Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Practice has proved that Xiaofeng’s musical instrument ability is limited to Western instruments. Xiaofeng can’t do anything about these Chinese instruments. The result of Xiaofeng’s attempt is that Lao Guo ridiculed him, and Lao Guo described the stringed instruments as not good to play cotton. Lao Guo, a percussion instrument, said that before he played the monkey and knocked the gong, the instrument he pulled turned into sawn wood. Xiaofeng regretted that he was curious about playing these instruments in front of Lao Guo.

Three days of preparation time were spent in the rehearsal. After seeing the rehearsal for several concerts, Xiaofeng felt that the cross talk rehearsal of Yunde Club was like playing. The most important thing was to make sure who was on the stage and what was the show. Once these things are determined, the only thing to do is to simply get acquainted with the unfamiliar venue.

In these three days, Lao Guo has also seen what a professional propaganda team is. Compared with Yunde, C-jes is much taller, and Xiaofeng’s temporary intention to make the ticket delivery activity has become a big deal. Not to mention the systematic plan publicity.

Even Xiaofeng, as the proponent, felt that the play was a bit too big. Tickets were sold out early. It is impossible for Yundesha to open a branch in South Korea. There is no need to make such a big deal at all, but Xiaofeng will never do anything about squeezing her own face, so she should train the staff of C-jes. Anyway, with so many artists under the company, there will be no less similar publicity activities in the future.

The Yunde Society Seoul special opened as scheduled, because it was not a celebration, Lao Guo didn't play the red carpet or anything, but just prepared a box for the art.

Because of various reasons, Lao Guo only invited a few artists to support the scene, and the task was to be completed, but these favors were paid by Lao Guo, and these favors were not like those in Xiaofeng where you could play picture cakes to satisfy your hunger. Favors made money. Difficulties are also difficult, Lao Guo's principle is to use as little as possible.

Compared with the lineup invited by Lao Guo, Xiaofeng's lineup is much more luxurious. In addition to Kim Jong-kook Yoona and Taeyeon, Liu Jae-shik and GD also came to join in the fun.

Liu Jae-shik came under the banner of learning Chinese traditional language and art. In fact, he has confirmed that he will become the next director of the SBS Arts Bureau. Liu Jae-shik is here with the SBS film crew.

Xiaofeng never thought that the small TV station was not interested in coming over, meaning that the cross talk performance filmed could attract SBS. What did the sbs senior think Xiaofeng didn’t know, Xiaofeng only knew that if he didn’t talk about his family, he would not have that much face. Please Move SBS.

For this kind of surprise, Old Guo said that the more the better, no matter what Xiaofeng said, Old Guo kept this affection on Xiaofeng's head, and Old Guo shamelessly asked Xiaofeng if KBS and MBC could get it. In response, Xiaofeng said that Lao Guo could go back to bed and sleep again.

"Yooner, I heard that you will perform on stage soon." Liu Dashen, who was in suit and leather shoes, was a little out of place among Xiaofeng and the others. Xiaofeng estimated that there were thousands of people in the venue wearing suits like Liu Zaishi. Faced with such an embarrassing situation, Liu Jae-shik is the No. 1 MC in Korea who has seen strong winds and waves. He is very calm, and the sound field has to be maverick as an artist. If the news reports the next day, he is the only one wearing a suit. He can definitely attract a lot of attention.

If the target of the flicker is a matte newcomer who just entered the industry, then perhaps Liu Dashen will be worshipped by the matte younger generation. Regrettably, the artist who can understand Liu Zaishi flicker has the shortest entry time is Xiaofeng. This kind of flicker is also Can only be regarded as a joke.

Xiaofeng feels that she has no responsibility for this situation. Who told Liu Zaishi to come without notice in advance. She thinks that she is wearing a suit. This kind of pot Xiaofeng can't bear it.

Quan Zhilong once showed his sense of fashion. Xiaofeng has always looked down upon men's makeup, especially Quan Zhilong's thick and demon-looking makeup, but Xiaofeng didn't say anything but tried to stay away. Quan Zhilong stays away, because countless facts have proved that Xiaofeng really has no say in fashion.

