Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Chapter 869: The Soaring Greasy "Cute"

Seeing Meng Hetang who is constantly making fun on the stage, Quan Zhilong feels a little depressed. As a person who loves to play and loves to join in the fun, it is too bad to be able to participate together under such circumstances. Unfortunately, GD's Chinese The level is limited to just saying a name and saying hello. Others have been learned, but they are all strengthened by improvising assaults. I have not been to Huaxia for such a long time to do activities.

Letting artists who have no chance to be on stage participate in this form is a little thank you. Xiaofeng now understands why Lao Guo is not allowed to do it because there is a box in the box. Only sitting here will interact with it.

Meng Hetang cried and yelled and stepped down to buy a plane ticket. GD, who brushed his presence, kept mumbling in Xiaofeng’s ear to learn Chinese, but Xiaofeng didn’t hear it. Chinese is not that easy to learn. As a person Popular artist GD feels that he has no time or patience to study Chinese, not to mention that he is still in a state where he cannot go to China to make money. Even YG will not agree that GD is wasting time in this area.

Even if Quan Zhilong really wants to learn from Xiaofeng, I believe it won’t last too long. There are so many wonderful things waiting for him to do. Let GD choose between Chinese and nightclubs. Xiaofeng believes that GD will definitely do nothing. Don't hesitate to forget what I said today.

Meng Hetang threw a brick, and the jade that led out was Xiaoyueyue and Fatty Sun. The two performed as iron-clad generals. Although they were old jokes, they brought new ideas. There are so many cross talk jokes. It is too difficult to keep changing new ones. The only thing that is feasible is to make appropriate adaptations according to different situations. Since you come to Korea, you must bring in Korean elements. It is a good choice to make fun of people and things in the Korean entertainment industry. Of course, I adjusted it in Korea. Measure, it’s not appropriate to say such famous sayings as Koreans invented the world and Chinese invented Koreans.

Kim Jong-kook left his seat and went backstage to prepare. Kim Jong-kook, who is also in a state of incomprehension, feels quite boring. He has decided that Xiaofeng must translate all the cross talks that he said today. As a variety show, Kim Jong-kook thinks so many jokes absolutely There is something he can learn from, and his development in variety shows has fallen into a bottleneck. Jin Zhongguo is seeking change and innovation.

Xiaofeng’s group of six people are in three different states. GD, Jin Zhongguo, and Liu Zaishi are all at the level of a long time to understand a word. Xiaofeng is bored for these three people, but for Liu Zaishi’s task Xiaofeng has absolutely no sympathy, the only thing to remember is Jin Zhongguo's favor.

Taeyeon is a representative who understands very limited and can follow the blind music. Body language is the universal language in this world. If you don’t understand it at all, Taeyeon’s laughter will not be delayed, and Taeyeon also shoulders the heavy responsibility of video recording. Xiaofeng only invited Yoona and Taeyeon to fill the rest of the youth with resentment.

Xiaofeng has a vote and believes that he will say that Kim Young-min will definitely agree to let the young people come together, but it is not good to be the host. If the young people come, then this is the Yunde Society Seoul special or the young fans meeting. In South Korea, it’s not as popular as Hollywood’s international superstars.

Compared to Taeyeon, Yoona has to be able to understand a lot more. Yoona's Chinese level is better than Taeyeon. In addition, this time she came to the stage and strengthened her Chinese proficiency. Hyun is a big chunk, and Yoona still complains about why she didn't find that she could borrow cross talk when she was learning Chinese. If this is the case, she won't have to learn so hard.

Among the few people, Xiaofeng admired Liu Zaishi the most. He even pretended to be fascinated when he didn’t understand it. After listening to the first paragraph, Liu Dashen not only laughed and could keep up with the rhythm, but also did not even show up. Delayed, Xiaofeng, who doesn't know how to pretend, has seen a lot, but he has never seen someone as similar as Liu Zaishi's.

After Xiao Yueyue and Fatty Sun stepped down, it was the turn of the song and dance performances of Sao Bing and Jin Zhongguo. When two muscular men in the same T-shirt appeared on the stage, there was a lot of cheers from the audience.

The song is an old song, but through a very cheating interpretation, the cuteness has a feeling of disgusting death, especially the dance moves that were originally very awkward. Jin Zhongguo has moved up with the times. This is how disgusting. Ascending in a straight line, I won't talk about all kinds of hip-twisting, the seductive dancing posture changed into a woman's clothes, and it didn't violate the sense of harmony.

