Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"It's not easy to talk about cross talk with Yoona. Fortunately, I lost my father and my master." Xiao Guo wiped his sweat and looked exhausted.

"Actually, you are wrong to say that. You should thank me for choosing you, or call Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu again and I will choose again." Yoona shook her fan and said that the crosstalk was worn and used. Yoona's favorite is the fan.

"Don’t, isn’t it possible for you to be my relatives? Is it easy for me to talk about cross talk with your partner? I, don’t see what’s going on right now, this is because there are so many viewers, and I will be miserable when no one is there. You will have to pay it back sooner or later when you come out." Xiaofeng pleaded with a bitter expression.

"Actually, Yoona, you choose me to be the most correct choice. You are the goddess, and I am the masculine god who is responsible for the appearance of Yundesha. The image of the male god and the goddess standing together is harmonious. I think it’s just the two of us standing together. Together, it’s worth such a high ticket price.” The competition was over, and Xiao Guo began to swell. The audience booed constantly, but Xiao Guo still did not stop boasting.

"In fact, having said that, it's good or not good to be with Yoona." Xiao Guo leaked a very tangled expression.

"What do you say?" Yoona asked with a sullen face.

"Sister, don’t be angry, listen to me and explain to you. Of course it’s a very happy thing to partner with you. Otherwise, I won’t risk retaliation for this opportunity. The bad thing is that it’s possible to partner with you. Only this time, can I partner with someone else after partnering with you? Who can compare with you." Xiao Guo held Yuner in pain.

"Don't say that, your current partner is good." There is still some inaccuracy in the pronunciation of Yoona's individual words, but no one cares. When Yoona is standing on this stage in a robe and jacket, she is already the greatest success. Up.

"Big crotch? Well, I have a big crotch that I want Yan Hexiang. He can't compare with you at all, not even a single strand of hair." The mention of partner Xiao Guo is exciting. Black partner is the tradition of Yunde Society. Of course, this tradition is inherited from the tradition of cross talk, but it is only carried forward by Yunde Society.

"Yu Xiang? Some people actually call this name, admiring his courage and taste." Yun'er grinned and said with emotion.

"Unexpectedly, sister, you even know this. Yes, you are drinking Xiang, but you can't blame him for this name because he bought this name from my father. Sister, don't tell others. This is the biggest secret of the Yunde Society." Xiao Guo asked quietly in exchange for huge boos from the audience.

"It turns out that Teacher Guo has a unique taste. Someone actually paid for this name. I don't even want to give me such a name." Yuner looked as though she could not accept this fact.

"I can't talk about my big crotch. I don't want to talk about cross talk all day. I just want to slap my beard and want to go to the top. I am tired as a young class leader. If I can partner with Yoona, I will definitely be popular. It is no longer the son of Lao Guo, the young leader of the Yunde Society. People who refer to Lao Guo later will call him Xiao Guo's dad." Xiao Guo said his lofty ideals.

Yoona said that this is very difficult. According to her estimation, Xiao Guo's ideal would not be realized in this life.

"That's four words when I stand with Yoona." After the gossip, Xiao Guo continued.

"Which four characters?" Yoona's attention is very concentrated, striving for the best role. Yoona's Chinese is pretty good, but there are still many problems with pronunciation. Short sentences are not a big problem, but long sentences It's easy to go wrong, and the ultimate solution is to let Yoona praise her.

"The beauty is good for food." Xiao Guo didn't learn well, but his ability to use boos as cheers has already been passed on by Lao Guo and Teacher Yu.

"Is this going to eat? I didn't have enough for breakfast." There was a big smile on Yoona's face, and there was nothing more important to Yoona than eating.

Xiao Guo explained to Yoona with a gloomy expression what she meant by showing her a meal. Don't boast about being pretty, Yoona was still very happy, but she was disappointed that she had nothing to eat.

"I've already figured out a name for our group." After playing an idiom for Yooner, Xiao Guo said with a smug expression.

"What's the name?" In addition to the pronunciation, Yoona's admiration is still good, and Yoona does not miss the lines.

"It's called the male goddess, straightforward and eye-catching." Xiao Guo said triumphantly.

"It's tacky." Yoona's comments poured cold water on Xiao Guo.

"It's better to call Jiaoyan to eat." Before Xiao Guo persuaded Yoona to accept the tacky name, Yoona said a more vulgar name.