Taeyeon, who is sitting next to Xiaofeng, is laughing at Yoona with her mobile phone. On the phone is a photo of Yoona wearing a red coat. She still resents that she can't wear the tender red. Of course, Xiaofeng is very thankful that it is Yoona. Rather than Tiffany, the thought of a tender pink coat appearing on the stage Xiaofeng felt like an egg.

It is still the opening chant. The opening of the Seoul special is no different from the usual Yundeoksha's performance. With the accompaniment of the Yundeoksha band, all the comedians who came to Seoul to perform this time showed up on stage, while Taeyeon She has a lot of curiosity about the lab coat. Although she does not complain about the appearance of Yoona wearing a lab coat, Taeyeon also hopes that she will have one too. Taeyeon is still very unreliable. Taeyeon thinks she can try it out in a lab coat.

Of course, Xiaofeng will try his best to satisfy his wife's request. Lao Guo is surprised at Xiaofeng's request to order nine pink gowns. In fact, Xiaofeng is also very speechless. When he was young, the nine girls basically liked pink. Of course, if you have a Tiffany by your side It is estimated that you will like pink too.

"Today is a special show in Seoul. I really didn't expect my old Guo to open a special show in Seoul." Amidst the cheers of the audience, Guo started to say the opening remarks, and as soon as he came up he satirized the leaders with pitted heads.

"Don't say that. In the early years, who would have thought that we could go abroad? Now we have performed many times abroad. Coming to Seoul today is to bring the best cross talk here. It's boring to say that. "Ms. Yu hurriedly reminded Old Guo to stop. If he offends the group, he will be in trouble.

"Of course, I'm still very happy to be able to open a special show in Seoul." Old Guo smiled self-deprecatingly and turned away.

"Actually, I feel that foreign performances are actually performed for Chinese people, just like today, the audience is Korean friends, please raise your hand." Lao Guo adjusted his status and opened the chat and fart mode. .

"Look, I'll just say, there are no Korean friends to listen to the cross talk." Lao Guo pretended to complain with a disappointed look.

"Wait, are you sure that Korean friends can understand what you are talking about?" Teacher Yu asked with a look of contempt.

"Oh, I forgot this. Most Koreans don't understand Chinese." Old Guo widened his eyes as he did.

"No, I don't believe that there are so many viewers at the scene, and there is not a single Korean." Teacher Yu meant that you, Lao Guo, did a stupid thing.

"That said again, since my friend, you don't understand Chinese well, why do you spend so much money to buy a ticket to listen to the comic book?" Lao Guo still did not give up complaining, your uncle wanted to break the ice Lao Guo understood , But your choice to let cross talk be the vanguard is too much.

"I don't understand anything. Laughing is half a beat slower than others, half a beat slower than others, even the refund can't keep up with the first wave. Of course, the principle of our Yunde Society is to do nothing but not refund." Lao Guo once again Reiterated Yunde's biggest principle of lazy survival.

"Just now I was talking about laughter. The essence of cross talk is actually talking about laughter. When I said you laughed, it was an acknowledgement of my hard work. When I said here for a long time, you didn’t have any reaction. Good point, if it’s unpleasant, then Yunde Society is not far from disbanding.” Lao Guo started to habitually babble, in fact, Xiao Feng quite hoped that Lao Guo could understand Korean or Liu Zaishi could understand Chinese, so he put these two people in the middle of the stage. I don't know what the effect will be.

"It's almost enough after saying so much. Thank you once again for being able to join us today. I thanked Lao Guo again for his position." 10 minutes later, Lao Guo ended his habitual chattering.

"Our Yunde Society has also made a lot of preparations for the Seoul special, and we have put a lot of effort in selecting actors. Who of our Yunde Society speaks Korean best, stand up and say a few words." Lao Guo was very natural. He brought the first program out, and Meng Hetang and his partner Zhou Jiuliang, who he said was the strongest in Korean in Quan Yundesha, stood on the stage.

When I came to power, I first received gifts and flowers. Although I arrived in Korea, this habit has not changed.

"I think all the flower shops in Seoul should thank our Yunde Society for coming to Korea to perform." Meng Hetang said with a smile on his face.

"What does this sentence say?"

