Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 936 Happy Comedian (4)
"Uncle, don't you know, I was aggrieved in Yunde Club." Sao Bing wiped a handful of tears and complained.
"Bingbing, do you think this is appropriate for this place?" Xiaofeng motioned to Lao Guo, who was sitting not far away, because of his skin color, Lao Guo's face was not dark and he couldn't see it.
"Uncle, I'm not afraid of anything when you are here. I just want to say today, I'm not such a master." Sao Bing hesitated for a moment, gritted her teeth and made her determination.
"Hey about hello, my good partner, you have found the next home, what should I do, I am fine if you do this?" Cao Heyang almost cried.
"Don't worry, although your business level is average, but I am used to partnering with you. Don't worry, I will take you there when I go, but you must make a statement now. Are you standing with me? Here, I’m still standing on the side of Fatty Blackie.” In order to make Sao Bing’s performance more attractive, Lao Guo did a great job. Although Fatty Blackie has reached a household name level, he is really in front of the camera. Not much to say.
"Bingbing, who is the little black fat guy you are talking about? I don't even know him." Cao He** made a choice without hesitation.
"But don't forget the pie, our ID is still in that person's hand." Cao Heyang reminded.
"It's okay, what age is it, I thought I would have nothing to do with my ID card? I don't want to go, and I just need to report the loss and do a new one. A total of less than 100 yuan can solve the problem." Sao Bing Yi The face said indifferently, despising Lao Guo's behavior.
"I understand, you don't want to leave in one or two days." Cao Heyang concluded.
"You just said that you don't want to leave." Sao Bing said the truth in one sentence, and Cao Heyang smiled awkwardly.
"I said you two have been talking for so long. Have you ever asked my opinion? I and your master are good friends, and I can't do digging." Xiaofeng made a just and awe-inspiring look, full of face Excited to think about a better life in the future, I left Yunde Society to marry the two petrochemicals who set foot on the pinnacle of Bai Fumei.
The camera captured Lao Guo, who had been expressionless, and gave Xiaofeng a thumbs-up with a smile at this time, indicating that Xiaofeng is a true friend.
Sao Bing and Cao Heyang didn't regret taking the medicine. In this case, they could only run to the dark one by one on the stage, and accusing the old Guo Bo of Xiaofeng's sympathy became the most critical task at hand.
"Uncle, you treat my master as a friend, but he doesn't treat you as a friend. You may not know that you have been in contact with him for a short time. My master is not suitable for being a friend at all. It is best to be a stranger." Sao Bing first opened black.
"No, I heard that your master has many friends, like Lao Meng and others." Xiaofeng said with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, there are still a few nails in the broken ship. Who doesn’t have many friends, but you see who my master’s friends are. As a public figure with a big bald head, he doesn’t look like a good person. , I also love the matter of protecting the media. You think it’s a good time to be old in the past month. People don’t. All kinds of spit and despise are as if they are afraid that they can become a couple. The social circle proves that Lao Guo is not a good person.
"Oh? I really think it makes sense when you say that. It's just a special case. Not all of your master's friends are like this." Xiaofeng said with a smirk and induced Sao Bing to continue speaking, but Sao Bing felt so brilliant. He can't do everything for him. Since Cao Heyang wants to join, he must get a name.
At this point, Sao Bing and Cao Heyang didn't have any worries, and directly spit out Lao Guo's circle of friends. Xiaofeng was very cooperative and said that he was being deceived, and he would do it with old Guo friend in a while.
"Uncle, now you finally understand the pain in my heart, can I grow up so easily with such a master." Sao Bing began to cry again.
"Saobing, your master's character is very inferior, I believe it, but I think your master treats you well, you always said that your master doesn't favor you, isn't you also a happy comedian? Let's talk about you It seems that your master’s girlfriend was helped by your master."
"Uncle, if you don’t ask me, I’m embarrassed to say this. Are you going to the happy comedian to praise me? It’s the Yunde club that I’m not going to no one. I understand it, if you really want to praise me Wouldn’t let me wait that long, saying that I would invest in a TV series to make me the leading actor, but the TV series is called Widow. I don’t even need to go to the shooting scene for the actor, just get a black and white photo and paste it on the stone tablet. Ten seconds into the first episode." Sao Bing Tumo Xingzi flew across the board, and he started to complain about Lao Guo as if he had taken stimulants.