"Sister, you can be happy." Xiao Guo, who is as untalented as Yoona in naming, decided not to struggle with this. Anyway, it's just a name. It doesn't matter as long as it is long.

"Sister Yoona, as a senior goddess, can you share with you how this high-ranking goddess was made?" There was no boos this time.

"Does it need to be practiced? I don't know, you will become a goddess if you grow up." Yooner asked dumbly, learning from Tiffany's classic expression.

Xiao Guo was speechless for a few seconds and said that this is the real waywardness.

"Unlike Yoona, she became a goddess when she grows up. My path to becoming a male god is very difficult. There is no way anyone can make our old Guo family's genes not good enough. Many of you may know , I used to be a fat man. Of course, I was not as fat as Sun Yue at the time, so I was about the same as Xiao Yueyue.” Speaking of this passage, Xiao Guo made an expression of unbearable recall.

"You said you were fat before?" Yoona interjected.

"Yes, sister, you can't see it, right? There is a Chinese saying that one can hide the ugliness and destroy everything. You will never understand the sorrow of a fat man if you have never been fat." Xiao Guo said sadly. .

Yoona proudly patted Xiao Guo on the shoulder and comforted Xiao Guo, saying that those things are all in the past tense, and now there is no need to think about it.

"I made a lot of effort to lose weight at the beginning. I got up earlier than the chickens and slept later than the chickens every day, and I was tired like a dog. Don’t booze. I said this chicken is not the chicken raised by my master. It's just an ordinary big cock." Xiao Guo had to explain the word chicken well. He didn't want to leave a bad impression in front of Yoona.

"Is the chicken that Mr. Yu raised is special?" When she first saw this sentence, Yuner was very puzzled. She did not eat less but also liked to eat chicken, but this sentence made Yuner feel that there is a lot of connotation. No matter how unreliable, the Yundeshe gang would not be able to explain to Yoona. Fortunately, there is Xiaofeng, a brother-in-law who can take the blame.

When Yoona asked, Xiaofeng scolded her in her heart while telling Yoona that the word had no special meaning. Yoona was dismissed by Xiaofeng half-believingly, but Taeyeon, who was also curious, got the truth from Xiaofeng, and then Taeyeon The nine people in the younger generations popularized the meaning of the chicken in China. Xiaofeng was dubbed the title of "sister-in-law's brother-in-law". What Feng Neng did was to use his head against the wall to remind himself that he must not be mean in the future.

Xiao Guo repeatedly promised that her master raised the pheasant. Yooner finally gave up breaking the casserole to the end. Before Xiao Guo wiped the sweat, Yooner said that she would definitely go to Teacher Yu’s Tianda Leipi Dajiyuan to try the pheasant. Yoona is still obsessed with eating, especially delicious ones.

Xiao Guo could only whisper the pheasant while wiping his sweat. It's really not suitable for Yoona to eat.

"I think Sister Yoona, you are in good shape, so you have to work hard to keep in shape." Xiaofeng tried hard to come back to the topic.

"Does the figure need to be maintained? I don't know. I can't eat fat. I don't worry about it. I really hope I can get fat." Yoona shook her thin arm and said sadly.

Yoona succeeded in pulling the hatred again. Xiao Guo did a happy and painful thing to partner with Yoona. Xiao Guo can only help Yoona to make ends meet, saying that Yoona is not good at Chinese. Proficiency, saying that Yoona didn't follow the words, and she couldn't be fooled. That's how Lao Guo's notebook was written. Anyway, Yoona must maintain the image of a tall goddess.

Xiao Guo on the stage is acting in pain, while Xiao Feng in the stage is really in pain. Taeyeon's little hand is on Xiaofeng’s waist to help Xiaofeng massage. After so long, Taeyeon’s two-finger Zen The magical power is finally accomplished, and there will be no more stubbornness.

Xiaofeng could only keep the calmness on the surface, begging Taeyeon for mercy with his eyes. Didn't he just smile when Xiao Guo said that Yoona was in good shape? Didn't he even make a sound as a severe punishment?

Xiaofeng didn’t understand Taeyeon, and Taeyeon didn’t understand Xiaofeng. When she was young, Yoona did not show that she could not get fat. Even if she did not get fat because of poor gastrointestinal tract, she grew up a little bit. I started to grieve for the problem of body shape, especially with Sunny, an unreliable sister who loves to show her breasts.

Simply because Yoona belongs to the optimistic school, Yoona accepted this reality after a lot of trials and no results.

