Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Lao Guo and Teacher Yu made up a new love history for each other. The two of them did not immediately step down after talking about their relationship experience. The next performance was Lao Guo’s son, Teacher Yu’s apprentice, Xiao Guo. As father and master, they have the responsibility to help. Just to say a few words, it goes without saying that the partner with Xiao Guo is Yoona.

"We have finished this paragraph. Now it's my son Xiao Guo's turn to play." Lao Guo waved the flag to his son with embarrassment. Although he was embarrassed every time, he did the same next time.

"Well, that's your own son." Teacher Yu said as he wiped his sweat, adding a malicious accent to the parent word.

"Is it my dear son to use you to emphasize it? Is it my dear son that I don't know yet?" Lao Guo said with slanting eyes, Teacher Yu very dissatisfied.

"Look at what you are anxious for, what did I say, saying that your son is wrong, then okay, my son will be on stage next." Teacher Yu said with a grieved expression.

"Go, go, why are you talking nonsense? How come I became your son after so many years." Lao Guo pushed Teacher Yu to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Yes, Shengen is not very nurturing. Don't worry, he will always call your father." Teacher Yu made concessions.

"Teacher Yu, if you say that, we have to make a good break, why my son has become your son." Lao Guo said that he absolutely couldn't bear this kind of thing.

"From a genetic point of view, he doesn't smoke or drink, and his hair is straight, so there is nothing like it." Lao Guo said that when he didn't smoke or drink, the audience made a loud hiss. When the hair was straight, the audience shouted that it was straightened.

"Thank you, everyone, as expected, the eyes of the masses are sharp." Teacher Yu clasped his hands and clasped his fists as if you had the truth.

"You guys are too bad. You want to piss me off? I'm not angry. Who will say that Xiao Guo is not my own son? I killed someone." Lao Guo gritted his teeth after expressing disappointment in this world with a dumb face. Said.

"Hey, hey, Teacher Guo, your reaction is a bit big, right? You don't say anything about my son. Am I angry? Why do you react so badly when I talk about you today? It's not a guilty conscience. "Ms. Yu's face was full of malicious smiles. Today he was a turned serf and sang.

"What's wrong with you? Are you still angry? Why are you angry? What I said are all facts, and what you said are all rumors." Lao Guo began to "tell the truth" with an angry expression. The teacher is desperate.

"I was joking just now. It's not true. I solemnly declare here that if Mr. Yu finds out that his son is not his own, he will definitely not give me any money to Lao Guo. Mr. Yu, don't worry, there is no such thing as a child. I also understand the truth, I’m satisfied to be a master.” Lao Guo’s revenge was as sharp as ever, and Teacher Yu was speechless.

"It's easy to have a baby, but it's hard to raise a baby." Old Guo made another conversation after calming down Teacher Yu who was about to run away.

"What do you mean by this sentence?" That said, and Teacher Yu entered a state of admiration again.

"Look, you only need to have a baby in October, even if you add a year of preparation time, it's almost the same." Lao Guo said with emotion.

"It's not right for you to say that. Someone has been preparing for years without giving birth to a child."

"Yes, there is the situation you said, but the situation you said is not included. Besides, there is a big iron pillar hospital." Lao Guo muttered in a very low voice to ensure that the audience can listen. To.

"Hey, hey, they went to Datiezhuzi Hospital because they got pregnant by accident. Why did you become infertile here?" Teacher Yu asked with a look of contempt.

"You don't allow the Datiezhuzi Hospital to expand its business. How come it has been for so many years that the hospital has been obsessed with unintentional pregnancy alone. For unintentional pregnancy, you should find Director Tong, and for infertility, you should find Director Song." Contemptuously answered Teacher Yu's question.

"No, Lao Guo, you know so much about Datiezhuzi Hospital, don't you run that hospital? You've been to South Korea for advertising, and I have never charged for implant advertising." Teacher Yu was dissatisfied. Asked.

"The hospital is really not mine, it's just where I am an expert." Lao Guo said embarrassedly while picking his fingers.