"You think, how many extra flowers they sold when we came to Yunde. The most important thing is that these flowers do not have the commission from our Yunde. What a profit, or if you are not worried that Master will disagree I will definitely develop this business." Meng Hetang started the iconic self-deprecation of Yunde Agency with a regretful look. Not long ago, Yunde Agency was exposed to this inside story.

"Is it possible for you to be a partner with you all day long. I don't even dare to say anything about your mouth. Tell me how many people have offended you because of your mouth." Zhou Jiuliang felt distressed as a baby. But the baby couldn't say that he was wronged.

"I'm not happy when you say that. I have offended anyone." Meng Hetang looked like I would drink you if you didn't make it clear.

"Who is it offending? You called Xiaoyueyue's big butt face first, right? You gave it to the second generation of our young master Xiaoguo, right? What kind of name is Xiaohei Fatty? It doesn't matter to you, I don't know why you can still stand on this stage of Yunde Society today."

"Hehe, what you said is really true. You don't understand it. I have offended many people, but I can't stand my ability. The most valuable thing these days is talent. I am a talent. What do I fear?" Meng Hetang triumphantly began to brag.

"Just return talents like you, why are you such a talented person without you? How can you find me as a partner for such a talented person? If you have the ability to get Mr. Yu to praise you." Zhou Jiuliang The deputy was angry and mocked loudly.

"My good partner, you don't understand, right? It's not just that you don't have to be fire or not. They all say that this is a face-seeing world, but you see Xiao Yueyue with a big butt face. It's so hot, we don't want it. What we lack is to praise and opportunities." Meng Hetang looked like I was very researching and began to teach his partner.

"Even if you are right, where is the opportunity? Just like you offend others who can hold you."

"You don’t understand, right? There are hundreds of comedians in Yunde Society. It’s impossible to be praised without attracting Master’s attention. It’s better than kissing us, but I don’t know if it’s a son or a son. I’m not my son’s apprentice, and we can’t compare to a big butt face, so I chose to say bad things to attract Master’s attention."

"It's still attracting attention, I think you are just doing it."

"If you want to be popular, you have to take a little risk, just like you have to sleep with the master if you want to learn well, can you do it without paying for it?"

"That's OK, even if you make sense, where is the opportunity?"

"This moment is an opportunity."

"You said this time in Seoul?"

"Yes, I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. You also know that I have a very in-depth study of Korean. Since Yundesha wants to develop in Korea, it has to support me for so long." Meng Hetang said with confidence.

"You have a very in-depth study of Korean? Why don't I know?"

"Don't you know? I have a famous song called Three Shots Killing a Mala Tang, don't you know? This is the famous song of Korean Tian Tuan bigbang. Will I sing this kind of famous song in Korean that I can't prove?"

"Well, I'm in Korea today, so you can sing it with the audience."

"With or without spicy, or without spicy...bangbangbang." Meng Hetang sang three shots and killed a spicy soup. As a national friend, Xiaofeng racked his brains and translated the meaning of the lyrics to Quan Zhilong.

BB’s songs are not spoofed once or twice, but it is the first time Quan Zhilong has seen this spoof method. Quan Zhilong is very interested in having a good talk with the adaptor.

"How about, okay, three shots to kill a Mala Tang, at my level, Master does not praise me, who else can carry the banner of Yunde Society's development in South Korea except me." After the sound, Meng Hetang said triumphantly.

"Meng Hetang, I don't know if you sing well or not, but today it happened that Quan Zhilong of BB was sitting in the audience. Should we ask Yuan Sing how you sing?" Zhou Jiuliang's picture is here. Waiting for Meng Hetang.

"Who are you talking about in the audience?" Meng Hetang clutched his chest as if the baby had a bad heart. Don't scare me.

"BB’s Quan Zhilong, isn’t that right there?" With Xiaofeng’s help, Quan Zhilong stood up and waved his hand. Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand in response, while Meng Hetang put on a After taking a closer look at the glasses he took out, he fell directly onto the stage.

After Zhou Jiuliang's various unreliable emergency rescues, Meng Hetang couldn't pretend to be dead. He got up from the ground and shouted that he wanted to buy a plane ticket back to China. He also claimed that South Korea is too dangerous for him. He spoofed BB like this. The song is easy to find revenge by BB fans. Red is important, but it is not worth it to catch up with it.