While complaining about Jin Zhongguo in her heart, Xiaofeng used her mobile phone to record this song and dance performance that is comparable to black material. Although Jin Zhongguo's lower limit has been lower and lower since she became a variety show cafe, the festival has also become a passerby, but this It is still necessary to share this kind of information with RM. Liu Zaishi and Xiaofeng, who also took out their phones and looked excited, have the same purpose.

Xiaofeng really didn’t expect this cute song to have unexpected surprises. The Korean pronunciation of Sao Bing’s very awkward Chinese style is enough, and Jin Zhongguo’s Chinese version is cute, but you two adapted this song into Allegro. Is it appropriate?

The audience's applause clearly told Xiaofeng that this kind of crazy adaptation is still very marketable. In fact, on the stage of cross talk, you should not consider whether it is reliable or inappropriate, as long as it is ridiculous enough.

Lao Guo, the guest performer of Jin Zhongguo, still gave a lot of face. The two did not step down after they finished talking about Allegro. Lao Guo personally prepared to say that the last few words were a thank you to Jin Zhongguo’s performance. Fortunately, Xiaofeng doesn’t need to be a guest translator this time. Xiaofeng also believes that Jin Zhongguo is likely to be a mascot in front of Lao Guo and Sao Bing's master and apprentice because of language barriers.

"Master, how is my performance? I said that now it is inappropriate to talk about cross talk in the four subjects. I said that dancing should be added to these four subjects." Sao Bing panted and talked to Lao Guo. Complaining that although he has good fitness and physical strength for a long time, being on the same stage with Jin Zhongguo still makes him a little nervous. Under tension, his physical strength is a bit exhausted.

"Do you want to die or how do you recruit? You are planning to deceive your master and destroy your ancestor." Lao Guo's reprimand came with open mouth. Fortunately, these were all rehearsed, or Jin Zhongguo might be embarrassed. Don't persuade it.

"No, Master, you don’t understand what I mean. Look at the Yunde Society. There are so many actors in the four classes. They all have the same color. The best thing about me is dancing, but it’s not one of them. If it is considered a kind of shortage, I would have been popular." Sao Bing has always been very persistent with fire. It can be said that as long as it is performing on the same stage with Lao Guo, it can be said.

"My child, didn't the master say that, it's not that you don't praise you, but that you need to line up. Didn't we say it a long time ago? I have already photographed you, why are you still talking about this." Lao Guo looked impatient Cope with it.

"Master, speak conscientiously. In 2015, you said you would hold me in 2017. In 17 years, you will continue to me in 2022. Today, in front of so many audiences, can you give me a good word? , When will you hold me?” Sao Bing entered the humanoid hair dryer mode again, and Lao Guo had wiped his face with a towel several times.

"Sao Bing, how many times has Master told you that you are the staple food, and the row is the last one. Look at who’s eating is not the last staple food, Sao Bing, it’s not that Master said you, how come to Korea? You have a good temper. Today you have to make your family scandal or something." Lao Guo began to threaten.

"I'm not long-tempered anymore, I have the confidence. I found out after the performance today. Actually, I did better without talking about cross talk. Maybe I chose to be a singer and become a big name." Sao Bing looked regretful. The appearance of the audience was full of boos.

"It's just you, you have become a big name as a singer? Who gave you the courage to say this, is it your Zhongguo and Opa?" Jin Zhongguo, who had been watching for a long time, finally had a chance to participate.

"I think Sao Bing is still more suitable for talking about cross talk and singing..." Jin Zhongguo gave his own evaluation with a face of difficulty, and then was sent off the stage by Lao Guo on the pretext of having housework to deal with.

"Have you heard, Sao Bing, do you have confidence?" Lao Guo asked, looking at Sao Bing with a wicked smile.

"He is the jealousy of Chi Luoluo. He is afraid that I will be too good at becoming a singer to grab his job. Just my Korean prowess and the future superstar Fan with proper singing and dancing skills." Sao Bing is still firm. Think they have greater potential in the career of singers.

"That's all right, you go. Master doesn't stop you. It's normal to say that you are going out to beg and Master is blocking you. Since you have a better way out, Master will never stop you, but let's say it's OK. You are out of Yunde. The door of the club can no longer use the resources of the Yunde club. I was so hungry that there was no food that day. Master welcomes you back, but the time to hold you will be postponed. "Lao Guo, you want to die, I absolutely Not stopping.

