Korean entertainment, I am crazy

The Guangzhou Carnival officially started at 18:00. The opening Thriller's prelude evoked cheers from the audience. Under the light of the lights, the RM7 people appeared with zombie makeup, although compared to the dancers, the dance steps of the RM people were pitted and half a shot. , But the effect is still very good, especially the realistic fake singing.

The chaotic entry of Plants vs. Zombies stopped the cheering of the audience, and then burst into laughter under the performance of RM who mimicked the movement of zombies. The cheers continued. The middle part of the dance was the moment when RM showed off his personal dance skills. The performances of the elderly disco and Guangzhu’s mechanical dance with cramps are remarkable. The only thing that compares is that Jin Zhongguo’s dance is relatively hey, and the pretense on his face is jumped off, and haha, he even prepared the tomato sauce and put it on his mouth. I accidentally touched Jin Zhongguo's body while dancing.

Thriller continued, just when the audience wondered why the 6 people performed solo and why Xiaofeng didn’t, when the lights went dark, Xiaofeng and the dancer were left on the stage. The others in RM stepped down, and Xiaofeng was thrown off. The coat reveals the red leather jacket and red trousers inside. Now it is Xiaofeng's showtime, Xiaofeng wants to pay tribute to the classics.

Skills close to the body and intensive training have allowed Xiaofeng to reproduce Jackson’s classic dance perfectly. The only regret is that Xiaofeng’s posture is not as enchanting as Jackson. The tight leather jacket and leather pants expose Xiaofeng’s muscles. Xiaofeng also tried a spacewalk.In the end, Xiaofeng finished the performance with a three-week turn.

After the dancer stepped off the stage, the lights were brightly lit, and Xiaofeng, the host, had no time to remove her makeup and change clothes, so she could only accept the applause of the audience.

"Don't worry, there is no Resident Evil here, nor is it a walking dead. Please tell me what this stage is today." Xiaofeng began to arouse the emotions of the audience.

"RM Carnival." Although the answer is not neat, the atmosphere is high.

"Is the opening dance just now good-looking?" Xiaofeng then asked, and the news that the next show was ready was not heard from the earphones, so Xiaofeng could only continue to chat with the audience and beat them up.

"Good-looking." The answer this time was neat.

"Then who among the seven of us dances best?" Xiaofeng asked next.

Xiaofeng asked this question on the spot, but it was Xiaofeng who answered the most, not only because Xiaofeng was the best one, but also because he asked Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng's standard Mandarin with the flavor of Northeast China.

"Then what do you want to watch for the next show?" Xiaofeng continued to grind, the zombie makeup is difficult to put on and remove.

"Tear the famous brand!" This is the loudest of all the answers.

"I want to watch tear-up brand names? Have you not watched enough in the usual programs?" To be honest, RM’s classic project tear-down brand names have been played by the production team. Although new ideas continue to be created, it will inevitably become aesthetic fatigue. From a long time ago, the RM production team has deliberately reduced the frequency of tearing up famous brands, because often a link that is too classic has too much influence on people. When this link makes the audience lose interest, it is the moment when the program is difficult to maintain.

"Not enough." The audience still cheered for the face. The most important thing is that Xiaofeng took off her leather jacket to show the tight T-shirt inside because she was a bit hot in order to delay the time. She also exposed her back while selling meat. Brand name.

"Do you want this brand?" My brand is the one with the least number of tears among RM.Xiaofeng brags shamelessly.How long did he enter the RM as a fixed MC, if not torn the least, it is estimated to be weaker than Chishizhen.

"Yes!" The answer was loud, and Xiaofeng was satisfied.

"If you want to, but you have to fight for it yourself, I will give you a chance, but not now, let us invite the most famous duo of our RM. Although they only have one day a week, they insist on 8 years, you tell Who are I?" Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Song Zhixiao and Gary were ready, and finally saved the pants. Xiaofeng's nonsense skills are still not as deep as Liu Zaishi's.

"Monday lovers." Cheers and applause sounded simultaneously.

"Then let us invite Monday lovers Song Jixiao and Gary. They brought you their love song "Monday Lovers". By the way, Luo Fengen is the songwriter of this song." Xiaofeng sold it shamelessly Cute.

With the accompaniment of Xiaofeng stepping off the stage, Gary's iconic RAP began, but after a long time, everyone realized that Gary was talking about Chinese RAP. Although it was surprising, the style of not tuned in a single word was still very clear.

