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Chapter 879: Finding a Partner (Part 2)
"Facts have proved that it is very difficult to choose a partner that suits your heart. Especially when this partner can only be selected within the scope of Yunde Society. The first one to come up is Xiaoyueyue whom you recommended. I will not I made an evaluation, but I called it that this is not as good as Xiao Yueyue. The evaluation in one sentence is a complex of neuroticism and ADHD. Yunde Society really has all kinds of people, and what kind of teacher Guo is really like. Everyone dared to accept it." Xiaofeng said with emotion. I don’t know it. I was shocked when I saw it. Meng Hetang is the richest crosstalk actor in Yunde Society. Xiaofeng felt it during the rehearsal. The performance started to convulsions. It was the late stage of ADHD.
"Who said my master? In our Yunde agency, there are still people who dare to talk about Lao Guo. Let me see who is so afraid of death. The news of our Yunde agency is still low, and there are people who dare to come to the door and make trouble. "Just when Xiaofeng wanted to express a few more emotions, a very wretched man with pigtails came up backstage.
"You said those things just now?" Little Braid walked up to Xiaofeng with a slanted eye and curled his mouth and asked.
"What's wrong with what I said? Your master still refuses to say it?" Xiaofeng asked with an unhappy expression.
"I said it before, but I won't say it in the future, you know?" Little Braid stretched out a finger and pointed at Xiaofeng and said, as if he had to do something if he didn't agree.
"Why? Why should I say it before, but I can't." Xiaofeng made a very speechless look. With your apprentices, Lao Guo has long lost any image, and cares about what others say. ?
"Just because my master is dead, is it appropriate for you to say that an old artist who has passed away? Do you know that you have to keep a bit of ethics? You post on Weibo that we can’t find you, you say us elsewhere I can’t hear it, but on the stage of the Yunde Society, do you still think of this door? Our master is dead, but there are hundreds of apprentices...." Little Braid threatened Xiaofeng constantly, at first It's kind of like that, but the more you talk, the more you go.
"You want to wait, you said your master is Lao Guo, who are you?" Xiaofeng thinks that it is not easy to say good about cross talk. Not only do you have to learn the four lessons of talking and singing, and stand on this stage. The requirements for overall quality are also quite high.
"You don't know me, I'm Yan Yunda, my master's big apprentice, if my master doesn't have Yunde Society, I have to carry it." Yan Yunda touched his braid and said with a smile on his face.
"It's really an apprentice, let alone nonsense. Just now your master was still talking about cross talk on stage." Xiaofeng said with a look of surprise.
"Can’t you just die? You died right after stepping down, can you control it?, I tell you, now I am the master of the Yunde community, and remember it later, the Yunde community’s handle is me, Yan Yunda ." Yan Yunda shook his pigtail, looking like a villain.
"Okay, let's not say whether your master is dead or not. Why do you become a bearer when your master is dead? When did you become a community?" Xiaofeng asked speechlessly.
"The Yunde community, abbreviated as the Yunde community, please call us Yunxing in the future, and I am Yunxing's handleman Yan Yunda." Yan Yunda clasped his fists and arched his hands to the audience.
"Is this shooting Young and Dangerous or how to recruit? It is also abbreviated. There are five characters in total and four characters for short. Don't talk nonsense here. As far as I know, even if your master is gone, it is impossible to let you say Forget it, they have a son, and the young leader’s name has been called for many years."
"You said Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo is also dead?" Yan Yunda said with a treacherous smile.
"Is it just dead?" Xiaofeng asked next.
"Yes, my master just died on the front foot, and Xiao Guo on the back foot laughed and said that he finally killed my master. Now it is finally his turn to say, but he didn't come up in one breath and died." Yan Yunda used ten minutes. Said in a sorrowful tone, but the expression on that face was all gloating.
"That's not right, even if both Lao Guo and his son are dead, wouldn't there be Teacher Yu? You can't have your turn in terms of seniority."
"Who are you talking about? My master? He died too. My master died on his front foot. My master laughed and said that he was revenge. Your old Guo died before me. He just wanted to recognize Xiao Guo and his son. As a result, Xiao Guo also died, and my uncle died without coming up in a single breath under great joy and great sadness.” The expression on Yan Yunda’s face was too speechless, as if it were such a happy thing.
