Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Even though there is a lot of stage experience, Xiaofeng is still a little nervous to switch to the art form. The consequence of the tension is that he can't keep up with the rhythm of Lao Guo and Yu Qian, but soon this tension disappears. Xiaofeng finds that there is no fixed desk book. The performance is actually similar to the usual variety show bickering. Compared with chattering Liu Zaishi, Lao Guo and Yu Qian are not strong in combat effectiveness.

When the tension disappeared, Xiaofeng began to try to control the rhythm of the bickering. This is a habit that Xiaofeng has developed as a MC. Even Liu Zaishi has no absolute advantage in this aspect, let alone Lao Guo and Yu Qian.

"Although I am a Korean, I really like the art of cross talk. Anyone who knows Mr. Guo knows that Mr. Guo has been committed to let more people understand the art of cross talk." Boasting is a usual method, and Xiaofeng, who has no sense of tension, begins to dig holes for Lao Guo.

"You praised me. Such ambitious goals are definitely not achievable by me. He needs the joint efforts of our crosstalk community. Just like Lao Guo, it is absolutely impossible for me to achieve this kind of achievement today. There is also a military medal. Half." Lao Guo praised his partner uncharacteristically, which made Teacher Yu a little uncomfortable. With such words, Teacher Yu said that the more the better, the more he can afford, and the Yu family did not provide for Lao Guo's cross talk. theme.

"I admit that what Mr. Guo said is that the previous achievements are actually due to Mr. Yu, but it is precisely because Mr. Yu has delayed the international development of cross talk." After Xiaofeng affirmed their achievements, they began to differentiate between the two. Now, each breakthrough is the best strategy.

"Hey, Feng En, what do you say, why did I delay my development? I will tolerate anything that requires you to say something when performing on stage. I definitely can't recite such a big pot." Teacher Yu listened. Xiaofeng complained so dissatisfied that he, Yu Qian and He De, could actually delay the internationalization of cross talk.

"Yeah, Feng En, although I love to listen to what you say, nonsense is not acceptable. Teacher Yu has been conscientiously advocating for so many years, and even sacrificing his family to entertain the public, how come you have become a sinner for delaying the internationalization of cross talk Not only did Lao Guo’s helplessness fail to exchange Mr. Yu’s gratitude, he made Mr. Yu even more angry, and the audience in the audience continued to boo praises for the performance of the three.

Only a few of the audience in the audience knew who Xiaofeng was. Many people only knew what Xiaofeng was. They could not figure out why Xiaofeng appeared on the cross talk stage. , Yundesha's Seoul performance is just a plan, and few of them know about Yundesha, let alone these fans.

Although these audiences don't buy Xiaofeng's account, it is quite worthwhile for a foreign artist to come on stage and say cross talk, especially the foreign artist who speaks Chinese very well.

According to previous routines, in similar situations, Lao Guo would definitely be regarded as Mai Tai's object. Mai Tai Yuqian watched too much. Although Lao Guo was often misfortuned by his apprentices, the audience still liked to watch Lao Guo being complained.

"Although there are more and more people who can speak Chinese, it is inevitable for cross talk to translate international development into English." After pacifying Teacher Yu with Lao Guo, Xiaofeng continued to speak according to her own ideas. .

"Well, this makes sense, after all, English is still more popular than Chinese in terms of popularity." Lao Guo nodded and said that Xiaofeng was right.

"I also admit that I was right, but how can I be translated into English and I will be a guilty person?" Teacher Yu is still very dissatisfied with the incident.

"Don't worry, listen to me, I promise you a perfect explanation for Teacher Yu." Xiaofeng made a perfect gesture in exchange for the unanimous contempt of Lao Guo and Yu Qian.

"The translation of cross talk is actually not difficult. The only thing to worry about is that English does not reflect the profoundness of the Chinese language, and some jokes and burdens are not easy to express in English or the effect is not good. But these are not the main points. The main problem lies with the actor.” After entering the state, Xiaofeng followed Lao Guo and Yu Qian in a three-legged posture, and because of Lao Guo’s deliberate retreat, Xiaofeng became the most powerful of the Three Kingdoms.

"What's the matter with us, what's the translation? What's said without us is stand-up comedy." As the spokesperson of the fan, Teacher Yu did not fight less, saying that the support is not good.