"There is also my girlfriend's matter. It was obviously my hard work to catch it. As a result, you guessed what my master said, Sao Bian, I said to the outside that I matched the two of you together, so that Master has face, and It’s a fact that the master can be said to be bad to the apprentice. It’s true that it’s not good to the apprentice. Can it be covered up by this? No effort can be achieved and the credit still falls on him, so he didn’t do anything like that." Sao Bing said in grief and angrily that finding an actress to be his girlfriend is very upsetting, but Lao Guo's taste changed as soon as he stirred up. He said that his girlfriend was trying to cling to Lao Guo's, and that Lao Guo was coercive and lured. In short, Sao Bing’s various efforts have been wiped out very cleanly, which is too depressing.
Xiaofeng comfortably patted Sao Bing on the shoulder, saying that it would be right for such a master to sever the relationship earlier, but he still can't take in Sao Bing. It's not that he is afraid of Lao Guo's revenge. The main reason is that he can't play with Sao Bing. what.
"Saobing, look, your specialty is cross talk. It's okay to show you cross talk, but I can't let you go to Korea to speak cross talk to Koreans in Chinese." Xiaofeng said helplessly.
"Uncle, it's okay, I can learn Korean, and I don't have no basic knowledge of Korean." After talking about Sao Bing, he began to show off his stubborn Korean. The total number of simple vocabulary is not standard. Can't keep up with the level of aunts who often watch Korean dramas.
"Saobing, it's too early to say whether you can learn Korean well. Even if you can learn it well, do you think cross talk can exist without the soil of Chinese? Anyway, I can't imagine using Korean to speak cross talk. "Xiaofeng's words make Sao Bing very anxious. If Xiaofeng doesn't get close, it will be troublesome.
"Uncle, I can't just talk about cross talk. I can sing and dance. You can just wrap it up and I'll be singing and dancing. If not here, I'll give you a section?" Sao Bing comes as it says, in order to sell myself Sao Bing is pretty good too.
A piece of unaccompanied singing and dancing makes Xiaofeng a tangle. From a funny point of view, Xiaofeng thinks that Sao Bing is a success. If he considers the identity of a cross talk actor, he can barely accept it, but it is far from the so-called singing and dancing. It's too far.
Stopping the Sao Bing who wants to continue performing, Xiaofeng said that he "recognizes" the potential of Sao Bing. As long as he trains hard, he definitely has the opportunity to be an idol.
After getting Xiaofeng’s approval, Sao Bing began to swell, and started to fill his own bright future. What is the shrinking version of Jin Zhongguo of China, what is the weakened version of rain, and what is the new generation of China’s nine-turn long-legged Obama. Putting various names on his head, he didn't care about Xiaofeng's twitching mouth.
"Cao Heyang, Sao Bing has proven its worth, how about you?" Xiaofeng didn't want to listen to Sao Bing boasting.
"My master is not good to me. No matter how good, I have been a leading actor. I always use Xue Zang to threaten me. Whenever I do, you will come out again in the 50th anniversary of Yunde Society. You will scare someone. It’s not bad for old people to walk on stage. Can you still think of who I am Cao Heyang?” On prosecution, Cao Heyang is definitely not as good at Sao Bing, but Cao Heyang is definitely the strongest member of Yunde Society.
Xiaofeng really wants to yell: Who will let you spit out Lao Guo? I want you to prove what you have. Unfortunately, it is not written in the book. Xiaofeng who has no experience with Cao Heyang dare not add anything. .
"I'm Sao Bing's partner." At Xiaofeng's reminder, Cao Heyang finally knew what to say, but when he opened his mouth, he was full of cuteness and made Xiaofeng speechless.
Xiaofeng explained it to let Cao Heyang understand that Sao Bing stopped talking about cross talk and was about to switch to idol. The feelings had been said for a long time, and he didn’t hear anything at all. This cuteness is a bit like Tiffany. The shorting ability is second only to Zheng Xiuyan. Unfortunately, Cao Heyang is not a beauty. These qualities are not commendable.
Cao Heyang said that he also wanted to be idol very much. If idol is allowed to talk about cross talk, and he can continue to form a duo with Sao Bing, his name is Brother Sao Jian. The style of Sao Bing is Sao, no little Cao Heyang felt that it was okay for him to play cheap with someone like Yue Yue.
Such a connotative name, Xiaofeng, really disagrees. One mouth is leaky, and the other is stinky chicken coop. It is even more interesting to call the mouth brother.
