only when she eats omelettes.

If you want to eat it, you can eat it alone.

"Pi."

Huck flew out of Dora's head and moved on to Laura's.

"If I eat it all, you're out of haku's share...... I have no choice, so bear with me"

"Pi!"

"It's great, Mr. Laura."

"I didn't know you could put up with omelettes, but Laura's ten years old doesn't taste the same"

Charlotte and Anna, who came to the kitchen, gave a definitely impressive voice.

I'm happy to be praised for growing up at the age of ten, but it's out-of-heart to be impressed by this extent.

As much as I would put up with an oversized omelet, I could even do it with Laura when I was nine. I think.

"There you go. You guys, don't be blurry, line up the dishes."

"" "Yes" "

Laura and the others, instructed by Dora, helped by arranging plates and forks.

As well as Laura, for Charlotte and Anna, who have come to this house many times to visit, the kitchen knows for herself. I know where and what.