"Ms. Yu is gone, too?" Xiaofeng asked with an unbelievable look.
"No, it's not my turn," Yan Yunda said in a very relieved tone.
"That's still wrong. There are still a lot of people in Yunde Society who are more suitable for you than you. In terms of fame, there are Xiao Yueyue who is so red, and in terms of generation, there are Hou Zhen, Gao Feng, and Sun Yue who are in the same generation as Lao Guo. In terms of power, there is Luan Yunping, the chief executive, who is not your turn?" Xiaofeng said that even if these people are dead, it is impossible for Yan Yunda to be the handle.
"It's all dead, can't it?" Yan Yunda shook his fan very proudly.
"They are all dead, are they all poisoned to death by you? Are there no people alive in the backstage now?" Xiaofeng asked with a look of horror.
"Don't talk nonsense, won't our Yunde community disband if we are dead? Those who are worse than me still have to stay." Yan Yunda said in astonishment how you knew it.
"That's still wrong, so many people persuade you?" Xiaofeng asked as if to break the casserole.
"If you don't agree with me, there are people on top of me. Both my wife and Xiao Guo support me. I'm taking the emperor to make the princes." Yan Yunda looked high-spirited.
"Yes, I can see that you are a traitorous minister, but let me ask one more question, Xiao Guo, let's not talk about it. If you are too young, why should your wife support you?" Xiaofeng asked maliciously .
"This matter, I can't talk about it in front of so many people, but I just feel sorry for my master, and neither of the two sons is his own." Yan Yunda in Xiaofeng's ears could hear the audience. Said "softly".
"Good fellow, there is also this fierce material, let me tell you, today even if it is Yunde's people, you can't refund your ticket. It's not for the money to be a member of the news, it's a charge for the news." Xiaofeng didn't. I forgot the only principle of Yundesha that Lao Guo said is not refundable.
"Since everyone is absolutely perfect, what are you doing on stage?" Xiaofeng asked very suspiciously.
"Didn't I hear that you are looking for a partner? Now, our Yunde Society is pretty useless. I'm not thinking of giving you a chance to cooperate with us." Yan Yunda said that he is seeking his own government. , Now that you are a handle, you must think about the future development of Yunde Society.
"Forget it, I'm afraid I will die someday with your partner." Xiaofeng said with a frightened expression.
"You can rest assured that the partner you are looking for is not me. I am the Yunde community now. I won't surrender my identity and talk to you about cross talk." Yan Yunda made Xiaofeng rest assured that as a handle, he looked down on Xiao Xiao phoenix.
"And don't worry, my master's promise to you is still valid. After all, it is my master's last wish. As for the female ghosts and fairies you mentioned, please send them to my room tonight. I will leave them the door." Yan Yunda acted as if I was a good apprentice and I was a master.
"If your master is not dead, you will have to be pissed off by you, so you are not afraid that your master will be pissed off by you?" Xiaofeng asked in a condemning tone.
"Besides, don't you have your wife? You also need a female ghost and female fairy, can your small body resist it?" Xiaofeng asked Yan Yunda disdainfully.
"Don't look at me being thin, my bones are full of meat, or why can I get my master's wife with so many apprentices? This is not something you are worried about. Hurry up and find a partner. Take advantage of my master's death and the tea is still cold. I really can't hold you." Yan Yunda said with a smug look.
"That's fine, you can call someone up, I have to choose well." Xiaofeng nodded in agreement.
"Come up all the people behind, hurry up and pick up the guests." Yan Yunda instantly turned into an old bustard, and his business was a skilled.
Following Yan Yunda’s shout, five people came up from the backstage. Two of them drove Yan Yunda and dragged them down. Yan Yunda shouted that he was the Yunde community carrying the handle, but one of them took out a handkerchief and jammed it. After closing his mouth, the person went down, but the two shoes remained on the stage.
"Is this a corpse or a haunt?" Xiaofeng looked at Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue who had dragged Yan Yunda down, and asked Sao Bing with a dazed expression.