After stepping down, Xiaofeng can finally remove her makeup. Haha looked enviously and stabbed Xiaofeng’s pectoralis major. Jin Zhongguo’s fitness madman will not say why Xiaofeng, who is not as frequent as he, can maintain a brutal muscle. , This can be regarded as RM's new unsolved mystery.

For the first time, putting on such a thick makeup on her face made Xiaofeng very uncomfortable, but there was nothing to do. It was all for acting. During the makeup removal, Xiaofeng and the staff determined the order of the show.

"Hey, it would be great if I had such a good Chinese." Looking at Xiaofeng, who had no obstacles in communication, Liu Zaishi said a little bit sourly. To say that Liu Zaishi's only regret is that he doesn't have a foreign language that he specializes. Chinese, Japanese, English, as long as one of them is Liu Jae-shik proficient, he will not encounter development bottlenecks now.

"Brother-in-law, you can't envy this. Why would you sign up for a Chinese crash course?" Xiaofeng quarreled with Liu Zaishi while enjoying the services of a makeup artist.

"Hey, if you want to learn me, you don't want to learn Chinese. I have to learn something you don't know." Liu Zaishi looked arrogant, indicating that I didn't like your recommendation, and even if he was arrogant but I'm not sure to speak Chinese to Xiaofeng's native language level.

"Oh? Brother-in-law wants to learn a language I don't know, so I might have to learn African native language." Xiaofeng made Liu Zaishi mad with a distressed look, and Liu Zaishi also remembered that it seems that the mainstream language is small. Feng can be considered proficient.

Gary and Song Ji Hyo’s love song duet is very successful. Although the pronunciation is not very accurate, after memorization, especially Xiaofeng’s use of Korean homophony to mark the two people’s pronunciation, the audience can understand more than half of the audience. The new song tailored by people can fully reflect the characteristics of the two, and the audience's response is very good.

"Feng En, when would you write a theme song for RM?" Zhao Xiaozhen had already had this idea, but Xiaofeng’s high composition fee discouraged Zhao Xiaozhen. This time he saw Xiaofeng with his own eyes. Zhao Xiaozhen gritted his teeth and decided to be willful once he had the ability to write lyrics and music.

Xiaofeng froze, he really didn't think about this, mainly because Xiaofeng also deliberately avoided this question. It is not easy to write a theme song for RM. It is impossible to write a theme song like Brother Runba. Just let one person sing, seven people with different styles condense into one piece, and it is not easy to take care of each person's characteristics to cater to the theme of RM.

"Feng Eun, don't worry, I will ask the director for funding, what about the JYP fee?" Zhao Hyo-jin saw Xiaofeng not answering and thought it was Xiaofeng who was worried about doing white work, and he took a lot of money from Korea. , Gary and Song Zhixiao can accept Xiaofeng’s gifts for free and exchange them in other ways, but the RM production team can’t.

"Brother Xiaozhen said that, I'm not worried about the money. It's really not easy to write this song. I will go back and study it, and the cost will be unnecessary, but my labor fee Zhao PD can give me something, how? Say I'm also a well-known actor." Xiaofeng knew that Zhao Xiaozhen wouldn't be able to accept songs with peace of mind if there was no benefit at all, so she said a reason. In fact, Xiaofeng’s labor fee Zhang Yongjian has already discussed with the RM production team. It's just not implemented yet.

Zhao Xiaozhen smiled and said nothing. He remembered Xiaofeng's love, but he didn't know if there was a chance to pay it back. If Xiaofeng is still the newcomer who has just entered the circle as a comedy artist, then he is an ace show. The Chief PD can help a lot, but with Xiaofeng's current reputation and status, Zhao Xiaozhen really can't think of what he can help.

After singing the love song duet, Kim Jong-kook’s performance is complete. Although the two songs of a man and cute are both in Korean, they have achieved the purpose of singing together with the audience. Many people still like the two songs of Kim Jong-kook.

The fourth show is a three-person chorus prepared by Lee Kwang-joo, haha, and Liu Jae-shik, and the song they sang is the spark of Ko Yoo-tae. Haha’s dance is quite satisfactory. Liu Jae-shik’s RAP is impressive, and Guangzhu imitated Shin Ji’s female voice It's totally used for funny.

After the four shows, Xiaofeng came back on stage. The purpose of coming up this time is not to perform shows, but to interact with the selected lucky audience. The RM7 people gather again and they will compete with the selected 7 audiences.