In her childhood, Yoona and Jung Soo-yeon were the favorites to confront Xiaofeng. Jung Soo-yeon never called her brother-in-law, and told people to just feed her instead. Taeyeon felt that Xiaofeng had suffered this for her. Fortunately, Jung Soo-yeon. Well done, the best response is to ignore Jessie’s character at all. Anyway, Jessie’s character will not make an inch.

If Xiaofeng showed maturity in dealing with Jung Soo-yeon, then she was naive when facing Yoona. Xiaofeng did not attack Yoona with the question of her figure. Such an extreme way of coping makes Taeyeon very confused. But having said that, Yoona's trouble is really not acceptable to ordinary people. Taeyeon doesn't know that Xiaofeng is actually naive when facing her relatives. The situation facing Jung Soo Yeon is entirely due to a guilty conscience.

Xiaofeng could only listen to the cross talk while accepting Taeyeon’s sanctions. Liu Jae-shik, who pretended to understand, and Quan Zhilong, who was bored and looked around, soon discovered that Xiaofeng had fun to watch and let Xiaofeng Fortunately, Taeyeon still has a lot of face in front of outsiders. Under Liu Jae-shih's smile and Quan Zhilong's gossiping eyes, Taeyeon gave up and continued to sanction Xiaofeng.

Xiao Guo on the stage is talking about how he was made by this self-proclaimed male god, and hopes that Yoona will share his experience so that he can learn from him and increase his rank, but Yoona’s answer is very good. She doesn’t know anything, she becomes a goddess if she grows long.

Of course, while pretending to be silly and cute, Yoona also teased Xiao Guo. What is not visible from the outside. How is Xiao Guo resembling Old Guo? Why do you make a small ramen that looks exactly like Mr. Yu, Yun Desha, these The old dog is radiating the new year here in Yoona.

After Xiao Guo cursed and vowed that he must and must be Old Guo's own son, Yooner told Xiao Guo with a look of sympathy that his hard work was actually useless. From a genetic point of view, he will look like Teacher Guo the longer he grows. , Will definitely become the second black fat guy in Yoona Club.

Xiao Guo was not worried about this, because he followed his mother except for his size. Of course, Yoon's words made sense to Xiao Guo, and Old Guo became the biggest stumbling block on his path to becoming a male god.

Yoona said that the only thing she could do for this kind of thing was to introduce her familiar cosmetic surgeon to Xiao Guo. After learning cross talk, Yoona went further and further down the road of self-defeating, and the title of the goddess of teasing was also away from Yoona. Getting closer.

In order to prove that it was a slip of the tongue, they were all original products. They also tried to pinch their noses and face on the stage to verify. Yoona had a good time playing with her own face, while Xiao Guo played for a while. So he stopped. Xiao Guo said that if he was playing for a while, he would spend a lot of money to do it again. He also said that Old Guo had given him an ultimatum, and the money in this area would never be given again. Xiao Guo would pay it back. He cried and complained that he hadn't got a penny from working in Yunde Agency for so long, and it was all used to pay the bills. Of course, these can't stop his determination to continue to be handsome.

Speaking of this story called the Goddess Goddess, it’s very rough. It’s not a lot of baggage and it’s not very coke. Even if Yoona is a fan of the book, there are a lot of restrictions. You can’t ridicule too much, and you can’t play too much with the classics. The sound is different from the same character, and many of the usual methods in cross talk are not available. Fortunately, for Yoona, a Korean female idol audience who dared to talk about cross talk, she is still very tolerant. Of course, her appearance also plays a very important role. Like Xiao Guo said, the shape of Yoona's robe and jacket is worth the money.

Although Yoona's cross talk attempt is not very exciting, it is generally very successful. Of course, it is inevitable to be complained of thunder and rain. Lao Guo and Teacher Yu have made so many groundwork and only led to one such work. , It is inevitably disappointing.

Before Yoona stepped down, Taeyeon uploaded a photo of Yoona’s stage. When Yoona stepped down, the sone had already made a fuss. Many sone wanted to support Yoona on the spot, even if they were in Chinese. I want to go if I don’t know anything about it. Unfortunately, it’s hard to get a ticket. The Korean ticket purchase regulations formulated by Xiaofeng directly excluded most of the Korean sone. However, few Chinese sone knew the news at all. Before the start of the special session It only did a five-day small-scale promotion in South Korea, but China only has very few people know that Yunde Club is going to perform in Seoul.