"Teacher Yu, don't like to listen. What do you mean when the words you praise are translated into English, except for ah, ah, ah, ah and other modal particles, which are also yesyesnono. Does this mean cross talk or live broadcast* *The scene." It’s time to pave the way for this. To be honest, Xiaofeng, as a Korean, feels that the pressure to say this is great. If he can’t, he can easily rise to the height of international disputes. The audience at's face is still very face-off, and the dumb teacher Yu made a huge boo.

"Feng En, you are right. It seems that I will definitely not be able to take Teacher Yu when I go abroad to perform in the future. Originally, there are enough places where cross talk has been criticized. It’s not good for Yinhui’s thoughts to be sealed off. Brother, why don’t you sacrifice for someone like Yunde Society?" Lao Guo started to go online. The overall meaning is to sacrifice you, Yu Qian, a happy and whole virtue. Cloud club.

"What am I sacrificing? You are simply perverted. The reason why you dare to go out of the country is completely because of our support. If you have the ability, you will all talk to me. The backstage supporters will be listened to me. We are on the international route, and there is nothing to do with us. Everyone quickly find a way out." Teacher Yu retorted angrily.

The biggest crisis of secession since the establishment of the Yunde Society came into being. It happened suddenly and ended faster. After Teacher Yu offered his assassin, Old Guo took the initiative to admit his mistakes, and said that he just didn’t want children and a wife. Yu Qian and Lao Guo also said that in the future, even if they are internationalized, they will not speak English cross talk. Foreigners who want to listen to cross talk can talk about it.

The more Guo Guo said, the more excited he became, and he even raised this behavior to the point where the spread of Chinese culture allows the world to understand China more deeply.

After the crisis of confidence was lifted, the two good friends, Lao Guo and Yu Qian, shook hands and made peace, and then once again unanimously began to target Xiaofeng. Since Xiaofeng thought so well, South Korea is so close to China, and Korean culture is inherited from China. , Then the internationalization of cross talk starts in Korea.

In order to verify whether this idea is okay, Lao Guo also asked Xiaofeng to say a Korean tongue twister. After saying that he did not understand anything, he asked Xiaofeng to translate a short cross talk he and Yu Qian said on the spot, although there are not many Koreans. I can understand, but I have a lot of laughs, especially when Xiaofeng blushes and his neck is thick and he doesn’t know how to translate. Xiaofeng’s language is okay, but Lao Guo and Yu Qian, who can’t stand the tricks, have a lot of content. Although these two things also exist in Korean and there are many similarities, it is still difficult to achieve a high level of translation.

"Well, it's almost the same when it comes to this. There will be other performances later, or let's stop here." Old Guo Yi said unfinishedly, and as soon as the voice fell, many audience members shouted for another one and returned. This kind of thing was originally expected by Lao Guo and Yu Qian. Since they chose to take the stage, it is not so easy to step down.

"Let us also say, you don't know, it's really exhausting to talk about cross talk with Koreans." Lao Guo wiped his sweat and grinned his teeth.

The audience in the audience was very cooperative and immediately told Xiaofeng to go down. Lao Guo and Yu Qian went on to say that Xiaofeng felt very embarrassed. Xiaofeng knew that this was Lao Guo's revenge. He was uneasy. Put it aside, just come on stage if you want revenge, and wait for the next time if you don't have a chance.

"Although I am very excited about your proposal, I can't do that. We Chinese people can't treat friends like this." Lao Guo replied with Wu Na's face. Xiaofeng's nose is almost crooked, Lao Guo is the most angry What he is good at is to provoke the audience against the enemy.

"Teacher Guo, I don’t agree with what you said. It’s very tiring to talk to me about cross talk. I think what I said just now is good." After thinking about it, Xiaofeng still didn’t dare to interact with the audience. It's not Xiaofeng's home court, it would be too embarrassing if there was no one who responded.

"Not tired? Brother, who is so confident with you? I admit that you speak Chinese very well. You do well in speaking and teasing in the four courses, but you can't learn and sing, or else Would you like to give the audience a piece of Taiping lyrics?" Lao Guo's proposal was answered by all the audience in the audience.