Because the organizer was worried that Xiaofeng would not be able to cope with it, they specially arranged two translators to play, but they soon discovered that this was superfluous. Xiaofeng's translation skills were obviously much better than those of the two translators. After all, no such translator would strengthen it. Popular words in slang and variety shows.

Because this carnival is entirely from Xiaofeng's handwriting, it is a big game. Three of the seven RM seven will speak Chinese tongue twisters, and Xiaofeng will challenge Chinese against Chinese.

Liu Jae-shik, who appeared first, did not lose his reputation as a fame, and easily defeated his opponents, while speaking Chinese to challenge the audience and saying that the Koreans Guangzhu and Haha achieved one win and one defeat, Guangzhu this kid It was really unlucky. Although he had intensive training, he actually found a South Korean student among so many audiences. He was drunk for Guangzhu's good luck always being favored by the god of entertainment.

Xiaofeng’s Chinese war in Chinese also ended in failure, because Xiaofeng’s Mandarin with an obvious northeastern accent is the flat tongue, and the tongue twister chosen by the audience is specifically designed to test flat tongue. Xiaofeng can only regret it. Lost.

The competition ended with a RM3:4 failure, and the carnival continued after the seven lucky spectators were sent off the stage with the signed nameplate as a reward.

It is inevitable to sing Cantonese in Guangzhou. Liu Zaishi once again proved that he is a master of Cantonese with a song "Legend of Hungry Wolf", and the light pearl who performed with him on the same stage also fully demonstrated with the wolf howling he has practiced for a long time. What is hungry wolf.

After Liu Zaishi stepped down, it was Xiaofeng’s tailor-made "Samba Dance" for Jin Zhongguo, Haha, and Li Guangzhu. The performance of the three people was great and exceeded Xiaofeng’s requirements. Not only did they perform the classic dance moves of grasshoppers, Xiaofeng arranged the samba. The dance movements also performed the effect that Xiaofeng wanted. The squirming of Jin Zhongguo's whole body muscles made the female audience feast their eyes. It is difficult to turn back when they are funny. There is nothing wrong with the sentence of gagman in a city. I think when Jin Zhongguo was just a singer. How shy this elder brother is, he can completely break the lower limit since he entered the business of comedy artist, especially after mixing with Liu Jae-shik. The most significant change is that this elder brother is less and less serious about selling meat.

Xiaofeng has to admit that her love of selling meat is definitely influenced by Jin Zhongguo. Haha and Guangzhu’s most adorable height difference dance together is also very effective, especially when the two are standing together and dancing together. Midea can’t believe it. If the camera is too close, it’s absolutely impossible for the two of them to appear together in the lens at the same time. The unlucky child, Luzhu, tripped himself up when his long legs were moving, which proved once again. It's not true that I'm naked.

After the enthusiastic samba, it was Xiaofeng’s turn to sing. In the past, Xiaofeng’s favorite was Beyond’s "Broad Sea and Sky". Although there is no technical support in Cantonese, he has listened to this song countless times. For Feng's soul, it is not difficult for Xiaofeng in this world to have singing skills to deliberately imitate the voice of Huang's family. Coupled with Xiaofeng's understanding of the song and his devotion to the song, it is impossible not to cause a sensation.

Half of the live performance was played and sung. Many people in the audience sang along with Xiaofeng. Otherwise, the famous songs are immortal. Although the generation who likes this song is not young, but this The song is still being sung.

Upon request, Xiaofeng had to sing again. The scene where the audience sang together is really rare. The RM Carnival has been held so many times, and it was barely achieved when Liu Zaishi sang Little Apple. This level now.

After singing, Xiaofeng felt exhausted in his brain and body. Is this exhaustion caused by too much excitement? Now it is the turn of Liu Jae-shik and Kwang-ju to host the stage. Although they are speaking Korean, the audience is still very generous. Yes, even if the translator turned the very interesting words into a boring one, the audience was still very cooperative and laughed. To be honest, Xiaofeng felt that the two faces of Guangzhu and Liu Zaishi were born to eat this bowl of rice.

Xiaofeng doesn’t have time to rest. He has to come on stage to perform bigbang’s famous lie with four other people. This is RM’s other people’s revenge on Xiaofeng. Since they have been tortured like this by Xiaofeng, they can only let Xiaofeng play Not feeling well.