Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Uncle, it's not that I complained to you, my master is really not a human being, so he still charged us with our ID card." Sao Bing said to Xiaofeng crying.

There was no expression on Xiaofeng's face. Just now, a big apprentice came up and said that Master was dead, and he almost killed the Yunde Society. The three who came up at this meeting also said that Lao Guo was not good, how much hatred is this?

"I've decided, and I will mix with you uncle in the future. I will stay in Korea from now on. I won't leave this time. I'm so old. My master still doesn't like me. It's boring to stay. It's better to come to Korea to develop." Sao Bing made a very depressed look.

"Oh, Sao Bing, let's talk about it in the background. Let's go on stage to fight for the opportunity. We haven't said anything yet. Why are we starting to talk about the future?" Zhang Yunlei asked very dissatisfiedly.

"Do you still use comparisons? Is there a comparability between us? A discerning person knows who to choose as a partner at a glance. My advantage is so obvious." Sao Bing said with a disdainful face, and also said that he should be with these two PK completely despised him.

"Saobing, you are wrong to say that. Today, my uncle chooses a partner. I just said that the direct election is the most suitable. If you don't choose the famous one, can you be more famous than a big butt face?" Zhang Helun The rebuttal is very sharp.

"I didn't say anything about fame. The reason why I said it was not a comparison is to analyze it from who is most suitable." Sao Bing laughed arrogantly.

"Why, your upper lip touches your lower lip to make the most suitable?" Zhang Yunlei and Zhang Helun temporarily formed an alliance of the same surname.

"Three don’t worry. I think there are only so many people running for my partner today. The three of you will talk about your strengths on stage. I will choose whoever is most suitable. My future partner will be from you. I chose one of the three." Xiaofeng comforted the three people who wanted to rip on the stage, Xiaofeng finally found the feeling of choosing someone.

"Uncle, is what you said is true? Just choose from the three of us?" Sao Bing asked excitedly.

"Really, the one on the left and the other right. Excluding those who are impossible to partner with me, basically the comedians of Deyun Society who came to Korea this time are almost on the scene. The self-inflated Xiao Yueyue came up to piss me off. Meng Hetang with ADHD bored me too hard. Yan Yunda, who forgot to take the medicine, scared me too hard. I also felt a little tired. I think the three of you are good, so I chose it from the three of you." Xiaofeng's decision Received unanimous praise from the three.

"If you two get to know each other, let's go down. Why should you go? It's nothing for you." After being happy, Sao Bing started to push people directly. Of course, the double-card combination would not cooperate so well. The three of them started again. Tear it.

"Stop, stop, you three are going crazy. Is it interesting to be on this stage? Is there any ability to practice? It is more useful to talk on this stage than to do it." Xiaofeng hurriedly went to the stage again.

"Uncle, I have to say you, you still don't know enough about our Yunde Society. Other people say that cross talk is about talking and not using hands. If you want to solve problems in our Yunde Society, you have to do it. If not for this, I It's not going to go to the gym, and Xiao Guo won't lose weight." Sao Bing said with a distressed expression on the muscles in his arms.

"Yes, uncle, this is the case of our Yunde News Agency. If it weren’t for too many fights, it wouldn’t be reported. At first, my master still stopped the hair. If you can find relationships, you can find relationships. Money buys, and then my master discovered that he would go bankrupt if he paid for it, and then news came out.” When it comes to Hei Lao Guo's strength, Zhang Helun is absolutely the top three among hundreds of apprentices.

"Okay, okay, the more you talk, the less you get to the side. Are you ready to leave the club today after the performance, and dare to say anything." Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped the three of them. Sanjin wrote this paragraph as free play, Xiaofeng didn't dare to let these three play casually.

"I can't control the relationship between your Yunde Society, but now I choose a partner, I have to follow my rules." Xiaofeng said very seriously, and said that if he goes downstairs so crookedly, he probably won't be able to choose this partner next year.

"Uncle, you're right, we'll just do what you said how to come." Sao Bing, who is best at flattering, agreed, and the double-card combination also said that there is no problem.

"It's still the same sentence, you talk about your own strengths and advantages, as long as you can convince me that you will be my future partner, but let's talk about it first, and you can't talk nonsense. If you say the truth, like what Xiao Guo did for fighting I just lost weight. Does fighting have anything to do with being fat and thin?" Xiaofeng murmured vaguely, and pointed out that this sentence was unreliable, which was to admit that everything else was true from the side.