Xiaofeng hasn’t said anything yet, and Sao Bing is not happy over there. If he continues to talk about cross talk, he doesn’t mind continuing to partner with Cao Heyang. Judging from the current situation, he wants to find another partner who talks about cross talk. It's not easy, but he didn't want to continue to mix with Cao Heyang when he switched to idol. Sao Bing felt that Cao Heyang had lowered his grade.
According to the theory of Sao Bing, first of all, Cao Heyang was born with short legs, and he was not qualified to stand beside him without the long legs of the ninth revolution. Secondly, Cao Heyang did not have the same Korean-style face as him. Sao Bing felt that he was even too mixed. The over-rung Koreans don't violate peace at all, but he is a natural single eyelid.
Sao Bing said that Cao Heyang quit. Cao Heyang thinks that Sao Bing is almost the same as Lao Guo. It's no wonder that Sao Bing is an apprentice, and I really can't learn anything good with Lao Guo.
Sao Bing is not ashamed but rather proud. Facts have proved that only people like Lao Guo can succeed. Although he doesn't like what Lao Guo is, he doesn't mind learning in order to be able to set foot on the peak of life.
Cao Heyang was speechless. What about the good partner friendship? The boat of friendship was turned over as soon as possible. Is he too late to regret it now?Even if the Yunde Society only came to power on the 50th anniversary of Daqing, as an old Guo apprentice, he can still eat.
Xiaofeng stepped up to complete the game at this time. Sao Bing reluctantly agreed to keep Cao Heyang by his side. If he can talk about cross talk in the future, then Cao Heyang will still be his partner. If the transition to idol is successful, then he will reluctantly leave Cao Heyang as an assistant. Well, at least one body odor assistant doesn't have to worry about crazy fans. When he raises his arm, a blade of grass will not grow within ten meters. The only thing that can survive is someone who is forced to smell like Sao Bing.
The two reached an agreement so happily. Although Cao Heyang was dissatisfied, there was nothing to do. Who would let him be bewitched by Sao Bing and cut his way off? He could only look forward to a better future.
At this time, Lao Guo suddenly stepped onto the stage. In order to help Sao Bing, Lao Guo made a real fight. After all, Sao Bing has obvious shortcomings compared with the previous brothers. Xiao Yueyue was already on fire before he participated in the comedy. With its unique characteristics, it is very advantageous to get the stage of comedians. Xiao Guo is born with the aura blessed by Lao Guo, and with the help of Master Yu, he will not suffer on this stage.
Zhang Yunlei's singing skills coupled with his good appearance and his appearance are very competitive. But Sao Bing is different. After all, his advantages in singing and dancing cannot be brought into play on the stage of comedians. It is impossible for the host to stop and help Sao Bing. The only thing he can do is to help Sao Bing to relax the standard as much as possible, and then contribute his Lao Guo's name to Sao Bing to make fun of him. Lao Guo, the apprentice of Sao Bing, also took great pains.
Lao Guo didn't pay attention to the nervous Sao Bing and Cao Heyang, and he also blacked it out. Although the Yunde Society's beatings were common, he would never enforce the family law in front of the camera.
Sao Bing and Cao Heyang just breathed a sigh of relief, and saw that Lao Guo was very enthusiastic and gave Xiaofeng a hug. If Xiaofeng knew that this picture would be called the most adorable height difference after it was broadcast, Xiaofeng Feng would never give Lao Guo a chance to embrace him, even if it was rehearsed before.
"Feng En, thank you, you didn't come in vain this time, you finally helped me check whether the two apprentices are loyal." Lao Guo said with a smile on his face.
"Fortunately, I didn't insult my life, but I really didn't expect you to have this image in the apprentice's mind." Hei Lao Guo Xiaofeng didn't have any psychological pressure.
"As for the stage effect, some things are obviously false, but what they say is considered true. This is called a lot of money. My old Guo can't be surprised how people think of me, but I did not expect me to be the closest. My apprentice actually thinks of me that way." Lao Guo was embarrassed for a while, and then began to perform distressed, but Sao Bing and Cao Heyang on the side were completely confused.
Of course, from the eyes of Xiaofeng, the acting skills of the two are simply not enough. Obviously, they should be shocked to the point of dumbness and forced to worry to fear to regret. Their expressions changed quickly. As a result, Xiaofeng has been training for so long. The rich expression changes boil down to dullness, and acting is really talented.