Korean entertainment, I am crazy

After teasing a few words, Xiaofeng began to sing the lover. In terms of singing skills, Xiaofeng is much better than Xiaoyueyue, but the folk tune of the lover is not a song that tests singing skills. Xiaofeng sings no matter how good it is. Without Xiao Yueyue's peculiar cheap energy, the talent of this kind of thing is very important, not that you can get it through practice.

"Singing well, it seems that you can skip Xiao Yueyue if you go abroad to perform in the future. This kid is a bit swollen recently, so I just used this opportunity to calm this kid down." Lao Guo became a habitual black apprentice again.

"Teacher Guo is a bit too exaggerated. In terms of singing, it is no problem for me to replace Xiaoyueyue, but I really can't learn Xiaoyueyue's style." Xiaofeng said modestly, wanting to follow the international route and follow the customs. It’s the most important thing. If it’s shooting a Korean variety show at this time, Xiaofeng can definitely accept any compliments shamelessly, and then boast on the basis of others’ exaggerations, but it’s better to be humble in China. In entertainment Having been in the circle for so long, Xiaofeng has long understood what hatred is pulling and what hatred cannot be pulled.

"Oh, Feng En, you still know the genre, so you can tell us about the genre." Lao Guo is now very grateful that he has brought Xiao Feng onto the stage on a whim. This is really shocking. Ah, Lao Guo can now be sure that Xiaofeng can really talk about cross talk. Of course, this is from the perspective of a layman.

"I think the audience in the audience knows the four traditional genres, and many of them even know better than me. It's a bit tricky to talk about these. Let me talk about the comic genre of Yunde Society. "Xiaofeng still maintains too much humility. The identity of a foreigner is sometimes very useful in Huaxia, but he has to act in a low-key manner. Even if Huaxia has always been known for its tolerance, it will not allow a foreigner to be arrogant, especially this one. Foreigners still often become Koreans who are disgusting Chinese.

"I think the audience knows about the teacher Guo and Yu's teacher, and I don't need me to introduce it." It's meaningless to spread orthodox knowledge to these cross talk lovers on the stage. Xiaofeng said it was a talk, but it was a crooked talk.

"Actually, this is something that can be said." Lao Guo looks like you said that no one said you. Cross talk focuses on the relationship between teacher and student. Of course, judging from the current situation, most of the active cross talk actors are from Yunde Society. No matter how many places Lao Guo has been criticized, there must be something that belongs to Lao Guo in the history of cross talk.

"It is not necessary to say that the old genre is not necessary to be handsome and bad. Everyone knows that, I will now talk about the new genre, cheap and sorrow." Xiaofeng did not pick up Lao Guo's stubbornness and directly began her own crooked talk.

"Feng En, wait a minute. Everyone knows this handsome and bad guy, and I know who it is, who is this shao referring to?" Teacher Yu Qian interrupted Xiaofeng, as a fancier. The teacher is very dedicated.

"We won't say who is the representative of the handsome and bad-selling. This cheap representative is Mr. Guo's apprentice Xiao Yueyue, and the representative of this Sao is also Mr. Guo's apprentice Sao Bing."

"Wait, they are sesame seed cakes, how come you have changed into Sao cakes? You can't just say that he is a representative of the Sao faction for this reason." Teacher Yu stopped Xiaofeng's words again. Guo is triumphant and quite Xiaofeng praises his apprentice.

"Teacher Yu, you are wrong to say that, how can it be what I think? How did these four styles come from?" Xiaofeng didn't directly answer Teacher Yu's question, but instead asked.

"Of course it is the perception of the audience and the style of the performance." Teacher Yu told the truth.

"Well, let me prove that Xiaoyueyue is not cheap?" Xiaofeng is also very good at mobilizing the audience's emotions, but because this is the home court of Lao Guo and Yu Qian, Xiaofeng can't play this specialty.

"Bane!" Not only the audience in the audience answered neatly and loudly, but even Lao Guo, who was standing by, took the lead in answering.

"So Saobing, Sao not Sao." Xiaofeng asked again.

"Sao!" Although Lao Guo didn't take the lead this time, the audience still answered with a face.