"Uncle, don't mind. A long time ago, our master brother was beaten by the master and his brain was broken. Today I forgot to take the medicine and went on stage." Sao Bing explained apologetically.
"Oh? So what he said is crazy? Your master is not dead? The others are all right?" Xiaofeng asked in a sigh of relief.
"It's all right, although we have been expecting this, but expectation is only expectation, reality is too cruel." Sao Bing said with a cry.
"How much hatred do you apprentices have with your master? I wish he would die early, so as not to."
"Who will let him not praise me? I will never get ahead with him. Whoever delays me will be my greatest enemy." Sao Bing said frankly, Xiaofeng was speechless.
"Uncle, I was scared just now." Zhang Helun, who was standing aside, asked with a mean smile.
"Yes, it frightened me. I'm scared after thinking about it now." Xiaofeng made a lingering look.
"I'll just say that the friends that Master made are different this time. This is a real friend." Zhang Yunlei gave Xiaofeng a thumbs up and praised him.
"You praised me. The main reason is that I have to die with so many people, and I am still in Korea. It is estimated that your master also knew me as a Korean. Death is not a big deal, but there will be more to follow. For example, are you cremating the body or keeping the status quo and transporting it back to China. There are too many troubles and more money is spent. Would you say that I am embarrassed to chase the money to China for the money? When I come back, I'm scared to death." Xiaofeng picked up a towel and wiped off his sweat for the first time after taking the stage. It was all fright.
"Uncle, let me tell you, it's okay to say this in front of us, but don't say it in front of my master," Zhang Helun cautioned.
"Why is this?" Xiaofeng asked confused.
"What if my master knows that there is such a big advantage to take advantage of, what can you do if you really die here in Korea?" Zhang Helun made me look like this is all for you.
"Not so." Xiaofeng asked uncertainly.
"Why not, uncle, do you know why my master doesn't grow up?" Sao Bing took the conversation.
"It's so long-hearted." This topic has just been said on stage.
"That's only one aspect. Another reason is that he has been in the eye of money since he was a child, and it is impossible to grow taller." Sao Bing's words were widely recognized by the audience.
"Oh, so you are right to remind me. I usually don't think your master is picking up, and the work is still quite magnificent." Xiaofeng said that she still didn't believe it.
"Why is he magnificent?" This time it was Zhang Yunlei's turn.
"When I went to Yanjing before, your master invited me to dinner. The food was pretty good." Xiaofeng thought for a while and gave an example that was not very reliable.
"Is it roast duck?" Sao Bing interjected before Xiaofeng finished speaking.
"I'm telling you, that restaurant was opened by my master, and we went there for dinner in Yunde Club." Sao Bing looked like that.
"Your master opened it. The labor costs and material costs are also money. You can't say that your master is picking." Xiaofeng tried to help Lao Guo explain.
Said that Helun made a disgusting voice, and Zhang Yunlei also held the table with a look of vomiting.
"Well, I don’t want to talk about it, but who will let the words come here? Do you think the ones you eat are freshly cooked, and that’s leftovers from other customers, and then reprocess them for you to eat. My master said this is called diligence and thrift." Sao Bing's expression also became very ugly.
"I beg you to stop telling me." Zhang Yunlei begged, who was already weak in shape and now a bit more miserable.
"What's wrong, although it's leftovers, but it's not like that?" Xiaofeng felt that Zhang Yunlei and Zhang Helun's acting was a bit too much.
"I guess you, as my master, gave you the leftovers firsthand." Sao Bing's explanation made Xiaofeng's face change.
"So there are second and third hands? And what are you eating?" Xiaofeng asked tentatively.
"Just eating the leftovers is enough. Sometimes the leftovers are not enough. My master still takes swill. That's swill. Now the pigs don’t eat anymore. I will give us the food for practicing waste oil." Bing was about to cry as she talked, but Zhang Yunlei and Zhang Helun vomited on the stage.
"Uncle, now you finally understand why we always say that I am the master. You charge us so much and treat us like this. If you were, what would you do." Sao Bing also went to "those up", Xiang Xiao Feng asked.
"Who is doing this to me, I promise to kill him." Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said