Korean entertainment, I am crazy

In order to prepare for the carnival to be held in Guangzhou on December 14th, everyone at RM had to get together to prepare. Nowadays, fans are no longer satisfied with the RM show on stage. The lower limit show in Chinese. Jin Zhongguo once felt that he participated in a carnival several times. Even more tired after the concert.

The reason why RM attaches so much importance to carnivals held in East Asia and Southeast Asia is also a helpless move. In fact, the ratings of RM in South Korea are really not high. The reason why it has the current popularity is completely supported by the overseas market, relying on RM all MC Not only has it gathered a lot of popularity, but it has also gained a lot of money.

It can be said that Kim Jong-kook succeeded in gaining a foothold in the entertainment industry by RM. Gary also used RM to get rid of the predicament of not being popular among singers. Before joining RM, Song Ji-hyo could only be regarded as an actor who was half-red, neither purple nor famous. Luminous beads rely on RM to achieve today's results, not to mention Xiaofeng started completely from RM.

The carnival has been held many times, and the fans' requirements are getting higher and higher. If you don’t pay attention, you can easily be accused of being completely insincere in collecting money. So the carnival has gradually evolved from a few local words to an autograph. Taking photos to make a three-piece game, up to now, it is done entirely in a party mode.

Xiaofeng, who did not participate in the carnival activities for a whole year, was entrusted with an important task. Not only did she want to be an MC, she also had three shows. What made Xiaofeng most pained was that Zhao Xiaozhen actually appointed Xiaofeng as the leader of the carnival planning team, preparing Xiaofeng’s program is not exciting enough. If anything goes wrong, Xiaofeng will be held accountable. Xiaofeng has no choice but to accept Zhao Xiaozhen’s public revenge behavior. Who will let Xiaofeng take care of it?

Others expressed their full support for Zhao Xiaozhen’s wise resolutions, and they all expressed their willingness to cooperate with Xiaofeng. Basically, they have performed all the performances that Carnival has done so many times. Although they have new talents and new works, Whether fans will buy it or not is unknown.

Xiaofeng feels that her head is big. Since RM's performance is so funny, it must be the theme. The group show is enough for a headache, not to mention the group of people to perform separately.

The logistics of the production team is still very good, but apart from that, Xiaofeng is not given any suggestions for construction. Although the PDs are all there, they all have an expression of focusing on watching movies for 30 years.

The biggest problem Xiaofeng has to face is to plan a performance that is both begging and funny.

The collective performance is dance. In addition to RAP, Gary's other singing is a rhythm that requires no money. Guangzhu's singing ability is barely able to listen to it. Song Zhixiao is a singing and dancing idiot. The only highlight is that everyone at RM Has its own special dance, this is a reserved program.

Fortunately, Xiaofeng used to choreograph to give MC dreams a feat, but now she can apply what she has learned. Xiaofeng chose Jackson’s Thriller. Xiaofeng did not expect everyone from RM to perfectly reproduce the classic dance steps in the MV. What Xiaofeng wants is contrast, so that the purpose of being funny is achieved.

Xiaofeng asked the sound effects team to mix and re-arrange the music of Thriller and Plants vs. Zombies. A version of Thriller for Plants vs. Zombies was successfully released. The only thing Xiaofeng had to do was to choreograph a simple dance step for the RM people. The reason for doing this is not because Xiaofeng feels that RM everyone's dancing ability is not good, but because Xiaofeng's choreography ability can also choreograph to this level.

It seems that it is naturally a prelude to Thriller. Xiaofeng thinks that the group dance is more suitable. The beginning of the zombie dance is relatively simple. As long as a little practice ensures the unified effect of the movements, it will be very good. Then it is Plants vs. Zombies chaotically, and the tall Thriller instantly changes Become funny, don’t be too simple to imitate the movement of zombies in Food vs. Zombies.

According to Xiaofeng’s request, the Thriller time was 7 minutes and 12 seconds. Obviously, it’s not enough to rely on these tricks. So Xiaofeng arranged time for solo and qi dance for everyone, and Guangzhu’s mechanical dance was slightly more cramped. The change successfully turned into a zombie mechanical dance. As the dance king, Liu Jae-shik, of course, has to perform the old disco version of the zombie dance. Jin Zhongguo and haha ​​happened to have a zombie version of the black cat. Gary is naturally the zombie version of President Yang and Song Zhixiao. Only a zombie version of the healthy dance can be arranged. Don’t have too high demands on dance idiots. Of course, Xiaofeng has taken the heaviest responsibility. Just being funny is a ruined classic. Xiaofeng will perfectly reproduce a dance king. Zombie dance.