"Uncle, what I said is true. Fat and thin has nothing to do with combat effectiveness. Sun Yue is fat. People fight fiercely, or you can't be the captain of the second team. Of course you don’t have a stronger combat effectiveness. It’s a problem, but if you’re not fat enough to fight, it’s a sin. Every time when our Yunde Society starts to fight against Xiao Guo, it’s a miserable one. You can’t fight, you can’t run. Now there are so many diet pills and ways to lose weight, but the effect is not Okay, that’s because no one is chasing you every day. If it is estimated that you are like Xiao Guo, you will lose weight if you lose weight. If you don’t lose weight, you will be beaten to death. The people in Yunde Club are all black and mouthful. Said it was a young class leader, in fact, I wish I could kill Xiao Guo. It's too dark." Sao Bing said that he couldn't lose at the starting line. It would be bad if he left Xiao Feng with an unreliable impression.

"There are so many inside stories about feelings in Yunde Society. I have to carefully consider whether to find a partner here. I love life more than my ideals." Xiaofeng showed a frightened expression.

"Uncle, are you still afraid of fighting? Just now I heard Zhong Guo and Ouba say that your strength is this, or I can't be so active on stage." Sao Bing gave Xiao Feng a thumb, Xiao Feng's combat power Is widely recognized.

"As long as you partner with me, the strength of the two of us can definitely fight the invincibles of Yunde Society. This is called a strong alliance." Sao Bing said more and more proudly, her saliva began to splash, face to face with Sao Bing and leave. Xiaofeng, who is very close, feels that she has to cut points for Sao Bing based on this.

"Bingbing, cross talk is ideal for me. I don't want to participate in the fight for power in the Yunde Society. I am not afraid of fighting, but fighting every day is boring. You want to use this to convince me." Xiaofeng is no stranger to Yundeshe's Ouba usage. Whether it is intentional or unintentional, Xiaofeng is not interested in helping to correct it anyway.

"Okay, uncle doesn't like that we don't talk about this, let's talk about other things. I am the captain of the fifth team in Yunde Society. Ask them if they are two officials?" Sao Bing said very proudly. He has too much advantage. It's too much.

"Saobing, it's boring to say this. A leader of the fifth team came on stage and said, is the leader useful? Just let me try. Besides, does your fifth team leader have a dime relationship with your uncle?" Zhang Helun looked on. Speaking contemptuously, South Korea and the Celestial Dynasty are both official-based countries, but at least you have to be an official. Even the members of the fifth team do not listen to the captain of the fifth team, Sao Bing, so you are embarrassed to say it.

"I am the captain, indicating that I have management talents. I can help manage the schedule and income in the future. Why is this not an advantage?" Sao Bing felt that she was right.

"Okay, Sao Bing, it’s not terrible for people to read less books. You don’t know if you read less about terrible things. It’s okay if you don’t know much about it, but it’s not right to pretend to understand. You can help manage it. You can use it. Uncle is a popular artist, but there is a whole team of agents behind him. You think they are all given to Yunde Society. Everyone gets a small salary. Only the master knows how much money he makes." Zhang Yunlei also despised the show. Those words the cake said.

"Uncle, do you still have the agent team?" Sao Bing asked excitedly.

"It's not as exaggerated as he said, but there are still some agents, assistants and supporting employees," Xiaofeng recalled the standards given by Zhang Yongjian, and replied in a pragmatic way. Sometimes these all represent the artist's Identity, Zhang Yongjian now requires Xiaofeng to take this group of people for activities.

"I didn't expect that my Sao Bing would be able to become a manager one day." After a while, Kung Fu Sao Bing cried three times.

"I've only heard of climbing along the pole. It's really rare to see people who can climb up without this shot." Zhang Helun felt that it was too bad to compete with Sao Bing. This is not a comparison of strength at all. It is better than skin and endurance.

"You're not convinced again, even if you don't talk about the captain, you still can't compare with me." Sao Bing continued to make a cameo shower, spraying Xiaofeng is not necessary.

"I'm curious how we can't compare with you." Zhang Yunlei shook his waist and asked with a disdainful smile.