"Taiping lyrics? I really know how to sing this. I'll give you some big truths below." It's impossible to embarrass Xiaofeng on the Taiping lyrics. Xiaofeng can't sing a few words in other paragraphs, but it's big To be honest, this poorly listened Lao Guo repertoire Xiaofeng sang it without any problem.

"Wait, on this stage, the truth is that only I can sing. This is the rules of the Yunde Society. Since you are on the stage of the Yunde Society, you must keep it. I don't think you are a foreign friend. I care about it with you, change one." Xiaofeng was stopped by Lao Guo as soon as she sang a sentence. The reason was very strong and shameless. Even the audience in the audience despised Lao Guo with hiss.

"Why? No? I tell you, sing a few foolish things is not good. To sing, you must sing it completely. This will prove that you can sing." Old Guo saw Xiaofeng and wanted to open his mouth and hurriedly blocked the way. It's dead, Lao Guo now believes that Xiaofeng is a fan of Deyun Club. It might be difficult for Xiaofeng to sing a few Taiping lyrics, but it is impossible for non-professionals to sing the full version.

"Acknowledge that you can't sing? Let's just say it. Or Feng En, you can do a drum or a clapper. What about Pingxi? What about Yueju?" Lao Guo said that a little phoenix shook his head once. This feeling made Lao Guo very It's cool, but Xiaofeng is very upset.

Chinese culture has a long history and many art forms, but among so many performances and types of drama, the only thing Xiaofeng can sing is Peking Opera, and it is the simplest and most popular segment. Other Xiaofeng really can’t sing, but Old Guo said After so much, he avoided Peking Opera, which made Xiaofeng very helpless.

"Teacher Guo, I remember learning to include singing." Xiaofeng felt that she had to take the initiative. She didn't have much confidence in singing Peking Opera Xiaofeng, singing Xiaofeng was a professional level.

"Sing? Okay, but you can't sing in Korean, or we don't know if you sing it wrong, we just can't fool the audience on the stage of our Yunde Society." Lao Guo also felt that his contempt was almost gone and he was relieved. mouth.

Lao Guo's sentence just can't fool the audience and got a full house boo, while Lao Guo asked the audience with a blank face what he was booing, he didn't think he said anything shameless.

"Feng En, now that this is the end of the story, I will make another request for you. You can sing it, but you must sing the famous song of our Yunde Society." Yu Qian, who had not spoken for a long time, opened his mouth and made Xiaofeng embarrassed.

"Okay, let’s go to Xiaoyueyue’s famous song The Five Rings." Xiaofeng sang without giving Lao Guo and Yu Qian reaction time after he finished speaking. If he waited a while, I guess Teacher Yu could only sing him. Song of the past.

"Uh, ooh." Xiaofeng sang a few lines before Lao Guo began to vomit.

"Teacher Guo, what's wrong with you? You are not pregnant, do you need me to contact Datiezhuzi Hospital for you? When you go, remember to find Director Tong." Lao Guo couldn't sing like this with Xiaofeng. Can vent dissatisfaction in this way.

"This song is vomiting. In our Yunde Society, if anyone eats too much and suffers from indigestion or poisoning, let my apprentice Xiao Yueyue sing this song. It's better than anything else. Let's change it. "Lao Guo explained as if he couldn't stop vomiting.

It doesn’t matter if the song of the five rings is not allowed to be sung. Xiaofeng can also sing another famous song by Xiaoyueyue to send the lover. I didn’t expect to vomit again after singing a few sentences. Thousands of viewers.

"Are you here to listen to the cross talk? You said that if you listen to a cross talk, it won’t be troublesome to get pregnant. For the ladies, at most they don’t know who the child’s father is. The problem for men is big. If you have this ability, you don't have to make a living from laughing, and you can directly cure infertility." Xiaofeng pretended to be angry and began to complain.

"You can wait, you can't talk nonsense, Feng En, do you know what it means to sell a laugh?" Teacher Yu stood up in time to stop Xiaofeng. Although there is no video for this performance, I can say something that cannot be broadcast, but the scale is also It can't be so big.

"I don't know. Doesn't selling laughter mean selling jokes for money?" Xiaofeng's very sincere question made Teacher Yu feel like she didn't know how to answer.

"I'll explain this word to you after I'll step down. Now you just need to know that this word can't be used here." At the critical moment, Lao Guo was more able to do it, and the sloppy thing passed.