Originally, Zhao Xiaozhen and the RM all ran on Xiaofeng. It was the punishment for Xiaofeng’s absence from the carnival so many times. When Xiaofeng was at a loss, they would reluctantly accept Xiaofeng’s apology and return to the original routine. Unexpectedly, Xiaofeng, who feels deeply guilty, is actually doing it well. Since this is the case, the production team will be happy, and the planned plan will be used again next time. Anyway, RM will have several carnivals every year, and the production team must have Jiang Lang to do it. I feel that if Xiaofeng's attempt to succeed this time is equivalent to providing a new idea for the production team, maybe the idea of ​​ruining the classics is really feasible.

Of course, the hard-working Xiaofeng will not let herself suffer alone. Only when it is difficult can we show the feelings among the people of RM. When assigning tasks, Xiaofeng was very insidious to give everyone a problem. This stop was held in Guangzhou. Xiaofeng’s requirement is to sing a Cantonese song if he can sing Cantonese, and a Mandarin song if he can’t sing Cantonese. In short, everyone must learn a classic Chinese song.

As a Hong Kong fan, Liu Zai-shik is easy. It’s really not that difficult for him to sing a Cantonese song with a picture of a cat and a tiger, but Xiaofeng assigned Liu Zai-shik a song, a "Legend of Hungry Wolf" by Xueyou, and it still passed by Xiaofeng The funny version of the adaptation makes Liu Zaishi miserable.

Gary and Song Ji-hyo, the couple on Monday, will naturally choose to sing as a couple. Xiaofeng turned over and found no suitable love songs for the two of them. The main reason is that there is really no song suitable for them to sing in terms of their singing style, so Xiaofeng came out In the disgusting way, he deliberately spent a lot of energy to tailor a love song for the two. The male part Xiaofeng is designed according to Gary’s unique rap, and the female part is It's a bit like a chant that can be sung without ups and downs, which perfectly fits Song Jixiao's style.

Jin Zhongguo, Haha, and Li Guangzhu were arranged by Xiaofeng. The song Xiaofeng chose for the three was Grasshopper's Samba Dance. In addition to the classic dance moves in the original MV, Xiaofeng also arranged real samba for the three. In the dance movement, I saw the muscular Jin Zhongguo and Haha Li Guangzhu dancing samba together. The picture was so beautiful.

When Xiaofeng disgusted others, she didn’t forget to disgust herself. Otherwise, other people would have gone on strike a long time ago. Xiaofeng first chose a very atmospheric song "Friendship Years" for herself, and then Xiaofeng also made a self-discipline. She sang "I'm Ugly, But I'm Very Gentle", and finally Xiaofeng will play "Hotel California" as the lead singer and lead guitarist with other people in RM.

After planning so much, Xiaofeng said generously to other people’s solo performances that he can arrange it by himself. What Jin Zhongguo sings his own famous song cute, what Gary sings Leessang’s new song that was not released just now, what Liu Jae-shih Lee Kwang-joo Haha came to a small chorus, Xiaofeng said that he wouldn't be rigid.

After Xiaofeng arranged the arrangements, not only the RM but also the production crew were all stupid. This is properly prepared according to the party. The ideal is good, but the preparation time of 10 days is not enough for the RM to practice these programs. In the past, I was good at performing. I was performing a few nondescript self-provided shows. If I didn't perform well, it would be considered funny. If I acted according to Xiaofeng's arrangement, it would be a mess.

For RM and the production team beware, Xiaofeng said don’t care too much. Xiaofeng’s mission is the heaviest, but Xiaofeng gave the show that she wants to perform on the same day. Although she was a bit stingy, she also achieved street art. At this level, other people can't save face if they want to regret it now, they can only bite the bullet. Anyway, everyone is a comedian, and if the acting is broken, they will be fans and there is no pressure at all.

Under Xiaofeng’s supervision, everyone’s practice is quite diligent, RM everyone even Xiaofeng’s result is that during the 10 days of preparation time, everyone completely ignored other tasks, and one day spent a full 16 in the practice room. Hours, there will always be gains, although it is not comparable to the original version, but after intensive training, all the programs have reached the RM standard.

