Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Without language, the peak of scruples is finally let go. The name of the head of the Yunde Society is not for nothing. The peak of fame and creative ability cannot be compared with Lao Guo, but the peak of basic skills is definitely not inferior to Lao Guo. .

Many Xiaofeng knew what Gao Feng said, but Xiaofeng did not remind Gao Feng not to talk about these too basic things. The traditional cross talk to Lao Guo has been carried forward. More and more people are starting to talk about the folk art of cross talk. I have come to understand.

In response to Xiaofeng’s situation, Gao Feng did not talk about the history of cross talk, but gave a detailed introduction to Xiaofeng on the four lessons of cross talk. Gao Feng also let a team of cross talk actors show off a few basic skills, and Gao Feng did not lose. It is the intuitive way of Master Tutoring that allows Xiaofeng to understand the meaning of "Speaking, Learning and Singing" as soon as possible.

Xiaofeng feels that this treatment has surpassed VIP. Although she only listened to a short tongue twister, a Taiping lyrics, a Peking opera and a short traditional cross talk, Xiaofeng was quite satisfied. This is a group of cross talk actors performing alone, which can be regarded as It's rare.

When introducing some of the props used in cross talk and talking about Yuzi, Gao Feng also gave Xiaofeng a game of Allegro. Xiaofeng was also very interested in asking Gao Feng about the tricks of playing Allegro, and then personally tried it. The knocking was like selling cockroach medicine, and Xiaofeng slowly found a feeling. Although he couldn't play any tricks, he had a sense of rhythm.

Xiaofeng also personally experienced whether it hurts or not to hit the head with a fan. Xiaofeng has been curious about this for a long time. Although Lao Guo has said that it doesn't hurt more than once in his previous life, it is more convincing to try it personally.

It’s the feeling that Xiaofeng feels if it doesn’t hurt. Anyway, a wooden fan won’t hurt too much even if it’s done, not to mention that the props used in the cross talk show are specially made. The main fan bone is It is empty, the gap between the fan bones is large, and the appearance does not seem to change much, but it can act as a buffer when hitting.

When she saw the handkerchief, Xiaofeng immediately thought of Xiaoyueyue. The handkerchief Xiaofeng that Xiaoyueyue had used for ten years was never seen this time. Xiaofeng deeply regrets that.

When Gao Feng introduced the awakening son, Xiaofeng personally went up to try the effect. It sounded so loud, so Xiaofeng felt that there was a sense of seeing the storytelling.

There were questions and answers between Xiaofeng and Gao Feng. During the introduction, Gao Feng also found that Xiaofeng was not ignorant of cross talk, because I didn’t talk about Gao Feng and didn’t think Xiaofeng was a senior cross talk fan. He just guessed that Xiaofeng did his homework ahead of time. Now in the era of big information, nothing can be found on the Internet. If Xiaofeng's ability to speak and read in Chinese is proportional to the peak, he even feels that there is no need for introduction at all.

Although Lao Guo and Yu Qian did not participate, the performance of the first team is still very popular. As a team of chief executives, Gao Feng cannot be with Xiaofeng for a long time. After the introduction is completed, Gao Feng is busy, and Xiaofeng is They were sent to the room where Lao Guo and Yu Qian were. After all, it was a bit inappropriate for Xiaofeng to walk in the background as an outsider.

"How about it, are you satisfied with it?" Lao Guo's smile made Xiaofeng feel particularly bad. On the stage, this kind of treacherous smile can only be said to be an artistic effect, but it is not so understandable now.

"Not bad." Xiaofeng looked at Lao Guo cautiously, hoping to see something on Lao Guo's face. Unfortunately, Xiaofeng didn't see anything.

"Would you be interested in learning?" Old Guo smiled so that his eyes disappeared, and that face could be opened by a person.

Fuck, is this to accept apprentices?What about being a brother?It's quite willing to be able to pick up Xiaofeng, but it's not a happy thing to have multiple masters and a few uncles and uncles.

When Xiaofeng was away, Lao Guo and Yu Qian discussed it. Both Lao Guo and Yu Qian felt that they were very lucky to be able to get on the line with Xiaofeng. Otherwise, there would be no good results if they plunged into Korea in darkness. It is different with Xiaofeng, especially Xiaofeng has a good understanding of Chinese culture and cross talk. Both Lao Guo and Yu Qian feel that they can use this to squeeze Xiaofeng and let Xiaofeng do more.

Old Guo asked Xiaofeng if he would like to learn cross talk. It really wasn’t because he had the idea of ​​accepting apprentices. It may be mutual benefit, but now there is something to ask for. It is not so easy to ask someone for a generation.