"Okay, then let's make a systematic analysis. First, let's talk about the appearance. At this point, the two of you are incomparable with me, and none of the Quanyunde clubs can compare with me." After saying Sao Bing, he was shy. The hip lift puts a look that makes people's eyes hot.

"Sao Bing, since you are from the Northeast, I will give you a Northeast dialect. Don’t get blinded. If you say anything else, I will just listen to it. You actually said in front of me about your appearance. Are you a mad dog? Bite, Xiao Guo was only responsible for the face value by relying on the identity of the young class leader. Ask these loyal fans of Yunde Society in the audience, who is the most beautiful thing about Quande Yunshe." Zhang Yunlei shook the water snake waist. Picking up a towel as a handkerchief and making a shy expression,

"Do you know? This world looks at faces, and only those who are not good at long will say that they don't rely on face to rely on talents. You stun cakes on the stage for a long time, people still call for refunds, I Zhang Yunlei goes to this station for the ticket money It's worth it." When it comes to modeling, Zhang Yunlei is very confident. He is not afraid to fight for appearance in Yunde Society. He is a familiar superstar of Yunde Society.

"Bah, really shameless." The despised Sao Bing gave Zhang Yunlei a sip of water in a very unhappy manner.

"Hey, who are you vomiting? Believe me or not, I scratched you with a paw." Xiaofeng felt that Zhang Yunlei was also a bit convulsive today, and he was not so damn during rehearsal.

"It's still worthy, do you dare to mention the word worthy in front of the master? Master doesn't use the big soles to pump you, but in front of your uncle, you dare to raise the worthy face. Give it to you?" Sao Bing's reprimanding of Zhang Yunlei made Xiaofeng feel very upset.

The most annoying thing is that Zhang Yunlei still cooperated. After listening to these words, he actually looked at Xiaofeng very seriously, and then repeatedly said sorry with a panic on his face, and quietly complained how Xiaofeng can grow up as a Korean. In this way, is it true that South Korea’s huge plastic surgery industry is blown out?

Without giving Xiaofeng a chance to ask questions, Sao Bian continued: "Furthermore, I am talking about whether the shape is suitable or not, not long and good-looking. Is it useful for you to come here to fight for beauty? I will ask you if it is useful. ."

"Sao Bing, do you mean that it is not more beautiful than the long one, and distinctive than the ugly and long one? You can beat me at this point." Zhang Helun said with his signature voice that can't pull out.

: "Emotions are so ugly and so proud." Xiaofeng is no longer interested in pursuing complaints. He is ugly. There are really few people who are ugly and willful.

Sao Bing looked at Zhang Helun's fat face and said, "Of course I am not uglier. Uncle wants the most suitable thing. I am the most suitable in appearance."

"Sao Bing, I didn't even see this. Can you tell me more about it?" Xiaofeng asked confusedly. How did Sao Bing become the most suitable person?

"Look at my long one. It’s not good-looking and a bit ugly. Basically, you are on the same level as you, so you don’t have to worry about me stealing your limelight. Moreover, my long one is very Korean, plus this head. This figure doesn’t violate peace at all when standing next to you. It’s like the two of them. Standing next to you is like a peg, and you are like a water tank." Sao Bing smashed his single eyelid very hard. Small eyes.

"Oh my mother, Sao Bing, why don't you say that your father is Korean? My uncle is looking for a partner to find the style of China. If you are looking for a Korean-style uncle like you, you can still use it in Yundesha? Some are more authentic than you." Zhang Helun felt that Sao Bing was far-fetched.

"Yes, it's better to find someone like me who eats by face from the appearance." Zhang Yunlei agreed with Zhang Helun, but the next sentence was to praise himself.

"Three, stop arguing, looks really don’t matter that much. Look at your Yunde Society, most of the actors have their own characteristics. Even your master admits that Quan Yunde Society is standard in appearance. There are not many people above the line. What I am looking for is a cross talk partner. Looks are not important, beauty or ugliness, and whether they have special features or not." Xiaofeng watched the three people quarrel again and hurried out to declare.

"Haha, I understand what the uncle meant. What uncle cares about is whether he can speak good cross talk, and what he cares about is the level of cross talk. This is a greater advantage than me." Sao Bing is not a flattering king, and it means that. rapid.