On December 13th, the staff of RM and SBS arrived in Guangzhou by plane. In order to have a good ending in 2018, after getting off the plane, everyone went to the venue for the carnival. It has to be said that RM is still very popular in the sky. , The organizer was well prepared. When RM arrived at the venue, the stage had already been set up. Seeing Xiaofeng on the tall stage felt like participating in the concert.

The rehearsal did not last long. Although there is no jet lag problem, everyone needs to relax after intensive training for so long to cope with tomorrow's performance.

It was originally supposed that Xiaofeng should take everyone out to relax, but RM was surrounded by fans from the moment they got off the plane, and it took more than half an hour to get out of the airport. There were also many fans outside the hotel, so that RM It is impossible for everyone to play a golden cicada and get out of the shell.

There is no way that the RM people can only despise each other to pass the time in the meeting room, and the object of despise is naturally Xiaofeng. If it is not because of Xiaofeng and they will not have to spend so hard in these 10 days, or because of Xiaofeng, they absolutely do not. There will be emotions about gains and losses. After 10 days of hard preparation, RM members certainly hope that their efforts will be rewarded.

Xiaofeng chose to ignore everyone’s contempt. It’s not that Xiaofeng’s temper has changed and it has become a 10,000 years ago. It’s not that Xiaofeng feels guilty and embarrassed because she has caused so much trouble for others, but Xiaofeng completely I was pitted by myself. After contacting the organizer, Xiaofeng knew that during the performance, not only had to arrange interactive games, but also selected lucky audiences from the audience to play RM classic games with RM, such as special games like tearing up famous brands. At the same time, on the day of the carnival, everyone at RM will also sign on-site and present RM's peripheral products. Xiaofeng now spends all his thoughts on arranging the order of the performance, so he has energy to argue.

On the day of the carnival, everyone in RM set off from the hotel after lunch. Everyone signed a lot of photos and hats in advance. If they only signed on-site, they wouldn't need to perform the show. They would have been unable to raise their arms because of the autographs.

After arriving at the scene, Xiaofeng truly felt what the enthusiasm of the people of the celestial dynasty was. Xiaofeng, who was in communication dancing, just got out of the car and heard all kinds of shouts. Most of them called names, but many of them were very complicated. It is estimated that everyone except Xiaofeng is struggling to listen. This kind of Cantonese Mandarin is not even understood by others who are not even half-hearted.

"Family, are they calling me?" Guangzhu asked softly as she approached the school and raised her hand to the fans.

"Guangzhu, you don't even understand your name, but you are ashamed to say that you are the little prince of Asia." Liu Zaishi said before Xiaofeng could answer.

"Hey, in Brother Shi, can't you let me live in your own world? Even if they call you, but they call me in my ears, I don't understand them anyway, just be them Just call me.” In fact, Guangzhu is deceiving himself and others. The pronunciation of Korean is actually similar to Chinese. The pronunciation of the two words Guangzhu is too simple to hear, but it is obviously called Liu Zaishi at the scene. The most, and the one that comes down is Xiaofeng, whose popularity and language are dominant.

"Hello, fans." Xiaofeng took the microphone from the staff and shouted loudly. The fans responded warmly. Although they all know that Xiaofeng can speak fluent Mandarin with the smell of rice stubble, but dear Hearing and hearing or watching videos are completely two concepts. In the past, a nondescript hello from RM people and a song that they did not understand in Chinese can cause a sensation, let alone Xiaofeng's down-to-earth Chinese.

Xiaofeng's greetings were exchanged for a warm response. Of course, this interaction did not last long, and the signing session officially began.

At the end of the autograph session, Xiaofeng felt that the muscles on her face and hands were stiff, because she kept smiling on her face, and because she signed too many words on her hands. RM advertised being approachable, even though the end was stipulated. Time, but who makes Xiaofeng so stupid not to be lazy.

When others sign, they shake hands with fans, and then show off the Chinese language and interact with fans through translation. This will delay a lot of time. Xiaofeng has one sign, as long as fans don’t ask for it. Feng will never do anything more, which has caused Xiaofeng to sign the most and the most tiring, but his reputation is not as good as that of others. This is the result of inexperience and offending people. Tired silly boy.