"Look, it turns out that the eyes of the people are the most discerning. Does Teacher Yu have any doubts about the style of these two men?" Xiaofeng clasped his fists and thanked the audience for their cooperation. Initially recognized Xiaofeng, not many people care about Xiaofeng's identity as a Korean, and there are not many people who can play with Lao Guo and Yu Qian so happily.

"Hey, hey, do I say you shouldn't be there with okay people? People said that your apprentice, I'm doing my best as an uncle, you should act as a master." Yu Qian directly pulled Lao Guo After coming in, Lao Guo had been talking about it for a long time, so Yu Qian had a reason for his dissatisfaction.

"Me? I think Feng En's words are quite reasonable, Xiao Yueyue is cheap, and Sao Bing is Sao." Old Guo replied with a twisted voice.

"It's not that I said, I've never seen you as a master like this. People say that your apprentices are cheap and sorrowful. It's fine if you don't stop them, how can you help others to belittle your apprentices." Yu Qian looked overwhelmed. .

"Can you blame me for being a master for this? Did they think about my feelings about being a master when they were sorrowful? Now they are recognized and think of me as a master? It's too late." Yu Qian didn't say anything. Fortunately, this statement made Lao Guo angry, as if it was unfortunate for the teacher to have such two apprentices.

"Lao Guo, you can't be like this. Master is a teacher for a whole life. Don't teach it to them, they will become like this?" Yu Qian meant that Lao Guo was shirking responsibility.

"Senior Brother, I'm not happy when you say that. It's as if Xiaoyueyue's Jian and Sao Bing's Sao are taught." Old Guo said that he absolutely can't recite this pot.

"Isn't it? Huaxia has a saying, isn't there any kind of master, there will be all kinds of apprentices?" Xiaofeng, who was influenced by tiffang, was also good at pretending to be silly and cute. I am a foreigner and I am willful.

"Feng En, Hua Xia still has a saying that the master will lead the door to practice in the individual. Can this kind and Sao be taught by wanting to teach? This is a question of personal quality. If I teach, why are so many disciples who are so mean and Sao? There are just two people with one piece of the same." Lao Guo felt that he was wronged, and he made a sad expression on the two apprentices.

The voice of Lao Guo booed as soon as he fell off the stage. In the boo, Lao Guo smiled lightly and said: "I don't even believe what I said. Fortunately, today is not a rainy day and I also brought every cross talk. An actor must-have a prop, lightning rod, or else I really dare not say that."

"Well, I admit that both Jian and Sao are both taught by me. This is the style of our teacher. Now you say that I don’t care. In the future, the style of cross talk performance may change from four to six. Let’s talk about them. It’s like that, and the other is like that. You still like to watch it so much. Your tastes are really heavy.” Lao Guo made the appearance that everyone in the same way should not laugh at fifty steps.

"Actually, people who like Yunde Society emphasize taste." Yu Qian added with emotion. If these two good friends don't control it, Xiaofeng really has no chance to interrupt.

"You really hate you, you always tell the truth all day." Xiaofeng was so charming as Yu Qian, making Xiaofeng who watched closely shudder.

"Are you going to die, or how do you do it, are you afraid that the audience will be hungry when listening to the cross talk?" Yu Qian could not comfortably enjoy Lao Guo's glamorous eyes. It was too disgusting.

"Ah, my old Guo's cross talk still has such a big effect. After that, my fare will be increased. You can even save money for meals when you come to listen to the cross talk. Come to me if you want to lose weight in the future." Not ashamed. I think honor is the style of Lao Guo, and the one who responded to Lao Guo was a bigger boo.

Speaking of this, it's almost the same, Lao Guo is about to step down, but the enthusiasm of the audience is so high that Lao Guo has to come back again.

"You parents of food and clothing are so annoying. I don't have enough advantage. I tell you that you can't just leave at the end of the performance. You have to make up for the ticket. It is no longer a Yunde society if you do not refund the ticket. It’s our heart’s rule to charge additional fares.” Once again, when he stood in front of the microphone, Old Guo teased him. If they perform more performances, they will inevitably postpone their performances. Fortunately, the performance time set by Yunde Society No one is accurate, every time it will time out.

"Just now we have said almost everything we should have said, temporarily we have said what we should say to good words, and we didn't say what should not be said to words Hu Lielie, now what should we say?" Lao Guo was embarrassed for a year. It looks very funny.

