Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Xiaofeng and Sherlock Holmes talked for a while before they found out why he appeared here.Sherlock Holmes began to produce military-themed documentaries and entertainment programs after he retired from the military. Because the programs were real and in line with the American people’s desire to understand the internal psychology of the military, the program quickly became popular as soon as it was broadcast. Sherlock Holmes became such a program. Producer of gold medal.

Sherlock Holmes Wong was invited by KBS to guide the filming of "Stars in the Army", and it was a surprise to meet Xiaofeng.Since South Korea’s economy has been in a good state in recent years, the problem of South Korean soldiers has reappeared. Nationals of the right age do not want to go on military service in such a good economic situation.This program is to use the stars in service to call on the citizens to take the initiative to serve.In fact, this is the only way out of nowhere. "Stars in the Army" is a measure that KBS, the government mouthpiece, has to take.

When Xiaofeng got the list of the fixed MC for the show, the last point of hope for the show disappeared.The main MC is Xiaofeng, and the auxiliary MCs: kara Han Seung Yeon, 2ne1 Park Chun, Tara Jeon Bolan, AOA Shin Ji Min, Girl's Day Fang Min Ah.

"Yeah! Are you doing a variety show? Are you letting these 5 idols be cute and cute in the show? This is a show calling for voluntary military service!" Xiaofeng roared after reading the list

Holmes Huang Danran explained: “Can we shoot real military life in Korea? There are a few popular artists in Korea who perform normal military service? In my opinion, this show is just the best show. Feast your eyes on the audience!"

Sherlock Holmes’s answer surprised Xiaofeng. It seems that this playboy still has a few brushes, but after all, this is Xiaofeng’s first show as the main MC. Xiaofeng really wants to make this show good for a long time. Up.

"Then you can't find all idols, you should also find one or two comedians appropriately! It can't all be women, after all, it is not convenient for women in the army." Xiaofeng said

"I'm looking for a male comedian! Madman, aren't you? Madman, don't worry about the staff. Tell me about the beauty of these women?" Holmes Huang asked

"Don't you have the information in your hand? Do you need to ask me?" Xiaofeng said angrily

"Madman, can you take the information seriously? Looking at the highlights, all the NBA players are Jordan. I didn't know until I came to Korea that every Korean woman with makeup is a goddess. I don't want to get up early the next morning and sleep next to Betty. "Holmes Huang said

"In Korea, cosmetic surgery is better than makeup. Don't you know that many stars have undergone cosmetic surgery? Do you want the cosmetic surgery?" Xiaofeng sneered.

"Oh, NO. Why do you need plastic surgery? Can they be worthy of God and their parents?" Sherlock Holmes shouted excitedly

"Not everyone has such a good look as you. Isn't it better to make people look more comfortable after finishing it? By the way, your kid really gets longer and more beautiful! Have you ever thought of being a star?" Xiaofeng was slightly jealous Said

"Madman. Please don't describe me as beautiful. Isn't this handsome? Just for my face I want to let those empty and lonely beauties know that the world is still beautiful." Holmes Huang said proudly

Xiaofeng mentioned beautiful women in every sentence, and the playboy who had been picking up girls was completely speechless.

Xiaofeng checked that the time was 14:65 and asked his assistant: "Isn't the meeting set at 15 o'clock? It's been 5 minutes, why is no one coming?"

The assistant glanced at Holmes Huang and said, "Today Huang PD only notified Luo Fengenxi to come over."

"Weasel, can you explain to me what's going on? Is it too long for no one to loosen your muscles and your skin is tight?" Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said

"Madman, it's been a long time since no one called me by my nickname, but the nickname you gave me sounds good." Holmes Huang said excitedly

At this time, Xiaofeng remembered the origin of the two nicknames. The Six Madness version of Luo Fengen was crazy in training and indifferent to people when communicating in the Delta. She was nicknamed a lunatic by Holmes, and the Six Madness in order to avenge Sherlock Holmes. Huang also got the nickname of Weasel.Unexpectedly, when Holmes Wong learned about it, he was not ashamed but rather proud. He also claimed that he was like a weasel who didn't dare to provoke and was good at stealing incense and jade.

Xiaofeng wanted to tell the half-hearted China Expert in front of him that the weasel is good at sneaking around.

"Answer my question honestly, or you can settle in South Korea." Xiaofeng threatened.

"Oh, madman, did you change your mind? Do you want to introduce me to the beauties? But I don't want to get married now?" Holmes Huang said in distress

Xiaofeng knew that this weasel had misunderstood what she meant, "I said I can bury you in Korea."

Holmes Huang ignored Xiaofeng's threats and said with a smiley face: "What's the use of asking them to come? It's up to us to decide how to shoot the show! Then they will just be the vases."

"Do you mean this show is all about watching my performance?" Xiaofeng asked with wide eyes

"Yes, you still understand me. My original intention was to let you accompany the stars who are serving in the army to participate in military training. From one side, let Korean citizens understand the relative real life of the army. Then let these vases show their opposition to the soldiers. Love and admiration, so as to achieve the purpose of propagating military service.” Sherlock Holmes Huang only then came to the topic

Xiaofeng thought for a while and said, "The interactive problem is not easy to solve."

"There is nothing difficult to solve. Let me make an analogy. This show is equivalent to your personal talk show. From your interaction with military stars, you can beautify the life of the military. As long as the auxiliary MC continues to feel that the soldiers are great, the soldiers The most attractive, the soldier is the most reliable, just like the soldier the most." Holmes Huang said

"You really look down on me, but I just debuted?" Xiaofeng laughed at herself

"Madman, if I really can't find the right person, could I find you? I'll have the final say when I find someone else. If I find you, I'll have to listen to you." Holmes said with a helpless expression.

"So these idols are all selected by you?" Xiaofeng asked

"Yes or not, when the show just released the news to find people, basically all entertainment companies came to share the cake, I just selected suitable candidates within a certain range." Holmes Huang said depressed.

"You have a good vision, these people are still very popular in the military. But I want to warn you, this is South Korea, you can't provoke any of the assistant MCs. If you mess up the show, you can pat your butt and go back to the United States to make girls. Now, my resume will be filled with a shameful page." Xiaofeng said uncomfortably

"Madman, how can you think that? I also have professional ethics? Don't you know me?" Holmes Huang looked speechless

"I just know you so well that I put ugliness ahead. Do you think I would believe that the people who sneaked out of the barracks and went off-road for more than 50 kilometers to play in the nightclub have character? Don’t forget that all the playboys in your locker Can't pretend. Your professional ethics is because of seeing a beautiful woman who almost sent a bullet into the body of a comrade-in-arms." Xiaofeng casually said something about Sherlock Holmes.

"Madman, I listen to you, so don't talk about the past. You don't want to destroy my glorious image in front of my subordinates, okay?" Holmes Huang complained

Xiaofeng and Huang PD's assistants looked at each other, and they all saw helplessness and dumbfounding in the eyes of the other party. What image can there be like this?