"Only you? Also an expert? I understand why experts are becoming less and less valuable. When it comes to this, can I ask you what kind of expert Guo is an expert?" Teacher Yu thinks that Lao Guo can become an expert, then an expert is not. The value also makes sense.

"What are you asking me?" Old Guo asked with a confused look.

"Which area are you an expert? What disease are you in charge of treating in the hospital?" Teacher Yu asked again.

"Haha, do you still need to talk about it? Didn't you just talk about this disease all the time." Lao Guo explained with his fingers flickering.

"Feelings are for the treatment of infertility. Didn't you just say to look for Director Song? Why didn't you just say to look for your Guo expert?" Teacher Yu asked in a speechless voice.

"The director is the director, and the experts are experts. Who can let you name Director Song?" Lao Guo leaked a depressed expression on his face.

"How come it has something to do with your name as a director." Teacher Yu said that she couldn't understand it.

"The surname is Song and Ziyuan is connected to Song Ziyuan. It would be a pity if this name does not do this." Lao Guo said that a good name is also a kind of strength.

"Hi!" Teacher Yu said that he had been taught, and suggested that the two of them should change their names. Old Guo was called Guo Xiang and his name was Yu Sheng. Old Guo said he was not interested in this proposal at all.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, your son and my apprentice have been waiting in the audience for a long time, did you let anyone come on stage?" Teacher Yu saw that Lao Guo still wanted to speak, and hurriedly stopped the conversation. Only then can I tell who is dear.

"No, I haven't finished speaking yet. What kind of stage did you let him on stage? Didn't the two of us help out the scene before the child you said came on stage? Why are you saying this again now, feelings Just you, the master is a good person, my real father is a bad guy for not letting his son go on stage?" Lao Guo retorted dissatisfiedly, saying that this is a matter between their father and son, and the master has no right to control it.

"Okay, okay, no one is stopping you, you are willing to say hard, anyway, that's your son." Teacher Yu said helplessly.

"Where did I just say?" After a chill, Lao Guo asked angrily. He blamed Teacher Yu for interrupting. He forgot where he was.

"Say you cure infertility." Teacher Yu felt a little embarrassed to speak.

"It's not this, go ahead." Old Guo said with a tap of his head.

"Further forward is the placement advertisement of Datiezhuzi Hospital." Teacher Yu then reminded.

"Go ahead." Lao Guo frowned and closed his eyes, looking at how my head is so awkward.

"Go ahead? Go ahead and discuss who is Xiao Guo's son?" Teacher Yu said in a daze.

"That's right, it's easy to have children and it's hard to raise children." Old Guo Lima was refreshed again.

"Hey..., good fellow, from this point on, feelings and other things are all advertisements, Lao Guo, you can't be so shameless, you can be worthy of the audience's votes." Teacher Yu said that there is no way to talk to Lao Guo. We chatted happily together.

In the crowd shouting for refunds, Lao Guo smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, I don't blame me for this. Wouldn't I be able to drag me so far if you weren't there for you to interrupt? Do not look for refunds. I, whoever wants to refund you, go to whom.” Lao Guo once again reiterated that anything is okay, but it is the only principle of Yunde Society that refunds are not possible.

"Okay, don't talk about anything else, hurry up and say what you want to say, so we can step down and give the stage to Xiao Guo." Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped Lao Guo's words. It may become Lao Guo's special.

"From the day you are pregnant, you have to worry about your child. You have to think about how you are developing and whether you are in a good mood." Lao Guo began to sigh again.

"That's true, you have to consider the issue of prenatal education." Teacher Yu also looked deeply moved.

"After you are born, you still have to consider how to raise and educate him. Since you brought him into this world, then you have to be responsible to him, and you would rather leave him with the food when you are hungry, rather than yourself. You have to save money and give your children the best." Lao Guo sighed endlessly.

"That's right, parents are like this, everything is for the children." Teacher Yu praised Lao Guo very seriously.

"It’s better when I was young, and I have more to worry about when I’m older. I don’t work hard in life, study, and the child doesn’t work hard and fears that the child will be tired from life. The child tries hard to fear that the child will be tired, and there is no pressure and fear that the child has no motivation. , I’m so stressed and afraid that my children won’t even think about it.” Lao Guo began to talk about raising children.