Lao Guo and Yu Qian discussed what Xiaofeng didn’t know, and what Xiaofeng was thinking of Old Guo didn’t know what Xiaofeng was thinking in his heart. I really didn’t know how to answer when I heard Lao Guo asked Xiaofeng. Xiaofeng wanted to come on stage and say that he had come back. I am addicted, but I have absolutely no idea of ​​apprenticeship. Of course, if the ban on Korea is cancelled in the future, the Yunde Society will be very good for the development of China, but at present, Xiaofeng really has no such idea, let’s talk about it. Lao Guo's hundreds of pro-disciples can't control it, let alone this kind of apprentice.

"De Gang meant that I want you to spare time to learn, so that you can have an effect when you perform on stage." Yu Qian saw where Xiao Feng Leng was not answering, and quickly explained it, otherwise the atmosphere would be a bit embarrassing. Up.

"It's okay to learn, but I have to arrange the time." It was a lot easier when I heard that Xiaofeng was not a teacher, and it was not necessary to learn Xiaofeng. Anyway, he has heard so many cross talks, just find a tradition. The short paragraphs can be adapted according to the specific situation. In the four subjects of cross talk, Xiaofeng can't sing and play. The other three subjects are really not worse than the crosstalk actor. In terms of speaking, Xiaofeng can’t do it, but she is learning and funny. Shang Xiaofeng has absolute confidence.

But since Lao Guo proposed it, Xiaofeng feels that it’s okay to learn. Since he participated, he will perform well. Although this time the Great God gave welfare without any mission requirements, Xiaofeng felt that the attitude towards the Great God must be timely. Be cautious at all times. If you do, you should do your best, or you will jump into the pit if you are not careful.

Xiaofeng said he was willing to spend time studying, and the smile on Old Guo's face became brighter. Then he took out a set of cross talk actors from the cabinet to eat and gave it to Xiaofeng. This was just prepared. This Lao Guo didn't know that he had sent hundreds of copies.

"Brother Guo, you don't want to accept me as an apprentice, right? These things were given to apprentices by the master in the cross talk world." Before Lao Guo introduced what the gift was, Xiaofeng opened it and saw what was inside. Hou Xiaofeng teased Lao Guo.

"If you want to go to the genealogy of the Yunde Society, it is not impossible, but once you enter the Yunde Society, you will be a member of the Yunde Society, and you will work hard for the development and growth of the Yunde Society. If you want, I can serve as a teacher. Accepting disciples." Well-known artists want to enter the Yunde Society Lao Guo is definitely not rejecting those who come. This kind of mutual benefit will never be resolved by Lao Guo. Anyway, this kind of genealogy is a combination of playing tickets and hype. Relying on him, Lao Guo can still advertise for free why not.

As for Lao Guo’s proposal, Xiaofeng did not agree or refuse. The Korean identity is a bit sensitive. After seeing the national pride and self-esteem of Korean nationals, Xiaofeng must be cautious when deciding on this aspect.

Xiaofeng randomly took out the gift he had just received and fiddled with it a few times, not to mention that after a simple study, Xiaofeng's fiddle with it was really pretty.

Awakening is used to remind the audience and attract attention. A single shot represents the beginning. Xiaofeng improvised a short section of traditional cross talk, during which Xiaofeng also used a fan and handkerchief.

Fans can be said to be universal props in the hands of cross talk actors. Knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, yokes, hooks, forks, all eighteen weapons are on the fans, and the fans are also smoke guns, pipes, drumsticks, and horns. Wait a minute, fans can play almost all the props needed on stage.

For crosstalk actors, handkerchiefs are transgender props. When they are wrapped on their heads, they change from men to women. Moreover, the method of wrapping is a funny way and has a comedic effect.

In the end, Xiaofeng showed off the allegro that he had just learned. Unfortunately, Xiaofeng would only say the first few words of Wu Song fighting the tiger.

In order to alleviate this embarrassing situation, Xiaofeng also came to Lao Guo and Yu Qian’s surprised eyes with the name of the dish. Regrettably, Xiaofeng’s name of the dish was broken after only a few seconds. .

"Feng En, I didn't expect you to know so much about cross talk. You said it was too modest." Lao Guo put away his surprised expression and praised Xiaofeng. This is an unexpected surprise. Judging by Xiaofeng's current performance As long as you study hard, don't worry about Xiaofeng's performance.

"Of course, this is based on your Korean identity. If you are my apprentice, I will hit someone by the standard you just showed." Seeing Xiaofeng's proud look, Old Guo was upset. From a responsible point of view, Lao Guo started using big sticks after giving sweet dates.