"The audience said to let the door count the sheep." Free-play Xiaofeng began to try nonsense.

"Counting sheep? I have to say that the tastes of the audience are becoming more and more unique. You said that you spent hundreds of tickets here to listen to us counting sheep. You might as well go home with your children to watch Joyous and Big Big Wolf, a sheep. Two sheep, the beautiful sheep, the lazy sheep, are happy and too gray and too wolf.” Lao Guo really started counting sheep as he said, but this kind of irresponsibility to the audience was immediately stopped by Yu Qian.

"Okay, today we said that we have already said almost, or let Teacher Yu sing for us." Lao Guo began to habitually let Teacher Yu back the pot.

"No, I usually sing when there are no other people. Feng En is here today. Don’t forget why we came up this time. If Feng En has not experienced anything, just listen to you, Lao Guo. I said it there." Teacher Yu struggled habitually.

"Didn't Feng En tasted it just now? First, singing the song of the five rings made us all vomit, and then the lover who sang didn't sing the original feeling of being cheap."

"You can wait, what does it mean to not sing the original song?" Teacher Yu cooperated again.

"Isn't the original singer Xiao Yueyue? Isn't his style cheap?" Lao Guo asked with a puzzled look.

"When did the lover become the original singer of your apprentice, they are traditional folk songs in the Northeast." Yu Qian's favorite thing on the stage is to correct Lao Guo.

"It's not Xiao Yueyue's original song. Then why haven't I heard this song before? It's really a strange thing." Lao Guo stared at him and started talking nonsense.

"Don't be weird here, you won't have anything to do with Feng En anymore, let Feng En sing as soon as possible." Yu Qian reminded Xia Guo not to take up time.

"Okay, but you are still not allowed to sing Korean songs, or we don't know if you fool us." Lao Guoyou said reluctantly.

"You just say that you don't understand Korean. Is it necessary to say so implicitly?" Yu Qian questioned dissatisfiedly.

"Isn't it not so embarrassing to say that?" Lao Guo replied with an embarrassed expression on his fingers.

"Feng En, to prove that you are a Korean, now I will ask you a few questions before you sing." Old Guo rolled his eyes and started to mess up again.

"What did Dad in Korean say?" Xiaofeng hadn't noticed that Lao Guo was messing up, but Xiaofeng was aware of the problem by exporting it. The word father in Yunde Society is too sensitive, and there are no common words that take advantage of it.

"Abaj, the spoken language is Abba." Although Xiaofeng knew it was a pit, Xiaofeng still jumped. Crosstalk actors and comedians have a lot in common in self-criticism.

"What? I didn't hear it?" Old Guo asked with a confused look.

"Abaji." Xiaofeng replied with a pained expression, and it felt terrible to jump inside knowing it was a pit.

"What's that spoken language?" Yu Qian also joined in the fun.

"Abba." As soon as Xiaofeng said the word, the voice of the audience finally became neat.

"I haven't heard clearly yet, you say it again." Lao Guo asked in a loud voice like a person with a hard-earned ear. Xiaofeng didn't cooperate with Lao Guo this time, so just jump off the meaning. It's two.

"The audience in the audience just shouted 10 times again. I admire this kind of people who don't have enough money." Lao Guo naturally changed the subject and began to condemn the insatiable audience.

"Can you not appreciate it? This is called stinky match." Yu Qian added.

"Oh, it turns out that this is called stinky concord, I thought it was your stinky chicken coop, and his sweaty feet, so that it is stinky concord." Lao Guo started to black his dear brother Qian with a very ignorant face.

"Why don't you die, you're the chicken coop?" Yu Qian retorted dissatisfied.

"Well, my smelly chicken coop, your mouth smells bad, we two have the same smell. Isn't it interesting to care about so much? There is someone outside here, saying that these are not embarrassing." Old Guo started again. Take it for granted.

"The two teachers should treat me as if I don't exist. I'm too good at Chinese. I really don't understand what you are saying. It's really true." Xiaofeng answered with a sincere expression in exchange for boos.

It’s almost done. Xiaofeng is finally able to sing. Of course, Xiaofeng has never thought about singing seriously on the stage of Yunde Society. Two-person turn, this makes many viewers who don't know Xiaofeng suspect that this Korean is a guest of Northeast Xianzu.