"Yes, parents have the heart to fuck." Teacher Yu said that he understood Lao Guo's feelings.

"Don't worry about getting tired. What I'm afraid of is that the child doesn't understand. When you grow up, you will have more to worry about. It was better to be a son before."

"Yes, there is a saying that the poor raise sons and rich daughters."

"I'm not talking about this." Lao Guo was embarrassed again.

"Which aspect is that?"

"That aspect?"

"Which?"

"Teacher Yu, you also have children, why don't you even know that aspect?" Lao Guo asked a little shamelessly.

"Why do I have to know?" Teacher Yu asked with a confused look.

"Just to raise a daughter, you have to worry about whether you will be fooled by the bastard, and you also have to guard against the bad guys and the beast teacher or something. If you raise a son, you don’t have to worry about this. You have to force me to say this. , You are too dirty." Lao Guo once again forcibly dumped the pot to Teacher Yu.

"I don't know who the two of us ransacked, how did you call it before?" Teacher Yu did not struggle with the question of who ransacked. Numerous facts have proved that this problem is not clear.

"Now that the society becomes a son, you have to be careful." Lao Guo's spit-out burden was recognized by the audience.

"Take my son as an example."

"Why did your son bump into the beast?" Teacher Yu broke the water.

"Yes, my son's master is a beast, and the best of beasts." Old Guo stared at Teacher Yu and said seriously.

"Go, go, there's nothing, is it plausible? What makes your son's teacher a beast, you say that in front of my master." It doesn't feel good at all to lift a rock and hit yourself in the foot. Teacher Yu is very depressed.

"Who told you to say that my son met a beast?" Lao Guo replied. Teacher Yu said that these are all misunderstandings. This concludes the topic, please continue with the original words.

"People who have daughters at home often worry that the cabbage that they have raised for so many years will be taken over by the pig. Take care to prevent them from keeping the pigs of others in the future. It is difficult for parents and children to maintain the same views on love. Saying that you are full of water, parents will always consider whether the child will live very tired in the future." Lao Guo seemed to have become a national father-in-law, and talked about the difficulty of raising a daughter.

"Teacher Guo, you and I don't need to worry about this. We are all sons in our family." Teacher Yu said with a slight triumph.

"Our two families are both sons. Just don't make enough money for the son. But that was before, and it's not like this now." Lao Guo cast his mouth and looked at Teacher Yu with contempt.

"Oh? I don't know this very well. Our child is still young, Lao Guo, tell us what is different now." Teacher Yu made an expression of asking for a raise very cooperatively.

"Before, you had to worry that the good cabbage that you had raised for so many years was taken over by that pig. Now you still need to worry about which cabbage was deceived by the pig that you have raised for so many years. In the past, the beasts only dealt with cabbage. Don't let the pigs go, the world has become too fast and I can't keep up with the rhythm." Lao Guo complained with a pained expression.

"Okay, no matter how much you fuck, what's the use? The child needs to walk on his own. You should let go when you should let go. Don't worry about being too wide, so that the child will never grow up." The teacher relieved Lao Guo with a few words. Unfortunately, the more he is, the more energetic he is.

"Yes, I can't control it if I want to. This time I will come to Korea to perform. I beg my grandpa to tell my grandmother to hire a handsome person. When they come, I feel that in order to show our gratitude, I, Guo, personally acted. Be a fan." Old Guo started talking nonsense again.

"You are very sincere in doing this." Teacher Yu praised Lao Guo.

"No, I'm thinking about it here. My son will not do it. My son said that it is his goddess. He wants to partner with the goddess to talk cross talk. I can't agree with it. He also said that I am a dad. No, it’s too bad for the goddess to be next to the goddess. Does any son say that to his father? That’s the answer." Old Guo said with a pained expression.

"That sentence?" Teacher Yu asked with a face.

"There is no father and son before the love scene." Old Guo said that he was very heartbroken. Teacher Yu said that this kind of thing is not suitable for speaking on stage. The second cross talk between the two ended, and Xiao Guo and Yuner were smoothly introduced. Came out.