Lao Tzu is Hades

Binhai City.

Du Lei Private High School.

Male dormitory building.

"My lord, my lord, get up and go to the church to handle the case!"

Standing by the bed was a monster more than two meters high with a bull's head.

"God, monsters!"

Jiang Feng opened his eyes, frightened Chrysanthemum tightly, got up and ran out.

Bull head shouted from behind: "Master, you haven't worn long trousers yet..."

Count to nine severe cold and raging winds.

Jiang Feng wore big pants and ran from the dormitory area to the playground.

"Look, there is a silly fork over there!"

"Really lacking quality, they are called Luo Ben lovers!"

"Shhh... keep your voice down, maybe it's an expert who cultivates immortality and crosses the tribe!"

...

Hanging by the wind and waves (third beep), the wind blows and the panties are cool!

Jiang Feng ran around the playground three times, freezing like a mourning dog, and finally remembered that he could go to the bathhouse to keep warm.

...

"Ah... Rogue! Catch the rogue!"

There was a harsh scream from the women's bathhouse.

"What? Rogue? Where is it?"

The cleaning aunt rushed in expectantly, shaking her chest and shouting: "There is a kind of rushing to the old lady, what a hero to bully a little girl!"

Jiang Feng ran into the women's bathhouse by mistake, and went around for a while to find a way out.

"Ouch!"

When I arrived at the door, I ran into a girl who was actually Banhua Linqi!

Seeing Jiang Feng, Lin Qi blushed and turned and left: "I'm sorry, I went wrong..."

Jiang Feng grabbed her: "Beauty Lin, you're right, you're making a mistake!"

"Ok?"

Lin Qi fluttered with her long eyelashes, but she still didn't react.

Jiang Feng snatched her handbag and said, "Lend your clothes to wear, and buy a bath ticket for me, thanks!" After speaking, he slipped into the men's bathhouse.

"My nightdress!" Lin Qi stomped her feet with anger, "Damn Jiang Feng knows to bully me, huh!"

"Ah... so comfortable!"

Jiang Feng was lying in the big pond with a look of intoxication, thinking of the bull-headed monster in the dormitory, and his heart lingered.

To say, it has been sad enough recently.

Pee and wet shoes, the network cable was cut in two, fart and shit, rubbing the button to break the paper, even the chrysanthemum was buckled and bleeding, the four tragedies of life let me take over!

"Heaven will give you the power to serve the people in Sri Lanka. He must first suffer from his will and his muscles. Is it... what important task does God have to give me Jiang Feng?"

I slept in the bathhouse, and when I woke up, it was half past two, put on my clothes and ran to the classroom.

"Fuck me, women's lady! Cute girl hangs!"

"Wait, this person is a bit familiar, he seems to have seen it somewhere!"

"Isn't that the luo Ben fan in the morning?"

"Hahahaha...hiccup! The old man pinches, he must be famous!"

...

"report!"

Entering the classroom, Jiang Feng stood up and saluted.

After three seconds of silence, the whole class burst into laughter.

Pink long skirt, white stockings, dark, sparse leg hairs are faintly visible in the stockings.

"Just come back from ballet?" Chinese teacher Fang Qing frowned.

Jiang Feng said: "Teacher Fang, this is a long story..."

"That's all right, go to my office, and speak slowly after class!" Fang Qing said in a bad mood.

Lin Qi should have been happy when Jiang Feng was embarrassed, but strangely enough, she couldn't be happy.

Maybe, every beautiful girl with good grades has a crush on a bad boy.

"Let's go, what the hell is this today?" Fang Qing came to the office after class.

Jiang Feng said: "I was wronged! It's not me who made the ghost, I was the one! Teacher Fang, you don't know, I saw a monster in the dormitory today!"

"So you dress like this? Signed a women's dress contract with the monster?" Fang Qing sneered.

As a class teacher, sometimes she really can't do anything about it.

Jiang Feng said, "I'll run when I see a monster. When I arrived at the bathing hall, I just met Lin Qi and asked her to borrow clothes to wear! If you don't believe me, ask Lin Qi!"

"Enough!" Fang Qing patted the book heavily and said, "I warn you Jiang Feng, it doesn't matter if you are not learning or skillful, but don't harm Lin Qi! People are going to be admitted to a prestigious university, and you, go back and drive the excavator. ?"

"I……"

"What are you? Go back! By the way, call Lin Qi for me!" Fang Qing rubbed her temples, seemingly uncomfortable.

Back in the classroom, the classmates laughed again, but when Jiang Feng's eyes stared, they were too scared to speak out.

Although Jiang Feng is afraid of ghosts, he is not afraid of people. He fights fiercely, and he is like a handle in the class.

"Lin Qi, Teacher Fang called you!" Jiang Feng came to Lin Qi's desk.

"Want to lie to me again!" Lin Qi let out a "hum" and didn't respond.

Jiang Feng took out a bag of things and whispered: "Seven degrees space is back to you, besides, Teacher Fang really called you!"

"what……"

Jiang Feng reminded Lin Qi that she had hidden her sanitary napkin in her nightdress, no wonder she didn't find it at noon.

She did not dare to face Jiang Feng, and left her seat as if fleeing, saying to herself: "Believe you again for the last time..."

It was fine when I went, but when I came back, Lin Qi cried.

Jiang Feng slept for several nights, and found Lin Qi still crying when he woke up.

At that time, he was studying in the evening, Jiang Feng walked directly over and said to Lin Qi, who was at the same table, Wang Erhua: "You, change seats with me, I have something to talk to Lin Qi!"

"Why?" Wang Erhua was unhappy.

Jiang Feng said coldly: "I, someone Jiang, has been acting in his life, so why should I explain to you and other ants!"

"Childish! Read too much fantasy novels!" Wang Erhua walked away obediently, afraid that Jiang Feng would disturb her study.

"Hey, don't cry!" Jiang Feng sat down and touched Lin Qi lightly.

Lin Qi had resisted it, but when Jiang Feng was persuaded, she felt even more wronged.

"What the hell is going on?" Jiang Feng said, "Did Teacher Fang bullied you? I'll take revenge for you!"

"Don't mess around!" Lin Qi said, wiping her tears, "It has nothing to do with Teacher Fang, blame myself, this time I failed the exam!"

"How many?"

"This time I took the seventh grade!"

"The drop is too big!" Jiang Feng pretended to be deep, "Look at me, how stable the ranking is, it has always been the bottom of the grade!"

After being teased by Jiang Feng, Lin Qi broke into a smile and said, "You are really shameless!"

Jiang Feng grabbed her immature little hand, "hehe" smiled: "Men are not bad, women don't love, don't you just like my shamelessness!"

"Bah! Who likes you!" Lin Qi withdrew her hand in fright, and said, "Go back now, Teacher Ma Shangfang is coming!"

Jiang Feng said: "You haven't talked about business yet, just drive me away!"

"What business?" Lin Qi was a little curious.

Jiang Feng said: "That's it. Look, you have all started to come to menstrual holidays, indicating that you already have fertility functions. Shouldn't it be time to consider major life events?"

Lin Qi's little heart was pounding, and she faltered: "What do you want to express?"

Jiang Feng tossed his hair narcissistically, and said, "What do you think... how about me being your boyfriend?"