"You have to fight to the death." Yu Qian is not lost as Lao Guo's best partner, but at this time, whether to pick up or not to slip off like this, it is too much. Teacher Yu has already integrated the performance into life.

Xiaofeng didn’t care about the two degrading. Xiaofeng, a comedian who has been a comedian for so long, has long been able to treat degrading as compliment and curse as compliment. Anyway, he is not ready to develop a profession. It's enough to disregard the righteousness now, and I guess it's really impossible to play cross talk.

"Feng En, are you interested in performing on stage?" Lao Guo frowned and thought for a while and said something that made Yu Qian and Xiaofeng confused.

"Of course I'm interested." Xiaofeng was a little confused. We had already said that Yundesha would come on stage by himself when he performed in Seoul?Why do you ask again?

"At that time, I will perform on stage?" Lao Guo asked with a smile. After seeing Xiaofeng's previous show, Lao Guo wanted Xiaofeng to come on stage to see what a real sword and a real gun would look like.

"Okay, I'm not prepared at all." Xiaofeng was confused by Lao Guo's whim, although many of the performances in the cross talk are fixed styles and many lines are aligned in advance, but Xiaofeng is not professional People, it’s a bit nonsense to play on stage without preparation.

"It's okay, I will accompany you to say a paragraph later. You don’t need a fixed line, but you just have to adapt to the situation. Don’t you know cross talk? Don’t you say that you are a fan of me and Shige? In this case, you should I know how we both perform well. It just so happened today that you can’t come to the stage to talk to the audience in vain. You can also brush up on your sense of existence in advance.” When it is said, Lao Guo also feels a little taken for granted, but after thinking about it carefully, he thinks this idea is good. , Anyway, with him and Yu Qian on Xiaofeng, it's okay to just introduce yourself and use this opportunity to make Xiaofeng adapt to the stage of cross talk performance.

Yu Qian also feels that his good friends’ suggestions are very good. Yunde Society does not rarely invite artists in various celebrations, but the performances of the artists are average. Now it is good to let Xiaofeng adapt. After all, people can’t come for nothing. Listening to cross talk is so boring, it’s the best experience to come on stage and say a paragraph.

Xiaofeng was successfully persuaded by Lao Guo and Yu Qian. Of course, Xiaofeng himself felt that it was a good experience to go on stage and say a paragraph. The various jokes that Lao Guo and Yu Qian said Xiaofeng are familiar with, even if they can't speak, Xiaofeng can come. Duan Xue performs broken songs.

Xiaofeng decided in a short period of time. If Lao Guo and Yu Qian don’t save him, then Xiao Yueyue will come to a song of the Five Rings or a lover. If Lao Guo and Yu Qian make fun of themselves, then they will sing Lao Guo. The lyrics to the Queen’s Taiping are telling the truth. Anyway, they’re no longer big or small when they’re on stage. It’s not a particularly good thing to have so many apprentices. Lao Guo has been misfortuned by the apprentices, and he has bumped into all kinds of little black fat guys and everything he jumps up. Knocked knees, these are the characteristics of Lao Guo that came from Lao Guo's apprentice and are widely circulated.

Xiaofeng was worried, but I was really worried. Right, Lao Guo and Yu Qian made eye contact very tacitly, and the two of them negotiated for a while, they must take Xiaofeng to have fun, so that Xiaofeng can truly see the charm of cross talk. Of course Lao Guo Guo and Yu Qian did not forget to vaccinate Xiaofeng in advance. After all, Xiaofeng is not a professional cross talk actor, so it is not good to say that it is impatient.

The three of them started to study the content of their performance on stage for a while. Old Guo and Yu Qian chose a short passage that they often said. Xiaofeng proposed that he could sing a song. In order to prove his singing ability, Xiaofeng also sang one. In the song of the five rings, Lao Guo immediately said that the performance in Seoul would not include Xiaoyueyue, and he directly let Xiaofeng replace Xiaoyueyue. As an unscrupulous master, Lao Guo was very good at using black apprentices to open up his apprentice. Be regarded as the specialty of the division.

It didn’t take long for the three of them to discuss the content of the performance. Of course, the discussions belonged to the discussions. The three of them didn’t want to follow the negotiated lines. Anyway, today’s show was specially added. It’s a joke. There is Lao Guo. I am not afraid of refunds for the audience.

The fact that Lao Guo and Yu Qian are going to perform on stage is good news for these team of cross talk actors. This is considered to be an emphasis on them. The audience who bought tickets to listen to the cross talk are also very happy. This fare is simply a benefit to see Lao Guo and Yu Qian. Broadcast.