"Master, I was wrong. I shouldn't be arrogant and complacent with a little achievement. How do you arrange it?" After a daze, Sao Bing honestly admitted the mistake.

After Lao Guo said that knowing a mistake and correcting it is a good boy, this show of Sao Bing retiring from the club is over. The Sao Bing is embarrassed to step down, and Lao Guo invites Teacher Yu to come on stage. Today, the first cross talk love legend of the two officially begins.

On the stage, Old Guo began to talk about Teacher Yu's foreign relationship. Now that he is in Korea, it is necessary to derive a relationship with Korean King Kong Egg for Teacher Yu, and Liu Jae-shik in the audience is starting to tease Kim Jong-kook with interest.

Liu Jae-shik expressed regret that his own oppression of Jin Zhongguo was obviously not enough. There is no end to this lower limit. Liu Jae-shik felt that this performance could definitely be moved to RM.

Kim Jong-kook rolled his eyes and didn’t say anything. Liu Jae-shik was indispensable for the reason why he could go so far in variety shows, but while thanking Liu Zai-shi, Kim Jong-kook also shed tears for his own integrity. After becoming a variety celebrity, the singer's profession is regarded as a sideline.

Xiaofeng did not ridicule Jin Jongguo with Liu Zaishi. It would be terrible if Jin Zhongguo gets angry. Although Jin's nagging skills are not as deep as Liu's ink, it is not something ordinary people can bear. Xiaofeng focused on Lao Guo and Teacher Yu. In cross talk, although Xiaofeng has no idea of ​​developing in the cross talk world, there are many stage performances that can be used for reference. The "learned" of cross talk actors is still worth learning.

"As the grades get older and older, I don't want to be on stage anymore." After receiving the gifts, Lao Guo expressed emotion after reiterating that it is better to give money.

"Yes, people don't rely on their muscles and bones for their ability, and people don't accept it." Teacher Yu said with a deep understanding.

"Senior Brother, you are misunderstood, I am not talking about physical problems." Lao Guo retorted Teacher Yu with the appearance that you are not in good health.

"Then what do you mean, do you have other problems besides the physical aspect?" Mutual black mode was turned on, and Teacher Yu began to complain about Lao Guo.

"Of course not, I am in good health, but every time you go on stage, you see so many flower baskets around you that look like wreaths, and there are so many people who offer you wreaths, don’t you have any idea?” Lao Guo pointed around the stage The flower baskets placed and the few flower baskets just received said painfully.

"You can stop, it's a wreath, it's a flower basket, and the flower basket represents the audience's love for us. If the wreath becomes something, it's not right if it's all wreaths."

"Yes, there is no reason to celebrate 360 ​​Ching Ming Festivals 365 days a year, but I still feel uncomfortable. Maybe it's because I'm getting older. So next time you don't spend the wronged money. I really like us to give the money directly. It’s great. We don’t want to pick RMB, Korean won and US dollars. For those who are really obsessed with flowers, I suggest that you use money to make flowers. I repeat here, Yunde Club absolutely doesn’t get any commission for selling flowers. , Those who sell flowers at home to offer a tablet is considered the biggest thank you.” Lao Guo said for a long time about giving money, and Teacher Yu looked helpless and speechless.

After talking about these new love saga that officially started the Korean version, Teacher Yu and Lao Guo had a foreign relationship this time. There was a sincere foreign relationship before them but they didn’t cherish it, and it is still a little bit today. Regret, the heroine has changed a lot in this change, and the constant laughter is very innovative.

It can be said that if Lao Guo concentrates on creative development, his position in the cross talk world can be higher, but the cross talk booth is too small and too thin. Whether it is for money or for higher achievements, Lao Guo cannot focus on cross talk. It is inevitable to ignore the righteous cause.

When Lao Guo just started talking, Yoona left her seat and went backstage. After Lao Guo and Teacher Yu's performance, it was Xiao Guo and Yoona's turn to perform together. Xiaofeng was still very curious about Yoona's performance because the rehearsal was all It was Xiao Guo who cooperated with Yoona. Xiaofeng hadn't seen it once. No matter what Yoona said, the shape of the robe and jacket is worth the money.